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hahahhahahahahahhhhahhhaa you know how in my last post I said I have insomnia and the impulse control of a local park’s naughty resident raccoon that digs in the dumpster at 4am?
that metaphorical raccoon also has rabies and has snorted a line of of the purest uncut cocaine and is currently the apex scavenger on the metaphorical continent
#literally all I have is blue pencil sketch comics on this goddamn blog#granted I have a few finished comic pages floating around SOMEWHERE#but I keep forgetting#1) who can fucking stop me#2)WHO on this blue hellsite and planet has any real power over me#not santa#not god#nay the power lieth not even in mine own mother nor father#also like I'm fuckin' 37 forreal no one can stop me#GIVE ME FUCKING SEASON THREE JERKS#MAKE THIS FANCOMIC SHITPOST CANON COWARDS#naw but for really reals I AM polishing this one comic#because my daughter deserves#actually let's be honest#GIVE US THE ORIGINALLY PLANNED SEASON TWO#THEN GIVE US SEASON THREE#givin the the batman vs turtles love#because they're great#no that isn't 12mikey#that's OG 87mikey#90s leo#90s mikey#07leo#07raph#bayDonnie because that motherfucker is 6'8"#and my childhood turtles barely top out at 5'#lolololollololol
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heatwave and optimus are such an underrated comedic duo. every single time they are in the same vicinity as each other everything immediately goes to shit. this is i think because they are both primus's blorbos, and in true blorbo fashion, must suffer. greatly. anyway this leads to some very fun interactions such as:
heatwave, newly appointed leader of like every rescue bot, on his first day as a secret alien on earth, immediately deciding he wants to leave right after accepting optimus's orders. and when he can't do that, he starts talking to people because he has no fear i guess.
optimus prime, leader of the cybertronian race, chosen by primus, and guy who says "nothing much, double dutch" in response to an extremely casual greeting in a very formal situation in front of his child (heatwave), presumably to embarrass said child.
heatwave, recent student of optimus's old friend who is a respected and decorated war veteran as well as a long time rescue bot, calling optimus (WHO IS FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY) just to bitch at him.
optimus prime, protector of civilians and humanity, fully prepared to watch a game show (created by blades and chase) in which a human child gets electrocuted. (there was a misunderstanding involving the term "lightning round" in trivia).
heatwave, rescue team leader, assigned to protect humans, straight up just driving off a cliff into the ocean with no warning, with his human partner who is screaming, all to win a race.
optimus prime, by now nearly a godlike figure, adopted father of all the rescue bots, also a terrible communicator, ghosting his kids for four years (get it. ghost. bc he died.) and then not explaining ever.
like literally i could go on but they are total messes and it's hilarious. where is all the content of incredibly chaotic and weird father daughter bonding for heatwave and optimus. they are so funny.
(yes i meant to type daughter bc heatwave gives off eldest daughter energy ok. no other reason for the shit he pulls.)
#tfrb#rescue bots#transformers rescue bots#transformers aligned#tfp#rid2015#tfrb heatwave#tfrb optimus#tfp optimus prime#tf aligned continuity#transformers#they r such a shitty father daughter duo#i think optimus is just too bad at opening up to actually be normal about anything ever.#heatwave can in theory open up but chooses not to because he doesn't like the vibes#i think the sheer power of having the two most overpowered mentally unwell radical bots in the same room could kill someone#probably in rba they use that#like by that time they've both emotionally grown but they r still little weirdos#so they can just girlboss it up and no one can stop them#yeah. idk#heatwave is my pookie bear and optimus is babygirl (esp in tfrb) so i'm giving them the fucked up dynamic they deserve
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he’s a facebook mom to a weird egg first, and a silly little guy who wants to destroy the world second
he just wants to make a perfect world guys (replace every person and pokemon with a togepi)
#how else did she evolve if it’s a friendship evo 🙄 wake up volo deniers /j#i know this guy has 7000 photos of her and posts them all on facebook with a long ass caption and every emoji that exists#pokemon volo#pla volo#volo#pokemon legends arceus#legends arceus#volo pokemon#pla#togepi#togetic#traditional art#pokemon#art#the baby evolved today!!! hashtag mom life 😝😝 only single moms get the struggle 😔🙌 love my flying egg daughter 😇#then he starts ranting about arceus or something and nobody likes his posts because they all have him blocked (deserved)
