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Milo Murphy, huh? Well, at least whatever goes wrong will be entertaining!
#i was watching milo murphy's law again#because of weird al#and dakota and cavendish#those two have something about then that makes brain go BRRRRR
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(Part of this post with older brother danyal al ghul)
...Okay, look. Sam knows she's staring. She knows very well that she is staring. And that if she doesn't stop staring it's gonna draw her unwanted attention, and that will only have to make her explain why she's staring. Which she doesn't want to do.
She's trying not to stare, which she thinks she should get brownie points for. She tries to look away, to find a spot on the wall to stare lifelessly at, maybe she can burn holes into some of these annoying socialites' heads. But eventually her eyes drift, and suddenly she's back to staring again.
Can you blame her though? Damian Wayne looks like a very close mini-me of her fucking best friend. Seriously, it's like looking into a mirror to the past. If that mirror to the past had green eyes rather than blue and a distinctive lack of a facial scar.
The first time she sees him when her parents drag her over to Bruce Wayne to butter up to him she has to do a doubletake. Then a triple take. Then a quadruple take, just for good measure that she was seeing what she was actually seeing. She was sure she looked like one of those stress toys that when squeezed had their eyes pop out comically like a Saturday morning cartoon, that's what she certainly felt like anyways.
Look, Danny's come a decent way from being that scowl-y, jerkish little ten year old she first met when he arrived like the wind to Amity Park five years ago (even if he was still occasionally scowl-y and jerkish), but one thing that's stayed the same is how reserved he is about his home life prior to being taken in by the Fentons.
He doesn't talk about it much, and Sam's come to know that he's very good at changing the subject when it gets brought up. Even after being friends for nearly four years, the only thing she and Tuck know for certain is that he has a little brother that he refers to as 'starlight', whom he cares a lot about but left on really bad terms with. And that he's never met his father, but wants to and knows who he is.
He's never told her or Tucker who he was though, and glancing at Bruce Wayne, Sam is realizing why. She can begrudgingly acknowledge all the good he's done for Gotham, but... well, if Danny told her that Bruce Wayne was his dad, she wouldn't have believed him at all.
But she's starting to see the resemblance, as subtle as it is.
And she sees the resemblance to Damian Wayne, her eyes dropping back down to him as he wears a very Danny-like scowl on his face, arms crossed behind his back as his eyes swept around the ballroom. He was five years younger than Danny, and god it was so, so weird.
His eyes turned on to her, and they locked gazes for a moment.
Involuntarily, Sam makes a startled noise and looks away. Fingers tap against her purse, black and purple and unfortunately a clutch that only held her phone and her wallet in it. She would have kept a knife on her, but her parents put their foot down and there was a security detail at the door. Only in Gotham.
Silently, she was hoping that the little Danny-me didn't say anything. Or at least, he hadn't noticed her staring. Which was a tall order if she ever heard one -- and unfortunately, her silent prayers went unanswered as her mother's eyes dropped down onto her.
"Did you say something, Samantha?" She asks in a sickeningly sweet voice, a sound that makes Sam's skin crawl. Her dad and Bruce Wayne's attention also turns onto her, and she glowers at her mom from the corner of her eye.
"I didn't say anything." Sam says, barely keeping her tone polite as she turned her head away. Her mother clucks her tongue, disapproving, but from her peripherals doesn't pester her more
Bruce Wayne, the bastard, takes that time to turn to Sam and grace her with his dime-a-dozen billboard smiles. "I've been talking with your parents this whole time, Miss Manson, you must be terribly bored. How is your schooling going?"
Sam eyes him up and down. On one hand, she immediately wants to be snarky. It's none of his business what her school life is like, she doesn't care for his fucking small talk.
On the other hand, this was Danny's whole father. Someone who she knows that Danny has wanted to meet for, what she's assuming, his whole life. He's never brought it up much, but she remembers that very quiet, solemn conversation she and Tucker had with him where he admits to having never met his dad. But god does he want to.
And... wait. Sam's eyes narrow, and she meets Bruce Wayne's eyes. Does this man even know Danny exists? She drops her gaze down to Damian, who was staring at her suspiciously, and then back up to Bruce, and she alternates between them.
Why was Damian living with Bruce, but not Danny? Why hasn't Bruce done anything to reach out to him - what was going on with Danny's biological family that Danny had to be separated from them, but not Damian? Danny's always been kinda mysterious, but now things weren't adding up.
