#bc my mum is unhinged

[in-tua-deep]

I’m not built for furniture shopping tbh, I walk in, find and sit on a bunch of couches, find one that is comfy, and call it a day

Takes me 15 minutes

This is… not the way my family shops ;w;

[smallsinger5901]

My mum is reading as good as dead

she read the first two books, loved them (tho she wasnt a fan of how unhinged pip was getting at the end of ggbb… ohhhh boyyy)

She’s got about 20 pages left until pip gets kidnapped. She’s sure DT is Jason, but she did consider Daniel da silva tbf. Its funny bc when we watched the show she said the most attractive actor was Jasons 😭😭 this was before she started reading it as well

she’s mad that Pip is taking Xanax and not telling ravi bc she’s scared they’ll break up. That conversation w/ me pretty much went like

her: she shouldn’t be doing that, what if he breaks up with her?

me: do you seriously think Ravi would ever break up with Pip?

her: … no. But he’ll be hurt, and he doesn’t deserve that :(

I’m veerrryyy excited to see her reaction to the rest of the book

[luminousbeings-crudematter]

I can have my favourite bed time story which is " one of the 141 is picking me up at the hotel bar/ already in the airport and oh look at that we are in the same hotel" bonus points to my brain when it goes into unhinged territory, bc it's not at all a coincidence that you both stop at the same hotel. You are just to nice of a distraction to let go for now

see i love this, because Ghost and Soap fit into this deranged narrative by default, but you know who would really masterfully orchestrate a meet-cute after meticulous planning?

He makes you nervous, and you don't know why.

He's cute. His hat and headphone combo make him look young and approachable and hip, and it doesn't hurt that he smiles so wide that deep, gorgeous smile lines appears around the corners of his eyes. You should be counting your lucky stars - you've got the company of this heart throb on your 7-hour flight...but your instincts tell you that something's not right. You ignore them.

He talks to you a lot - asks you so many questions about yourself that you're starting to think of this as a date - but he's equally as generous on information about himself: Gaz. Army. Special Forces. The real special forces, he smiles mischievously. Going back home for a few weeks.

You end up telling him about yourself too. Went to Uni in the UK, so you're back now that you can afford to properly do the touristy stuff. He recommends a few cities and you thank him profusely - ever grateful to have recommendations from a local. When he jokes about happily being your tour guide, you laugh and brush him off.

He's kind enough to wake you up when the flight attendants arrive with lunch, you think you're going to die when you realise you'd fallen asleep on his shoulder. He waves your apology off immediately. You have lunch together and it does feel like a date. He's respectful and kind and funny, he listens intently, asks meaningful questions, and he's pretty.

You part ways at immigration. He wishes you the best of luck with your troubles, and you tell him to keep out of it. No promises, he responds easily. (You're disappointed when he doesn't ask for your number, but it's fine, you tell yourself. No point anyway. He's home to relax and you're going to be touring the country.)

So imagine your surprise when he's at the hotel breakfast buffet the next morning. You walk up to him tentatively, hands clammy. Did he...follow you? No. No, that can't be right, you never told him where you were going. But then? Coincidence? Has to be, he doesn't seem the creepy type.

He seems genuinely surprised to see you, and your doubt dissipates a little.

You end up having breakfast together, and he tells you how he'd completely forgotten that his mum was away. He's a bit shy, clearly uncomfortable as he admits that he'd found being in the house by himself a bit quiet, too lonely, and had checked himself into the closest hotel he could.

You're skeptical, but you believe it just enough for him to successfully convince you that - now he's got nothing to do but wait for his mum to return - he really wouldn't mind showing you around, actually! It's his city after all, and you do want that authentic city experience that only a local could give you, don't you? Ah, the tourist-y spots are all overdone and gauche, love, he'll show you the real city.

Three nights of playing tour guide and bodyguard and boyfriend, and he's sinking into you in your hotel room, one he's effectively moved into.

