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krmljam · 1 year ago

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more bugs more drinking

#the inclusion of sprint is a form of vent art here..... documenting my reality #“”“”“”“friend”“”“”“ bought sprint instead of sprite once 1 dead 6+ injured #art #rhino beetle #gin #insect #bug #i hope this looks better printed i just did it in a hurry in like an hour and a half rip

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eydilily · 2 months ago

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lost.

largely inspired by slashmagpie's fic for this scene!

#wild life spoilers #wild life smp #pearlescentmoon #zombiecleo #eydidraws #my art #trafficblr #life series smp #when your better half goes out before you am i right .#pearl's ending was SO SAD I CANT #pearleo #moonrot

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chalkrub · 2 months ago

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smorkin

#my art #oc #murdoch #dragon #anthro #furry #deer #illustration #i've been fiddling with this for ages lol but i'm leaving it alone now #wanted to render his jacket more but uhhhh maybe the simplicity works better. or i cant render #anyway murdoch is so fun to draw i can't lie. i've been making him worse lately. nastier. more fleshed out #i do love him....and i hate him....and of course i love him....i will put him into a blender. and make art with the viscera #finally figuring out the story he's from and FINALLY designed the protag he'll be deeply involved with #been trying to design this girlie for more than half a year...hopefully i will draw her nicely at some point #anyway PEACE and sorry to the monthly art draw people i have been busy but i will finally do the draw tomorrow

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transthatfag · 5 months ago

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destiel forehead healing kiss. what more could u want.

#art #digital art #my art 🦷#digital painting #supernatural #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #spn fanart #spn #destiel fanart #i am. so tired.#i tried my hardest to not half ass this and give up #i sorta accomplished that but not really #ill have some grace for myself tho cause i really struggled to make art this month :/#spn fanart is so theraputic tho #i missed making my visions for this show #it also just felt like the most low stakes thing to make #this looks way better *not* on mobile.. too lazy to edit this shit now

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heartorbit · 4 months ago

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if we could stay connected, just like this

#ok last orbit niigo post im emubrained again and also i miss leoneed #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #mizuki5 spoilers #proseka #mizuki akiyama #mizu5 #nightcord at 25:00 #hurray !#meltdown released an amazing translation of the event so i read it and had my final cathartic transgender cry about it #and now i have ~4 assignments due on friday so i have to stop drawing mizuki. sad.#i recommend everyone watch meltdown's translation #please. its very good and better than the mtls floating around #i Get why people wanted to see it translated asap like i Get it i didnt understand half of the wordplay or kanji but like . wah #its so crazy how this event breached containment n how many people are rooting for mizuki even tho they dont play the game so i just #think its a shame that the translation everyones reading isnt really accurate/lacks the nuances.. Ok sorrynits a good event.#ive just been thinking abiut that for a few days and i love talking in tags. Adios #real Orbit heads will know this is an Heartorbit reference (that tarot card sketch i did almost 2 years ago and said i would finish)#(i havent finished shit)

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents #also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van #technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity #heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge #all the sudokus are half finished anyway #update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #geto suguru #satosugu #jjk gojo #eye strain/#eye horror/#like i said ik this concept has been done before and probably better than this but i hope that i did it Okay #i hope all the eye strain was not in vain gjhfgsh the amount of blue light in this image is not recommended by doctors #smh gojo ipad baby confirmed #too much screentime.png #in other news im happy i came up with smth else 2 put alongside the piece itself !!#was playing around with filters and effects and i was like ooh what does the binarization button do #makes it look like found footage is what it does i love it SO much #i almost like it better than the coloured version but i would rather die than let a day and a half of rendering go to waste #esp after i already scrapped the intended p2 #still i would have posted the full b/w one side by side but it made the post look so busy and distracting and awful #so it's just geto's face ig smile :)#happy i stuck it out w this!!!#fr all i dunk on gojo gdi his aesthetic n design works so well with glitches and messed up technology #tb to tht other gojo + teal + glitches piece i did frever ago captioned smth like 'watch what you eat'#the glitch brushes in my inventory exist fr him and him alone

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clownowo · 2 years ago

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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #30k #yuri #shipping #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

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mothpendragon · 25 days ago

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I was struck by a moment of inspiration and made this, enjoy!! Part 2 is here!

@kyri45

Oh yeah, swearing warning (it’s Snapcube what’d you expect)

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omnificent-orion · 2 months ago

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one more warm summer one last

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anemonet · 20 days ago

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Technoblade....

