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Witch Logan: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Patton: Even better! Witch Logan: What in spirits name did you- Patton *holding up a brown speckled hen*: Her name is Fluffy! Witch Logan: Werewolf Janus: She's... cute? *sniffs the air* Patton... why do I smell more of them behind you... Patton: I needed to get her some friends... I didn't want her to be lonely. Witch Logan: ... How many? Patton: Uh... five maybe seven? Witch Logan *deep inhale through his nose*: I asked you to get eggs! Patton: But this is free eggs! Witch Logan *loud groan of frustration*: Where would we keep a flock of seven chickens?! I don't eat that many eggs! Werewolf Janus: It wouldn't be that hard to fix something for them to live in, right? Witch Logan: Ugh, fine. I guess we own seven chickens now. Patton: Yay!

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Remus: What got your dicks in a twist? Virgil *deadpanned*: Ew. Janus *glowering*: Nothing. Remus: Ooooooooooh~ did you lose another debate with Logan~ Janus: Shut up. Remus: Did he fluster you with his sexy tie? Virgil: What? Remus: Did he make you hot and bothered with his way of disassembling your arguments one. at. a. time? Janus *covering his face with his hands*: Stop TALKING! Remus: I REFUSE! YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR THE NERDY BRAIN AND I WILL NOT BE SILENT ABOUT IT! Janus: ARGH! *lunges at Remus* Remus: *cackles and takes of running* Virgil *left alone on the couch*: Wait... Janus likes Logan?! *runs after them* SINCE WHEN!?

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Remus: *takes Patton to a rage room*

Remus: Basically just break stuff, Poptart. It’s fun and relieves stress.

Patton: *looks around nervously* But— but I don’t have st—

Remus: Patton, no one is here. No one is gonna fault you for feeling anything negative. And everything in here is made to be broken—

Patton: *shakily picks up a tiny teacup, looks up at Remus*

Remus: *nods*

Patton: *drops it to the ground; it shatters* Oh. Ohhh—

Remus: Well I’ve just created the cutest monster ever. Keep going babe—

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Logan: Fine, If you don't want the so called braincells help in this conundrum. I guess we have no other choice but to leave. Logan *grabs Janus and hoists him over his shoulder*: Come on Janus, these imbecills don't want our help. Janus: Ah- Wait- Put me down! I can walk! LOGAN!

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Remus *bouncing on the spot*: JANUS! JANUS! High FIVE!

Janus *amused huff*: Alright. *holds up one hand*

Remus *does the stretchy arm to high five Janus's hand*: YEAH!

Thomas *grimacing*: Somehow... it is less gross when Remus does it...

Remus: HAHA! I GET STRETCHY ARM PRIVILIGES!

Roman: NO FAIR!

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Draw my boys remus and logan please! :]

I wasn't sure if you wanted them interacting or just the characters separately so I drew them interacting just in case :)

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Witch Logan: *holding a orb of light in his hand as he is inspecting some old runes on a wall* Werewolf Janus *stalks up behind him in wolf form*: *huffs* Witch Logan: Hey Love. *kisses Janus on the nose* Werewolf Janus: *flustered yelp as he shifts back to human colapses to the ground* Witch Logan *chuckles*: You okay there? Werewolf Janus *hands covering his flushed face*: You surprised me!

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Janus: When was the last time you cried? Patton: Uh 15 minutes ago, why?? Janus: really? That recent? Patton: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again* Janus: No no- ah shit.

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Merry Chrisms from Sweden

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The Fox's MASTERPOST

So I finally got the energy to make a master post of all the stuff I’ve written

If you wanna scroll through my writing on your own the tag is The Fox Writes, if you rather read on AO3 here it is: TheFoxofFiction.

The Sides + Thomas

Prompts:

Chubby shadowling

Babysitting

Stomach ache

Black Parade

Crofters

A Restraining Predicament

Hat thief

Noble Steed

Shedding

Cures for Nightmares

Boxed in with Truth serum

Blep

The Not So Good Day

Kitchen floor

Sunspot and cuddles

Illogical thoughts

Fallen sneek

Ticklish Noodle

Not a Slimy boi

Puppy Pile

Crofters Scent

Brothers

First Meetings

Sick Logan

Tickly Noodle

A Caring Snake

Massage

Carrot Ship (Darklings)

Hurt gator (Darklings and sides)

Shinies be dangerous (Darklings and sides)

Dragon Witch in control

To early for chaos and nightmares

Help needed

Hurt Prince

Plot bunnies:

Deceit vs Bird

Deceitful Tumble

Instant Noodles and Sunspots

One Eye Open

Wallflowers

Hoodie

Fall of a Dark Kingdom (darklings)

Exchange (darklings mentioned)

Scales, a moxieit story (darklings mentioned)

Loss of Scales

Constant Vigilance 

In the Dark (There Might be Monsters)

I Love Puppets

FamILY (Darklings mentioned)

❄ Baby, It’s Cold Outside ❄

The Collector

Nightmare

Eclipse (angst?)

