#bc who tf is god

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

dean: combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana

seamus: henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1!!!!!!1!!! rawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!!!!!! i’m vewy sowwy

harry: my heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[mobius-m-mobius]

Lokius in Loki 2x02 - "Breaking Brad"

[luuxxart]

girl help I got the doctor who brainworms again and now my past and present hyperfixations are on a collision course

(also if you’ve never seen THAT scene from utopia…. omg. just. here.)

[lovelyrotter]

ill probably delete this in a minute but ive just been fuckin boggled by what ive seen across tumblr in the last few days in particular. its why i havent really been around. like holy fucking shit, its really like some of yall just dont want a chunk of the trans community to exist. like some of yall are thisclose to saying it verbatum. way too many already have. 'shut up sit down be quiet and smile for us' type shit, gee where have i heard that before. oh yeah my entire life cause i was forcefully gendered as someones daughter. shock horror i know. you might be surprised to remember and/or learn that very few trans folks know theyre trans before we're 5, or even 10, and that that gendered experience stays with all of us in both/either small or large ways. either bc we literally dont have a solid identity yet (bc we're very small children), dont have the words, we're repressing it out of fear from how others will treat us, we're actually enjoying or enjoyed being another gender in our childhood, or we just genuinely didnt fuckin know until shit lined up later in life. weird isnt it that transmascs dont pop out as 6'1 brick shithouse cis men when we're born so yall know for certain that we're confused lost girls/women oops i mean big dangerous scary men. its almost like we're transgender too. none of yall actually know what intersectionality is or means

[certainlyathrill]

being in ur early 20s as a beatles fan is kinda horrifying bc when paul mccarntey was your age he wrote yesterday and ur just posting on tumblr

[transformersbrainrot]

THE CANONICAL SOUNDTRACK TO LOST LIGHT #24 IS "THE SHEPARDS BOY" BY MURRAY GOLD???

MR ROBERTS YOU WERE GOOOOKKKINNNGGGGGG!!!!! Like holy shit it works so fucking perfectly with Rodimus's speech! If you haven't read the issue with this playing in the background you're doing yourself a disservice as a fan of the franchise. Like holy shit. Maybe my doctor who fan in me is making me a little more hype than most but I kinda doubt it tbh. This goes so hard!

(Audio and panels under the cut)

[enden-k]

btw if i make kaveh say "oh my god" pls imagine him say that EXACTLY the way his english VA does bc its always stuck in my head with how funny and perfect it is ajkcjkab

[gregoftom]

TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA

[hampterguts]

forever amazed and confused at how often transformers franchise just straight up depicts suicide attempts. like not even considering the superhero trope of "i have to save everyone!!! by choosing to die!!!!!" thing. like. non-allow-yourself-to-die-to-stop-a-thing-from-killing-everyone-immediately type situations. which tbh i wish more ppl talked about but not the point here

like. sure mtmte, a comic abt mentall illness and war, i expected it to be aware of the concept. but its not handled well and mostly used for shock value or "im better now i swear! i have a husband and everything" BUT ITS IN THE KIDS SHOWS TOO??? MY BESTIE G1 RODIMUS?? BEAST WARS DINOBOT???

[welcometoteyvat]

the only thing i took away from hsr 2.1 is that march is gay

[transingthoseformers]

So, consider!

Rodimus sparking Getaway (idk maybe it was consented hate fucking or Getaway got sparked when everyone thought he was a decent guy, idk). ANYWAY! Getaway ends up with a little sparkling speedster. And you expect Getaway to be like a shitty maybe manipulative parent? Nah, Getaway’s actually a really decent carrier. Yeah he probs expects his kid to end up a prime so there is so pressure, but also like is probably gentler when parenting his kid bc well, he tech didnt have a childhood being MTO soo may as well give his kid one!

Not saying he was tamed with the sparking btw. Its still Getaway lol. He probably would try use the fact he is a carrier or the fact the Lost Light on board to manipulate people into listening to him or get ppl to his side. Probably also ends up teaching his kid how to trick people and he is just impressed and proud while Rodimus is just SLOWLY connecting the dots.

Or Getaway kicks him off the ship via mutiny and goes “Oh btw hard your kid, see yaaaa~”

NOOO BECAUSE YES

This is why Getaway is interesting

I vote this started when people still thought Getaway was a good person (or simply didn't think much of him at all)

Getaway still being Getaway but also a (relatively) good parent is intriguing but I bet has so many fun moments to it

He would teach that kid so many tricks, whether it's for escapologist reasons or more mean reasons

On one hand, I find the idea that it hasn't quite clicked for Rodimus yet (extra points if this is a universe where kindled mecha don't look exactly like a mix of their parents) (also makes some sense because they ARE on a massive ship with a lot of people on it) funnier than it should be

... but now I'm thinking about Getaway's plan with Tailgate, how that failed, Getaway's (imo) fucked up punishment, and that very specific mutiny (unless it was one of Getaway's other mutiny plans that did work?)

Because I'm imagining what happens to the kid when everyone gets Really Mad at their carrier and their carrier disappears? What's it like when their carrier comes back, but things are very different on the ship now?

I'm starting to get angst ideas regarding how this might fit with some of the events that typically happen in MTMTE and LL in regards to Getaway.

[collectioncrow]

dw abt the low quality focus on the MONSTER MAN with an unintentionally small-ish waist that I gave him.

"I've done things, I'm not proud of, Vanessa." /ref

[lord-squiggletits]

One of the most exhausting parts of the majority of the fandom reading MTMTE first is that they forget that it was written later and then retroactively read earlier stuff and go "Megatron is so OOC!"

No darling, pre-MTMTE Megatron is perfectly in-character, you just don't understand the concept of chronological order + haven't read anything besides MTMTE + take JRO's softened version of Megatron as who Megatron has always been + don't recognize the obvious bias JRO had toward making MTMTE Megatron more sympathetic + call yourself a villain stan but can't handle when your blorbo actually does villain shit that you can't twist around as being akshully justified.

Tbh that's more tragic for y'all than it is for me and like, I don't really care bc I can just not follow ppl who make that content, but it's really fucking annoying when ppl with no frame of reference for IDW1 shit on all the writers who came before as if JRO wasn't the one who disrupted typical canon takes and did something new (yes, for better and for worse). And also act as if Megatron being a villain was some conspiracy to villainize revolutionaries when in fact it's the revolutionary background that was established way after Megatron's character was already established to be an anti-organic evil conqueror all the way back in uhhhhhh........ G1?

So yeah no MTMTE Megatron isn't the only Megatron that exists and is actually imo a downgrade from his earlier appearances that fully embraced his villainy. You literally can't be coming in on one of the penultimate series of IDW1 and go "akshully all the other versions of Megatron are wrong and OOC and boring" when they literally came first and established the baseline MTMTE worked on like jsfnwkxjsjdkekv

[hobermallowed]

I hope Claudia escapes the afterlife and eats some of you fr

[autism-corner]

they hate me for my swagger