#stefon to my seth

[libramooon]

⭐️??

Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden

Strange Days - The Doors

David Watts - The Kinks

The Creature from the Black Leather Lagoon - The Cramps

Lullaby - The Cure

[weekendcuckdate]

i feel so bad for rarely posting on here bc i'm mostly twitter-active so heres my edit of sethon to good luck babe! by chappell roan as compensation

[sillybarata]

This is for 4 people but I hope they really like this

[vaperarmand]

Seth meyers interviewing j smith-cameron: rpf is fine

no it's true he actually said that

[spinixster]

shitpost about how much I love fictional real life old men yaoi. art in bubble by me because I'm too lazy to draw more

[imlocalatbest]

New York’s hottest club is ✨block printing✨

This was yesterday’s project,,, I hated it last night but I love it today

[miistermee]

Dumbest fucking thing ever but I love their story ✌️😒

[stephaniejuhnay]

The way Seth says “now STEfon…”

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[arcanemoody]

Chapters: 5/6 Fandom: Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update (SNL) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Seth Meyers/Stefon, Seth Meyers & Stefon Characters: Stefon (Saturday Night Live), Seth Meyers, David Zolesky, Lorne Michaels, Kate McKinnon Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, Pansexual Character, Gay Male Character, Internalized Homophobia, Period-Typical Homophobia, (namely the 1990s and 2000s), Clubbing, Awkward Flirting, Christmas Party, Christmas Smut, Light BDSM, First Dates, First Kiss, First Time, Sex Club Summary:

Two-time Independent Spirit Award-winning screenwriter Stefon Zolensky makes the jump to writing (and, subsequently, performing) late night sketch comedy. The more bizarre (and best) things are yet to come.

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CHAPTER 5 is up! Stefon says “fuck your nostalgia trip.”

[libramooon]

Top 5 Bill Paxton roles, Val Kilmer roles, and Bill Hader roles? (Since that's the theme I went for your birthday edits)

oooohhh!!!

Bill Paxton

SEVEREN!! (Near Dark)

Bill Harding (Twister)

Paul Andrews, my little freak lol (Mortuary)

Hudson (Aliens)

Morgan Earp <3 he’s in it for like 3 seconds, but I love Tombstone so much so I’m very biased 😭 (Tombstone)

Val Kilmer

Doc Holliday 😍😍😍 (Tombstone)

Chris Knight (Real Genius)

Nick Rivers, cutie 😭 (Top Secret!)

Madmartigan (Willow)

Bruce Wayne - I wish he was Batman for longer 🥺 (Batman Forever)

Bill Hader

Richie Tozier 🫶🏻 (IT Ch 2)

Aaron Conners - I hate Trainwreck, but he is my dream man shshshsjsh (Trainwreck)

Milo Dean (The Skeleton Twins)

Barry Berkman - genuinely his best performance (Barry)

Dave - himbo <3 (Hot Rod)

[weekendcuckdate]

piece done by me based on that one riddlebat meme

[vaperarmand]

if i wrote a 100k fanfiction about david tennant and michael sheen being in a play together and then published that as original fiction titled something like “theater kids in love” would you guys read that / support me / love me / etc

[spinixster]

sethandy in 2024? yes

[rogersandclarke]

our stefon story

hey, seth! can i talk to you for a second? sure thing lorne, what’s up? great. so basically i’m a little worried about the st patrick’s day sketch. oh why is that, lorne?

by the way the writing style is like to recall clarice lispector, william s. burroughs, james joyce, and SHAKESPEARE. because it’s a play. and mindy kaling, because she wrote matt and ben.

oh why is that lorne? glad you asked. seth–your character–who is YOU–is not supposed to kiss stefon. you are supposed to kindly accept it but you are not supposed to kiss back. kiss back? i don’t think i kissed back. Yes you did. really? i didn’t think i was. like, i just was acting like seth meyers normally would. i’m supposed to be myself, right? look, that’s fine, but you can’t be too gay on tv. i already agreed to let you have the wedding next year, but we have to do it in the edit. seth meyers can’t show reciprocal affection on television, we have to gay-bait the audience!

wait, i just don’t understand. i was just sitting there. i didn’t kiss him. ummm yeah we’ll see about that. roll the tape!!!

