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I got too scared 😣😰

If I posted a video of my last choir solo would y'all mind?

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If I posted a video of my last choir solo would y'all mind?

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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I wanted to spread some positivity in these trying times. So I'm going to post about how much I love my mom.

She's great and I love her sososo much

She watches anime with me. She actually is a bigger weeb than I am and she's so proud of that

Learned to play DnD and Magic The Gathering just so she could engage with my brothers and I when talking about them

Plays Pokemon with me. And loves playing Pokemon Go.

Loves playing Minecraft. Sometimes we play together. Sometimes she just loves showing me what she's built

Comforts and hugs me when things are scary no matter how old I am

Engages in meme culture and quotes vines at us once we explain them to her

Is actively asking how my Tumblr friends are doing because she thinks they're cool

Huge LGBTQ+ Ally

Quote: "I may not be a Rainbow, but I love all Rainbows equally."

Open Door Policy with our friends: if they ever need to stop by, she will never turn them away

Will tell all of us she's proud of us (she is proud of you too, reader!)

Encourages my art and paints with me

Always there to tell me what I need to hear, and not what I WANT to hear

I love my mom. She's great. And in a world with a lot of crappy family situations I wanted to share her so that way people know there's hope. Because despite everything life throws at her (3 inch skull fracture as a toddler, Dyslexia, and Degenerative Disc Disease) my mom is still an amazing human being!

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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?????? rich people are losing it

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the sudden cut to jimmy has me crying laughing on the floor

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This is the Hermit I think I would have an EPIC convo with. I feel like our minds work very differently, but similar enough to keep pace. I want to speak to that man.

this is both the most joe hills question and the most joe hills answer imaginable, feat. deeply confused jimmy and ren,

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Reblog to make it die faster

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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

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S- Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These) [Eurythmics]

I- Immortals [Fall Out Boy]

L- Last Resort [Papa Roach]

V- Villain [Wild Fire]

E- Everybody Wants to Rule the World [Tears for Fears]

R- Runaway [Bon Jovi]

@warden-draws-sometimes I hope it's ok to tag you here but no pressure

MOOT / TAG GAME !

mission— spell your real name / name you use on tumblr with songs you like >< ready, set, go !

m — my love, mine all mine (mitski)

i — i love you, i’m sorry (gracie abrams)

c — coraline (lyn lapid)

k — killshot (magdalena bay)

i — i know you (faye webster)

e — either way (ive)

tagging— @puma-riki @flwrstqr @liwinly @woniefication @lilificationn @stvrriki @okwonyo + anyone else who wants to join !

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Nix turns the epoxy into art, but once he manages to get everything unstuck from the desk, (and the office stops smelling like acetone), he traps her door with a bucket prank. He even put little toy fish in the water!

(Edit to add the water is lukewarm, not cold)

Wraith will come into her office one day to find LITTERALLY EVERYTHING wrapped in blue-tinted cellophane with a note written in metallic blue gel pen reading

"In return for painting my walls ;)"

-Your favorite ginger phoenix

(/Nf but this wouldn't leave my head lmao)

[Wraith surveys her cellophane covered office.] “It is on.”

[She cuts some of the cellophane so she can access her pranking supplies and snickers to herself.]

[The next time Bluenix comes back to his office everything is covered in sparkly purple wrapping paper, the kind that sheds glitter like cats shed fur. ]

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Oh that's gonna take FOREVER to replace.... Ok then- time to up the ante.

He puts one of Wraith's knives in clear epoxy resin and lets it cure on her desk.

Wraith will come into her office one day to find LITTERALLY EVERYTHING wrapped in blue-tinted cellophane with a note written in metallic blue gel pen reading

"In return for painting my walls ;)"

-Your favorite ginger phoenix

(/Nf but this wouldn't leave my head lmao)

[Wraith surveys her cellophane covered office.] “It is on.”

[She cuts some of the cellophane so she can access her pranking supplies and snickers to herself.]

[The next time Bluenix comes back to his office everything is covered in sparkly purple wrapping paper, the kind that sheds glitter like cats shed fur. ]

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Nix sees no problem with this- once all the wrapping paper is removed he flaunts the newly-bedazzled office to everyone he can, because he's ✨fabulous✨ like that. But not before turning the wrapping paper into confetti and putting it in Wraith's favorite box :3

Wraith will come into her office one day to find LITTERALLY EVERYTHING wrapped in blue-tinted cellophane with a note written in metallic blue gel pen reading

"In return for painting my walls ;)"

-Your favorite ginger phoenix

(/Nf but this wouldn't leave my head lmao)

[Wraith surveys her cellophane covered office.] “It is on.”

[She cuts some of the cellophane so she can access her pranking supplies and snickers to herself.]

[The next time Bluenix comes back to his office everything is covered in sparkly purple wrapping paper, the kind that sheds glitter like cats shed fur. ]

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Ouchie

Rewatching Cog in the Machine and listening to the audio log where Dr. Prism mentions hearing about "Hearing about this... Agent Phoenix" meaning she wasn't already familiar with them, meaning she had already left the Agency at that point.

Anyway, She mentions "Someone" told her Phoenix was proof she was wrong about her robot Agents, to which Roxana replied that she "reminded them that one day, Phoenix WILL die"

Anyway it is now and forever my headcanon that the "Someone" that Prism was talking about was Reginald ok byeeeeeee

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reblog to slap his bald head

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Everytime my brother sees my SnapCube parody he starts chanting

"Breach containment! Breach containment!"

Like a damn curse.

Little does he know I am far too small and teeny to ever do so. I am safe