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You: Bruce is actually going to start renovating Wayne Enterprises!
Dano!Riddler: Right. Totally.
Dano!Riddler: You guys should break up
You: What-
Dano!Riddler: Nothing. Hey, the news is back on!
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A Round Door Like a Porthole, Lazarus Green Pt. 1 (you're here) Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4
Wayne Enterprises didn’t really need a small business specializing in “ecto-weapons” invented by self-purported ghost hunters, but S.T.A.R. Labs tipped Lucius Fox off that Lex Luthor was trying to buy an obscure little company in Illinois, and thwarting Luthor was always worthwhile. Now Tim just had to figure out what to do with all the equipment and the concerningly large arsenal of guns and things that looked like normal household items but seemed to have other, horrific purposes. He would have laughed at the way they slapped “Fenton” in front of every invention name (do ghost hunters really need a Fenton thermos? Won’t a normal thermos keep their coffee hot just as well? Are ghosts like trout, to be caught with a Fenton Ghost Fisher which just looks like a normal fishing rod but glow-in-the-dark. And what the fuck even is a Fenton Peeler!?), but he thought with some chagrin about the batarangs, batmobile, and everything else that had “bat” as a prefix in the batcave.
However, of all the things Tim hadn’t expected to find when he flew out to do an inventory of assets after they bought the business sight-unseen, a portal generating a Lazarus Pit in gaseous form was probably at the top of his list. He didn’t even know that Lazarus water could change states from a liquid to a gas like that. Maybe there actually was something to the whole ghost thing. He supposed that it made sense for ghosts to exist, after all Deadman was part of Justice League Dark. Speaking of. . . he should see if Bruce could call in someone from JLD to assess things. He was feeling decidedly out of his depth.
John Constantine did not like to consult for mega corporations like Wayne Enterprises, but Batman had specifically requested he go check something out and he figured, where's the harm?
There.
There’s the harm.
It turned out the “thing” he’d been called in to look at is a machine that can tear open a stable portal into the Infinite Realms. That is not something that should be possible. That is not something technology should be capable of achieving. That is definitely not something that should exist. Bloody hell, what had the Bats roped him into!?
This really should have been Zatana’s job. Or Deadman’s. Hell, Raven or Secret would be preferable. Because John would prefer not to be dealing with this. In fact, he would prefer to be back in literal Hell than deal with the crazy shit in the Infinite Realms. Could John handle demons, archangels, and even gods? Yeah. He can bind or exorcize most supernatural threats. Does that mean he relishes the idea of going toe to toe with heavy hitters from the Infinite Realms? Absolutely not.
Some beings who lived there were just little blob ghosts made from ectoplasm and emotion. Some were the restless undead who could not or would not cross over to their afterlives. And some were the embodiments of concepts like nature, destructive weather, and dreams. He wasn’t sure where Death fit into the Realms, whether she ruled or visited, or if it was actually just an extension of her, but he didn’t really want to find out. There were many things John could defeat. Death wasn’t one of them. And now he was looking at a portal into a realm where the living were not meant to be.
Danny hadn’t returned to Fenton Works since graduating high school. It turned out that he was less anxious when he was not living with people who fantasized about “tearing him apart molecule by molecule” and thought that discussing their plans to dissect him (although he maintained that it would be a vivisection since he’s only half dead) made for fascinating dinner conversation. Who would have thought that his constant stress, anxiety, and insomnia were caused by environmental factors? He’d been unpacking things with a very nice therapist his sister helped him find, and seen great improvements in his mental health. It really helped that she was dead too, and unlike Spectra she didn’t feed off the misery of her patients.
Danny hadn’t intended to ever return to Fenton Works, but when Jazz told him that Jack and Maddie sold their life's work to Wayne Enterprises and a multibillionaire playboy was about to have unfettered access to the Ghost Zone, he was. . . concerned. To say the least. And that was why he was in the middle of doing some light sabotage when Tim Drake-Wayne and a guy in a trenchcoat who reeked of cigarette smoke entered the basement lab. It’s why he was hiding under the Specter Speeder removing the ecto-engine, and there to overhear the conversation that followed.
“So, am I right in thinking that’s a Lazarus Pit?” Tim asked Constantine.
The older man stared at the portal, then at Tim, then at the portal for an uncomfortably long time. Then he pulled out a flask and drained half its contents before saying, “Yes and no. That is basically the same substance as the pits, but I think that this does something else entirely. It seems like this machine basically functions as a summoning circle, but instead of pulling one entity from one side to the other, this is just an open doorway that is perpetually pulling in anything or anyone who gets within its sphere of influence.”
