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KLAP Unofficial Translation blog announcement

Hi,

I have a translation blog now for translating Klap. If you’d like to follow, you can find me at https://klaptl.tumblr.com/

if otome games aren’t you’re style, that’s cool.

k thx

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Deuce Spade Birthday SSR Story Translation

NRC Newspaper Interview: Birthday Interview Feature

~Deuce Edition~

Option: Happy birthday. What were your thoughts in the days leading to your birthday?

Deuce: Thank you! I’m happy to hear “Happy Birthday!” from so many people.

Deuce: But… Honestly it was a little nerve-wracking.

Deuce: I figured I was used to these kinds of celebrations thanks to the the Unbirthday parties…

Deuce: It’s really different when you’re the center of attention.

Deuce: Still, everyone put in a lot of effort for today, so I’ll enjoy it to the fullest!

Deuce: A lot of my favorite egg dishes were also made and I can’t wait to eat them.

Screen: You really enjoy egg dishes, huh.

Deuce: Yeah. I like both eating and cooking them.

Deuce: I used to think fried eggs were simple. Just put the eggs over heat, but when I did it myself, I found out that was more to it.

Deuce: Making an ideal sunny-side up egg was pretty challenging… Back in the day I practiced quite a bit.

Deuce: Oh, speaking of… A while ago, Clover-senpai and I got pretty into making different egg dishes!

Deuce: Talking about what would be good in omelets, and teaching me how to make a simple-to-make custard…

Deuce: I never talked about egg dishes that much before, so it was really fun.

Deuce: Well, Ace was nearby going “I don’t know understand this cooking gibberish” and looked bored out of his mind.

Deuce: When I learn the super special melt-in-your-mouth custard recipe, I wanna try making that next time.

Deuce: Once I get that down, I’ll tell you. Feel free to bring Grim too for a bite.

Episode 2:

Screen: What do you enjoy?

Deuce: I like riding on a Magical Wheel. Also, I like tinkering with machines.

Deuce: Mom’s hopeless with machines, so I was always the one setting up the different household electronics.

Deuce: Instead of reading the instructions, she’d reluctantly try it out herself. It was fun to watch.

Deuce: Well, apparently to the people around me, it seems that repairing and services appliances is more of a specialty than a hobby to me.

Deuce: Occasionally, people would come and bring broken appliances and it was kinda troubling. I’m not that skilled, honestly…

Deuce: Earlier, when I tried listening to music with the Dorm Lounge’s worn-out cassette player, it stopped working.

Deuce: You know the old saying to hit appliances to fix them? I jokingly hit it and it started playing again.

Deuce: Diamond-senpai just so happen to be nearby to see it…

Deuce: He went around and told people half-jokingly that “Deuce-chan’s hands caused a miracle!”

Deuce: Word started spreading and it became a huge thing. It even got to my friends at some point…

Deuce: I kept getting told “Wow, you can repair different machines? That’s cool!”. I’m at a loss…

Screen: What are you dreams for the future?

Deuce: To become a police officer. …Not just any division… I want to join the division specialized in anti-mage combat, which is said to be the cream of the crop even among police.

Deuce: I know getting into the trade won’t be easy, but I have no intention of giving up.

Deuce: For the sake of my future, I’m doing all I can while I’m here.

Deuce: Every single day, I practice magic, I practice flying, and I even review my lectures on top of that.

Deuce: I don’t exactly have the best test scores in class though. W-Well I guess I just have to do my best from now on.

Deuce: Also, what I’m putting my efforts most into simulating situations in my head!

Deuce: I’ll watch movies and dramas where the lead role is a police officer and study how they do investigations and catch the criminals.

Deuce: I’ve memorized how to look cool in a chase and what signature phrase they’ll say when arresting the bad guy.

Deuce: I’m all set, to go to a crime scene immediately, aren’t I?

Episode 3:

Screen: What do you normally do for fun?

Deuce: Recently I’ve been playing cards with my friends at the dorm a lot.

Deuce: I used to be so into magical wheels, so I wasn’t used to playing games with my friends. It was really fun.

Deuce: Otherwise, I’ll play different app games; like ones where you build towns or beat monsters.

Deuce: Oh yeah, a while ago there was a big thing going on in the dorm with puzzle games.

Deuce: You have to match the same colors and then it disappears. The rules are simple and it’s really entertaining.

Deuce: But more and more students came to join and stayed up late…

Deuce: Many wouldn’t wake up in time and Dorm Leader Rosehearts would get at the necks of a lot of the students…

Deuce: …Actually, I was one of them too. I got too into a showdown with Ace, I stayed up the whole night…

Deuce: Even after telling myself I’d take everything more seriously… I learned my lesson.

Deuce: Since then, I only allow myself to play games for one hour a day.

Screen: What do you do on your days off?

Deuce: I do a lot of physical training.

Deuce: Sometimes when I’m in the sports grounds, I end up training with Jack, who’s in the same club as me—the track and field club.

Deuce: Even if we start off practicing on our own, we end up getting competitive on reflex being close to each other on the field…

Deuce: I start out planning to do some light training but then it ends up like an all-out battle…

Deuce: On some days, I end up running over a few dozen laps before I come to my senses.

Deuce: By the end of it, we’ll both be tired and exhausted. Makes you wonder what exactly we’re doing on a day off, right?

Deuce: Oh, recently Epel’s been joining us too. He’s got a lot more guts than you’d expect from his appearance.

Deuce: …I’ve always liked riding around on Magical Wheels with my fellow comrades, and that goes for jogging too.

Deuce: Running with everyone versus by yourself is just so much more satisfying and gives the best feeling.

Deuce: Ah… B-But I do more than just training on my days off. I take care to study too!

Screen: Thank you for letting me listen to your stories. Once again, happy birthday!