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Okay but genuinely though why does Athena choose to convince 5 other gods instead of just Zeus like how difficult can that be for her c'mon
#sirjoing#epic the musical#odysseus#epic the wisdom saga#athena#zeus#this is especially funny because in the Odyssey it goes more like#“dearest father please look at this pathetic sopping wet cat of a man”#“doesn't he deserve to go home :>”#and zeus agrees pretty much immediately#“ah my favourite daughter yes of course :))”#“but like poseidon is mad at him ://”#(poseidon ain't here rn :>)#“okieee”#like she convinced him SO FAST
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And if i burned down my kitchen failing to cook something up, then what? Anyway [KnY AU]
#my art#kimetsu no yaiba#inosuke hashibira#tanjiro kamado#zenitsu agatsuma#kny au#my aus#?#kamaboko hashira au#for the meantime . but i wont be posting anything else probs#LMAO#inosuke is short TO ME#i cannot picture him growing a lot more i just cant#tanjiro looks like he'd be tall#and zenitsu deserves to be taller than inosuke by more than 0.5cm and bully him about it#inosuke would be sooo pissy that he is shorter than those two#169.6cm is so specific because of kda kai'sa from league#a reference#yall will take this au from me from COLD. DEAD HANDS.#fun fact ive decided.#inosuke has TWO daughter.#one is 3yo and the other is a few months old baby#zenitsu gets the entertainment district arc because i think its funny#inosuke gets the swordsmith village arc#tanjiro... *side eyes the mugen train*#....would yall forgive me-
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assassin's apprentice // royal assassin // fool's quest
#fitzchivalry farseer#rote#realm of the elderlings#do you see what i am getting at?#i'm rereading the series & it makes me so sad & sick to my stomach to watch fitz grow from#this lonely child who had no say in his life who had no say in being used by the crown#to this lonely man who thinks he is unworthy of everyone's love & time & is so buried under his own self-loathing & disgust#that he can't even hold his daughter because he doesn't think he deserves to#fitzchivalry farseer! please let someone love you like you deserve#ch: fitzchivalry farseer#lit: rote#**
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Now I’m interested in your dad’s take. If it’s not invasive, please share?
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HI HELLO!!!!!! I’d happy to share, I love talking about these things!!!!! It might get a bit rant-y but I promise I’m just trying to cover all bases :]
Some context: my dad grew up with cats, specifically the 1983 broadway album, which means that while he’s never seen the 1998 movie, he has seen the show live 2-3 times, (my family is pretty musical-my grandma saw the og show with Betty Buckley, and I’ve never been more jealous of anybody in my entire life).
So: we were talking about stuff and nonsense and I explained the newsies vs cats poll. Obviously he knew a bit about both shows, as I’d recently been in newsies and made him watch the Broadway version.
He of course immediately started talking about how many criticisms you could do of each show. It quickly devolved into him bitching about Skimbleshanks and Santa Fe, because he hates both of them in equal measure, (although Santa Fe may take the cake. He despises the entire plot line).
I brought up the criticism that many musical fans seem to have about cats: “it’s not about anything” or “it doesn’t have a theme/plot.”
“That’s just blatantly not true, munkustrap, (I called him gray cat guy in the conversion), explains the plot in the third song. You know, jellicles go to the jellicle layer, blah blah blah.”
“Well, sure,” said he, “but what’s the show really about then?”
“Uhhhhh,” I said, it being like 11 o clock at night, “it’s mostly about second chances and forgiveness, right?”
To which he said, no. Cats is about pride. More specifically, ego death.
All of the cats are prideful. The Rum Tum Tugger, obviously, but also the Gumbie cat, the old theater cat was the best there’s ever been, as featherfore-whatever his name was. You know, even the stupid train cat. They’re all walking around talking about how great they are, or were, except Grizabella.
She just says “hey, I’m here, I’m done, I’m down and out, and I’ve got nothing and no one. I’m just here. Times were great, but without the memory, I have nothing”
And that’s why they’re like YES. You get to go the heavyside layer. You get it. You deserve your second life.