“That doesn’t sound like a good thing, John.”
“It’s really not,”
“So what does that mean, is it like a blown hatch in space causing rapid depressurization?” Tim felt a little ill at the thought. “What is it even pulling into our world?”
“No, no. Nothing so dramatic as that. It’s more like, hm, so the way summoning circles work is they invite or compel a specific entity to manifest, by basically making a one-way magical portal for them. This portal is kinda like an invitational summoning, which entices, but doesn’t force anyone to enter. Usually a summoning will have a purpose though, and the being you summon will be offered a deal. If this is doing what I think it is and pulling citizens of the Infinite Realms through and leaving them on this side without a contract or direction, they’re probably getting pretty frustrated and causing havoc. It’s like offering someone a job in another country so they have to get a visa and uproot everything, only to get off the plane and find an empty office, no housing, and no paycheck.” John lit up a cigarette and took a drag.
Tim wrinkled his nose, but knew from long experience that it wasn’t worth it to argue about American tobacco restrictions in the workplace with Constantine, especially while the man was doing him a favor. Also, the man looked like he really needed either a cigarette or another drink, and he’d prefer second hand smoke to a drunk sorcerer. “So then why hasn’t this town been overrun by these beings from the Infinite Realms?”
“Good question kid, but what I really want to know is how is this portal staying open? Really, how was it opened in the first place is the most pressing issue.” John mused.
Tim had already located the blueprints for the portal while waiting for Constantine, but either the Fentons had intentionally falsified the documents to seem plausible just long enough to make off with the money, or he just didn’t understand enough of the interaction between physics and the occult to comprehend how the portal could possibly function.
He flipped back through the blueprints while the blond man sat cross legged in front of the swirling green portal and his low, distracted mutterings took on the cadence of a chant. The curl of smoke from his lit cigarette unfurled into some kind of spell array, and began to glow. Huh, maybe Tim shouldn't be too quick to judge him for tobacco misuse. Tim triple checked the flat file for any more information about the portal, and came up empty handed.
John, meanwhile, kept chanting as the magical array grew and spread to encompass the entire entrance to the portal. At last he stopped speaking and stood up, stepping back to double check his work. “Alright, Drake. You might wanna close your eyes for this one. It’s gonna be bright,” he said, popping his cigarette back between his lips. Then he stepped forward and blew a mouthful of smoke on the center of the array. The smoke caught against the softly glowing lines, pushing them until they floated back and collided with the nebulous green swirls and, despite Tim closing his eyes, flashed so incandescently white he could see them through his eyelids.
“OW! Fuck!!” John clutched his face, pressing the heels of his hands to his eyes. “I’m doubling my consulting fee,” he grumbled under his breath.
“You alright?” Tim asked, blinking spots out of his vision.
“Yeah, yeah. Just give me a sec.” He too was blinking now. “That was not supposed to be so bright.”
“I’m assuming it worked though.”
“It had bloody well better ’ave worked.” The older man squinted at the slightly dimmer lines which still shone painfully bright against the green. “Oh. Yeah, that worked. Fuck. . .”
“What?” Tim looked on in alarm as Constantine pressed a hand over his mouth.
“Oh man. What wanker did you say created this portal?”
“Presumably Drs. Madeline and Jack Fenton. Why?” He drew the last syllable out skeptically.
“Because, they opened this portal with a child sacrifice, and bound his death and all the lost life potential to their bloody machine to create a perpetual gateway to the Infinite Realms.”
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Okay, I really wanna see the batfam's reactions to meeting Blaise
Blaise: *lights a firecracker*
Dick: Got a permit for that?
Blaise: Yeah.
Blaise: *flips him the bird*
Dick: How original.
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Blaise: *pours gasoline around a warehouse*
Jason: Funny, I don't remember hiring any new arsonists lately.
Blaise: Stay back or I'll blow you up with the rest of this joint.
Jason: Been dead, done that.
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Blaise, throwing kindling in a pile: And done.
Tim: Nice pile you got there. But how are you gonna light it up?
Blaise: With my lighter, of course!
Blaise, patting their pockets: Wait.
Tim, pulling out the lighter: Looking for this?
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Blaise: *buying fireworks illegally*
Damian: *also buying fireworks illegally*
Blaise and Damian: *make eye contact*
Damian: I won't tell Batman if you don't.
Blaise: Deal.
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Blaise, into their comms: Charges are set. Waiting for the signal.
Duke: You called?
Blaise: Oh come on! You're not even on the night shift!
Duke: I couldn't sleep. By the looks of it, neither could you. What say we grab some Batburgers and talk about it.