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Hi key debating on translating through beans day rerun. I know it’s already translated but 🎇who’s gonna stop me 🎇

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The reblog tags for the Ruggie birthday Translation have been so nice 😭 Really motivates me to do more 🙌

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FAQ (Will update as necessary)

Can I use your translation to translate into another language (Spanish, Russian, French, etc.)?

Answer:

If you credit my original English translation and link my blog, yes, you may. Please also let me know when you do (DMs preferred)

DMs are open if you have any other questions.

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Ruggie Bucchi Birthday SSR Story Translation

I’m sorry about poor image quality 😭 I don’t have his card but wanted to TL so they’re just kinda screenshots from YouTube 😅

Update: I got better images 🙌

NRC Newspaper interview Birthday interview feature

~Ruggie Edition~

Part 1:

Option: Happy birthday

Ruggie: Thanks! Hehehe, birthdays are just the best.

Ruggie: Actually, I’ve given a bunch of birthday presents to others.

Ruggie: Of course, I wanted to help celebrate my dear friends’ birthdays…

Ruggie: …Sike, no it’s so they pay me back on my own birthday!

Ruggie: ‘Cause they’re from well off families, the presents I get are plentiful and top-notch.

Ruggie: Last year my hands were full of gifts. Lookin’ forward for this year’s too~!

Screen: Please share any memories with your family around your birthday.

Ruggie: My family? My mom joined the stars in the sky shortly after I was born…

Ruggie: My dad left claiming he’d be away for work but never came back since. Got now idea where he’s at now…

Ruggie: But if we talking memories, I spent a lot of time with my grandma.

Ruggie: At home, those days food was hard to come by, so we couldn’t buy any fancy cakes.

Ruggie: Instead, I looked forward to the donuts grandma would make me every year.

Ruggie: Crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside! They were simple but I’d just wolf ‘em down.

Ruggie: I earned some extra income from a part-time job, and I was able to buy some decent ingredients. We’d pour melted chocolate over them, add some almonds on top just to give them a slight rich flavor.

Ruggie: I buy cake now but, but on my birthday, I feel an itch to eat some donuts.

Screen: She must be a wonderful grandma.

Ruggie: Hehehe. Right? She’s a nice, but stubborn, prideful grandma.

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Part 2:

Screen: What sort of foods do you like?

Ruggie: Like I was talking about earlier, my favorite are donuts!

Ruggie: Though, I’ll gladly eat unspoiled meat off the bone and the bone itself.

Ruggie: …What? Did you think I was joking?

Ruggie: We hyenas have strong jaws, so we can chew through not just meat, but thick bones too.

Ruggie: If you don’t believe me, treat me to some meat on a bone. I’ll gobble the bone and whole right before your eyes!

Screen: Is there anything you value greatly?

Ruggie: MONEY!

Screen: Is there anything else besides that?

Ruggie: Huh? If there’s something else…? Probably my warthog piggy bank.

Ruggie: When I was young, some rich family tossed it out and it ended up in my hands.

Ruggie: Thinking I could sell it, I brought them to a secondhand store, but they couldn’t decide on a price, so I ended up keeping it.

Ruggie: Whenever you put a coin into its open mouth, it’d make a happy noise and start playing a fun tune.

Ruggie: it was just as happy about saving up money… So, I just got more attached to it.

Ruggie: On top of that, I heard there’s a meerkat one from the same series. I’d like to get my hands on it some day and sit it next to it.

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Part 3

Screen: Please tell me what kind of impression your dorm leader gives.

Ruggie: Huh? About Leona-san? Hmm…

Ruggie: He’s only lived with other servants, so he seems pretty used to using others.

Ruggie: He works people too hard but there’s benefits in it for me too, so it’s worth working for him.

Screen: What sort of benefits?

Ruggie: First are the financial aspects. Leona-san often gives me stuff he doesn’t need anymore… It honestly is so handy!

Ruggie: I’ll get some useful things. If I think anyone else might need it, I’ll sell—er, give it to them.

Ruggie: Second are the academic aspects. In exchange for labor, he’ll help me with schoolwork I’m stuck on.

Ruggie: Before enrolling into Night Raven College, I only had the most basic of knowledge…

Ruggie: I wasn’t sure how this so-called “studying” worked, so in the beginning my grades were pretty bad.

Ruggie: But, thanks to Leona giving me reference books, past exam questions, and advice, my grades are now below average!

Ruggie: Awesome, right? It’s hard starting from the very bottom to reach average grades~

Ruggie: Goes to show it’s important to keep powerful people in arm’s reach. Gotta snatch up whatever might be useful whenever you can.

Screen: How do you spend your time during long breaks?

Ruggie: Hmmm…. Besides going home, I get sucked into part-time work. There’s a lot of jobs that’ll let you live on site and provide meals.

Ruggie: Like working on staff at a resort in the summer or working as a ski instructor in the winter.

Ruggie: There’s all kinds of customers and staff and it’s fun meeting new people.

Ruggie: I can now do simple greetings and price haggling in over 10 different languages.

Ruggie: If I ever meet some famous magician by chance, it’d come in handy for making connections!

Screen: Thank you for letting me listen to your stories.

Screen: Once again, happy birthday.

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Would anyone be interested if I translated Sebek's birthday stories? Even though they already have some translations.

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Omg that Azul birthday TL has so many notes

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Azul Ashengrotto Birthday SSR Story Translation

NRC Newspaper Interview

Birthday Interview Feature

~Azul Edition~

Option: ---Happy birthday.

Azul: Why why, thank you.

Screen: How is the party?

Azul: I’m fortunate to say it’s quite enjoyable. The liveliness of it reminds me of birthday parties from my home.

Screen: Would you normally have this many gathered for parties at home?

Azul: Yes. My family operates a high-class restaurant.

Azul: In year’s past, on my birthday, we’d close the store and celebrate with my family and all the members of the staff.