#then he probably went back to complaining about Santa Fe more#the more I think about this#the more I think he’s right#because cats are naturally prideful creatures#and to have a cat who is not so would be a cat who deserves their second chance#they’ve been a victim of ego death#he also had a fun interpretation of the ‘terrible bore’ line from trtt#was very fun#I love talking to him about this show#because he grew up with it and has loved it all his life#and then there’s his ambiguously aged daughter who’s been unbelievably hyperfixated on the show for months#who now unfortunately knows the same amount of stuff about the show as he does#it’s either a nightmare or it’s very fun I haven’t asked#HE HATES SKIMBLE SO MUCH. POOR SKIMBLE.#he just saw a version live that he just did not like and it ruined the entire sequence for him#I think he said he was ‘too fussy’#he might have also said prissy#which. rude.#ANYHOW#I hope this was comprehensible#I really like this interpretation I hope it carries across loll#apparently my dad literally made this up on the spot as we were talking about it#anyways#asks!!!!!!!#cats the musical#cats musical#grizabella#grizabella the glamour cat
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Look, there's so much that I love about certain otome but I really don't finish every route every time ?? But 7'scarlet, Steam Prison, and Norn9 all got completed! So they get the rec spots!
Honorable mentions: Nightshade (ninja otome, same artist as Norn9 thus I love it even if I haven't completed every route - Switch) Period Cube (I also fully complete it and the art is very nice imo and I enjoyed it a lot but it has really bad reviews from like. everywhere I see. but here's my shill of appreciation anyway - PS Vita) Sweet Fuse (it's just really fun to yell at men for being sexist - PSP)
But genuinely, there's a lot out there! Do the research on the game before you buy them! Not all otome are for everyone.
#moe talks a lot#why the hell am i spending so much time on these answers for otome just wondering#im asking myself this constantly while drawing them#also i am a hino defender and i want to throw hands with every single reviewer for the game (that ive read)#he deserves so much more appreciation IMO but i also dont wanna fight with people about it#everyones gonna like different dudes its fine just dont call him boring ill cry#im currently playing 9 RIP that someone bought for me and its also enjoyable but i havent done AS MUCH as id like to properly rec it#but well see because oh baby those character designs#ive already adopted like .... three characters#one isnt even an LI i just have adopted her as my daughter#wait whats that me adopting a side character while calling myself a freak for side characters? no way!#you have to understand first and foremost..... i am a huge fan of supporting casts#if i told you that the local cop has a beef with a 12 year old in 7scarlet is that anything?#i actually JUST googled bc I have been talking about the kid a lot tonight and i kept saying hes 12#and im like i actually dunno how old he is#oh my god hes actually 12 how do i do it gang
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‘We need more morally gray women’ you can’t even handle Ceroba from Undertale Yellow
#undertale#undertale yellow spoilers#undertale yellow#uty#you see when I was playing I saw the cutscene with kanaka and understood she was at her absolute low#and that she’s NOT. a bad person#(bad people isn’t someone I believe in anyway but you get my point )#she’s grief stricken#and mentally unwell#also the fact we demonize her and not chujin??#hello??#nether of them are evil#but still#but I just a saw a playthrough with the most dogs hit take#dogshit take#that ‘I’ll mercy her because she doesn’t deserve death she’s too evil’#fuck that!!#and I just KNOW if she was a man who had lost his wife and daughter that way she would NOT get that much hate (and she would be more popular#but I’m not picking that fight)#anyway yeah I love morally gray women#and y’all are the same people who couldn’t handle the Steven universe women#and also Alphys#she has so many haters but she’s genuinely one of the most interesting in teh game#fandom misogyny#I love fandom but my god I just KNOW half of my favourite women would not get this hate if they were a man
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I have also now watched the one piece live action and how may children do you think zoro and sanji has?
Depends on whose the one getting pregnant.
If it's Zoro they have one. It was an accident but they both also aren't entirely unhappy about it. Still further steps are taken to ensure it doesn't happen again.
If it's Sanji - however many it takes to get a blond one.
The first one's still an accident. And Sanji spends at least the later stage, if not the whole, pregnancy with the one thing he (jokingly) cares about being that the baby doesn't inherit Zoro's hair. It's probably an Anxious Distraction because of his (blood) Family History but still he keeps going on about how so long as they don't come out with green hair he'll be fine.
Now if the kid does come out blond I think it's the same as if Zoro was the pregnant one - necessary steps are taken to ensure another one doesn't accidently happen.