Been waiting for my cock in your greedy little cunt, yeah? Know you've been touchin' yourself to me every night. So fuckin' tight, love, you've been keeping her tight for me? Been months since you've let anyone in her, have you been waiting for me?

[acediaedeus]

a little afterthought from the last post about Ichigo, which I didn’t want to leave as a tag, cause it felt kinda unrelated, but yeah: the amount of existential and identity crises this boy had to go through is astounding.

he sees ghosts;

he killed his mother;

finding out he’s a shinigami;

finding out he’s a hollow;

finding out his father is a fucking liar (that one was a banger, straight up A+ parenting, give it up for Isshin);

finding out his whole life was planned and orchestrated by Aizen (I know Eren would go mad if someone pulled this shit on him);

finding out the spirit he thought was his sword wasn’t his sword all this time and actually is kind of the god he’s supposed to go defeat (casually, yk, like we all do on a nice Tuesday morning), and his actual sword is the Hollow he thought he needed to fight. but oh no, wait a moment, BOTH of them are his swords:

and oh yeah, he’s a quincy;

also don’t forget his mum dying wasn’t his fault, but wait no, it kinda was??

and of course that time he lost his powers aka the only thing allowing him to fulfil what he sees as his purpose in this life;

and then that one time a random dude pulled up and started gaslighting everyone around him, to the point that Ichigo started thinking HE was the one going mad (all that while still being powerless, so his sanity was already nonexistent);

and yeah, don’t forget the training with squad 0 when he got kicked out no sword, no nothing! (and was so ashamed and afraid of his father’s reaction he couldn’t go home, so he went to his boss???)

I could probably add some other stuff, but it’s not really canon, so let’s settle on these 11 points. obviously not in chronological order, bc I have memory issues and haven’t re-read the manga in a while, so don’t hold that against me, pls.

also, if this seems a little bit erratic, manic and unhinged… it’s bc it probably is, tbh. so I’m putting down tumblr before I write more bs.

aand last, but not least, I must thank @kingofanemptyworld , you are truly a darling and I couldn’t agree with you more, you never fail to validate my delusions!

╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

[oifaaa]

opinions on the most boring superman son?

I'm presuming we're talking about Jon Kent considering well - I was actually thinking about him again yesterday my opinion is that he's such a waste of opportunists firstly bc of the whole age up bullshit but then not even using the fact that Jon spent his formative years stuck in the middle of a volcano away from his mum and dad to give him a personality that is really unique to him and the trauma he went through - I personally would of made him a wee bit unhinged but if given the opportunity I'd do that with most characters soo... but still anything would of been better then the he came back exactly the same but he's 19 now like great who needs a personality anyway that just gets in the way

(My wee Jon doodles from yesterday)

[starfxkrinc]

https://www.tumblr.com/starfxkrinc/766622343042924544/when-hes-smashing-the-windows-and-kisses-the

No because it’s literally my fucking type all over, my mum literally went “you really do like the bad boys… and the blondes” LIKE IM SCREAMING BUT HE LOOKED SO FINE BEING UNHINGED LIKE THIS FUUUUUCK AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW I NEED SMUT FICS ABOUT IT AND I HAVENT SEEN ANY YET!!

Bc he’s sooooo smashing shit up then passes your house and goes “fuck it” and climbs up to your window and then fucks you like you’ve never experienced before & wow wow wow

Like it gave Romeo & Juliet a little idk if that makes sense, I know it’s not the same but the vibe of it, I hope you know what I mean lol bc he was in it

oooo ruff the idea if him climbing in all pumped up with adrenaline absolutely needing to fuck exactly

[rjschoicesstuff]