Azul: Lavish decorations and music… Best of all, with the biggest table of the restaurant lined filled with all of my favorite dishes.

Azul: “Eat that. Eat this”…

Azul: Pondering on it now, I should have said it was too much…

Azul: But to a simple-minded child at the time, I was more than pleased.

Screen: What kind of people is your family? Please tell me a bit about them.

Azul: My mother is the one who operates the restaurant. In the beginning, she ran it herself and it started small…

Azul: When I could understand more about my surroundings, the restaurant had already grown to employ a large staff of professionals and became the most famous restaurant in the Coral Sea.

Azul: Not only in cooking, but she had talent in management as well.

Azul: She has keen interest in the Monstro Lounge as well. Amazing to see me take after my parent, don’t you think?

Azul: Next would be my step-father… He’s from my mother’s second marriage, therefore there’s no blood relationship.

Azul: He was a lawyer, and they met when my mother was filing for divorce.

Azul: You never quite sure what the world will bring, you could say.

Azul: Usually he’s a kind, sincere individual but… when it comes to work, he’s shrewd.

Azul: Often, he told me about laws and how to compose contracts. We all get along quite well, and I hold much respect for him.

Azul: Lastly, there is my grandmother. All members of my family are magicians, but her magic is especially superior.

Azul: She’d use her magic to help those in the vicinity with any wavering issues.

Azul: Yes… She’s a benevolent person, just like myself.

Azul: We may all have different personalities in my family, but we each have our own powerful abilities… We’re certainly a prideful family.

To be continued…

 Part 2:

Screen: Please expand on your fixations with Monstro Lounge.

Azul: Hm, if I had to mention one thing, it’d be the tableware.

Azul: It’s not just the flavor of the cuisine, but the presentation that is imperative.

Azul: No matter delectable the food, there’s a loss of appeal when on a poor dish.

Azul: As such, at Monstro Lounge we use only the highest quality brand tableware.

Azul: Thinking back on it, when preparing to open the shop, every day was troublesome.

Azul: Gathering information from famous restaurants, visiting different tableware making vendors…

Azul: Carefully looking over the sample pieces…

Azul: Well, it was a grueling experience, but we were able to gather wonderful tableware pieces.

Screen: That sort of fixation… I never realized.

Azul: Hehe… That’s reasonable. If you new the prices associated, you wouldn’t be holding my teacup so freely.

Azul: There’s no need to know the costs of the tableware.

Azul: The design of the lounge is to give off entirely an air of luxury.

Azul: Though… After the pain of getting the tableware, Floyd will occasionally poorly handle a dish and shatter it.

Azul: I warn him time and time again… Good grief, what a problematic person.

Screen: It seems to be troublesome.

Azul: Well, I do have my breaks.

Screen: Breaks… How so?

Azul: I read in my room.  

Azul: To relax, I dim down the lights, and read autobiographies from business individuals I’ve borrowed from the library.

Azul: As well, my room is filled with my collectables and decorated to my liking...

Azul: When I look around my room, it calms my nerves and makes for a relieving experience.

To be continued…

Part 3:

Screen: What are your hobbies?

Azul: Coin collecting. It’s been my hobby since I was young.

Screen: Please share how it started.

Azul: How it started… Ahh, I remember now. When I was a child, I picked up some coins from a nearby sunken ship.

Azul: At first, I thought it was nothing unusual; that it was just money from land but…

Azul: As I looked into it, I found out they were of 100 published commemorative coins from a monarchy.

Azul: The coin’s face value was 100 madol.

Azul: But to collectors, one coin could pull in 500,000 madol!

Azul: When I came to know of the coin’s rarity, I started collecting them.

Azul: The coins' history and how they are minted, they're worth more than the value stamped on them... Don't you think that's enthralling?

Screen: It is enthralling. How many coins do you have now?

Azul: About 200. For particular coins I like, I display them in cases.

Azul: Incidentally, the value of the coins is influenced by the market and highly sought after. It’s a great hobby if you want to invest in building assets.

Screen: Do you have any other hobbies?

Azul: Hmm… Another thing would be board games.

Azul: Shortly after the entrance ceremony, I toured around the clubs and found my way to the board game club.

Azul: There I found Idia-san…’s younger brother Ortho there.

Azul: There I introduced myself like a businessman.

Azul: “This can help build my business power!” is what I thought to myself at the time, and I joined the club.

Azul: The club is mostly just playing games but…

Azul: When push comes to shove, I built up my courage considerably for matches.

Azul: More than anything, outwitting your opponent in intellect is very gratifying. Hehehe…

Screen: You have a wide range of interests.

Azul: You’ll never know what leads to a business opportunity.

Azul: It’s better to experience all kinds of things.

Screen: Thank you for talking to us about so much.

Screen: Again, happy birthday.

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Floyd Leech Birthday SSR Story Translation

I am still studying Japanese so I do not 100% guarantee accuracy in this translation. The gist should be there.

NRC Newspaper interview Birthday interview feature

~Floyd edition~

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Part 1

Option: Happy birthday

Floyd: Ah, Koebi-chan came to celebrate too. Thanks~

Screen: Please let us know how you feel about everyone congratulating you.

Floyd: It’s festive so it’s fun.

Floyd: We’d have parties at home, but they weren’t this rowdy.

Floyd: It’s not stiff or formal, so I like this.

Screen: I heard you have candy reserves in your room, is that true?

Floyd: Huh? You don’t know, Koebi-chan? How even when you eat dinner, before sleepin’ you get hungry?

Floyd: Me and Jade are still growin’ ya know~

Screen: Are there certain treats you like?

Floyd: Hmm… It changes depending on the day… Lately it’s been peppermint candy…

Floyd: Last week it was melon-flavored gummies… Yesterday I ate biscuits with almond in ‘em.

Floyd: I think I prefer the chewy stuff over the flavor. Also, stuff you can only eat on land.