But if their kid gets Zoro's green hair it annoys Sanji enough that he decides they are going to have another that will inherit his hair. And it's probably fairly soon after the first is born that he settles on this plan.
If they got up to like 3-4 all green-haired he would give up (and bitch about it for the rest of his life) but if the first one was blond they would stop there.
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Actually wait. Rule of three hits Zoro particularly aggressively. They have three. Don't know how if Zoro's the one getting knocked up but they have three.
#zosan#one piece zosan#op zosan#zoro x sanji#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#mpreg#One Piece mpreg#Ramblings of the Goddess#Q and A with the Goddess#Anon question#At least there's no question about who's surname their getting either way#Eldest is always going to be a girl in my head#because they both deserve a daughter#(for very different reasons)
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it's so funny (read: sad) that if bigoted fuckheads didn't insist i was a woman simply by virtue of my body at birth, i'd probably be chill with she/her pronouns in addition to he/they. if my mom didn't insist i was her daughter, i'd probably let her call me that, and we could still have a relationship.
i'm nonbinary and 'gendered' words are hypothetically meaningless, but because there are so many people who are more interested in telling me who i am rather than lovingly and curiously letting me express my own sense of self, those words carry trauma.
there's no reason a nonbinary person like myself can't be a son and a child and a daughter. there's no reason a nonbinary person like me can't go by he, they, and she.
'she' is not a slur. 'daughter' is not derogatory. 'beautiful' 'pretty' 'gorgeous' 'feminine' are not insults.
to the contrary, they're parts of language that express certain facets of a multi-faceted human existence, like mine.
and i have this sad, mournful feeling that if it weren't for unloving, condescending people, i'd probably be down to be called any of those things alongside my usual masculine/neutral terminology.
but i'd rather die than let anyone tell me what i have to be called.
#i try to reclaim 'feminine' words for myself in private#calling myself 'babygirl' when i need to chill out. or saying i feel pretty. or going 'she needs help' when i'm struggling lmao.#but there's still so much fucking trauma in those words from the people who've forced them on me#who've snarled in my face that GOD made me ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY and that's a WOMAN (stepdad)#who've guilted me for taking their precious perfect daughter away as if i'm fucking dead (mother)#who've mocked me and everyone like me as if we're not the experts on our own sense of self (general transphobic public)#like. i'm not a fucking man. i'm not a fucking woman. i'm nonbinary. gender is absurdity as a concept. i'm done with it.#but being called a man or a son or a guy or 'he' or WHATEVER in that vein is fine and dandy because i've never had anyone say#'that is all you can EVER be'. or worse: 'that is what GOD made you to be and you have a ROLE to fill'#(christianity pls die approximately yesterday thanku 💖)#so yeah. idk. ranting yet again about Cis Audacity.#the complete lack of empathy. the lack of curiosity even.#the condescending bullshit. the 'i understand you better than you do'. the fucking AUDACITY.#i am the expert on myself. i am the ONLY expert on myself. period. no contest. not a debate.#i understand myself better than anyone else is CAPABLE of understanding me.#i could call myself 'she' and understand that i meant it in a nonbinary way.#in fact i could even see myself letting other trans people call me feminine terms at some point in the future. when i've healed more.#but cis people? probably not. they can call me 'he' or 'they' or they can fuck off & never get to know me because they don't wanna know ME#/end rant#any terfs/bigots that try to touch this post will be swiftly blocked and quite possibly cursed. have the day you deserve <3
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i'm going to try and get more hours at work because if I fake emotion anymore with my family at home i'll snap. I can only do it with financial motivation
#my mom knows on some level I lack empathy and am anhedonic#but I hide the extent so she can have somewhat of a tolerable daughter#plus people don't *deserve* to be neglected or mistreated because of my dysfunctional brain
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This is what I did during my spare time... I'm fine.
Side Notes: I didn't add any of the actual players for simplicity's sake, but I did add characters played by the CCs that aren't their main characters such as Arin, ElQuackity, and Sapo Peta.
It will be too complicated to add ex-alliances and spy-related stuff... but if I did! Jaiden will be between the "knows the federation" and "sides with the players" and Etoiles will be between "understands the codes" and "sides with the players" just because there are no real secrets about it if you watch their POVs.
