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cosmicourple · 13 days
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Feral! Logan in Scogan ship this, animalistic protectiveness! Logan in Scogan that- NO‼️‼️‼️ FERAL! SCOTT IN SCOGAN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ APESHIT! SCOTT LETTING LOOSE IN ORDER TO PROTECT &/OR RESCUE HIS STINKY BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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ch3rr13zk1n · 3 months
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okay blud.
Anyways my cool art of Slimyim and Jimmy from REGRETEVATOR!!! (click for higher quality)
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i am the ultimate procrastinatinator (i was originally drawing Wallter and Mark as that one tom and jerry image of the both of them on the train tracks but decided to go off the rails for the sake of implied ship art)
please like and reblog or smth or I'll uhh get your friends and family addicted to wet cement!! 😡😡😡😡
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smallandangry24 · 15 days
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So disappointed that the Scott/Logan ship is called Scogan. Clearly a missed opportunity for SlimJim
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SlimJim hater anon here. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry i get irrationally angry over things i dislike. Its just that this blog seemed like a good place for me to vent out my anger anonymously.
I don't like SlimJim. I don't like DreamWall or Jimmark.
But i was too harsh. And I'm sorry.
Looking back at previous confessions.. I cringe looking at them. And you guys might have too.
Those asks are not a reflection of who i truly am. They're just my dumb anger management issues getting the better of me
Ships don't always make sense to me. The best i can do is not be an asshole about it.
Not everything fits into the perfect logic i know.. Sometimes things can be for fun
I'm sorry.
I no longer want to be recognized as "the SlimJim hater anon."
I want a better nickname.
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paprikacheese · 2 months
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To that one person who hated the ship slimjim and the one person who reminded me of it
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Consider, just because it has a good(?) ship name; Slimjim (Slimyim x Jimmy)
slim jim is the name of a brand in america so i think it's funny
but tbh i could imagine jim being chill with... whatever the fuck slimyim is
probably just a platonic ship tbh because i'm a mark x jim ride or die
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cicaklah · 1 year
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Look I know I just wrote k/s but that does not mean I am not here for la'an noonien singh being happy for once in the musical episode, my girl deserves it.
(I know that k/s will never happen on snw and I am fine with this, literally this was what modern fandom was invented for, you can't invalidate our foremothers like that. I do not want it to happen. Let them be who they are. I want to see what happens to change Spock from this guy having an emotional rumspringa back into most Vulcan dude ever.)
(also I love slimjim and am enjoying this baby Kirk is a woman respecter good at his job dude...who definitely fucks. Like he also wants to fuck the ship yes, but human womens and beers are also good.)
(though man "youngest first officer" when man looks as 40 as he is. When will the modern trek casting team remember you cast younger for older??? This is baby Picard all over again.)
(also I love la'an for many reasons but mostly Christina Chong was fucking Jessica pava and an important part of Poe damerons crew in the star wars movies that should have happened. Yavin 4 base fics forever. Also la'an is lovely and I love her.)
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cursedyakuzaphotos · 5 years
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Hi! You're cool and the fact that you have p r o b l e m a t i c s h i p s *cough cough*, oh what was that? Anyway- is even cooler :p Keep yourself up my cursed dudem! Shimajima shippers uni- ok maybe that's a bit too far!
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Okay Uhh Thanks my man???? I should probably go on record and say I don’t really ship anything in Yakuza??? (More in the tags) And I have NO fuckin idea wtf a ShimaJima is?????? I’m gonna assume your trying to say shimjim, so here’s Shimano as Slimjim for your troubles. I’m not hip with the kids, I only play Yakuza 0 cause i’m busy with Carboy Fantasy rn.
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myxmentrashblog · 6 years
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I Demand a Recount
On whatever vote the fandom took to name the Scott x Logan ship "Scogan" , because I just learned that some people use "Slimjim" and it's clearly superior.
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ssunsxt · 6 years
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Do you ship sunsip slimjim with twinkle spronkle or stoplight globber
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cosmicourple · 9 days
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idk dark fantasy! Scogan where Logan is a wandering eldritch-y! magic-fugitive, his ‘mutation’ (AKA in this world, natural-born magic) having well, mutated & caused their body to become a barely self-contained black swirling mass of dark matter & ash that smells of rotten flesh hidden under his tattered robe AND Scott being a part of this worlds wild magic friendly/wizard-y X-men + a former cult ‘raised’ child that was almost turned into a Supernatural weapon & as a consequence, is constantly running into life &/or soul-threatening danger bc hey, he’s already had his mind & body almost completely collapse into each other in a botched ritual attempt, why should he care about self-preservation now??????
