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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea
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Actually the funniest thing to happen in any of the mxtx fandoms is that in svsss, Shang Qinghua never published Shen Jiu's backstory because he didn't want to deal with the discourse, and then irl every other post I've seen about Shen Jiu is some kind of discourse
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Shen Qingqiu: God, Liu-shidi, you're so pretty. If you were a woman I would marry you
Liu Qingge: Then you're interested in Mingyan?
Shen Qingqiu: Not really, she's pretty, but not as pretty as you
Liu Qingge: ...are you sure me not being a woman is what is holding you back from marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: I think I see your point...
Liu Qingge: Finally-
Shen Qingqiu: If only I was a woman then I would definitely marry you
Liu Qingge: Oh God damn it
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Something you must remember about Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne is that they spent more than a decade getting locked in Saw traps together and that both of them are intensely and painfully fond and nostalgic about that period of their lives.
#i am also intensely and painfully fond and nostalgic about that period of their lives#bruce wayne and dick grayson just don't get locked in saw traps together like they used to#better times
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if there’s a chance that your actions may lead to galaxy-wide fuck-up, it’s best to just die first and avoid the consequences
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Also the term "mpreg" is, I believe, short for male pregnancy, not man pregnancy, and usually isn't used as far as I've seen to describe trans pregnancies. A trans man giving birth in the generally accepted way via the normal set of equipment is an entirely different type of story than a guy pooping a baby out through his butthole, which is what "mpreg" generally appears to be describing.
“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg
#one time I read a fic where it came out the penis 'like a hyena' and I was like you realize the female hyena's penis generally rips open#when they give birth. thing ain't made out of stretch rubber#(i am on painkillers forgive me)
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if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.
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i think that childhood best friends to enemies trope is the most tragic thing to ever exist bc like. we’ve both done unspeakable things to each other and there’s no getting back to what we were at the start of this but there’s a part of me that still knows you like no one else could ever possibly know you. the whole idea of trust and devotion turned to a mutual, burning hunger to destroy each other. I hate you this much because i loved you this much. drives me insane.
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Doctor Who The Pandorica Opens | 5.12
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I've seen Xiyao flavored "don't tag as 3zun" (the cursed saber relationship don't is a deal breaker) and I've seen Nielan flavored "don't tag as 3zun" (JGY did all that) but I've never seen Nieyao flavored "don't tag as 3zun". Now the reason for this is pretty obvious but I want to see Nieyao flavored don't tag as 3zun. I want to invent this guy in a lab
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Listen, I have been hardcore Mara/Luke since I was like 12 and reading mom’s star wars novels, and this lays just under the surface at all times, simmering, like a volcano that is quiet sometimes until something like New Star War brings it again to a boil, and listen
Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master, one of the most famed and infamous names in the Galaxy, and his wife still calls him “farmboy” in front of everyone is Very Good Okay
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ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp
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bucky has a disability??
he doesn’t have an arm.
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ur telling me batman (a hero whose power is like 65% fear 35% money) has a villain who is all about weaponizing fear and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with a secret identity so strong that there are questions of who the real person is at the end of the day and whose entire creed is about stopping One Bad Day™️) has a villain who is his childhood friend that has physically separated his dual violent-nonviolent nature and is all about duality and chance and he’s not the main villain? ur telling me batman (man with strong ideas about the Right Way to stop crime and who emerged from the destruction of his own family structure) has a villain who is his undead son/former sidekick who he couldn’t save and now disagrees with the way to address crime in gotham and he’s not the main villain? ur shitting me about this clown guy right
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Somebody was not handling lockdown well judging by the timestamps

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this panel is so funny. anakin’s just getting directly in there
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