#be there in 5

[agent-stone]

Um, hi Shads.

I know things got a little hectic there for a bit but is that date agreement still available? I'd like to take you today if it is.

-Sonic

The date?

Yes. The date is still up. I think I can break off for a little bit and run over there.

Be there in 5.

-- Shadow

@sonic-wachowski-hedgehog

[tiredmamaissy]

babeeeee I miss you sm I hope you’re alright?? I’m sending you so much love pookie come smooch 😩🫶🏻

I needed this 😭 thank you cus a bitch has been struggling 😵‍💫my week has been shitty imysm im coming over w snacks rn ‼️‼️

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[lady-raziel]

I just wanna know if love wins before America loses

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[kafiguas]

we had ONE JOB

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[ivyblooms]

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Snom

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[feluka]

if you moralize to people in the global south about piracy youre going to hell btw. no atonement no take backsies. guaranteed hell forever permanently.

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[gemboundprism]

1959 chevy impala that i made in spore, inspired by @making-you-in-spore