Blaise: Fine, but only if you pay.
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Blaise: *holding a handful of gunpowder*
Cullen: *walks by and sneezes*
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Steph, into her comms, holding a beam over her shoulder: I cleared the civilians and secured the area. I'm just removing this huge beam so Gordon can get in.
Blaise: *sneaks behind her with a lighter*
Steph, turning around and hitting them: She's helping some kids find their parents.
Blaise: *stands back up*
Steph, turning around and hitting them again: I'll stick around to gather witness statements.
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Blaise: *grilling hot dogs on their balcony*
Cass: *drops in*
Blaise: Woah, I don't want any trouble. I'm just making dinner.
Cass: *stands there*
Blaise: You want one?
Cass: *nods*
Blaise: *hands her a hot dog*
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Blaise: Excuse me, I need help finding a book.
Barbara: Sure, what's it called?
Blaise: Advanced Arson and Fire-Related Crimes.
Barbara: Is it for school?
Blaise: ...Sure.
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Blaise: *plants a time bomb*
Harper: *swaps it out*
Harper: *puts the real one in their bag*
Blaise: *puts the bag in their car and drives away*
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Blaise: *lights a candle*
Carrie: Happy birthday to me!
Carrie: *blows it out*
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Blaise: *kicks a flaming dumpster can at Kate*
Kate: *kicks it back*
*dumpster runs over and flattens them*
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Blaise: *fighting Helena*
Helena: *takes his lighter*
Helena: *lights an arrow on fire*
Helena: I'll give you a three-second head start.
Blaise: *sighs and starts running*
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Blaise: With this lightning rod extension, I'll ignite Wayne Tower and burn it to the ground!
Luke: That's assuming lightning even hits.
Blaise: This is the tallest thing in the city.
Luke: Yeah, but the forecast only calls for a ten percent chance of thunderstorms tonight.
Blaise: Oh. I'll just be taking this down then...
Luke: You do that.
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Blaise: Well, Flamebird, let's see how you do against this!
Blaise: *throws a Molotov cocktail*
Bette: *catches it*
Bette: Dude, you didn't even light it.
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Blaise: *steeps his tea for too long*
Alfred, halfway across the city: *wakes up in cold sweat and grabs his rifle*
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Blaise: *dips a bedsheet in an oil drum*
Selina: You know, black's really not your color. I see you as more of a dark brown and evergreen kind of person.
Blaise: I'm going to destroy the fashion district and take everything they have.
Selina: Cool, bring me a Versace bag.
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Blaise: *blows up the Batmobile*
Bruce: *pulls out adoption papers*
Blaise, who is 26 and has a family: ...
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Day 2 Gifts
Eight more amazing gifts for Day 2! Head to the Collection to check them out, and view the Release Schedule to see what’s in store!
We also have a handy Commenting Guide to help our Giftees with showing their Giftors some love. And now, here’s today’s works:
I Will Not Love You (But I Can, Somehow) for syrennetim
Dick Grayson/Jean-Paul Valley Rated T, No Archive Warnings Enemies to Lover, Jean-Paul as Batman Dick hates Jean-Paul. The only problem with that is that he loves him too. Or, Azrael murders someone and Dick helps Jean-Paul cover up his crimes.
Black, White and Red for Murmeloni
Harvey Dent/Jason Todd Rated G, No Archive Warnings Art
Call Me Hot (Not Pretty) for Shenanigans
Cissie King-Jones/Cassie Sandsmark (Young Justice Universe) Rated G, No Archive Warnings First Kiss, Gay Panic, Getting Together Cassie’s day had been anything but quiet and uneventful – it hadn’t even been eventful in the Young Justice way, just the Wonder Girl way, so subduing the sea monster on the docks had been entirely up to her. So, once she’d finished dealing with all that, one would really think her beloved team members may understand that she was exhausted and achy and not moving from her position on the couch for at least the next century, but no. Apparently not. Or; Fellas, is it gay to lovingly cradle your best friend’s face while you help them get something out of their eye
carve your name into my arm for FleetSparrow
Clark Kent/Selina Kyle Rated M, No Archive Warnings Trans Clark Kent, BDSM The thing is, Selina knows how to read people. She knows what they want and more importantly, she knows when they're lying to her. And that's the thing about this unassuming nerd hunched on her couch; he is lying to her. And he is dangerous. But he doesn't feel like a threat.
And Alan Makes Three for BookofOdym
Sanderson Hawkins/Henry King Jr, Henry King Jr/Alan Scott, Henry King Jr/Sanderson Hawkins/Alan Scott Rated E, No Archive Warnings Voyeurism, Light Dom/Sub Hank is dating Sandy. Hank is sleeping with Alan. When Sandy catches Alan and Hank together, Alan takes it upon himself to teach Sandy just how to fuck a twunk like Hank properly.