For MC interaction requests, if you feel like it: okay I have 2 ideas - you can do whichever one you feel like, or neither of them, they're kind of really silly 🤭 thank you! So I don't know if Ripley listens to Bauhaus, I feel like I saw it mentioned somewhere. But if she does, my ILW MC Vax does too, and if you also listen to Bauhaus then maybe you know that one unhinged song where Peter Murphy starts singing about making fishcakes lol? 😅 It's the one where the title is all the band members names. Anyways if Ripley does listen to Bauhaus, I think it would be funny if my MC and Ripley were vibing to that part of the song together and their love interests were like "what the hell is going on 😭" And my other idea is that meme that's like "look at him.. he's just standing there.. menacingly!" except with Ripley and whoever else in the foreground pointing, and then a silhouette of my ILW MC stood in the distance like a gremlin with his eyes glowing, lol. He looks like this https://www.tumblr.com/kilvalir/746909235469795328?source=share https://www.tumblr.com/kilvalir/746909113415532544?source=share And I also have more content of him in my pinned post if you wanna find other pictures. Lol thank you, bye!

I finally got to this hehe sorry for the wait, I hope I drew him right!

She'd b sending this to Cas or Gabe on snapchat lol, I did a version without the boomer part and stuff too under the cut tho

(also she does listen to Bauhaus hehe but more casually ig, like it's th kinda music she grew up on bc of her mum)

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 6 !!!

Y'all it's getting super close omg we're in feb now 🙃 lets goooo

Bad Batch 1x02

Tech piloting +10 points

I'll never get tired of Wrecker and Omega napping together 🥺

Echo and Hunter mom and dad 💕

our lil bby Omega stepping into the sun !!! soaking up the fresh air and playing in the dirt !!! I am going to sob 😭😭😭

"That would be dirt" ~ Tech 🤣

Tech: "we're all deserters now" Echo: 😮

Hunter stopping Omega from walking into the booby trap

vs Wrecker 2 seconds later...

SUU MY QUEEN 👑💕

Wrecker is eating a meiloorun 👀 watch out buddy Hera's coming for u

Hello yes who do I talk to about getting a Cut Suu & the batch history/flashback/how they met story time anything pretty please

Rex mention 👀

Tech 🤝 Omega casually dropping the biggest plot points like it's nbd

Omega meeting other kids that don't share her dna 🥲

"Uncle Wrecker!" I am totally normal about this

HER CHECKING BACK WITH HUNTER FOR PERMISSION 😭

ok but are we just gonna ignore the fact that Shaeeah looks completely different to tcw ??

Cut knows what's up with the Kaminoans 👀

Cut also knows what's up putting Hunter in his civvie clothes don't come @ me

Rampart 🤢

"Omega went out past the fence!" *bad batch enters dad batch mode* 🏃‍♂️💨

Cut is the daddest of the batch tho 🥺 he's parenting all of them

THEIR FACES WATCHING CUT WITH OMEGA I CANT 😭

For some reason Hunter is the same height as Wrecker in this scene ??? lmao

Omega taking her lil charm out of her hair 🥲

"Almost forgot how good of a shot you are" ~ Hunter @ Suu !! okay backstory PLEASE

Echo complaing about the imperial chaincode database vs Tech "it's ingenious" lmaooo

Hunter has the braincell rn

bro Hunter is literally growling at Tech for putting Omega in danger 👀 are we ready for his completely unhinged s3 arc??

Tech, Echo: 😳😬 Omega: 👋😁

Echo peeking from the roof !!

Tech's flip !!!

Tech catching Omega !!!!!!!

Echo mom put Omega in time out 😞

Echo's scomp skills have grown sm 🥲

the way he balances the chain codes on his scomp hand 🥺

Y'ALL I FORGOT! I'm also doing a 'Wrecker hits his head count' for the first part of s1 and a different count for s2 later 👀 but we'll get to that hehe I hate it! anyway!!