#not me rememebring to post this half a year after the zine it was made for got realsed becaue ei forgog #and then decided midgnight on a wednesday is the best time to post it #technoblade #philza #mcyt #yippe wohoo #i do like this thing even if soem bits bother me but whateevveerrr #missing technoblade times man augh #anyhow so yeah hi the 5 followers sho follow me for technoblade #i got you babes👍#we are listening to miotosis by fleet foxes!!#:)#also for anyone still reading im trying to be better at posting this year. which i say every year. but surley this year for realsies #<guy who thinks they post soooo often till they look in their art tag and realise they have pisted like 10 things ever probably...wops #totally gonna get better this year for sure so uh concider yourself warned because i might even follow through #so for now we are doing soem backlogging or whatever #:))#my art #see fisk i rememeber to tag my art for suureeee

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eydilily · 4 months ago

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wild life pearl i support you

#i might change the cloak. idk how i feel about it yet #but i really like the half of her hair burnt / cut out bit yeahhh #pearlescentmoon #also hi impulse ill get better at drawing you one day #impulsesv #wild life smp #my art #eydidraws #life series #trafficblr #mcyt

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emdeejaydraws · 11 months ago

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figured this one could use an update, so here it is in all its full colour glory

click for better quality

#i spent the better half of my weekend on this #futurama #philip j fry #turanga leela #star trek #pretty much every classic trek is in there #fanart #artists on tumblr #deejay draws #meme

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arttsuka · 5 months ago

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I made @wolfythewitch 's fox Bill design out of polymer clay

It's pretty thin (so thin I'm afraid it'll snap in half anytime I lift it)

Front and back side:

#I love crafting stuff but it's more time consuming than drawing (and less satisfying to me) so I don't do it as often #this would make a pretty cool pin. too bad it's so fragile #this is useless btw. I'm afraid it's break even if I store it somewhere #but at least I had fun making it #like an idiot I decided it would be better if I used only yellow and painted the details after baking it #fast forward-> me trying to paint it with a permanent black marker and a white gel pen that's definitely not for that job #this design will forever be imprinted in my brain as the best fanmade bill design actually #gravity falls #gravity fowls #bill cipher #arts n crafts #polymer clay #don't look at my ugly fingers #this is obviously not actual folded like an origami. I just cut the pieces I needed (the body is one piece folded in half tho)#btw I used the oven just to bake this. rip the environment

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neptunezo · 8 months ago

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The idea of the batkids scaring Bruce with “a new grandchild” to only show an animal is so funny to me, because imagine Bruce is so used to it that when Jason wants to introduce him to his new grandchild Bruce almost falls out of his chair when there’s an ACTUAL KID!

Dick: You’re a granddaddy now Brucie!!!

Bruce: WHAT?!? Who?? When??? How??? Actually don’t tell me how. Who is she??? When did she give birth???

Dick: What? No, meet my kid *holds up a cat* her name is biscuit and shes the love of my life!

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Steph: Cass and I are adopting…

Bruce: Holy shit, actually???

Cass: Yes, it was a tough choice, but we want to adopt

Bruce: Do you need any help with paperwork and stuff? It’s kinda my thing. Also consider the fact that you might be too young.

Steph: Too young…?

Bruce: Yes, I mean you’re only in your 20’s, are you sure you can handle a kid?

Cass: Too young for an iguana?

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Damian: It happened again, I have a kid.

Bruce: What do you mean AGAIN?!?

Damian: This is my second kid, duh

Bruce: Are you talking about goats?

Damian: Of course I am father

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Tim: BRUCE YOU’RE GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER!!!

Bruce: Tim I didn’t think I was going to have to tell you this again after the whole thing with Stephanie, but just kissing someone doesn’t get them pregnant

Tim:

Bruce: Is it a dog?

Tim: No it’s a tiger

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Jason: I have something to tell you

Bruce(not looking up from his paperwork): Okay, what’s up?

Jason: I have a kid, I want you to meet your granddaughter

Bruce: I can’t possibly imagine what type of animal you’ve gotten, but I’d love to meet her

Jason: What the hell are you talking about?

Bruce (looking up to see an actual child): You actually have a kid????

Jason: Yeah, Roy and I thought it was time I adopted Lian

Lian: Hi Grandpa!!!

Bruce: I’m going to faint, grab me some ice will you?

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umblrspectrum · 5 months ago

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the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End acting like an entitled toddler is the funniest thing

#i havent drawn j proper in like half a year #and dd j in over a year. my gods #ill figure her out eventually. or ill forget she exists for another year who knows #her haircut is so goddamn hard to draw thank you liam for giving her like no screen time actually #regressed my style a bit. didnt like the more rounded approach it was going #give her a gameboy or something im sure they have a port for it #art #murder drones #murder drones j #serial designation j #murder drones cyn #murder drones flesha #murder drones skyn #skyn sounds cooler but flesha rolls off the tongue better. divorce leads children to the worst places #cw blood and gore #for flesha. shes got that aura #dont mind the semi cursive again i literally cannot read it myself unless its like this #how do you even draw a cursive f. thats not a letter thats a scribble

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