Lightning Rod for dxncingquxxr
Dick Grayson/Roy Harper/Wally West Rated T, No Archive Warnings Angst with a Happy Ending, Canon Divergence Wally, lost in the Speed Force, watches as his boyfriends have drifted apart more than they ever had before. He needs them together to escape, but he's unsure if this timeline will allow it. Really, he should learn that he has unending faith in his partners for a reason. - Rebirth but Dick/Roy/Wally and also only about them
Genesis 2:23 for TaxiCabToOwTown
Kon-El | Conner Kent/Lex Luthor Rated T, Warning for Underage Omegaverse, Dubious Science Most alphas would probably chafe at working under another alpha, instincts bristling at the perceived submission. Mercy doesn't care--everyone in Metropolis has Mr Luthor's boot on their throat, she might as well get paid handsomely for it. She could do without watching Mr Luthor throw scent at Superman and have it just slide off and Superman's poorly acted responses, but she guesses that's how they ended up here, in this subterranean lab.
Where the Light Shines Through for Ferox
John Constantine/Bruce Wayne Rated E, No Archive Warnings BDSM, Haunting Batman gives Constantine a severe look. “I asked you to meet me for your magical expertise. If you're too compromised to work, I’ll ask someone else.” “I'm fine. It's just a mild Drop. Which I tried to fix, by the way, but unfortunately it's impossible to get decent coke in your town. You should really lay off those poor, hardworking cartels. Anyway—” John crushes the butt of his cigarette under his heel, “—you said your friend needed help?” “Not my friend. A League benefactor.” Ha. John is smart enough to connect the dots. “Bruce Wayne’s got ghosts? Shocker.”
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(gayroman, sorry lol using my main) this is important to Me. what do you think peter maldonado and sam ecklund's letterboxd top fours are
oh my fucking GOD. i have been waiting for this moment my whole life. EVERYONE BE QUIET. apologies in advance if i get a little lost along the way i have a lot of thoughts on the way they’d consume movies and the movies they’d love individually and together so…
i don’t think peter is a Total “film bro” but i do certainly think he enjoys the pretentious more than sam does. my list of movies that i deeply believe changed the trajectory of peter’s life includes: spotlight, american beauty, phantom thread, se7en, the social network, ex machina, nightcrawler, and gone girl. spotlight came out just before av happened and i think 15 year old peter was Never the same after that. he was like oh my god i Need to do this. personally i didn’t like american beauty but i think he’s the type that would be changed by it at least when he was very young. i think he went into phantom thread expecting to not care abt it much but left thinking abt it for days and days on end and probably saw himself in it a little. se7en because. come on tell me he Wasn’t speechless after seeing that shit. same with the social network. like what do you want me to say. i think ex machina because i just do i just think he’d like it. nightcrawler because. (gestures) come on. and gone girl because i have this funny idea that sam and peter watched that together and both left changed for veryyyy different reasons. i think he’d also enjoy argo i forgot to mention that. but to answer the question of what would be in his top four… i’m gonna go with spotlight se7en nightcrawler and the social network… that feels right to me…
as for sam… i think sam has No tolerance for any of the shit peter enjoys. he’s not stupid by any means but he watches movies to have FUN ONLY!!! NONE OF THE BORING SHIT PETER LOVES!!! once on a whim i actually Did make sam’s letterboxd (ecklundmovies00 if anyone’s interested. i tell a story through that account it’s canon to me) and his actual letterboxd top four on there consists of: hot rod, the greatest showman, the lego batman movie, and spiderman 3. it just feels So right to me. it’s just true. honorable mentions to pitch perfect i think he’d love it very much and i believe he left 2018 forever changed after seeing love simon and call me by your name i think he certainly had a lot to unpack that year.