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ch3rr13zk1n · 8 months
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Alright its introduction time
Im CHERRIEZKIN! Please never fucking call me Chez ever EVER again. I dont wanna be associated with that oc anymore.
I mostly don't wanna actually smile IRL and just stay with a neutral expression. However i do like memes and things i enjoy. I just hate my emotions that's all! Also if you catch me being an awful person PLEASE tell me.
I tend to also get sorta uncomfortable with people being confused by my stuff or someone seemingly not in the same fandoms as me liking my stuff as it sorta makes my brain explode and PANIK!!! Not like you can't enjoy my stuff when you don't know shit about the stuff i like but it sorta makes me think some random adult or teenager just came across my stuff
And i occasionally make weird jokes about fictional characters (sorry about that I'm possibly hypersexual.) but i don't wanna see NSFW TOO often so purely NSFW accounts.... don't even like a single post of mine at all plz :3 (unless you make NSFW of characters i like like..... Heheh. Not really but really)
Also I'm a minor!!!!!!! Never forget that!
Sorry about the suggestive and NSFW jokes i have no idea why but sometimes i just have the urge to say that publicly on the internet. Maybe that furry fetish game i found when i was nine really did fuck me up badly. Also i password locked cherrysimpingtime for the sanity of the Wallter fans. D:
also here's the other apology for the suggestive and NSFW stuff
Anyways i got some interests like Solarballs, Shovelwares brain game (Ish since my intrest dried up a little), Captain underpants, The youtube shorts arg, Vocaloid (Ish), Undertale , SMG4, DHMIS, Alphabet lore, OMORI, FNF (Ish since the fandom sucked and a part of me refuses to go back there for my own mental health. However Vs Bob is here since its just my humor n stuff as an FNF mod), Bugbo (Ish since it got pushed aside by my other fixations), The amazing digital circus, Pretty blood, Art, BFDI, Object shows in general, Riddle school (Ish since the creator sucks and i only mentioned it here because i know what it is) REGRETEVATOR, Tally hall (ish), Vs Bob and etc
though i post about some fandoms more than others but it doesn't mean i don't like/don't know any fandom on this list that isn't mainly being posted about here
its just that i draw Wallter from REGRETEVATOR pregnant instead of talking about how Rinny from Pretty Blood is a fucking bitch because my fixations are in a constant war
i also have a Tiktok and a mostly abandoned Youtube account (don't look at certain posts on my tiktok you'll go blind)
Also this account is mostly full of shitposts, Memes, Reblogs and doodles so good luck finding high quality art here!! I don't put my own tags a majority of the time and don't even tag some of my posts with the art tag since I'm insecure and stuff. I do create a bunch of dumb shit like Wood Noise~ Bark Bark Dog Mannequins so maybe you can check stuff like that out if you like my shitposts.
Also Wallter is my favorite character and my heart cannot be put on a leash so i have a crush on that gayass
i respect the gay rep and its just that i got attracted because i don't fucking know (sorry)
I'm also a bit of a shipper and i ship Wallmark, Walljim/Jimwall, SlimJim, Skaterlight(maybe???) and etc. If you are uncomfy with any of the ships listed or literally want shippers of that stuff to get the fuck off your page then block me or tell to to leave your page
Also sometimes i don't read people's pinned posts and generally just reblog because that's sorta like a secondary more useful like button to me
i also had a bit of a tier list showing my opinions on the regret characters but that's kinda outdated and may not be fully reliable on my actual opinions on those characters however you should know that Wallter is.. According to my moots and other people... My comfort character, My favorite character and my fictional crush currently. He sorta means a bunch to me rn so don't potray them as a physical abuser or rapist.. Please. If you violate these boundaries then i may not hesitate to block you.
Actually.. Not just Wallter. ANY of my favorite characters.. Or maybe just any character in general unless its canon or smth and NOT romanticized. However i may not be able to tell which one is spreading awareness, a vent or just literal fetish/kink shit.
anyways that's all you need to know uhh have a weird image and stan Wallter on my page! (Not forcing dw)
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localocksmithnearme · 4 years
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My day got ruined when i saw SlimJim fanart.
You all are mocking me aren't you?
Just because i had A FUCKING OPINION.
There weren't even that many shippers of it that i knew of at the time.. Until i made a stupid confession and now PEOPLE LIKE IT MORE.
I just wanted to blow off a little steam on a confession.. And now you all treat me LIKE A CIRCUS!
I HATE YOU ALL.
WHY ARE ALL OF YOU LIKE THIS?!
"The height difference, SlimJim anon! Its yaoi!!" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
"I'm gonna ship Slimyim x glevil to piss off anon teehee!!" THATS EVEN FUCKING WORSE. WHAT WOULD THEY EVEN FIND IN EACHOTHER ANYWAY??
