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Harbinger.
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(thanks to @cryptydwhimsy for the idea)
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just thinking of how our meaning or purpose in life is merely to experience. eating an orange segment, hoping for snow, being in love, returning over and over to one painting, stepping outside for the full moon, submersion in water, having a favourite colour, knowing beauty, feeling alone, feeling connected, feeling longing… it is enough.
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youth has its fling, betty and veronica digest #20 (1987)
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Shakily sets the "days since last almost hit by a car" sign to zero
#i hate cars i hate drivers DONT PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. IN FRONT OF THEM EVEN????#because how the hell am i Already Crossing IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR and youre taking your turn right now#🚃
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wait so you want me to jack off ALL of these trades😰
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*starts running towards you with a spear in hand* hehehe!! :D heeeheeeeheeheheeee~!!! *starts getting faster* *face turns gravely serious*
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EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*
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(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh
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me flirting: I bruise like a peach.
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⚠️ POSTAL 2
Paradise Lost • Wednesday
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How it feels to be in the fandom of a show about friendship :

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Good on you, sure, but not with the suit. Tennis shoes with a suit. I'm grabbing you by the shoulders RIGHT now.
dude said i was crazy for saying my shoes should be purple what do you guys think

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if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell
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cant even jerk off anymore cuz everything fucking sucks now
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