Was Danny given up? Does Bruce just not want Danny, but wanted Damian? Why the fuck does Bruce Wayne know about Damian but not her best friend -- or does he know and just not care? He's fought for custody for his adoptive kids before, does he just not want to fight for his other biological son? Does he think Danny's not worth it?
She's never cared much about the Wayne family before, other than to hear about the advancements on WE's eco-friendly tech, but Sam thinks she's gonna have to look into why Damian Wayne was living with the Waynes.
Slowly, with a protective anger beginning to burn in her gut and crawl up her throat, a scowl slowly curls at the corner of her lip as she redirects her glare from her mother onto Bruce. "It's going fine," She says curtly, jutting her chin out defiantly. "Me and my friend Danny started a petition to fix the leaky faucets in the girls and boys' bathrooms in order to conserve more water for the rest of the city."
She eyes his face, waiting to see if anything like recognition flashes through it. And- and nothing. Sam breathes in slowly through her nose, trying to quell the red that's blurring the edge of her vision -- does he just, not know where Danny is?
Her parents however, make vaguely displeased expressions. "Our Samantha is... quite passionate about her pet projects." Her dad says, laughing low and nervously, "she's very vocal about silly things like that."
"Her friend Daniel is perhaps even worse than she is sometimes." Her mother adds on, fanning her face with her perfectly manicured hands with a sigh. "I swear, he's the one that keeps dragging her into these things."
Sam's anger turns on its head, and she whirls on her heel like a fire-breathing dragon. "It's Danyal." It rolls out like instinct. Danny's told them both that he hates the Americanized pronunciation of his name, but in a rare moment of restraint, puts up with it for reasons unknown to her. "And Danny doesn't make me do anything, it was my idea."
The name, Danyal, seems to ring some kind of bell in Brucie Wayne's head, because she sees him and Damian quietly perk up like two cats pricking up their ears. Her eyes flick onto him immediately, something dangerous rearing its head. So Bruce Wayne knows about Danny. And he's not reaching out to him. Is he? She's not sure.
She does know that she's gonna rip his throat out if she finds out that he's known about Danny this entire time and has been ignoring him while favoring his little brother. She'll hunt down Aragon herself and steal his dragon-shifting amulet and wreck house on Bruce Wayne if that's the case. Batman and his league of vigilantes be damned. Her parents don't notice her slowly turning head towards Bruce.
But Bruce does, and she makes direct eye contact with him. His smile doesn't falter, he just tilts his head like a curious puppy and looks at Sam's parents. She hopes Bruce can read minds, she hopes he can hear her threatening him.
"Danyal?" He asks, and Sam doesn't know if she hates the fact that he said it correctly or not. She just continues burning holes into him and hoping he might spontaneously combust.
Her mother waves her hand dismissively, tilting her nose up poshly into the air. "Our dear Samantha's little... foster friend from school," she says, not even bothering to hide her disdain, "a creepy little boy with the most garish scar on his face. He's a rude little thing, not good for polite company."
Scratch that, Sam mentally alternates between ripping into her parents and Bruce. She whirls on them. "Do not talk about Danny that way." She all but snarls, and they all but ignore her.
(She's tearing up the upholstery when she gets home. She's going to paint over the fine china. She's going to do something to make them pay for this.)
"Oh yes, he was taken in by that freaky Fenton family a few years ago." Her dad continues in lieu of her mom, and they both shake their heads disapprovingly. "It's just what our city needs, another menace."
"Danny is not a menace." Sam continues, raising her voice while her hands shake with rage. Her parents finally look at her, but she can already tell that they're going to scold her for raising her voice. She bulldozes over them and jabs her black-painted finger at them. "He's got a bigger heart than the both of you combined."
"Samantha, please." her mom says, exasperated. They both give her disapproving looks, Sam thinks about grabbing champagne off the tray of a nearby waiter and throwing it in their faces. "You defend that boy far too much. What do you actually know about him and his family?"
Sam sets her jaw, puffing herself up like a dragon protecting its hoard. She steps into her mom's space. "I know that he loves the stars; you can ask him anything about astronomy and he could give you an entire lecture on the formation, class types, and various gasses that stars are made up of. He can tell you how the Earth was formed, he can tell you about the visible light spectrum and about light curves, and a whole ton of other stuff that I don't really understand. But Danny loves talking about it."
Her face twists and scowls, "I know he cares a ton about the environment and about fixing light pollution, and preserving the forests and natural habitats of animals." She nearly jabs her finger into her mom's chest, "I know he loves dogs, and that there's one he feeds every day on the way to school that he calls Cujo, its a St. Bernard puppy and Danny carries him around whenever he sees him after school, and is in the middle of training him."