Floyd: Koebi-chan, if you find any rare treats make sure to share with me, okay?

Screen: Okay. By the way, what kind of food do you like?

Floyd: That is… Takoyaki! Ah, do you know what Takoyaki is?

Floyd: Huh, you know, Koebi-chan? Even though there’s not many at school who know, you do?

Floyd: The other day, after closing Monstro Lounge for the day, Jade and I had some with other dorm members.

Floyd: Flippin’ em over was pretty tricky but after some practice they were really good.

Floyd: It’s named Takoyaki but, you can put in stuff besides octopus in case you get bored.

Screen: When the time comes, what ingredients would you like to try?

Floyd: First shrimp and cheese! Then sausage, and oysters…

Floyd: Tomatoes, broccoli, strawberries, fresh cream, chocolate, anchovies, potato chips, konjac jelly…

Screen: There’s a lot you’d like to try out.

Floyd: Yeah yeah. In the end we’ll test who can make it the strangest…. It’s laughable how disgusting it is!

Floyd: Azul is a stickler about wastin’ food so we gotta make sure to eat it all.

Floyd: Next time, you should join us, Koebi-chan. It’s a promise.

 Part 2

Screen: You usually have your collar open, is it uncomfortable to have it buttoned?

Floyd: Not uncomfy, more like too irritating. I may be good at stranglin’ but it’s not exactly my taste.

Floyd: When I came to shore, I didn’t like the clothes. It’s like always havin’ seaweed clingin’ to your body.

Floyd: Plus, you know how ya gotta wash your clothes right after wearin’ them?

Floyd: I was thinkin’ why humans gotta do something that’s such a pain.

Floyd: But now I like pickin’ out my clothes. It’s fun wearin’ different colors.

Floyd: Koebi-chan did ya know? The In the sea you can see a bunch of different dark colors.

Floyd: Besides clothes, you can wear shoes and accessories… It’s fun dressin’ up differently on land~

Floyd: But, after buyin’ so much, storin’ it in my room’s getting troublesome.

Floyd: Jade’s room’s always clean and got some spare room so I ask him to leave some of my stuff there.

Floyd: But he always says, “No.”

Floyd: Ahhh, I wonder if they’d let me use another dorm room for storage.

Screen: You collect anything you like?

Floyd: Ehh? Jade and Azul’s got their plant’s ‘n’ coins they like to collect…

Floyd: I get bored easily, so I don’t care much for any collectin’… Oh, that’s right.

Floyd: I wasn’t trying to collect ‘em for anythin’, but the other day I bought some moray eel goods.

Screen: What sort of stuff did you buy?  

Floyd: A loose fittin’ graphic T-shirt, a mascot keyholder with a funny face.

Floyd: Since there’s a legend about the Sea Witch’s capable moray eel underlings,

Floyd: At sea, moray eels have a pretty tough image. Plus, we’re carnivorous.

Floyd: But on land, the moray eel goods they sell up here are weirdly cute so it’s interestin’.

Floyd: Makes you think about how humans see moray eels.

Floyd: I bought the T-shirt and gave one to Jade and he happily wore it. Aha~

Floyd: Azul said not to go out wearin’ it but it’s so cute. Isn’t that terrible~?

Part 3

Screen: Between your mermaid form and human form, which one do you like?

Floyd: When I was human form, I didn’t know how to walk, and my body was so heavy…

Floyd: I felt like turnin’ back to my mermaid form right away and headin’ back to sea.

Floyd: But recently, I’ve been thinkin’ this form ain’t too bad.

Floyd: At Coral Sea, there’s nothin’ but other merfolk but at this school there’s so many different people.

Floyd: So, I’m never left bored.

Floyd: Also… I can do fun things I can only do at sea like basketball and dancin’.

Floyd: Lately I’ve gotten into parkour~

Screen: What’s parkour?

Floyd: Oh, you don’t know? You kick off handrails or walls, and climb up buildings~

Floyd: It’s a sport where ya gotta move around any obstacles as much as ya can to get to the goal.

Screen: Seems difficult.

Floyd: I don’t think about whether it’s hard or easy.

Floyd: Since I was a kid, I liked playing around things like obstacle courses.

Screen: Obstacle courses at sea…?

Floyd: Yeah. You decide the goal, then swim through the planned route in the sunken ship.

Floyd: Sunken ships have a lot of broken places here and there, so ya gotta swim around a lot of obstacles~

Floyd: To not let your swimmin’ speed drop, ya wanna avoid the obstacles with the minimum movement possible.

Floyd: Then, the first one to reach the goal wins!

Floyd: …Come on, isn’t that like parkour? So that’s why I like it.

Floyd: It’s fun pickin’ up a new skill, plus it’s like swimmin’ up on land.

Floyd: There’s no right or wrong way to avoid ‘em or any strategy, so it’s kinda more…freeing?

Floyd: For me, I hate havin’ any strict rules…

Floyd: Oh, but the other day I overslept and used parkour to enter the classroom through the window. The teacher was pissed.

Floyd: Aren’t I impressive for workin’ so hard to not be late? Next time I’ll try not to get caught. Aha~

Screen: Thank you for letting me listen to your stories.

Screen: Once again, happy birthday.

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Jade Leech Birthday SSR Story Translation

I am still studying Japanese so I do not 100% guarantee accuracy in this translation. The gist should be there.

NRC Newspaper interview Birthday interview feature

~Jade edition~

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Part 1:

Option: Happy birthday.

Jade: Thank you very much.

Screen: Please let us know how you feel about everyone congratulating you.

Jade: I am very pleased to be here alongside Floyd for everyone to celebrate with us.

Jade: However, hearing everyone congratulate us makes me uncharacteristically bashful.

Screen:  Did you receive any messages from your parents?

Jade: Yes. Floyd and I received a message addressed to us from our mother.

