#bc. yeah

[tmf-confessions]

confession #254

confession by @andrew-the-drew-defender

I am the last 3 confessions here to say I dont hate Sean anymore

[ask-steven-stevenson]

”I wish to gain entry, Jerry of ticket booth”

“Well, do you wish to buy a ticket, goblin?”

“Nah it’s fine”

“I don’t wanna piss behind any of your rides this year”

“I simply want to find a fetid hole to lay my eggs”

“Ok you DEFINITELY need to buy a ticket from us to do that”

*jerry face palms*

[you know those baby sensory videos? Especially the dancing fruit? Yeah. Steven is probably like that right now.. he’s staring at the screen.]

[sleepysaplingz]

I think its very important to realize and internalize that the people around you will give you grace and will see you with a lense of kindness. every insecurity you ever have that all accumulate into making yourself feel lesser or undeserving.... they genuinely do not see it that way. if it is seen and noticed it is a mere neutral trait! think of any random person you see day to day. do you pick everything about them apart to see them as less than human? of course you don't. just the way others don't do that for you. you are literally just some person

[stardstgf]

After a beat of silence, Kai takes a decisive step closer. They thread careful fingers through her hair, tilting her face up and gently forcing her to meet their eyes. Amelia’s throat feels suddenly tight, but some of the rapidly building tension eases.

“Whatever it is,” they say softly, thumb brushing over the curve of her jaw, and she doesn’t know a single thing in the world except for the fact that this feels safe, they feel safe. “You can say it. No judgement.”

or: The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.

[edgarallanpoestan]

did i tell yall that apparently yesterday a guy i met for the first time (graduated a year or two ago) was talking to my friend abt my legs and how into me he was :/ not great tbh

[ducksoup17]

I love writing things that hurt everyone involved. Including me, the characters, and the readers. Little bastard writes some words eighty seven dead thousands injured

[concessionstantinople]

Where is that image of a person being like "I have never loved something more than this guy" gesturing to a screen with a character on it, and then another person sitting down labeled "spouse" with a unamused look on their face

[drakenathan]

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[weeb-dealer]

its 4/20 please take some time to remember everyone that has died / been incarcerated / lost any chance at a normal life for your right to smoke ur fuckin mids.

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024