I HATE YOU ALL.. FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. YOU ALL TREATED ME LIKE A LOLCOW FOR EXPRESSING AN OPINION BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE SO SENSITIVE TO SOMEONE BEING DIFFERENT. JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT.
Sorry if i seem too irrationally angry even for ""SlimJim hater anon standards"". I just hate the fact this happened and i hate this more than SlimJim.. Which says alot.
Yours truly, "SlimJim Hater anon."
i need to give myself another anon nickname..
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spacefaringviking · 7 years
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Operation: MORDOR (sequel to 'Between a Lion and a Woodchipper')
(A bit of a long one, this time!)
Honorable Kirta shifted in his seat uncomfortably. Only [3 months] had passed since the Thanatari had begun their siege on the border of his Empire’s space, and only [two weeks] since his friend, Thiru, had stared down the barrel of a human magpulser… and lived. And now, here he was, on the border of the [Perseid-VII Beta] system, commanding a fleet of his fellow Iri'jiij.
And he was floating, shields and weapons unpowered, staring down the barrel of a Thanatari capital ship.
As bait.
His antenna flared backward and folded down as his helmsman broke the silence of the bridge.
“Honorable Kirta, sir. They hail us.”
“Respond, on an open channel. Broadcast their transmission to our guests… quietly.”
“Private channel open. Encryption runtimes are active. Patching them through.”
The screen went black, save for two pinpricks of reflected light. Were they stars?
No. He was staring into the coal-dark eyes of a Thanatar. His chitinous cranium split down the middle, revealing a horrific maw of fourteen fingerlike mandibles, each with rows of black, serrated teeth along the inside and tips, receding into an ash-gray glistening throat-hole lined with teeth.
It croaked and gurgled, cracked and chuffled, as it gulped and clucked out its guttural language in frightening baritone. As the screen compensated for the darkness of the other ship, it revealed the addressing Thanatar in all of its horror in sickening resolution.
“Translation software working.”
The image faded to gray momentarily, as white text scrawled across the screen, translating the morbid gibberish into comprehension.
‘0-230-76’.
Those were the co-ordinates of his homeworld.
‘You and your kind will pay the flesh-penance. Your pain and suffering will be as unfathomable and be as endless as the Black of All. So shall it be, by glory of the Dead-King. I shall be the vanguard of your oblivion, and shall bathe and please myself with your flesh. So it shall be, by the Living Death of the God-Queen.’
Kirta stared blankly at the screen, as the message sunk in.
Boots thudded behind him, announcing the presence of his guest on the ship.
General Haverson crossed her arms in her pressure suit, scowling at the Thanatar on the widescreen through her visor.
“Well, aren’t you a fugly bitch,” she snorted.
The Thanatar drew its head back, surprised at the human’s appearance, unsure whether to take her remark as an insult or a complement.
Haverson pressed a button on her neck.
“Giles, what did you get?”
A gruff, almost sadistic voice came over the comm, a deeper human voice.
“Everything we need, General. Thank you.”
Haverson craned her sinewy neck over to Kirta, her eyes boring into his head.
“Pull back your ships.”
“Aye,” Kirta squeaked.
He ordered for the retreat of his ships, just as the Thanatari ship charged its weapons and fired.
Kirta braced for death. But [ten seconds] passed. He opened his eyes and looked out the window. The Thanatar ship and fleet was gone, replaced by a slate-gray wall, with hot blue suns staring back at him.
He didn’t take the time to wonder. He brought his ship about and around, and watched as brilliant blue flashes, hundreds, exploded into life and faded as quickly as they came, replaced by hulking human destroyers, cruisers, carriers, and three Dreadnoughts. He watched in split awe and horror as the fleet kept spilling in, as if some wrathful deity had uncorked a gigantic bottle of swarming insects, poised in anger and spite, aching for the kill.
The aft camera captured the horror of human combat; the black spindly Thanatar ships broke off the battlecluster and spread out as human ferroplaser beams cut through them like a blade through flesh. Their dark hulls welted and bloomed as they boiled away in white-hot fury. Metal vapours and sections of ship clouded space and plunged the battle into the fog of war.
Kirta was awestruck, glued to the screens. He watched as a diamond ship launched missiles in batteries and droves at the nearest Thanatar capital ship. But they never exploded.
He looked up to the General. “Are your missiles defective?”
“No. Boarding parties.”
“You–you’re boarding that vessel??”
“Yes.”
Kirta was awestruck. He continued watching, dumbfounded by the humans’ reckless bravado.