Jade: “Jade-san, Floyd-san, are you eating properly every day?”

Jade: “Its understandable you are having a fun time up on land, but please come visit every once in a while.”

Jade: It seems we have been weighing on her mind as of this present state.

Jade: That being said, this message is not anything abnormal since we keep in contact regularly.

Jade: Ever since we were young, our mother has a bit of a worrywart.

Screen: Please tell me about your different birthday memories.

Jade: Memories? …I see. Then, allow me to tell you about a time we were children.

Jade: During Floyd and I’s birthdays, not just our relatives but our father’s work colleagues would rush to visit—

Jade: We would receive a mountain of presents.

Screen: What sort of things did you receive?

Jade: Sweets, seaweed eye masks, toys you can only acquire on land—we received quite a variety.

Jade: Though, there would be luxury consumables mixed in that children would have no business needing…

Jade: They were not for us, but to bribe our fath… No, they seemed to be presents to our father from desperate people to win him over.

Jade: For such profound gifts, he would always obtain their signature.

Jade: He would have them sign certificates stating, ‘this was well-intentioned present, and we will not request for anything in return.’

Jade: As our father, he’s very similar to our mother in how he’d worry about such things.

Jade: Well, they say a man and his wife are very similar… It’s good to see them get along with one another.

Screen: I would like to visit your parents’ home someday…

Jade: It is simply an independent business? One that dives into a wide, frivolous sort of trades… It’s very ordinary, you see.

Part 2:

Screen: What are your interests?

Jade: Terrariums.

Jade: There is such a profound meaning behind raising living things from land in transparent, water tank-like glass containers.

Screen: Please tell me what got you interested in terrariums.

Jade: I first heard about it from the Great Seven’s Sea Witch.

Jade: I heard a certain anecdote about how she kept living creatures in bottles.

Jade: Yearning to understand more about such a tremendous figure, I began to imitate such a practice.

Jade: Even in my hometown, I would raise many from within those bottles.

Screen: What is it that you like about terrariums?

Jade: Let me think… To be the one who is in control, perhaps.

Jade: I am responsible for maintaining peace in the world of this container.

Jade: Meaning, I decide what may live or die.

Jade: You could say being the maintainer for a terrarium is like being a ruler of a miniature garden.

Jade: Above anything else, nurturing it at my own pace helps put me to ease.

Jade: Nevertheless, not everything will always go as you planned.

Jade: Vegetation you harvested could suddenly wither, unexpected plants growing from dirt you collected from the mountains…

Jade: There is a certain charm when such unforeseen circumstances occur.

Screen: Are the unforeseen circumstances enjoyable?

Jade: Yes. After all, if everything when as you planned, that would simply be dull.

Jade: I still have little about living creatures on land, there is much I cannot predict in how they develop…

Jade: Because of that, I have a tremendous fascination with terrariums.

Part 3:

Screen: If you have any memories connected to your earring, please tell me.

Jade: Oya, you are curious about what I have on my left ear?

Jade: Heheh, that is fine. I will tell you. It is a bit of a long story but…

Jade: Before entering middle school, Floyd and I were challenged by a sturgeon.

Jade: That fish had such beautiful scales.

Jade: We were intrigued and asked if we won, that they would give us their scales.

Jade: As a result… I’m sure you understand?

Jade: Yes. Winning without any issues or injury, we received their beautiful scales.

Jade: We had these produced, and now Floyd and I wear them as earrings.

Screen: They are very pretty.

Jade: Thank you very much. Hearing you praise them so makes me feel content.

Jade: One of the verses from the Sea Witch’s spells mentions sturgeons…*

(Note: In JP the spell said “Sturgeon of the Caspian Sea” not what was said in English)

Jade: As such, the Coral Sea regards sturgeon scales as a popular good luck charm.

Screen: What else is popular at Coral Sea?

Jade: Let’s see… Oh. Fireworks are extremely popular.

Jade: When the shore sends up fireworks, much merfolk will reach the surface in appreciation.

Jade: For Floyd and I, on days of the fireworks, we would go up close to the shore and play there.

Jade: Because everyone looked toward the sky, the people on land would seldom notice us.

Jade: By the way, merfolk of the olden days would think of fireworks as jellyfish in the sky.

Jade: I would say that’d be too flashy for jellyfish but… Hehe, it’s an amusing misunderstanding.

Screen: Thank you for letting me listen to your stories.

Screen: Once again, happy birthday.

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~Opening Twst Translation Requests~

If you have any twst stories you want me to try translating into English, please request~!

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Silver Ceremonial Robes Translation

My translation may not be 100% accurate but it should give the general gist ;;;;

Under the cut!

EP1:

“I want to return their kindness”

Courtyard

Idia: Ahh~ I don’t wanna. Why does the magical shift tournament have to be on TV?

Idia: They show my face in some pretty shameful replays. I’d like to avoid that…

Idia: Right now is 7:00PM… The school store should just barely be open.

Idia: I’ll buy a welding mask, then tomorrow I can hide my face the entire day…!

(rustle rustle)

Idia: Hii!! S-S-Something moved--!

Silver: You there! State your name at once!

Idia: Hii?! I-I-I-I’m no one! Ah, Ahhhh, I’m not anyone suspicious…!

Idia: I-I-I-I’m Ignihyde’s I-Idia Shroud!!

Idia: So, please, put down that baton in your hand…!

Silver: Ahh… Idia-senpai. That would imply you are not anyone suspicious then.

Idia: (whisper) I-I think the one popping out of nowhere brandishing a baton is a lot more suspicious though…

Silver: Anyway, what are you doing wandering around here at this hour? Usually, you’re at your dorm eating dinner at this time right?

Idia: I-I was on my way to go buy a welding mask…

Silver: Do you need it for a mechanical engineering-related experiment?

Idia: Urgh… Well what about you, w-w-w-why are you walking around in ceremonial robes…!