It's not a total lie, but it's not the whole truth either. Cujo doesn't need food, but Danny gives him it anyways. "I know he likes spicy food and loves movies but specifically only sci-fi and horror, and he hates most martial arts movies. His favorite superhero is the Martian Manhunter, but Batman comes in at a close second." For reasons to her that were pretty unknown, but it didn't matter.
"I know he loves wordplay and making puns, which I would have never expected from him when we first met, but it's so unbelievably Danny-like that I can't imagine him not making puns." And she smiles a little to herself, she remembers the first time Danny intentionally made a pun once and it got startled laughs out of both her and Tucker.
Her smile suddenly falters, and she swallows. Her lips purse up, wobbling, and she very quickly glances over to Damian Wayne, of whom is watching her with a vaguely bewildered expression alongside Bruce.
She turns her eyes back onto her parents. "And I know that he worries a lot, even if he has a shit way of showing it. I know he had a little brother that he hasn't seen since he was adopted by the Fentons, and he doesn't talk about him often but when he does he he calls him 'starlight'." From the corner of her eye, she sees Damian jerk.
"So- so, so what if he's not 'good for polite company'." Sam's voice, embarrassingly, cracks down the middle. But she's so angry over Danny's behalf that she doesn't really care. "Or that he can be mean, and critical, and stubborn. He's learning, and he's becoming kinder by the day. That's more than I can say about you."
(She remembers when Danny finally admitted to her and Tucker being his 'closest friends'. It was sometime before the portal incident, and it felt like a milestone because beforehand he only really referred to them as his companions or allies.)
(At the time, he'd looked unsure of himself. Skittish like a stray in the back of an alleyway, almost shy in his own way. It had come out stilted, slow, like an infant taking its first steps, and it would have been endearing if it hadn't been heartbreaking.)
Her parents rear back like she'd struck them, and her mother holds a hand against her chest in aghast. Sam doesn't care, she blinks the sting out of her eyes. "Samantha." Her mother starts.
Sam cuts her off, "I don't care what you have to say, you-- you pricks." she snaps, around her, there are gasps. Belatedly, she realizes she's grown an audience, but again she doesn't care. "Danny might be an asshole, but he cares. And I'd rather be around someone whose mean but cares, than someone whose nice but doesn't."
With that, she whirls on her foot and turns on Bruce Wayne, who has been silent the entire time with a surprised expression on his face. He starts to shake out of it when Sam turns to him, but she doesn't give him the chance to speak. "Enjoy your party." She snarls, and then stalks away.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danyal al ghul au#older brother danny#sam is one protective gal. this scene went differently in my head. way differently. but alas. i am not complaining.#sam: if bruce wayne abandoned my best friend i'm gonna physically transform myself into a dragon and incinerate him. how dare he.#bruce and damian got to watch in real time as a random girl who knows danny suddenly realizes he's related to them. which is comical to me#because she suddenly goes from being disinterested but weirded out by damian. to suddenly looking at bruce like she's gonna kill him#which is very funny to me bc from their pov at first its like this random girl just speedran hating bruce. and then her parents bring up he#friend danny and then she calls him danyal. and suddenly its starting to click into place like 'oh fuck wait we may just have a lead on --#-- finding danyal and his whereabouts.' especially after sam's mom mentions the scar on his face. like wow. what a crazy ten minutes.#not seen but def happened: sam gets her phone out to go text danny in the corner. she's not gonna bring up the bruce thing yet. she needs#a pick me up. related note: danny and tucker know she's gone to some gala thing with her parents but not to a wayne gala. if danny had know#he may have told her that he was related to damian wayne. just to prepare her for that. not so sure on the writing in this one folks#but i also dont wanna go through and edit anything its like half past one in the morning and i also dont wanna wait until morning to post#when i can just do it now. and get instant serotonin. i thought of this scene in various ways. like sam calling damian 'danny' out of shock#and then quickly correcting herself. and then excusing herself very quickly. or her mentioning that damian resembles her friend danny a lot#so she was just thrown off by him. because i def think that could happen if sam has no reason to think that she needs to hide danny from th#waynes. i also thought about her parents mentioning that damian resembles danny a little bit. only for one of them to go 'oh no no couldn't#- be. how insulting to damian since the daniel they know has this horrid scar on his face.' and then go from there. either way i thought#a scene like this would be fun. get to also kinda explore how danny looks like from his friends' povs. of which he is#'our lovable jerk who is an ex-cult member and whom we will maim someone over.'#not a scene that was added but i wanted to: sam mentioning in parenthesis that she and tucker think danny was part of a cult prior to the#fentons. and that sometimes danny will say something alarming and sam and tucker will stare at him until he frowns and goes#“that... isn't normal. is it?” and tucker will clap his shoulder and cheerfully go “no buddy. no it isn't” bc i think the idea is funny.#sam is so focused on the idea that bruce abandoned/ignored/was unaware of danny's existence that she momentarily forgot that bruce may have