After [ten minutes] of combat, he watched in awe as the Thanatar capital ship began firing at its allied vessels. Between the human Dreadnoughts igniting the other capital vessels into miniature stars with their muon lasers, and the now-captured Thanatar vessel mopping up the remaining supplicant vessels, the fleet of ten-thousand ships was cinders in minutes.
The human boarding craft, after a moment’s respite, swarmed away from the capital ship, much like flies sated from a fresh corpse. Soon after, the ship bloated and blew apart in a brilliant blooming flash, and joined the other ships in a silent glowing graveyard, floating aimlessly in the cold vacuum of space.
“General Haverson, we have the ship’s NAV data. Uploading to Fleet-net now,” croaked out a dark voice.
“Very good. Your commandos, as per the norm, performed flawlessly. My compliments, Commander Fawkes,” Haverson returned, beaming with pride.
“You flatter me, ma'am. Fawkes out,” the voice replied.
Haverson clicked off her comm and turned to Kirta.
“That’ll be all from you, for now. You will report to Epsilon Eridanus for your next batch of orders at 2350.”
“O-orders? But I’m–”
“Not anymore, you’re not,” she snipped, cutting him off. “Your buddy talked us into a deal, but with a catch. You work for us, now. Welcome to the Ecumene, buggy, and the Third ring of Hell.”
“Oh,” Kirta chirped.
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Sukin tapped down the hall of the human battlecruiser Sathanna, his helmet chafing his palps. He hated wearing suits, but he had little choice in the matter, as humans kept their warships unpressurized and vented of any atmosphere. 'For safety’, they told him, amused at their answer. The only gravity and pressure offered to anyone onboard was the maglocks of their boots and the seals of their suits, or their resting chambers, which doubled as a cryo-pod. As crazy, and 'orcish’ as he found apt to describe them in their tongue, they definitely thought things through.
He began unlocking the door before him, just as it opened of its own accord. On the other side of the door hulked a Q'iri in a human-made powersuit. Blue viewports and bulky, reinforced respiratory tubes snaked down its long, thick neck where its eyes and spiracles were located, respectfully. At the top of its neck was a small bulb where its mouth was.
“My apologies,” it grunted, as it shuffled out of the way for Sukin.
“My thanks,” he replied, as he bowed politely and tiptoed through and out of the way, allowing the nine-foot-tall gracile giant to pass through, walking on back-bent legs and powerful arms and knuckles through the door before it slammed shut.
He walked down the labyrinthine halls until he arrived at the habitat block he had been assigned; V-7, barracks and home among the stars of Gamma Team.
The door opened to reveal three humans shouting amongst themselves in raucous laughter and vulgar jokes. They all stopped and looked at him. One scowled and went back to staring at the cards in his hand. The other two began walking towards him, hands on their hips, strutting towards him in an awkward, drawling gait.
“Another jiij. Great,” the female one muttered.
“Yo jiij, what’s your name?” The card-player crowed.
“Jiij? I am sorry, it is Iri'jiij, what you are calling me is not appro–”
“I don’t give a fuck. Don’t correct him,” the darker human barked.
Sukin straightened up and crossed his smaller arms As he saluted with one larger arm, straight and diagonally up. “I am Sukin-of-Starlit-Sand. I have been assigned to your unit, and I am reporting for duty,” he replied.
The pale one playing cards with himself laughed. “Watch out, Slimjim. The jiij is a Nazi,” he chuckled.
“So, Sukin-a-Dick, you thought it’d be funny to throw up a Nazi Salute to a black man?” he said, as he cracked his knuckles.
“What? Nat-si? I-I-I did not mean offense! I swear by my brood-mother!” Sukin bumbled, raising his hands in surrender.
“Look, now he’s French,” the female chuckled, “Poor little jack can’t figure out what the Hell he is.”
The dark one, 'Slimjim’, relaxed and began laughing. He slapped Sukin on the back. “Relax, jiij. We’re givin’ you shit. I’m James Downey, the hot chica over here is Taretha Ho, and short-pale-and-mysterious over there is Red Wilson. Call me Slimjim,” he finished.
“I’m Scrub,” replied Taretha.
“And, you guessed it, I’m Red,” Wilson replied.
Suddenly the door behind Sukin opened, and a human officer stepped through, followed by two fellow Iri'jiij and the Q'iri from earlier.
“You must be Sukin,” he said, reaching out with a hand to shake his. “I am Sergeant Hartford. This is Gurik-of-Moonlit-Splendor and Ferti-of-Droning-Song. The Q'iri is Khaam. Callsigns are Gizmo, Echo, and Bulk respectively. You can call me Sarge.
Welcome to Gamma Team.
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End… for now.
Submission by @bartwelchii
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