#stefon to my seth

[libramooon]

⭐️??

Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden

Strange Days - The Doors

David Watts - The Kinks

The Creature from the Black Leather Lagoon - The Cramps

Lullaby - The Cure

[weekendcuckdate]

i feel so bad for rarely posting on here bc i'm mostly twitter-active so heres my edit of sethon to good luck babe! by chappell roan as compensation

[sillybarata]

This is for 4 people but I hope they really like this

[spinixster]

sleepy sethon for j. k. simmons- I mean my birthday

[vaperarmand]

Seth meyers interviewing j smith-cameron: rpf is fine

no it's true he actually said that

[imlocalatbest]

New York’s hottest club is ✨block printing✨

This was yesterday’s project,,, I hated it last night but I love it today

[miistermee]

Dumbest fucking thing ever but I love their story ✌️😒

[stephaniejuhnay]

The way Seth says “now STEfon…”

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[libramooon]

Top 5 Bill Paxton roles, Val Kilmer roles, and Bill Hader roles? (Since that's the theme I went for your birthday edits)

oooohhh!!!

Bill Paxton

SEVEREN!! (Near Dark)

Bill Harding (Twister)

Paul Andrews, my little freak lol (Mortuary)

Hudson (Aliens)

Morgan Earp <3 he’s in it for like 3 seconds, but I love Tombstone so much so I’m very biased 😭 (Tombstone)

Val Kilmer

Doc Holliday 😍😍😍 (Tombstone)

Chris Knight (Real Genius)

Nick Rivers, cutie 😭 (Top Secret!)

Madmartigan (Willow)

Bruce Wayne - I wish he was Batman for longer 🥺 (Batman Forever)

Bill Hader

Richie Tozier 🫶🏻 (IT Ch 2)

Aaron Conners - I hate Trainwreck, but he is my dream man shshshsjsh (Trainwreck)

Milo Dean (The Skeleton Twins)

Barry Berkman - genuinely his best performance (Barry)

Dave - himbo <3 (Hot Rod)

[weekendcuckdate]

piece done by me based on that one riddlebat meme

[pjharvey]

can you tell me all about this bc i have seen multiple mutuals start seth myers gay posting and idk what is going on

i got into it by sheer coincidence around the same time i think a bunch of other people did so i really don't know why this is a thing now but yeah there are theories. 1) seth meyers is in what appears to be a loveless marriage to a lot of people, i'd argue that considering that he tends to have a pretty civil personality and is a talk show host, stuff like publicly saying she doesn't like your sense of humor when asked about your spouse in interviews and then having to soften whatever you've just said for the audience or press is pretty damning 2) as a serial flirter-with-friends almost every interaction between him and andy samberg reads as that at the very LEAST to me. he's much more effusive about andy and how he's essentially his muse than about his wife. one can read into that if one so chooses. 3) my actual gateway to this was re-watching the infamous stefon clip recently where he kisses seth meyers and afterwards seth just blinks at the camera for an extended period of time before bill starts poking seth's thigh repeatedly to remind him to say his line (and it's really unusual for seth to have more trouble staying in character than bill in weekend update sketches). and an interview with bill hader where he says obvs i know stefon is fictional but i do get jealous when he interacts with other men now that i've left snl. he's pretty handsy with bill out of character too. i genuinely do think seth interacts with both bill and andy like a schoolgirl with a crush as someone who has been a schoolgirl with crushes in my time but i also acknowledge that i sound insane and you can take my word for this as much or as little as you choose

[randomcinematicuniverse]

Happy 10 Years of Marriage to this beautiful couple! 💑❤️🎉

Ten Years of Seth and Stefon❤️

[spinixster]

shitpost about how much I love fictional real life old men yaoi. art in bubble by me because I'm too lazy to draw more

[vaperarmand]

if i wrote a 100k fanfiction about david tennant and michael sheen being in a play together and then published that as original fiction titled something like “theater kids in love” would you guys read that / support me / love me / etc

[rogersandclarke]

our stefon story

hey, seth! can i talk to you for a second? sure thing lorne, what’s up? great. so basically i’m a little worried about the st patrick’s day sketch. oh why is that, lorne?

