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bowen killed that drone bit and then jost had to just go back to yelling these little jokes 😭

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last night’s episode is quite fun so far :)

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whoa..

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people are awfully nice to me i don’t deserve it

exhausted… 7:30-2am is a long day!

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exhausted… 7:30-2am is a long day!

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ohhhh okay. that’s what it is.

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Dear Santa All I want this year is for Martin Short to come out as bisexual on the Christmas episode of SNL he’s hosting And I want Steve Martin to come on stage and kiss him passionately And everybody cheers with joy and delight

Love You, Liz ❤️🎁🦌

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a black trans girl was murdered in tuscaloosa... she was only 18. Cameron Thompson.

link to her family's funeral fund

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What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

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boy toys 🎾

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fuuuck thjinminfavour the late night domino chain. who do we love and at what cost??? and who is hurt in the process??? but like we love seth meyersssss so maybe jimmy fallon should’ve been deposed in… another fashion. like he’s singing christmas (baby please come home) rn and i don’t want him to sing that and he just bumped his ass against fried

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is santa’s my boyfriend kinda gay or am i too tipsy

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just had a wonderful conversation with my lyft driver christopher & he got so excited he missed my apartment in multiple directions so there was a lot of turning around but he was a very nice old man and had a lot of advice and fun facts about mario puzo & quizzed me on marc antony & chastised me for using filler words & told me a lot about rod blagojevich that i had forgotten

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i saw the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by rpf