Silver: These clothes are most suitable for slipping around during the twilight.

Silver: It inhibits my mobility, but due to certain circumstances I don’t have my dormitory clothes available.

Idia: Eh….Eh? Like a stealth move?

Idia: S-Silver, are you actually some sort of ninja?

Silver: Hmm…. What’s a ninja?

Idia: They’re rumored to come from a far East country. They are people who conduct covert actions, intelligence assessment, and other dirty work.

Idia: Have you never heard of shuriken or fire jutsus before?

Idia: It’s a popular theme for anime and in games their jobs are on-par with that of samurai!

Silver: Idia-senpai… You’re suddenly talkative.

Idia: Ah… Sorry ‘bout my otaku rambling…

Silver: I understand you explanation… But unfortunately I’m not this ‘ninja’ you speak of.

Idia: Seeing you deny that with such a straight face kinda makes me embarrassed on my part though…

Idia: Wait… Silver, what are you aiming at, wondering the courtyard at night…?

Silver: Tomorrow is the Magical Shift Tournament. The school will be open, and immoral people will be among the crowd of normal people from different countries.

Silver: Undoubtedly, assassins will take advantage of the crowds to slip in and look for any possible openings.

Silver: The safety of Malleus-sama is of the utmost priority.

Idia: That’s overreacting! Besides, Malleus has a strong high rank cheat, isn’t that overprotecting him?

Silver: I serve Malleus-sama, who will someday become king of the fairies and rule over the Valley of Thorns.

Silver: Before coming to this school, if he took one step out of the castle, he had guards with him.

Idia: Hmmmm…

Silver: If by any chance something happened to Malleus-sama, there would be diplomatic discourse

Silver: This is in no way overprotection.

Idia: W-W-What’s with this heavy scaled topic…

Idia: I’ve only heard about assassins and diplomatic discourse in games though…?

Silver: This is no game. This is our reality.

Idia: W-W-W-W-Wow…! There’s always, always been lines I wanted to try reciting  during these times…!

Silver: …? If you want to say it, why not go ahead?

Idia: Nah, if you were to say it it’d probably fit but if I tried I’d probably look like some sort of wannabe.

Silver: I see… I don’t quite understand it all, but I apologize.

Silver: Well then, I will return to my station. Be careful not to get mistaken as anyone suspicious.

Silver: Currently, I, along with Sebek and Lilia-senpai are patrolling the school after all.

Idia: R-Roger… I’ll follow your example and use my stealth mode where I can. L-Later.

Silver: Yes, see you.

Silver: …I should meet with Sebek and Lilia-senpai and let them know about Idia-senpai wandering around the courtyard area.

Silver: It’ll be a huge commotion around the area if he runs into Sebek.

EP2:

Courtyard

Idia: *sigh*… Finally class is over. Really, today’s weather is too nice… It’s rough for a shut-in like me…

Idia: On days like these, I’ll quickly confine myself and return to my room and complete my daily quests.

???: ……

Idia: …Hm? Someone there?

Idia: S-S-S-S-Silver?! Why’s he collapsed in the courtyard?!

(leans in…)

Idia: Oh… maybe he’s just sleeping…? Sheesh, I was so surprised I took damage…

Idia: …Though, he’s got some good features. No doubt he’d be popular~

Idia: His face when he’s sleeping looks like that of a prince, so dazzling. There’s even small animals around him…

Idia: He seems so different now compared to the day before the Magical Shift Tournament

Idia: I was scared of getting hit with that baton too…

Idia: Now seeing him like this, I wouldn’t believe he would be the type who likes to get involved with anything.

Silver: Hm… Nn…

Idia: Hii! I-I-Is he w-waking up?!

Silver: *yawn*… I thought I sensed someone. It was you, Idia-senpai…

Idia: Y-Y-Y-Y-You got it all wrong! I wasn’t at all staring at you while you slept!

Silver: ? Please settle down a bit before you speak. Everytime we’ve met you lurch in surprise.

Idia: That reaction was more due to my anti-socialness…

Idia: B-B-B-Before you were brandishing that baton. Anyone would be shocked from that.

Silver: Now that I hear it aloud that sounds only natural… I apologize for my actions last night before the Magical Shift Tournament.

Idia: Urgh… I feel bad seeing you sit there and apologize so sincerely…

Idia: S-Silver, you’re a bit of a strange one… To have such students who are so straightforward and loyal…

Silver: …Is that so?

Idia: Y-Yeah. To go to such an extent to go on night watch for their dorm leader, the students at Ignihyde would not ever do that.  

Idia: …Hwah! M-M-M-Maybe The Dorm leader Malleus at Diasomnia dorm is one to rule with an iron fist?

Idia: I-If that’s the case, I can understand. Are you forced to do stuff like the night watches?

Silver: Such acts of reign of terror is not necessary at Diasomnia dorm. Just as the other night, the night watches of are our own volitions.

Silver: I’m not sure what all goes on with the students at Ignihyde dorm but, I will do what I can for the one I’ve sworn my loyalty to.

Silver: Right now, the reason I am alive today is all because of my father and Malleus-sama.

Silver: I want to someday return their kindness towards me.

Idia: Ohhh… The expression on your face was so cool, and for an otaku like me, I could feel the passion from your tone.

Idia: I can kinda sympathize.

Silver: In addition, I prefer to avoid any trouble for Malleus if any conflict were to arise between the human land and Valley of Thorns.

Silver: My power is nothing fancy, but I want to do what I can.

Silver: I was told many times by my father to avoid any warfare growing up…

Idia: Ohh… Such profound words.

Idia: That ‘father’, he must be a strong man with a steel-like body and mind.

Silver: Yes. My father was a guard who served as a lord of the Valley of Thorns.

Silver: I’ve heard he earned the queen’s favor due to his ability to fight in battle.