Wrecker hits his head count: 2

(he bonked it on a pole this ep go watch)

Cut and Hunter wearing the same clothes is giving when ur mum dresses you and your siblings in matching outfits

Tech: "we can't get caught with these chain codes" 🤔 Echo: "we can't get caught at all" 💀 being mom is hard

HUNTER GIVING ORDERS WITHOUT WORDS AGAIN bfkwbxhabckw my fav

Tech to the rescueeee

If I had a dollar for every time Omega was in danger bc of a random imperial droid but is saved at the last second by Wrecker smashing it, I'd have 2 dollars... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Omega's hand is so tiny in Wrecker's 😭🤲

Cut and Wrecker are wearing matching hats 💕

"but I want to stay with you" thanks I didn't need my heart anyway 💔

Suu owns my heart fr

"It responded to that" ~ Wrecker 💀

OMEGA SWEETHEART 😭😭😭 someone needs to hug her so bad she's just a baby can ppl stop upsetting her!! This is ep 2 plssss

Where is the Lawquane family? Are they safe? Are they alright?

Thanks y'all for joining again <3 I'm gonna have to keep it up bc feb is already going so fast?

Anywayyy ilysm 💕

[mazeinthemiroh]

I’D LIKE TO ADD SOMEONE TO OUR LIST OF NOSEY PEOPLE IN ATEEZ AND THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY VERY UNLIKELY BC LIKE I WAS THINKING OF YUNHO AND HONGJOONG BECAUSE THEY ARE BUT

CHOI SAN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I think lots of people will confide in him because he’s so soft spoken and listens well SO when people do confide in him WITH THE MOST WHACK THINGS EVER he’s 100% telling you obviously he’ll keep things that don’t need to be shared private because he wouldn’t want to break their trust like that BUT IF THEYRE INSANE OR HES TOLD UNPROVOKED TRUST YOU WILL BE HEARING ABOUT IT 🤞 but it’s also not in the way jongho or wooyoung would where you would proceed to gossip and start a conversation just to talk about it he would slip it into a conversation you would be having at the dinner table or over coffee in the living room KINDA LIKE A FACEBOOK MUM OMG 💀

OK SCENE you and san are sat at the dinner table, him at the head of the table ofc I feel like he’s like that but that’s besides the point, just eating lunch because we love a good lunchtime together 😘 he’s just talking about his day yada yada and he’s like “oh yeah i was talking with our hair stylist, we were talking about personal colour and she asked yours so i told her and she said she wished she was like us and I asked and she said how she was going to split from her long term partner because she liked one of the people in our camera crew even though she’s never spoken to him which is crazy” ALL IN ONE BREATHE AND YOURE LIKE 😀 what 😟 i just wanted to eat my sandwich with you babe AND THEN WHEN HE LEAVES FOR WORK THE NEXT MORNING HES LIKE “i’ll let you know what happens 😁 bye bye”

I THINK SAN IS JUST VERY FACEBOOK MUM CODED ACTUALLY WHAT

- 🧸

YESS ‼️‼️‼️

choi san is a smooth talker and a very attentive listener. he loves people and getting to know them, and in turn, people feel like they can trust him more.

WHICH THEY CAN ofc they can trust him he's very trustworthy BUT will probably tell his bestie and/or lover. it's between you two tho. he's not spreading it for the whole world to hear, but he just has to tell you because... idk, he doesn't like having secrets from you and also he likes having little gossip sessions with you cos it's fun!

with wooyoung, he comes rushing to you to spill the tea. you're the first person he goes to and he doesn't hold back. but with san, like you said, i see him casually slipping it in conversation...

you and san sharing a nice meal at home:

san: yo one of the staff at work who has a crush on yunho 'accidentally' spilled water on his white shirt just to see through it

you: *chokes on food*

you know stuff like that 😃😃

he's unhinged with his delivery and will smirk a little at your reaction, knowing that this will be another thing for you guys to bond over, weirdly.

and yes, you're so right, with all of this in mind he does have some serious facebook mum energy 🤔 like i see that so clearly

[cosmicourple]

lol created a Scogan fankid shortly after watching D&W. In fact, I created a whole bunch :D. And for some reason, my brain made it so that:

-two (or well one ig bc their just variants of each other) have scruffy bird wings on their back’s, with one of them having been born from a accidental soul bonding/mating ritual while the other just kinda spawned in ggbffgvv

-one is a violent & world ending villain w/ a symbolism & ‘tinkering’ (AKA dissecting bodies) obsession

-another one is a born-20-years-old clone who eventually figures out a personality & becomes a monotonous metaphorical (bc their super tall & cryptid looking) little shit who also has a world-threatening-villain variant (who also happens to have a kaiju-esc form??? what?????)