Shedding Chaos

Crush???

It’s for Science 

Sparkling morning kisses (or: How to turn your new boyfriend into a blushing mess by Patton.)

Cold Noodles

Lost Son

An Octopus Plans

Gentle Sleeps

You’re no Prince of mine

Not a Spider?

Double Double Toil and TroubleA Fathers Love is UnconditionalFirst Movie NightHave a Cup of Tea First Snowfall

Golden and Red Dragon

Acceptance

Wolfsbane AU

Short Stories

First Hug

Well This is a Cat-astrophe

Summon the Snake

Water Spray Bottle

Honest People don’t lie    (Happy Ending)

Happy B-day Noodle

The Cult

Lazy Morning

Angst

Snake boyfriend

Lullaby

Dr Topi and the Muffin

Hold your Prince gently

A Razzle Dazzle bed time

There’s More In A Mine Than Precious Metals (Maffia Au ish??)

Frail as Brass (pt 1)

Steady as Quicksilver (pt 2)

Enduring as Iron (pt 3)

Strong as Gold (pt 4)

Unyielding as Aluminium (pt 5)

Deadly as Arsenic (pt 6)

The Noodle Adventures (Advent writing) 2018:

1st of Advent

2nd of Advent

3rd of Advent

4th of Advent

Christmas Day

The Adventures (Advent writing) 2019:

1st of Advent

2nd of Advent

3rd of Advent

4th of Advent

Christmas day

The Adventures (Advent writing) 2020:

1st of Advent

2nd of Advent

3rd of Advent

4th of Advent

Christmas day

Thomas Ship Week 1 2020

Day 1 (Thomas x Roman)

Day 2 (Thomas x Patton)

Day 3 (Thomas x Remus)

Day 4 (Thomas x Logan)

Day 5 (Thomas x Janus)

Day 6 (Thomas x Virgil)

Day 7 (Thomas x all the sides)

Thomas Ship Week 2 2020

Day 1 (Thomas x Roman)

Day 2 (Thomas x all the sides)

Day 3 (Thomas x Patton)

Day 4 (Thomas x Logan)

Day 5 (Thomas x Remus)

Day 6 (Thomas x Virgil)

Day 7 (Thomas x Janus)

Sympathetic Deceit Week 2018

Day 1 (Friendship)

Day 2 (Roceit)

Day 3 (Loceit)

Day 4 (DLAMP)

Day 5 (Moceit)

Day 6 (Anxceit)

Day 7 (FamILY)

Figments

Best, worst and most likely to happen

Patton and Dayd

Sick Teal

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. and Crofters

Cuddle Pile

Stuck

Patches and idiots

The Kazoo of life

Clingy Sleep Figment

Cartoon Therapy

A Pet Rock? no, no, it’s a Puppy

All the Characters (aka Sanders Sides, Cartoon Therapy and the TsShorts/Vines)

One Zoony Disaster on AO3 (Animal au)

The Sibling Code on AO3 (Brothers hc)

The Hummingford

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I did it!

A new chapter for Wolfsbane emerges! (now a total of 11 chapters + prologue and no where near done T-T)

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Roman: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery! Janus: This unmitigated poppycock? Logan: Extravagant hogwash! Roman: Okay, stop.

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Janus: Patton, I need some advice. Patton: You need advice from ME? Janus: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Logan: That's a nice argument, Janus. Why don't you back it up with a source? Janus: My source is that I made it up Logan!

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I really like this human design doodle for some reason so I'm posting it separately too

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Little pet project of a human AU

The comic above is from they were 14-15, they're 19-20 here

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idk how many of you keep up with Wolfsbane, but I've started my winter/x-mas break from work...

I'm gonna try and get the next chapter out sometime before x-mas... hopefully.

*knocks on wood*