Silver: At this time he is retired, but he was a warrior who has been rewarded medals due to his actions of throwing himself into battle multiple times.

Silver: I’m sure I cannot begin to imagine the harsh experiences he had…

Idia: W-What is this. This is starting to sound like an open world RPG…

Silver: Open world?

Idia: I-Internet thing. Sorry, it’s something you commoners wouldn’t understand.

Silver: No, I know about online games. My father often stays up late to play such games.

Idia: Hm?! Your father just suddenly turned degenerate?!

Silver: My father has always liked those sort of trends. Recently he’s been getting into MagiCam it seems.

Idia: E-Ehhh?! He just went from a retired strong Royal guard to crumble down from there…!

Lilia: Heeey Silver. What are you doing sauntering around there?  

Lilia: You promised to accompany me after school for an uber difficult quest.

Silver: Fath… Lilia-senpai. Sorry. I’ll be there right away.

Lilia: Hm…? I was wondering who it was there, and it happens to be Idia. You two are a rare combination.

Idia: Ah, ah… L-L-L-Lilia, this is, uh…

Silver: I had dozed off here earlier and met him by chance.

Silver: Idia-senpai, see you around.

Idia: Y-yeah, see you…

Idia: …Talking with Silver about his dad was interesting.

Idia: Even though he was an honored warrior from the Valley of thorns he’s a heavy internet user and uses MagiCam lolol

Idia: If someone like him really does exist, even me, who hates people, would wanna see him with my own eyes…

Diasomnia Dorm – Hallway

Lilia: I’ve gathered materials to implement my new items. Next week is this season’s event. I’ll be so busy~

Silver: You really seem like you’re having fun when talking about those games.

Lilia: When I was a youngin we didn’t have these online games.

Lilia: Dwellers from all around the globe can cross borders for entertainment. It has become quite peaceful times.

Silver: That’s true. For you to live in a peaceful time where you can enjoy games…

Silver: We definitely must protect it.

Lilia: …Look at you talk so cheekily

Lilia: Now then, let’s ride on that sentiment there Silver and dive into my games to my heart’s content. They’ll be no sleeping tonight~

Silver: P-Please give me a break, father…

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Azul Labcoat Translation

EP 1:

“I have a favor to ask”

Ramshackle Dorm

???: Please excuse me.

Grim: Hmm? It looks like someone’s here. Hey, Yuu, I’m gonna check it out!

Foyer

Azul: Yuu-san, Grim-san. Pardon the intrusion.

Grim: Gege—Azul! What’re you doing at Ramshackle dorm?

Azul: Oh, you don't need to make such an unpleasant expression there.

Azul: I’ve not come today to collect any debt. I’ve come to earnestly request your assistance.

Choice:

Request?  

This can only end up badly.

Azul: May I ask of you to assist me with Ortho-san’s maintenance?

Grim: Ortho’s maintenance?

Grim: Why would those guys at Ignihyde come to you from Octavinelle for that?

Azul: I am a member of the same club with Ortho-san’s elder brother, Idia-san. In the aforementioned club, a discussion arose.

Azul: He mentioned, “I’d like to swap out a part of his body to upgrade his performance, but I can’t do it alone.”

Grim: The idea of Idia asking you a favor seems pretty reckless…

Azul: It is because he is acquainted to few others. The thought of him bringing it up to me must have took a considerable amount of courage.

Azul: But he was determined to break out of his shell for his precious younger brother.

Azul: For Idia-san to work do his best to support that “younger brother” Ortho-san with a machine for a body…

Azul: It was a pleasant tale. The beautiful story of brotherly love had struck me to my very core.

Azul: Wouldn’t you two also consider offering you aid?

Grim:  Not at all.

Azul: Oh, straight to the point there.

Grim: This has nothing to do with me! Why do we have to help anyway?

Azul: Oh, I’ve misjudged you…or not. I expected you to express as such.

Azul: Incidentally, Grim-san. The other evening, what were you up to?

Grim: The other day? The other day you mean… Ah! Y-You…

Azul: I felt it would be rude to come empty-handed, so I’ve brought a gift. It’s a photo I took in the staff room the other day.

Azul: It displays the disorderly state Trein-sensei’s pet was found in following your quarrel in the staff room.

Grim: N-N-N-N-No you’re wrong. I-It wasn’t me.

Choice:

That’s a sorry excuse.

Photographed right on the act.

Grim: But… But it’s Lucius’ fault. He took my bread for dinner and just ran off!

Azul: Ahh, how troublesome. It seems Sensei is now seeking out the offender as well.

Azul: I’m just so shook up worrying about Ortho-san…

Azul: I might carelessly drop this photo in front of Sensei you know?

Azul: But if I could have help with Ortho-san’s situation, I’m sure I’d manage to keep this a secret.

Grim: Of course, we’d love to help you!! Right, Yuu!?

Choice:

I’ll be a poor supervisor.

If I can be of help, of course.

Azul: Ahh, wonderful! Then let’s leave for Ignihyde at once.

Ignihyde Dorm – Lounge

Idia: W-Wel-Wel…come.

Ortho: Everyone, thank you for coming here for me! Onii-san is very grateful as well.

Azul: Oh no, we must help each other out in times of need.

Idia: Azul… Is this really okay?

Azul: Fufufu. Did I not say to leave this to me?

Azul: Now, time is money. Let’s get started with the operations. Idia-san, have you finished the preparations?

Idia: Ready when you are.

Grim: What are we supposed to do?

Idia: Y-You two will be the operation force… You’ll be doing stuff like preparing, removing, and attaching Ortho’s part.

Grim: If that’s all, would you really need us to be here?

Idia: Ah, I-I-I will be doing the programming and motion control… Ortho’s framework is very complex and…um…

Azul: Ortho-san has a number of parts, doing the work alone would be impossible…is what I think he’s trying to say.

Idia: Y-Yeah…that.