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i try to warm up and/or fight off burnout by making dumb memes/joke edits for anything (with middling success). this is the PL edition of the latest abominations i concoted in my lab
originals: [1] | [2] | [3 (blank)]
#professor layton#hershel layton#jean descole#desmond sycamore#keats the cat#emmy altava#raymond#raymond professor layton#luke triton#aurora#aurora professor layton#>>mango(t)art#it started with the first bc honestly that's just them it's On Sight#i love how sad keats turned out in the second one#after realising that keats was left on the Bostonius at the end of AL des just kind of accepted he had a cat now#layton learns of his brother's survival later through finding des' twitter and his live blogs of unwilling descent into cat fatherhood#the last idea got me good for a while because first it was funy to me bc the plane crash scenario and the fact they're all on an airship#then i realised all the options were gold and the bostonius crew are when you get down to it a weird bunch of mfers (and Raymond)#does this count as sycamore sunday he's in all of them idk
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Eddie, posting to TikTok: I know it’s a little faux pas to post shit from celebrity parties like this but…
Eddie: How long do you think it’s going to take for him to notice that that’s not me
Eddie: *flips camera around to show Steve on the other side of the room*
Steve: *pulling a man along behind him because he wants to be introduced to Cher*
The man: *Weird Al Yankovic*
#Steve was distracted by Cher being in his general vicinity and grabbed the hand of the first guy with long dark curly hair and pale skin#Weird Al just went with it#Eddie knows when Steve figures it out because he hears a loud ‘OH MY GOD’#This week is taken a bite out of me so this is all I got in me for today#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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he's really happy / he's thrilled to be alive / his name is al yankovic in 1985 🎵
#go white boy go#i know im normally a post lasik al kinda guy but im currently in my 80s al era#been a while since i made an edit because ive been ridiculously busy#but i heard this song for the first time recently and this idea sprung into my head IMMEDIATELY#weird al#weird al yankovic#bo burnham#1985#op#video#weird al fancam#my edit
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hot guard summer
#tog#the old guard#andromache of scythia#nile freeman#nicolo di genova#yusuf al kaysani#kaysanova#that's right!!! i might have kicked my art block!! hopefully!! let's not jinx it!!#siggy draws#alternatively titled: WHERE IS THE TRAILER#happy almost-summer!#director's commentary as always:#it's probably too small to see but the vespa has a little engraved name 'Destino' on it#not sure how i feel about joe's look but the poor guy is so hidden behind his husband's shoulders anyway#joe does have a poofy ponytail but it's hard to see#they're probably all chilling in italy between missions and that weird safehouse we have yet to see#nile is absolutely reaching for a gun tucked into the back of her shorts btw. not sure what the girls are looking at#andy is wearing nile's pants and nile is wearing nicky's 90s jacket (which is totally not my actual real life jacket)#you know that man would wear it ok#if the lighting seems a little loud or sloppy it's because i am inexperienced dsfgfds. also my first time attempting bi lighting sort of#i am sad that the lighting erased nicky's sunburned nose dfgfds. just know that it was very pink before#shoutout to my lovely friends who helped me figure out lighting/shadow stuff -- apple and wingodex and captainshakespeare#*damn it accidentally added an e on the end there#thank you for helping me navigate the digital art world beloveds <3#this took my entire day and all of ABBA Gold at least 10 times
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FEATURING GEORGE NEWMAN'S OUTFITS in UHF (1989) Costume Design by Tom McKinley
#inspired by those princess diana outfits from the crown gifsets#because weird al is my princess di#weird al yankovic#weird al#uhf 1989#uhf#filmedit#filmgifs#gifs
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#maccadam#transformers#poll#g1#tfa#idw#wreck gar#tfa may be able to clutch this sheerly by the power of him being weird al#the fandom does seem to like sexualizing him. which is fair because hes a little freako
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hot take i dont think trobed has to be canon in the movie, i dont think it rlly matters and i think acting like them not being canon romantically takes away from their writing and relationship is odd
#yes im a trobed warrior#but idk i dont think their relationship hinges on whether theyre romantic or not like some others#like it wouldnt matter and doesnt really change their friendship at al#and even if they arent canon#its one of the best friendships/relationsips written on tv#and its weird to act like it isnt just because they arent married with 7 kids making out sloppy style!!#trobed#community nbc#community movie#six seasons and a movie#abed nad#troy barnes
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Al, explaining why Hecate, a maiden goddess, has demigod kids: Yeah so me and my siblings are actually formed from rocks, think the whole 'man being formed from clay' thing, and my mother brought us to life with magic. It's actually where I get my name from.