by the way the writing style is like to recall clarice lispector, william s. burroughs, james joyce, and SHAKESPEARE. because it’s a play. and mindy kaling, because she wrote matt and ben.

oh why is that lorne? glad you asked. seth–your character–who is YOU–is not supposed to kiss stefon. you are supposed to kindly accept it but you are not supposed to kiss back. kiss back? i don’t think i kissed back. Yes you did. really? i didn’t think i was. like, i just was acting like seth meyers normally would. i’m supposed to be myself, right? look, that’s fine, but you can’t be too gay on tv. i already agreed to let you have the wedding next year, but we have to do it in the edit. seth meyers can’t show reciprocal affection on television, we have to gay-bait the audience!

wait, i just don’t understand. i was just sitting there. i didn’t kiss him. ummm yeah we’ll see about that. roll the tape!!!

(the tape plays and it shows seth and stefon making out for five minutes while the director yells cut and john mulaney taps them on the shoulder and asks them to stop. “this isn’t in my script,” he says with his broad nasal sound from st ignatius high school).

seth runs out of the building. “oh fuck!” he thinks. “i didn’t do that, did i?” he screams to the sky. I LOVE MY FIANCÉ! I KNOW SHE WILL GIVE BIRTH VERY FASR IN THE LOBBY, HOSPITAL, AND MY BATHRUB!

STEFON exits the theatre, and approaches seth

STEFON: Hey baby. are you okay?

SETH: No. Why are you calling me baby

STEFON: I always call you baby when we’re not on set. See?

STEFON shows SETH a voice memo on his phone.

STEFON (V.O.): Hi baby, I just wanted to send you a voice memo cause i’m walk to the club right now but i really think you should come through, because you would love the dancing lion drag show tonight. It’s at Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round. and the password is Row row row you boat. I love you baby I love dating you I want to get serious in this abandoned meat factory.

SETH: Oh god, the fucking meat factory.

STEFON: Are you remembering?

SETH: YES. IT HURTS.

STEFON: you always forget me, and i always have to remind you who we are.

SETH: …

SETH (Cont.): Do I love you?

STEFON: I don’t know.

STEFON puts his hands to his face. SETH grabs them and holds them.

SETH: I think I do.

30 Rockefeller Plaza gleams above them. Tourists gaze on

TOURIST: I love my new Iphone 3

STEFON and SETH stop kissing.

TOURIST: Hey Are you guys Sethon? Can I have an autograph?

SETH and STRFON nod. They grab the pen and sign a hundred dollar bill while holding the pen at the same time. they write MRS SETHON MEYERS <3

TOURIST NOW KNOWN AS GAY TOURIST: I love you guys, your romance is so special to the community. it made my dog less homophobic to me. she loves “your mother and i are separating.”

SETH: Thanks. I’m still learning. I actually haven’t left my woman yet, and I don’t intend to, But it’s okay.

SETH looks at STEFON.

STEFON: I guess so.

SETH: I don’t know what to do.

STEFON: I can’t blame you. I also have another boyfriend.

SETH: Did our lovemaking trip mean nothing to you?

They share a meaningful look.

STEFON: Let’s dance it out.

SETH: Toure right. let’s go to WEEE LITTLE BAAABY

[thelambliesdown1974]

I posted this is comedy yaoi but actually I need everyone to see it because I’m an educator. In lieu of the mass grief following the recent US election here’s my complete unabridged opinion piece on both the RPF and character-based SCTV yaoi-verse✊

Okay so here’s my introduction paragraph for those now in the know — second city television was a sketch comedy show that ran from ‘76-84 originally in syndication, later on CBC and NBC. It was basically the Canadian ‘underground’ version of SNL except the framing for all the skits was a fictitious dysfunctional television station (SCTV) run by a handful of recurring characters and starring Dave Thomas, John Candy, Catherine O’Hara, Eugene Levy, Joe Flaherty, Andria Martin, Rick Moranis, and Martin Short though in various combinations over the years. Oh and also Harold Ramis but only for the first two seasons so no comment.