bonus thoughts i think they both force each other to watch movies the other Hates (peter often telling sam he doesn’t take things seriously and can’t recognize good cinema and sam complaining that peter hates fun and only loves boring shit.) however they do find some things they agree upon. one movie they can agree upon is clerks. peter likes it from a filmmaking standpoint and sees it as admirable since it was made on such a low budget and sam likes it because he thinks it’s funny and kind of wishes he could be randal. one of the Greatest truths i’ve decided on is that their one joint cinematic voice is the movie hot rod. it’s so shitty and yet anytime they need to distract themselves from the world they turn it on they’ve seen it together easily 15+ times. because of this they were also some of the only supporters of popstar: never stop never stopping when it came out. documentarians have to support documentarians! i also think they watched all of sherlock together and had a massive obsession with it they were using that av room to pick apart tjlc I KNOW IT! i also think they enjoyed seeing the most recent star wars trilogy and recent james bond movies together in theatres. i don’t know how much they enjoyed the movies themselves but they loved the ritual. but other than that there’s very little middle ground. can you tell i’ve been dying to talk abt this lmfao sorry. did that answer your question
#asks#i’ve put more thought into these characters than the creators at this point#i have a deep understanding of them. i know their truths#american vandal
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Holy hot rod, Batman! The LEGO group has put a new set up on their site that is sure to get fans of the 60s Batman excited. This new set is named LEGO DC Batman: The Classic TV Series Batmobile and is a model of the famous car featured in the iconic Adam West TV series. And I have to say that this set looks absolutely gorgeous! For my money, the 1966 version of the Batmobile is the coolest car ever and this set does it justice. Lego gives a description of their model: LEGO DC Batman: The Classic TV Series Batmobile (76328) is a collectible building kit for adult fans seeking a rewarding project to build and display. This creative gift for adults will appeal to Batman enthusiasts as well as anyone with an interest in 1960s pop culture. This eye-catching piece of DC Super Heroes memorabilia is inspired by the iconic Batmobile from the 1966 TV show. The vehicle features a molded windshield, rotatable wheels, authentic decorations and an opening trunk containing the Bat-Computer. A 1966-style Batman minifigure wearing his distinctive cape and cowl and holding his Batarang stands on a platform (the minifigure does not fit inside the car). For added convenience, a digital version of the set’s building instructions can be found on the LEGO Builder app. The LEGO Sets for Adults range delivers a rewarding and immersive escape for experienced modeling enthusiasts. - Batman collectible gift for adults – This buildable LEGO® DC recreation of The Classic TV Series Batmobile™ is designed with adult fans of Batman and 1960s pop culture in mind The vital statistics of this LEGO Batmobile set are: Price: $149.99 US/$199.99 Canadian/£129.99 UK/$249.99 Australia Set Number: 76328 Number of pieces: 1,822 Size: 19 in. (50 cm) long, 7 in. (18 cm) wide. and over 5 in. (14 cm) high Ages: 18+ Release Date: October 1, 2024 LEGO's web site stresses that this set as being for adults. It bears the age recommendation of 18 and older, and the site uses the phrase "Adults Welcome". Also, it refers to the set as a "gift for adult fans of DC Super Heroes". And this makes sense, as most fans of the classic TV show are much more likely to be adults. While children would likely be drawn to more modern versions of the Batmobile. Previously, LEGO has made two sets with the classic 1966 Batmobile. First came a somewhat smaller car that was included with the massive Batman '66 Batcave set. Also, LEGO more recently released a standalone Batmobile that was about the same size as the previous, but used a different design. However, compared to these, the new Batmobile is much larger and has a lot more detail. Some examples of the details are accurate labels, as just about every piece of Batman's equipment bore labels. Also, the trunk opens to reveal a Mobile Crime Computer (labeled as such, of course). Like many LEGO sets, the Classic TV Show Batmobile set includes a display plate showing information about the classic Batmobile. Also, it includes a minifigure of the Adam West Batman himself, with a gargoyle for him to perch on. However, this Batmobile is on a much larger scale than LEGO minifigures. So you can't place him in the driver's seat, but he makes a fine addition to a display of the LEGO Batmobile. While the LEGO Batmobile set comes out on October 1st, the LEGO Shop is already accepting preorders. So you can find the set at the LEGO Shop using one of the following links: United States Canada United Kingdom Australia Or you can visit the LEGO Shop website in your country or region.
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Hypothetically, let’s say that Eric from “A Little Porn Never Hurt Anyone” or Batman were to somehow get a girl pregnant and they have a son. Would the son grow up to have a big dick or have a small dick like their father? Let’s assume that the son grew up to have a big dick. What would the son say about his dad having a baby dick ?
Batman already has a biological son, and Damian is an absolute terror when it comes to flaunting his goods.
That said, Dami was already an adult by the time Bruce got his junk shrunk. Given the way Batman lore works, Bruce will probably have a few more secret sons come out of the woodwork before all is said and done. Their reactions would depend a lot on their personality and upbringing. Did they grow up at Wayne Manor after Bruce became Tim Drake's baby-dicked butt slut? If all they ever knew was the super subby version of Bruce, then they'd probably be a little embarrassed by him but not think too much of it.