Ethan: Oh, that's interesting :)
Ethan, in his head: If someone licked him right now would it taste like a stalagmite? Would I chip a tooth if I bit him? Does he have organs?
#pjo#percy jackson#ethan nakamura#alabaster c torrington#alabaster torrington#the titan army#Al's a weird little guy#who hangs out with weirder littler guys#also Ethan is a funky little autistic kid#who bites ankles and thinks way too hard about things#because I said so#good day#Q
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@kakyoinmonth day 13!! — Family
Don’t look at me in that way, or I’ll feel ashamed for dying
It’s purposefully in a terrible quality, it’s to match kikuo’s work :3
I recommend the song I based this piece on it’s like a 1000/10 it’s really good
I took considerably less making this but it’s been in my head for so long that I can’t help but feel proud :) also! Kakyoin’s parents (still in the same awful quality(I really hope tumblr won’t crush the quality even more))
#kakyoin month 2024#my art#favs#noriaki kakyoin#jjba kakyoin#jojo kakyoin#kakyoin fanart#tenmei kakyoin#jjba#jjba fanart#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#stardust crusaders spoilers#jjba spoilers#stardust crusaders#jojos bizarre adventure#kikuo#jjba stardust crusaders#jjba sdc#sdc#im pissed rn because weird al is playing when this is so serious#Spotify
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Silliest
#did I use weird Al pics as a reference for ALL of this?#No!#Only for 90% :)#kayne malevolent#malevolent#art#scetch#want to squish this guy with a shoe#like a bug#also I need to draw him calmer because rare moments where he's a bit less manic are beautiful#AND I dont think I'm able to maintain same image for him in my head for longer than a week so... you know...#lets just think that he is a creature of thousand folds or smth
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green lake under gotham
#my designs have been compared to dark souls before and im really not beating the allegations with this one#despite the fact that i've never played dark souls#scribbles#clipsverse#talia al ghul#lazarus pit#yes the lazarus is a sentient force in my au but generally only the one under gotham. the other ones are pretty normal#thats why talia is in gotham she got sent to check the status of the weird pit#other fun lazarus facts: the joker HATESSSS the lazarus. because if he touched it it would slingshot the soul of#his vessel back into their body and kick him out#ive not entirely decided the effect it would have on like an average living person#but it would not be nice
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I decided to do a three-minute challenge: use a wheel, pick a sans, look up their design, look at it for a few seconds, and try to draw them in that time. Here's how it went!
Round 1
Round 2
It actually wasn't so bad; I may do it where I have to look at the design for a few seconds and cannot look back at it again till I'm done. dunno. It was fun! (edit: oh also not all of the designs are canon compliant. For example, i gave outer sans star freckles and a swirly skull cause i thought it fit lol)
(edit 2: oh my god i forgot the credits! whoops!!
(demi sans by crudaka, nightmare & dream by @jokublog, outer by 2mi27, geno by @loverofpiggies, dance by teandstars and sterrenschijnse, epic by @yugogeer012, horror by sourapplestudios, mafia by nyublackneko, reaper by renrink, omega by tratserenoyreve)
Here's the wheel I used:
#epic looks weird don't mind that#also the wheel tried to kill me giving me omega sans#alright heres all the tags#get ready!#dream sans#reaper!sans#mafia sans#geno sans#dance sans#horror sans#epic sans#demi sans#omega sans#outer sans#nightmare sans#killer sans#3 min challenge#art challenge#utmv#cw blood#cw heart#tagging al of these is a pain LMAOOOO#toffeesdoodles#also on main because i thought it was fun so maybe other people may find it fun to do idk idk#i needed to practice drawing some of the other guys as well haha#not just like the same four characters 😔#mafia sans tiny tie was on accident#i meant to redo it but ran out of time LOL
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#part 2.#mygif#gif#weird al#middle gif gives off such potent ''*swinging scythe* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!'' energies#dont ask me the context of these videos because i dont rly know beyond knowing its one of his strange lil cameos he does from time to time.#its a... making a viral video training montage? i think.#idk im just making these gifs for yankochick reasons :pensive:
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