-another two are quarter slightly-horrific-alien from a post secret invasion type A.U

-another one is basically in the situation of Paul from dune, making them a cult leader + ‘commander’/contract partner with an eldritch abomination/shifter/spirt(??) (who is also an ironstrange fankid wth)

-another one is a from a fdugding M.L.P pony looking A.U (Y’know those crosship posts on Deviantart where they use M.L.P pony bodies as bases for the characters??? Anyone???????) who is part symbiote & can sense/predict other’s emotions and/or actions

-(you know the drill) another one is from an canon divergence X-men 97’! universe & has horrifying/ragged movie monster teeth + an unhinging jaw (their 5)

-another one has the FUCKING ABSOLUTE SOLVER AS THEIR POWERS (why?????? bc after watching the murder drones final, my thoughts were like: “he hey image if Logan was the A.S host lmao???” (Idk I luv puppet &/or janky movement animation 😁😋✨))

-yet again, another one is an edgy assassin/sort of anti-hero in the future-current reality of a Logan! reincarnation A.U :DDD

-another one (last one fn I swear) is just baby :D. Who’s currently living in an demonic/infection A.U apocalypse with their mum (who is Scott) yaaa:3

lmao I have no idea why my brain made them those ways I swear fhgbfgggf 🥲🥲

[in-tua-deep]

I think I may just have to accept that my mum had absolutely buckwild manic pixie dream girl game back in the day

[bumblebeerror]

Bumble, my friend!!! How are you, have the holidays been relatively stress free so far? I hope so, and I hope you got some pretty cool stuff out of it too :]

Ye! My mom’s bf nuked the relationship like two days before so we got a nice quiet Christmas eve without his unhinged family :D + chatno lore discord had a secret Santa exchange and I got to put together a scavenger hunt for our resident puzzle gremlin on the KFCsmp server, and decorated the castle with Christmas lights and far too many snowmen [they drop heads] [the heads are fucking adorable]

We didn’t get to see the whole family [I didn’t get to chase my cousins’ little ones around] this year bc money problems and schedules but we got to see my aunt last night at Christmas Eve service 😌

Me mum got me a crochet machine and some gardening supplies and ToTK!!! and I got her a cigarette case with sugar skulls on it and nice chocolate and my word that I would take care of the gifts/goodie bags for my cousins and aunt and uncle :3

Ducky also got several new toys including two snowball plushies that I bought specifically so that my brother and my mom could throw them at each other [and me] and the ensuing snowball fight was definitely worth it lmao. They’re Duck’s now

How have yours been?? I saw you were traveling but I haven’t gotten to sit down and scroll tumblr much the last few days! Did you get to see family or friends? I hope it was a good time :D

[georgieluz]

bondi rescue???? my god i didnt know anyone else was into it. that shit dominated my TV after school, i used to go round to my mates house to watch it even tho it was always the same reruns. a hbowar au is LITERALLY insane thats elite content. who's got shark net duty. who's burying dead seagulls and bluebottles. who's dressing up for the surfentag end of year surf contest. also haldane has harries energy you've connected the dots for me

the scream that left my mouth reading "haldane has harries energy" because you are so so so right anon!!! he does!! i feel like he's a less unhinged version of harries.. but harries with kids? harries with the people he rescues? harries with the bondi boys??? harries saving that 8 week old baby and his reaction afterward? HECK YES, THAT'S ACK ACK ALL OVER. oh man, dots connected for sure!