Ortho: I’ve been really looking forward to this new update. I look forward to working with everyone!

Azul: Fufufu. I look forward to working with you as well.

Azul: Now then, would you please lie down. We won’t do anything excessive.

Azul: Changing out parts is similar to surgery, is it not? If anything happens, that would be dreadful.

Grim: That Azul is acting really nice towards Ortho.

Azul: I’m kind to everyone though?

Azul: To both Grim-san and Yuu-san.

Grim: Says the guy who blackmailed me with a secret photo he took!

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EP2

Ignihyde Dorm – Lounge

Azul: …I’ve entered the specified code. What should I do next?

Idia: Right now I’ll turn the system off and detach the external lock on his back… When I’m done, I’ll give the signal.

Grim: …Hey, Yuu. Do we really need to be here?

Grim: Azul’s taking care of the complicated parts for assembly, and he’s good with his hands so there’s no problems there.

Choice:

We’re probably more in the way

Maybe he didn’t want to do it alone

Idia: …The system’s turned off. It’s open.

Azul: Now Grim, I’ve kept you waiting! It’s your turn now.

Grim: Wha, me?

Azul: The exterior of his back has been opened. Please peek around inside.

Grim: sniff-sniff…. Ortho really is a machine. It’s all metal and cords inside.

Azul: Towards the very interior, there’s a blue glowing part right? That is the part we will be replacing.

Azul: I ask of you to remove this part and insert the new part within its place.

Grim: T-This seems like a really important role… Why don’t any of you guys do it?

Azul:  Idia-san is in taking care of the programming, and I need to insert the new password every 15 seconds.

Azul: Unfortunately, both of our hands are tied up.  …It’s a very strict security protocol.

Idia:  I-I didn’t want my dear Ortho’s contents to get stolen, so I thought to up the security… heh.

Idia: I upped it too much and can’t operate on him alone! It needs improving.

Grim: You look like you’re having fun… Weird guy.

Azul: As we work on our tasks concurrently, Grim-san, you just need to quickly swap out the parts… Simple, yes?

Grim: Well if it’s just that much it should be fine. ‘Kay, I’ll just…

Azul: Oh. Be sure to not touch any other parts that aren’t being replaced…at all costs.

Grim: That sounds kinda fishy… What happens if I do touch them? I won’t get shocked will I?

Azul: Ahaha! Why of course not. Hey, Idia-san.

Idia: Yeah. If you touch it, you wouldn’t get shocked. But…

Grim: But?

Idia: The protection software will register you as a ‘threat’ and you’ll be attacked by a high magical energy output is all.

Grim: That’s not okay at all!  That’s putting my own life on the line!

Grim: I absolutely want no part in this. I absolutely won’t do it!

Azul: Ah! I’m so shocked at your refusal I might just drop that “photo” in front of Trein-sensei…

Grim: Grr…. B-But getting attacked by that magical energy…

Azul: …I might just feel so grateful I may even pay you with a “high class canned tuna”.

Grim: Wha—That’s a great bargain! I’ll hold you to your word you know?!

Choice:

He’s so easily persuaded.

He’s powerless to canned tuna…

Grim: It’s important to put in great attention into detailed work. …Alright! Here I go!

Idia: The part came out  easily. Good. Next is…

Grim: Here!

Azul: Splendid. Now simply toss in the new part… Ah, no, it’s installed.

Ortho: …

Grim: …

Ortho: “…Confirming new media attachment.  Now loading.”

Idia: Alright we got it!!! Now we just gotta show what it’s got…! (1)

Grim: Haaaaah~~~! I was so nervous.

Idia: It gives a 10% increase in processing speed, so it should allow for heavy programs that were impossible before… Eheh.

Grim: That Idia is not listening to me at all… Show some appreciation here!

Choice:

Good work

You were cool.

Azul: Yes good work everyone. I will be taking the old removed part then.

Grim: Hey, you don’t need this dumb thing.

Grim: On top of that, Azul. We worked really hard here. You better get rid of that picture.

Grim: Also, that canned tuna! Don’t think I’ve forgotten about it.

Azul: Of course. I am a man of my word.

Azul: I will properly dispose of the photo and give you the canned tuna. I will absolutely not leave you with any resentment for today.

Azul: …I cannot allow this to cause trouble in the future,  so would you please sign this?

Grim: Yeah! I’ve fulfilled my role, so you best not forget either.

Azul: Yes. We have an agreement.

Grim: Nyahaha. He’s getting’ rid of the proof and I get my paws on canned tuna. It was a great deal.

Ortho: -------Reboot complete. Program updated with no errors.

Ortho: …Everyone, thank you so much for today!

Grim: Yeah. Be grateful.

Ortho: To be satisfied with just one tuna can… Grim desires so little, he’s so nice!

Ortho: If Azul Ashengrotto sold the old part he was given, you could eat as many tuna cans as you liked.

Grim: Huh…?

Azul: Certainly not. It would be foolish to simply sell the famous genius Idia-san’s handmade magical parts.

Azul: I plan to utilize it under best conditions to increase its value.

Grim: Huh? Huh? With Ortho’s parts… H-How many tuna cans would it be worth?

Ortho: Who knows? Perhaps enough to fill the entire gymnasium with tuna cans?

Grim: Wh-What!?

Azul: Don’t underestimate it. If it was me, I could bring forth at least twice that in value.

Grim: Azul! You put me to such dangerous work, and just took the biggest prize for yourself!?

Choice:

He really cheated you there…

Aren’t you happy about getting your canned tuna?

Azul: There’s no harm. We both signed that splendid deal right? Alright, here’s your one can of high class canned tuna.

Grim: G-Grr~~!

Azul: Ahh, I’m so please to see you accept it with such pleasure.

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Note: Idia uses an expression 腕の見せ所 which is similar to “Time to show what you’ve got”. He’s mostly just expressing his skillset here.