Of course this circles back to the other part of your question. If the son was born after the dink shrink, you have to wonder what effect that would have on his children. Bruce was once super hung. He should in theory still have the big dicked genes, but the serum did some weird wild stuff to his physiology. For all we know, it could have changed his genes as well, meaning that Brucey boy is now passing on the baby dick genes to his children.
I'd imagine it's probably a bit of both. The real question is, would the big dick gene be dominant or recessive? For the sake of argument, I'm assuming it's the dominant gene in these hypothetical scenarios laid out.
As for Eric, he's happy, well paid, and very open about his tiny piece. It's his money maker, after all. If he had a son, that son would grow up seeing how happy and successful his dad is with his small rod, and would probably be very confused by the small dick jokes in the locker room. Especially if Eric Jr. ended up having measurements more akin to his dad before Eric Sr started his porn career. Junior upon getting to an age where he's sexual active would be in for a bit of a shock when he learns that so many people actually think is enormous hog is super hot!
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Top 5 Bill Paxton roles, Val Kilmer roles, and Bill Hader roles? (Since that's the theme I went for your birthday edits)
oooohhh!!!
Bill Paxton
SEVEREN!! (Near Dark)
Bill Harding (Twister)
Paul Andrews, my little freak lol (Mortuary)
Hudson (Aliens)
Morgan Earp <3 he’s in it for like 3 seconds, but I love Tombstone so much so I’m very biased 😭 (Tombstone)
Val Kilmer
Doc Holliday 😍😍😍 (Tombstone)
Chris Knight (Real Genius)
Nick Rivers, cutie 😭 (Top Secret!)
Madmartigan (Willow)
Bruce Wayne - I wish he was Batman for longer 🥺 (Batman Forever)
Bill Hader
Richie Tozier 🫶🏻 (IT Ch 2)
Aaron Conners - I hate Trainwreck, but he is my dream man shshshsjsh (Trainwreck)
Milo Dean (The Skeleton Twins)
Barry Berkman - genuinely his best performance (Barry)
Dave - himbo <3 (Hot Rod)
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My Favourite Movies (in order)
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Monty Python & The Holy Grail
The Thing
The Truman Show
Whiplash
The World’s End
Spirited Away
American Psycho
The Shawshank Redemption
Superbad
The Indiana Jones Quadrilogy (1/2,3,4)
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
The Dark Knight Trilogy (2, 3/1)
The House That Jack Built
Donnie Darko
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Howl’s Moving Castle
What We Do In The Shadows
Turbo Kid
Kung Fury
UHF
Equilibrium
Ghostbusters I & II
Napoleon Dynamite
Beetlejuice
Big Trouble In Little China
Spiderhead
Fight Club
π (1998)
The Princess Bride
Akira
Interface
Jacob’s Ladder
Oppenheimer
The Back to The Future Trilogy (1,2,3)
Bo Burnham: Inside & The Outtakes
Django: Unchained
What About Bob?
Renfield
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
Project X
Bullet Train
Perfect Blue
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
Knives Out (1,2)
The Batman
Spiderman: Into The Spider-Verse
Hardcore Henry
Dick Figures: The Movie
Johnny Mnemonic
Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy
Conspiracy Theory
Barbie
The Mitchells Vs. The Machines
Nightcrawler
Deadpool (1 & 2)
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of The Dead
There Will Be Blood
Black Christmas
Taxi Driver
Stranger Than Fiction
Knock At The Cabin
Watchmen
Palm Springs
Falling Down
Groundhog Day
The Crucible
Fargo
The Final Girls
Megamind
Monster House
Coraline
Edward Scissorhands
Joker
Rango
The Goonies
Hot Rod
Army of Darkness
Hush
Daniel Isn’t Real
Battle Royale
They Cloned Tyrone
The Whale
Under The Silver Lake
Corner Office
V/H/S/99
Scooby Doo (1 & 2)
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Austin Powers (1, 3, 2)
Redline
MFKZ
Society
Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Suicide Squad
Birds of Prey
Flushed Away
The Road to El Dorado
Sinbad: Legend of The Seven Seas
The Cable Guy
Catch Me If You Can
Over The Hedge
Lilo & Stitch
Nope
The Other Guys
Stand By Me
Juno
Ted 2
The Breakfast Club
Us
Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events
How To Train Your Dragon (1,3,2)
Chronicle
Amsterdam
Up
The Babysitter
Don’t Worry Darling
The Menu
Midsommar
Inkheart
Spaceballs
Slaughterhouse Rulez
Jumanji
Meet The Robinsons
Kronk’s New Groove
The Emperor’s New Groove
Hercules
Dragon Hunters
TMNT
The Lego Movie
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Skinamarink
Fresh
One Hour Photo
Perks of Being a Wallflower
Zathura: A Space Adventure
Paranorman
Push
Dredd
Nerve
Get Out
Zombieland
The Hateful Eight
Jojo Rabbit
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Pulp Fiction
Game Night
The Voices
No Country For Old Men
Masterminds
The Fear Street Trilogy (tied)
Cabin In The Woods
Scream
Ace Ventura (1 & 2)
#ALIVE
Die Hard
Memories Of Murder
The Face Of Another
Lord of The Rings Trilogy (1, 3, 2)
The Hitman’s Bodyguard
Paul
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Friday The 13th
Home Alone (1 & 2)
Last Night in Soho
The Matrix Trilogy (1, 2/3)
Lupin III: The First
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Blazing Saddles
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
The Village
Between Two Ferns: The Movie
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Cooties
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
The Babysitter: Killer Queen
Saltburn
They Live
This Is the End
My Neighbour Totoro
Inside (2023)
Pineapple Express
Free Guy
Tick, tick…BOOM!
