#bastards all of you
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What fire does not destroy, it hardens.
-Oscar Wilde
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#it’s a good thing crowley likes fire#what is he#omg he knows his husband so well#yup still hate heaven you all are asshats#let me get this straight its cool for eric to hang out in heaven but i have to hide my relationship#bastards all of you#omg angel you should have seen your former lot when i tried to play dragon
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still figuring out how i wanna draw this man
#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#wolfwood#digital art#fanart#shart from the heart#this is no specific version of him - tho i think i unintentionally leaned more maximum that stampede#i think i'm aiming for a pretty balanced mix between all versions?#return to him his melanin and hooked nose you bastards
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ITS FUCKING SNOWING OUTSIDE I HAVE NEVER BEEN MOER UPSET
#COULD YOU NOT WAIT ONE MOER DAY#COUDL I NOT HAVE HAD A NON SNOWEY HALLOWEEN#BASTARDS ALL OF YOU#AAAAAGUH#sal speaks
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You can’t pick Lilia for this. But who is your other favorite short character in Twst?
I like the angry little king boy 🌹
#art#twisted wonderland#sorry epel and ortho i like you guys a lot too!#oh and grim i guess#wait how many other shorties are there in twst#anyway i have a lot of affection for episode 1 and for riddle's character arc#he is a terrible little bastard who is trying very hard to be a slightly less terrible little bastard#and i have feelings about his friendships with trey and cater and che'nya especially!#and how that relates to his upbringing and his dumpster fire of a mom and uhhhhhh you know. everything.#i don't know how to do the words about all the thoughts i have on fictional characters#me waving my hands frantically in the air: it's about LOVE and wanting to be LOVED this is what twst is ABOUT --#(i am dragged bodily offstage by my collar)
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Thinking about @stygiovictoria's Roleswap AU.
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#roleswap au#atla au#atla zuko#zuko art#zuko fanart#Hello hello I am obsessed with unhinged Zuko#He's so insane so creepy so absolutely despicable#I love him#This AU is amazing! I really love what you're doing with it and I can't wait to see more of it#The entire concept is so terribly intriguing#For the newbies—in this AU Azula and Zuko's roles are swapped#Which means Zuko is a brainwashed insane unhinged sneaky manipulative creepy drama queen#And I'm in love with him#He's sooooooooooooooooo creepy#Like#You have literally no idea of how creepy that mf is#I want to punch him in the face#Bastard#(I love him SO MUCH)#Also his design is *chef kiss*#Another round of yours truly drawing stuff for other people's AUs!#(Let us all ignore the bunch of wips for my own AUs that are gaining dust)#Quick sketch done in *checks time* around one hour and a half#Have I already said his design is Peak?
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From last year. Surprisingly, I still like how it turned out
#my art#fnaf#springtrap#william afton#ms paint#digital art#five nights at freddy's#fnaf 10th anniversary#fnaf fanart#gif#me and my 5 followers against the world#Over 400 notes???#Those bastards over on Deviantart didn't appreaciate this gif as much as you guys did#Well not really their fault#After all DA is a dystopian wasteland#Anyways tysm!
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did it mean anything to you?
#gravity falls#billford#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#the book of bill#tbob#bill x ford#bill x stanford#pre-betrayal#my art#here’s a fun game: spot every single red flag illustrated in this comic#i’m tired of people glossing over bill’s canon attitude towards ford. everything in this comic was done on purpose#hes a seedy manipulative bastard#ford run!!!!!!!!!!! you are being strung along by a fuckass triangle#while your other gay situationship with someone who actually respects you is falling apart#ford did not deserve all of this doomed yaoi in his life
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How many eyes does Lord Bloodraven have? A thousand eyes, and one.