#qsmp#this is what I did in Valentine's Day because my aro-ace ass couldn't think of anything better to spend my time on#also the thing that shock me the most out of this is THAT THE FUCKING DOG WORKS FOR THE FEDS WHAT#also the Watcher may hate the Federation and stuff but only really knows about Egg Island and nothing else#so he is included in the same area as Cucurucho Mr Duck and the Bunnies#and the Fed workers are in between because they LIKE the players 80% of them are friends or more that the other workers ARE NOT#Creation is so new but I think I'm okay in the placement for now just because is not attached to the Players enough to move to where Arin i#also there's a glee on seeing Ayrobot and SOFIA (Max's robo-daughter) in the same place just for perfectly for my little aymaxo brain#also I'm putting all the Cucurucho's on the Feds because there's not much distinguishing Cucurcho from Osito Bimbo and Ourson#also that's Madagio not naked Slenderman... although both of them would be in the same slot#and all the individual gods like Mine Kristin/Mumza Matt and both Cellbit's and Philza's individual god entities are still there#because we know them as the audience but we don't know what the fuck they know and what they can do even if they canonically exist#also I don't know what the fuck is @v@ so clearly deserves that spot despite being able to infect players federation works and the codes
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hey. if the codeflippa thing ever gets to the point where charlie is *aware* (but in denial/doesn't care/whatever) that she's a code monster and if anyone else ever sees her switch and kills the code and if charlie finds out about it (or, god forbid, he witnesses it). that will end not well I think. because we saw the aftermath of his daughter being killed accidentally- and he understood that fact fully. how do you think he'll react, if someone takes his daughter from him again, on purpose?
#he was an awful child mu.rderer before bc he didnt truly want to hurt anyone#he was in anguish and angry and alone and jumped at the first solution he could think of; even if it was completely irrational#he hasnt been angry like that since. when juanaflippa died a second time it was just despair#because after what happened to tilin hes been so so afraid of hurting people. so afraid of being the reason others had to feel that pain.#but if someone took away his daughter again. the light of his life. the only thing he has.#if they did that to him on purpose? if they made him go through all of that again *on purpose?*#maybe they deserve it. even if the eggs dont. even if he feels awful about it just moments after.#maybe they deserve to feel what they did to him.#can you tell im in qcharlie mode jsjfjejfhj im losing my mind <3#qsmp#qsmp charlie#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp charlie slimecicle
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Finally posting the Talia focused animatic I have been working on, because I don't know when I'll get time to finish it and I like it too much to let it rot in my folder.
This is based on the events of Batman: Son of the Demon and the song is Wife by Mitski
I have a whole lot of thoughts on how this song reflects Talia's treatment as a character both within comics and outside of them, and how she is always treated as the mother/daughter/love interest rather than an individual in her own right. These roles are important to her but she is also more than them, she is her own person. I think it's super interesting to look at how Talia would wrestle with balancing these roles whilst also not letting them be her own defining trait.
#like yes Talia is a loyal daughter and adores Bruce and does her best for Damian and she value's herself on these things#but she also doesn't agree with her father and can't sacrifice her principles for Bruce and can't give Damian the life he deserves#she is simultaneously all these roles a woman should be but is also found failing in all of them because she is so much more than just#a mother/daughter/lover#yet she is never seen as anything more than that#the conflict between wanting to fill these roles naturally vs being forced to be these things#I could write an essay on this if I thought I'd make any sense#anyhow take my wip I hope you enjoy it#(fun fact: I showed this in all my uni interviews and I got accepted into all of them)#(thank you talia for getting me an education)#talia al ghul#bruce wayne#batman#damian wayne#dc#animatic#animation#my art
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People be out there not getting along with their siblings and having friends that call them stupid and annoying and act like it's a flex lmao
#could not be me💕my siblings are my perfect angels i'd do anything for and they see me as their super weird but loving eldest brothersister#and my friends tell me how cool and smart and funny and pretty i am all the time and get pissed when someone is mean to me#i did hang out with people like that as a kid but they weren't actually my friends and my new ones taught me i deserve better and self-love#and i DO know people with relathionships with like the first with their siblings but it's because they vent to about how traumatizing it is#so do with that what you will#siblings tag#eldest daughter syndrome#amigitos#loving my friends on main#actuallyautistic#catkin#dragonkin#ghostkin#actuallymentallyill#toxic relathionships#familial abuse cw#child abuse cw#black femme#intergenerational trauma#💌#summercore#summerposting
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