Se7en
Jaws
Mortal Engines
Liar Liar
Monty Python & The Life of Brian
Looney Tunes: Back In Action
The Three Amigos
Reservoir Dogs
Johnny Dangerously
Goodfellas
Guns Akimbo
Psycho
Love and Monsters
Tucker & Dale vs Evil
Escape From New York
The Boogeyman
House On Haunted Hill
Monsters VS Aliens
Eighth Grade
Speed
Drillbit Taylor
Mystic River
Lake Mungo
The Interview
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Arthur And The Invisibles Trilogy (1/3, 2)
Spy Kids Trilogy (3, 2, 1)
Flight of The Navigator
The Hangover Trilogy (1, 2, 3)
Constantine
A Scanner Darkly
Police Academy
Happy Death Day
Freaks of Nature
Five Nights At Freddy’s
Death At A Funeral (2010)
Enemy
Ted
Ready Player One
30 Minutes or Less
Encino Man
Sky High
The Black Phone
Rocketman
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
Good Time
Undercover Brother
Scanners
We’re All Going To The World’s Fair
Escape From L.A.
The Haunted House
Absolutely Anything
Eternals
Big Fat Liar
Arachnophobia
Lucy
Possessor
Hancock
Repo! A Genetic Opera
The Green Knight
Space Jam
Eraserhead
Barbarian
Mr. Peabody & Sherman
The Dead Don’t Die
Inglorious Basterds
Willy’s Wonderland
Tusk
Game Over, Man!
Get Smart
Promising Young Woman
The Killing of a Sacred Deer
Idiocracy
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thanks Hot Rod Red Batman
In Endgame (2019) Tony Stark repeats the line "No amount of money ever bought a second of time", while just a hours beforehand he used his great resources as a bajillionaire to time travel and eventually, meet his dad again.
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animation faves
my faves from various anime & cartoons.
return.
vi — arcane
zuko, katara — avatar: the last airbender
jason todd — batman: under the red hood
train heartnet — black cat
renji abarai, rangiku matsumoto, ichigo kurosaki, kisuke urahara, yoruichi shihoin — bleach
giyuu tomioka, mitsuri kanroji — demon slayer
aladdin, belle, anna, flynn ryder — disney
shiki granbell, rebecca bluegarden — eden's zero
lucy heartfilia, mystogan, jellal fernandes, natsu dragneel, erza scarlet, sting eucliffe — fairy tail
rin tohsaka, archer emiya — fate / stay night
tohru honda, kyo sohma, hatsuharu sohma — fruits basket
edward elric, greed, ling yao — fullmetal alchemist
izumi miyamura — horimiya
kagome higurashi, sango — inuyasha
toge inumaki, yuji itadori, kasumi miwa, nanami kento — jujutsu kaisen
shoto todoroki, tamaki amajiki, keigo takami, eijiro kirishima, yu takeyama, shota aizawa — my hero academia
gaara, minato namikaze, sakura haruno, hinata hyuga, ino yamanaka, obito uchiha — naruto
yato — noragami
monkey d. luffy, trafalgar d. water law, nami, nefertari vivi, nico robin, yamato — one piece
genos — one punch man
tamaki suoh — ouran high school host club
leon s. kennedy — resident evil animation
pyrrha nikos, weiss schnee, blake belladonna, yang xiao long — rwby
elizabeth liones — seven deadly sins
obi — snow white with the red hair
peter b. parker, gwen stacy, miguel o'hara, hobie brown, miles morales — spider-verse
loid forger, yor forger — spy x family
soul evans, maka albarn, black star — soul eater
ahsoka tano — star wars
vax'ildan, keyleth — the legend of vox machina
bumblebee — transformers: animated
starscream — transformers: armada
hot rod/rodimus prime, bumblebee — transformers: generation 1
bumblebee, wheeljack — transformers: prime
pidge gunderson, allura — voltron: legendary defender
son hak —yona of the dawn