#Bloodraven#brynden rivers#asoiaf#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf fanart#the great bastards#dunk and egg#fanart#book fanart#hotd#house of the dragon#I'm planning to draw all of the great bastards but I have to actually start posting my art instead of hoarding it#Brynden.... Gwyn has been trying to contact you via dragon dream have you been getting any of his messages?#shaking cause I just remembered they're half brothers#my art#pigeon princess#I love asoiaf but I LOVEEE the Blackfyre rebellion era
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Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch
#personal#delete later#before you ask “why're you posting on reddit bix of course you're gonna get comments like this”#it's cuz it's really low stakes and easy to just throw your art on subs for visibility#and i legitimately love getting batshit insane comments like this because they always read like a copypasta#this isn't hatemail to me this is a reason to live laugh love#like we ALL know independent_lime4943 is misogynistic and racist we don't need to discuss it we can just laugh at him#thank you independent_lime4943 your comments were immediately deleted by moderators but i was lucky enough to#catch them as an email notification. damned bastard son of a bitch
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she's going to steal christmas
#tadc ragatha#tadc caine#tadc bubble#tadc influence au#>>MISC;#>>DOODLES;#t.i's so funny it's like Man where did you get all of this ego from dear ragdoll why are you so full of smug and bastardness
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IT'S ON SIGHT CHRONOS
#hades#hades game#hades supergiant#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#THIS IS ALL SHE HAS TO REMEMBER THEM BY#CHRONOS YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARD#this trope in fiction always fucks me up real bad and i'm trying so hard not to cry about it#SHE'S GOTTA SAVE A FAMILY SHE BARELY KNOWS BUT STILL LOVES#melinoë#zagreus#persephone
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"Astarion doesn't do big romantic gestures."
My Durge still trying to get graveyard dirt out of her ass crack after being lovingly pounded into it by Astarion who wanted to share with her this deeply joyful and meaningful reclamation of himself after sharing a vulnerable declaration of his love, at this place he hasn't shown anyone else but her: "Then what the actual fuck was that???"
#people get too hung up on the flowers thing and don't actually appreciate how deeply romantic that bastard mosquito is#he's a very private person and unlearning to perform so he isn't waxing poetic about you all the time#But like the whole “you'll flit back into my heart” bit if durge loses is some of the most romantic dialogue in the entire game#even lae'zel is complaining about your constant pda#And this isn't stealing a trait from Wyll#Astarion and Wyll are both romantic they just are in different ways#they are going to do things that fit their own personalities#wyll is going to take you to a grand ball and treat you like royalty the entire time while dancing the night away#astarion is going to take you to that same ball so you can both scam/pickpocket the nobles and have a risky public quickie in the gardens#bg3#astarion#durge#bg3 astarion#bg3 spoilers#astarion x durge#astarion romance
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If Wyll Ravengard has a million fans I am one of them. If Wyll has fifty fans I am one of them. If Wyll has one fan, I am dead and it's Theo Solomon left holding down the fort.
#If the world is against Wyll I am against the world#Til my last breath I'll support Wyll Ravengard#Seriously theo Solomon is so incredible I swear he cares/understands Wyll ravengard more than anyone in all of Larian#(yes I'm talking about you Kevin vanord you bastard)#What I would give to have like ten interviews with him just talking about Wyll#There's so few Theo interviews!!!!!!#😭😭😭#I do admire and appreciate him so much#Theo Solomon#wyll ravengard#wyll bg3#wyll#baldurs gate 3#the blade of frontiers
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noncon - somnophilia
simon rutting his thick fucking and leaking cock on your clothed pussy, staining the lacy little thing, grunting in hushed whispers how he’s going to make a bigger mess if you just let him.
you’re sure you weren’t supposed to have heard him say that. hell, he shouldn’t even be in your room…
where’s john? where’s your husband?
#john gave him permission actually so#yk#brought simon home to patch him up but son wont calm the hell down—adrenaline rush and all—and sicced him to you#that maybe if he fucked his energy then the bastard can finally pass out before he dies of blood loss#you’ll understand wont you baby? he’s just tryna help s’all…#cw somnophilia#cw noncon#sun rambles#simon ghost riley x reader
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I think about this bit a lot
Bonus:
#jrwi the suckening#fizzfangs#emizel tucker#theo collins#jrwi soda#omgart#comic#I’d call deacon a bastard but he literally didn’t come up with this part#the wife and kids were all Emizel#ALSO. you know if Emizel’s marrying anybody but Theo then Theo’s got a monopoly on being best man#like THE GALL. of Emizel getting married WITHOUT HIM????#even IMAGINARY NOT-REAL married???#…I’m not past ep 9 yet but I just got chills there’s a marriage plot later on right?
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II. the seer | david hammond
#happy birthday to my favorite 4th wall breaking bastard#david hammond#tempted to yap about all the symbolism i put in here but i'll just mention a couple things#the curtains are the pillars! you can see B & J (boaz and jachin) on the tassels if you squint#the eyes of ra and horus below line up with the pillar symbolism somewhat#i had fun making the border full of eyes#also i pretty much conflated the high priestess' esoteric knowledge with david's 4th wall awareness#he can see beyond the veil and he is watching you read the tags
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