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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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small penises are good. they are loveable and wonderful and human. and yes they can be sexually attractive and people with small penises can be good at sex. but no one needs to be good at sex to "make up" for having a small penis. i ❤️ small penises i ❤️ large clitorises i ❤️ people who don't give a fuck about fitting their body into either category. the human body is infinitely incredible and defiant of our arbitrary rules and categories and inherently valuable no matter its form hurrayyyy

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"why are you following a pro shipper" so I can get better at shipping? How am I supposed to improve my meta if I'm only watching amateur plays. I'm trying to hit nationals next month

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I am generally anti-censorship, but I think it might be best to leave the Epstein files alone, I'm not sure people are ready for what's in them. Remember, Epstein wasn't just into human trafficking, he also spent time with physicists such as Stephen Hawking.

Tell me, have you watched the Doctor Who episode "Extremis"? And are you familiar with something called "simulation theory"?

I suspect that Epstein found evidence that strongly suggests we live in a simulation. This is why multiple Administrations, Democrat and Republican, in the USA have kept it secret.

Even people who said they would reveal it, the moment they read what was in it, they changed their minds. Insane as it may sound, I think maybe Epstein DID take his own life, or at least didn't put up a fight when Bill Clinton arrived to silence him. I think he couldn't live with what he learned.

i have not watched extremis, no, im familiar with simulation theory though! also im happy to see you've rediscovered my tumblr after mostly reply guying on twitter lately

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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

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i think we should extend a little more grace to people who were indoctrinated who have realized their way of thinking is wrong/harmful/problematic and are now doing the work to unlearn large portions of their belief system

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Things that shouldn't be a hot take but for some reason is:

Giving your money to a nazi tells them that you support them for being a nazi, and also to the people who nazis want dead.

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* do you think some pippins stim by spinning their head around like in their attack animation

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i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard “thanks have a nice night” and he responded with “you too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...” and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since

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You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

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the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!