(the tape plays and it shows seth and stefon making out for five minutes while the director yells cut and john mulaney taps them on the shoulder and asks them to stop. “this isn’t in my script,” he says with his broad nasal sound from st ignatius high school).

seth runs out of the building. “oh fuck!” he thinks. “i didn’t do that, did i?” he screams to the sky. I LOVE MY FIANCÉ! I KNOW SHE WILL GIVE BIRTH VERY FASR IN THE LOBBY, HOSPITAL, AND MY BATHRUB!

STEFON exits the theatre, and approaches seth

STEFON: Hey baby. are you okay?

SETH: No. Why are you calling me baby

STEFON: I always call you baby when we’re not on set. See?

STEFON shows SETH a voice memo on his phone.

STEFON (V.O.): Hi baby, I just wanted to send you a voice memo cause i’m walk to the club right now but i really think you should come through, because you would love the dancing lion drag show tonight. It’s at Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round. and the password is Row row row you boat. I love you baby I love dating you I want to get serious in this abandoned meat factory.

SETH: Oh god, the fucking meat factory.

STEFON: Are you remembering?

SETH: YES. IT HURTS.

STEFON: you always forget me, and i always have to remind you who we are.

SETH: …

SETH (Cont.): Do I love you?

STEFON: I don’t know.

STEFON puts his hands to his face. SETH grabs them and holds them.

SETH: I think I do.

30 Rockefeller Plaza gleams above them. Tourists gaze on

TOURIST: I love my new Iphone 3

STEFON and SETH stop kissing.

TOURIST: Hey Are you guys Sethon? Can I have an autograph?

SETH and STRFON nod. They grab the pen and sign a hundred dollar bill while holding the pen at the same time. they write MRS SETHON MEYERS <3

TOURIST NOW KNOWN AS GAY TOURIST: I love you guys, your romance is so special to the community. it made my dog less homophobic to me. she loves “your mother and i are separating.”

SETH: Thanks. I’m still learning. I actually haven’t left my woman yet, and I don’t intend to, But it’s okay.

SETH looks at STEFON.

STEFON: I guess so.

SETH: I don’t know what to do.

STEFON: I can’t blame you. I also have another boyfriend.

SETH: Did our lovemaking trip mean nothing to you?

They share a meaningful look.

STEFON: Let’s dance it out.

SETH: Toure right. let’s go to WEEE LITTLE BAAABY

[randomcinematicuniverse]

Happy 10 Years of Marriage to this beautiful couple! 💑❤️🎉

Ten Years of Seth and Stefon❤️

[pjharvey]

can you tell me all about this bc i have seen multiple mutuals start seth myers gay posting and idk what is going on

i got into it by sheer coincidence around the same time i think a bunch of other people did so i really don't know why this is a thing now but yeah there are theories. 1) seth meyers is in what appears to be a loveless marriage to a lot of people, i'd argue that considering that he tends to have a pretty civil personality and is a talk show host, stuff like publicly saying she doesn't like your sense of humor when asked about your spouse in interviews and then having to soften whatever you've just said for the audience or press is pretty damning 2) as a serial flirter-with-friends almost every interaction between him and andy samberg reads as that at the very LEAST to me. he's much more effusive about andy and how he's essentially his muse than about his wife. one can read into that if one so chooses. 3) my actual gateway to this was re-watching the infamous stefon clip recently where he kisses seth meyers and afterwards seth just blinks at the camera for an extended period of time before bill starts poking seth's thigh repeatedly to remind him to say his line (and it's really unusual for seth to have more trouble staying in character than bill in weekend update sketches). and an interview with bill hader where he says obvs i know stefon is fictional but i do get jealous when he interacts with other men now that i've left snl. he's pretty handsy with bill out of character too. i genuinely do think seth interacts with both bill and andy like a schoolgirl with a crush as someone who has been a schoolgirl with crushes in my time but i also acknowledge that i sound insane and you can take my word for this as much or as little as you choose