snafu is definitely kicking off every time he's on shark net duty.. who do you reckon is the shark-fearing unfortunate one who the rest of them constantly send out there just to fuck with him? i'm torn between burgie, jay, runner and hamm..

and sid would definitely fall for the harrison clicker prank!! poor boy would be up and down that beach clicking into the thousands whilst ack ack and eddie sit in the tower trying so hard not to laugh when he radios in his figure count

i'm also constantly thinking about which pacific boy would have jethro's "i hit the door, the door hit the floor" moment, or when he got stuck in the north tower... i feel like leckie could definitely get stuck in the tower in the exact same way

i definitely wanna write a hbowar surfentag chapter!!! the possibilities with that are absolutely endless

but omg i also had no idea anyone else here watched it.. i used to watch casually when i was younger bc my mum would watch reruns on this one channel here but then the other week i started rewatching episodes and suddenly i was in a full on back-to-back-reruns-staying-up-all-night-to-watch-accidentally-having-dreams-about-maxi rabbit hole and here i am!

[khodorkovskaya]

03.10.23

ive been really wanting to write more but im just so angry all the freakin time!!! everything annoys me, im pissed off at everything and everyone. like idk what's going on. is it the coffee??

i feel like it's the coffee bc ive also been kind of paranoid. i feel like when i go to uni everyone stares at me. like i walk in and the whole class just like stares in fear. i asked the TA if i had missed anything the previous lecture cos i wasn't there and he like stared at me with this like horror in his eyes. like is it my face??? is it my neon orange backpack? whatever it is it's not doing wonders for my self esteem.

i told my mum about this and she ofc went "oooohhh it's because you're pretty and everyone's in love with you". ummm thanks but i don't think so...

another weird thing is that lucien keeps complimenting me and he has no taste and everything he finds aesthetically pleasing is wack. so it's not a good sign. but he's always like "madame, the way you're dressed is so beautiful!", "oh, you're so canon on this picture", "you're so beautiful!". and he shook my hand yesterday and i was like what. because he always goes on about how touching someone's hand is intimate. idk he was probably on steroids yesterday bc he was acting really weird. like he kissed the ice skating coach!!! ive never seen him kiss anyone! it was so weird. he was acting unhinged.

but anyway yeah, ice skating! i had my first ever private one-on-one lesson yesterday and it was so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like wowwww i was blown away, this coach is so good!

also i went to montreux with my oxford bestie and the video's up on youtube if you wanna check it out, we had such a good time and we're so annoying together i love it!

[mzannthropy]

When I was last talking to my mum on the phone, I mentioned Sherlock Holmes, bc I've been watching Elementary, and my mum said that she'd seen some eps and many other Sherlocks but that she's not a fan bc he's so crazy and unhinged, and I'm like, that's the point?

My mum does have unfortunately boring taste sometimes.

[cupidhaos]

hello ive been reading ur smaus and firstly: theyre bomb as fuck, and i luv em. theyre so gooood + the plotline is GREAT with just enough unhinged to make it fun. secondly: theyre so funny that ive been laughing intermittently in my room so loudly that my mum walked in and asked me wtf i was laughing at but i couldnt tell her it was ur smaus <3 thank u for them! hope ur well + hope to see u arnd again on tumblr soon 🫶🫶🫶 big luv frm user cheolful

.... ps the fuck i saw that one ask ab being ooc, and can i j say that anon has no taste and doesnt know how to have fun and should unclench!

HAHA thank you user cheolful whenever anyone tells me my aus are funny i kick my feet a little bc its just my sense of humor im trying to project LOL ! thank YOU for reading them and appreciating my works!! ive been well (ish) recently and i wanna come back on tumblr more frequently maybe like a monthly post or something 💀 but yeah the anon who said my ask was ooc was unhinged LOL it was like my first real negative comment and my ass just went radio silent afterwards HAHA but yeah idk im just a girl trying to write silly little fics and love n appreciate u so much <3