jason todd, roy harper, will harper, stephanie brown, zatanna zatara — young justice
yugi muto, yami/atem — yu-gi-oh! duel monsters
jaden yuki — yu-gi-oh! gx
yusei fudo — yu-gi-oh! 5Ds
botan — yu yu hakusho
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Good night everyone tomorrow is New Xmen 97,2 Episodes of Star Wars The Bad Batch,Family Guy,Deadpool,Godzilla Vs Mighty Morphin Power Rangers II,Xmen,Avengers,Venom,Immortal Thor,Shazam,Doctor Strange,Moon Knight,She Hulk,Captain America,Blue Beetle,Power Pack Into The Storm,IDW Sonic Fang The Hunter,TMNT Saturday Morning Adventures April Special,Usagi Yojimbo The Crow,Ranger Academy,Batman Scooby Doo Mysteries,Spiderman Shadow Of The Green Goblin,Birds Of Prey,Superman 78,and Archie And Friends Hot Rod Racing :D
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All the projects I have on my shelf
Note: I only work on the fandom I'm currently very interested in.
DC Dimensions
Aquaman: Bloodline [candidate for being scrapped]
Artemis: The Last Amazon
The Atom
Batman
Batman Beyond
Bloodsport: Santa Prisca
Blue & Gold [candidate for being scrapped]
Blue Beetle [candidate for being scrapped]
Blue Devil
Bluebird
Catwoman
Cheetah in the Wildlands
Cheetah's Curse [candidate for being scrapped]
Creature Commandos
The Creeper: Twisted Mind [candidate for being scrapped]
Cyborg & Beast Boy
Dark Trinity
Deathstroke
Donna Troy [candidate for being scrapped]
Doom Comes For Us All
Doom Patrol: World's Strangest
The Flash: Abigail Akana
The Flash: Runs in the Family
The Flash: Wally West
Frost
Gotham: Urban Legends [candidate for being scrapped]
Green Lantern Corps
Hawk and Dove
Hiro
The Hellblazers
Jonah Hex
Katana: Exile
Kung-Fu Fighters
Lobo [candidate for being scrapped]
Martian Manhunter [candidate for being scrapped]
Men from A.R.G.U.S. [candidate for being scrapped]
Metal Men [candidate for being scrapped]
Nightmaster
Nightwing
Plastic Man
Razer
Realm of Dragons
Red Tornado's Neighborhood [candidate for being scrapped]
Sandman: Dreams & Nightmares
Shazam [candidate for being scrapped]
Sideways
Static
Steel
Supergirl: Daughter of Krypton
Superman: New Dawn
Swamp Thing
Wild Dog
Wonder Woman: Legacy [candidate for being scrapped]
Grayskull Universe
Catra: the Feral Princess
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
She-Ra of Etheria
Vex Astro
Marvel Worlds
Ant-Man
Armored Adventures
Black Rose
Black Widow
Captain America
Carnage
Cyclops: Age of the Phoenix
Deadpool
Doctor Strange: Master of the Mystic Arts
Guardians of the Galaxy
Hawkeye
Knights of Wundagore
Loki: Exiled Prince
Morbius, the Living Vampire
Prowler
The Punisher
She-Hulk: Next Gen
Silk
Silver Sable
Spider-Man: Parker Industries
Spider-Man 2099: The New Age
Solo: Rogue Soldier
Thor
Venom
The Wasp
Wicked World
Witchcraft [candidate for being scrapped]
Wolfsbane & Hrimhari
The Wolverine
The Wolverine: Heir
The Wolverine: Kirika
Mutant World
Alopex
Kinoko
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Usagi Yojimbo: Reborn
Sonic World
Amy Rose
Babylon Rogues
Chaotix
Dreamscape
Gemerl
Knuckles
Sally Acorn
Shadow the Hedgehog
Silver & Blaze
Sonic the Hedgehog
Surge
Tangle & Whisper
Trip the Sungazer
Transformers: War Zones
Anode & Lug
Arcee
Bumblebee
Dinobots
Elita-One
Exodus [candidate for being scrapped]
Hot Rod
Knockout & Jetfire
Tales to Amaze
Note: If you have questions about any of these, feel free to ask.
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