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idk i'm a big fan of the "shen yuan is extremely competent, but not competitive enough to care" idea. every disciple shen yuan au i have involves the peak lord begging him to be the head disciple and hes like "uhhhh idk sounds like a lot of work and also i think ____-shidi would want to be head disciple way more than me...." and even after he refuses to become head disciple he still goes out of his way to help the juniors with their techniques and aids his shizun with sorting his documents because he's just a nice guy.
whenever someone from another peak needs something, its very exhausting for everyone to explain the situation
guy from another peak: i need to speak to the peak lord
students: shizun is off the mountain
him: where's the head disciple
students: we don't have one, you'll want to talk to Shen-shixiong
Him: whos that
students: he's just a guy we like a lot
him: so who does all the [head disciple duties] ???
students: shen shixiong.
him: if he does all the work and you all like him why not just make him head dis-
students: WE TRIED, OKAY!!?!
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See the reason Shen Yuan's wealth is so special to me is because people who are born rich are always so out of touch with reality. They never work a day in their life and think, "I got here with my hard work" after their dad gifts them a mansion.
Then we have Shen Yuan who was born rich and he's the exact opposite. He'll work his ass off, take the bullet to protect others, be someone everyone relies on, and then he'll go "Haha whaaat i'm just a lazy privileged man leeching off my parents/the original goods." Unbelievable. He is so loveable
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Dude you’re stronger than me, I love shizun but nothing scares me more than the animation for the donghua. Like don’t get me wrong I love the little stills but that shit haunts me. Nightmare animation. They did their best and I rewatch it bc scum villian fans aren’t getting more than the pad ad but god my god that one frame of baby binghe smiling haunts my nightmares. The fact we will never get book 2 scum villian animated makes me upset and seeing the animation makes me stay up so I’m upset for longer. It’s hard out here I cannot keep living like this. Anyways shizun <3
WRONG you're forgetting this moment when Liu qingge brings up how without a cure has affected his cultivation and shizun turns his full wife beam on the beam and goes "I have you, don't I? :)"
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The fact that Jiang Cheng's birthday is November 5th, the new holiday of "the things, they just keep happening" really resonates with me.
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"At the sight of Luo Binghe on the verge of flattening this entire courtyard with a flick of his arm, Shen Qingqiu hurriedly picked him up and retreated."
a four-year-old's tantrum is much more concerning when that four-year-old is actually a Heavenly Demon emperor...
#binghe is very good at being toddler#'shizun is MY emotional support parent/teacher/lover GO AWAY!' *screams*
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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*
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May I present to you the realest bitch in all of svsss:
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His intentions are unclear
(First) Prev - Next
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I dont think lbh ever really tried to kill lqg during the 5 years of corpse-zun...but i think it would be hilarious if, because liu qingge is an anomoly who was never meant to fight lbh, who admittedly isnt on binghe's level but hes still pidw's war god.....
Lbh just is incapable of killing lqg. Like some sort of video game glitch, like when you take an item out of its designated area when youre not supposed to and the game cant quite do what you want to, everytime binghe tries to kill lqg some sort of looney tunes-shit happens that save lqg last minute. Like the worlds game engine can let them fight, and Lqg will never be able to beat lbh in a fight, but everytime lbh tries to actually kill the man, he starts falling into xianxia manholes and xianxia anvils start falling a la the beam falling during the skinner incident
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if i was 26 and had just woken up from a 70 year suicide-induced coma with no one in the present remembering who i am and instead conflating me with the ever changing image of the role i played in ww2 that now serves as american propaganda and 2 weeks ago i was watching guys get half of their faces blown off and a week after that the love of my life fell off of a moving train with me only being able to watch and then i had to like... deal with a billionaire nepo baby war profiteer calling me an old man and saying there's nothing special about me i would have started killing people. but unfortunately it happened to steve rogers. and he has, like, morals. so
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Well,,, if you guys liked my last doodles,,
Please understand https://archiveofourown.org/works/44510221/chapters/116991112 by @aceofdivinechlorophyll
Lives RENT FREE in my brain
LBH is happily living a sims studying cottage core game
SY is THRIVING in his dungeon crawl adventure game
(Text is from the Chimera Wiki page lmao)
Edit: i swear to the heavens I go to the fic- I grab the link- I put the link in- and it goes there!!! Then I see a tag and I click the link again- AND IT GOES TO A RANDOM FIC so no we don’t play the embedded link game anymore
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One thing I quite like about FMA is that the Elrics are, without a shadow of a doubt, seeking out the Philosopher’s Stone for selfish reasons. Yes, it’s tragic what happened to them, but they brought it on themselves, and they never pretend otherwise. They never act like they have any sort of right to the Stone – they just want it, for the simple and selfish purpose of getting their bodies back.
Sure, this is a way more sympathetic reason than the lust for power that you find in so many of the villains, especially the plot-of-the-week villains in the beginning. But the difference between the Elrics and the villains isn’t the reason they want the Stone – it’s how far they’re willing to go in pursuit of it.
And yeah, that’s pretty obvious, they’re the good guys because they’re not willing to step all over other people to attain their goal. But it would have been so, so easy for their goal itself to have been framed as pure and worthy. All you’d have to do is declare that they’re doing this for each other, not themselves. They even are, to an extent – I doubt Ed would become a dog of the military if his brother wasn’t an empty suit of armor. It’d be so easy for them to be the good guys because their cause is good.
But they aren’t. It’s not enough to want things for the right reasons. You have to go about getting them in the right way, too.
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I rarely shit post, but the internet is really on point with me today...
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Watched one single epsiode of the untamed & can immediately see why everyone loves wei wuxian so much now lmao
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Being ace in fandoms is so awkward sometimes because yeah the allos like the irredeemably evil villain who has murdered countless innocent people and experiments on children because he's conventionally attractive, what's my excuse? I like this guy for his personality. His personality is a burning truck of chemicals without a driver rolling at 220 km/h down the hill towards the daycare.
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not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again
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