I’d say Flaherty was kind of the big brother for everyone else in the operation— he was in the original theatre troupe and part of the show since day one. That’s not to say he was at all authoritarian though, Joe was definitely a soft spoken democratic leader. Maybe like Woodrow Wilson. Or Dumbledore, if that’s more relevant to you personally. I wouldn’t say he has any particularly strong yaoi ties to anyone else in the cast except I guess Eugene Levy since they were kind of each other’s creative muses. HOWEVER…. in terms of SCTV characters their respective newscaster personas Floyd and Earl are undoubtedly boning in a toxic nasty way on station property and probably are also the #1 SCTV couple in a Stefon and Seth sort of way (see below)

I almost forgot they also play classic 70s talk show hosts and there’s a lot of fan-fiction about them getting each other pregnant okay that’s all.

NEXT. John Candy was also one of the original members and while he wasn’t necessarily involved in either type of yaoi, his characters were integral in giving especially season 1 a very homoerotic flair. It was mostly his washed up actor-sona Johnny LaRue constantly and publicly struggling against the gay allegations since his segment in the very first episode. While trying to find that clip I actually instead found this SCTV Reddit image with a poorly overlaid huge Ariel caption that I like better. (See below)

I don’t have a whole lot to say about Catherine O’Hara, I think she was too self respecting both on screen and irl to get involved but I love her. She wrote a lot with Joe and Eugene so they were kind of like a platonic power throuple in my awesome mind. Andria Martin…. I am less sure about. She played the butch lesbian A LOT and I think has confirmed actually had sex with another woman (YURI) but I won’t say anything……. See below. Also interesting photo to use for that particular article.

NEXT….. Okay Dave Thomas, I really am not even sure where to begin with him but he was also one of the chief writers and original troupe members who ended up meeting Rick Moranis and bringing him on in season 3. The whole thing was partly his brainchild and he did author a book on the group’s history however I don’t see Dave as being as serious as Levy or Flaherty writing and production-wise. He’s kind of very theatre guy goofy silly on screen but also has an aura of sociopolitical jadedness that starts coming through in his Bill Needle sketches (a fictional miserable entertainment critic slash commentator I’ll discuss later) but especially once Dave started doing Doug McKenzie after Moranis joined.

They met at some comedy-based party in Canada (the gayest place you can meet) and really hit it off and immediately preformed as a musical duo that night (the gayest activity you can partake in. It’s like Simon and Garfunkel). Rick was kind of the new kid of the group after he was brought on but since Dave was a senior member they ended up working together a lot. The Great White North AKA the McKenzie brother skits are for sure no question what made SCTV anywhere near as well known as it is today and that was Thomas and Moranis’ comedy child. Okay and you might be thinking ‘how are they the most real life yaoiful couple on the cast but also are famous for playing brothers’ — that’s a good question and the answer is just don’t think about it too hard. I think Bob and Doug are more a testament to Dave and Rick’s day 1 original pure beautiful friendship that then laid the path for more later on. Like in this except from Dave’s book ⬇️

Anyway yes they’re 70 year old best friends now and still talk on the phone all the time and it’s awesome. But they were probably the closest out of anyone and both had to simultaneously deal with their sudden and overwhelming joint fame after Great White North blew up, which was unpleasant for both of them and involved a lot of travel and hotel rooms. (See below: an interview photo, their radio appearance promoting their comedy album, and whatever’s happening in the last one. Also notice how Dave’s face is a perfect circle he’s so cute)

Okay circling back to Bill Needle — he was a character Dave started doing in early on that went on until he left the show and he’s kind of irrelevant except for a few yaoiful details. He’s constantly having marital problems and has a weird friendship with the sleazy semi-creepy SCTV station president Guy Caballero whom Flaherty plays, and would I say they’re OFFICIALLY a yaoi couple not really but it’s there.

But yeah anyway in conclusion Rick and Dave show up in a bunch of each others sketches throughout the series and they write together and talk together and have play dates together and kiss and everyone else on SCTV absorbs their faggotry either by free will or by association and I think that’s what’s really important to remember and also I love them and I love you too. Oh and also Martin Short’s there near the end but he’s irrelevant except for inventing Ed Grimly and being Steve Martin’s de facto wife later in life. THE END