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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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Sure you know what. All other popular social media platforms suck ass but you don't need to ride Tumblr's dick because this platform also very much sucks ass too

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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Titanis walleri, a flightless bird from early Pliocene to early Pleistocene North America, estimated of about 2 m tall.

Art by Petr Modlitba

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for ur killer ships

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Republicans wrote laws in the House, Republicans in the Senate approved.

Trump is not in office.

There is no executive order.

Yet everything changed and changed back.

This is a performance.

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you know how most of the things humans use as spices are poisonous or repellent to most other mammals? and you know how anything vaguely d&d inspired has dwarves being way more poison resistant than even humans?

dwarf cuisine shouldn’t be bland, it should be unimaginably spicy and potentially harmful or fatal to humans. like green potato and rhubarb leaf salad with a festive garnish of yew berries and deadly nightshade berries, that kind of thing.

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Yes, I'm sexualizing it. The fictional incest, abuse, the violence, those fictional gay men and women. I'm making them as sexual as possible, fulfilling all my deranged, disgusting fantasies. My dick's about to explode

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oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.

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"imagine liking men" is dumb have you ever seen a mans happy trail. Good Lord

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so the childhood yearning to live in a fantasy world just never goes away huh

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My favorite relationship dynamic in fiction is a worshipper and their God. Not a literal God, but their God. The only thing in the whole world that matters to them. I will live for you, I would die for you, I would kill for you. My only moral compass is You. You can do no wrong in my eyes and I will never stray from your side. I was born to meet you and to love you. You are the only being I pray to. Your life isn’t just my passion, it’s my religion. You don’t think you’re anything special but you don’t see what I see. You don’t see that you’re the only person who’s ever made me feel this way. You don’t understand how beautiful you are to me and I will devote my entire life to making you understand and accept it.

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🎉 🎉 🎉

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hahaha noooo don’t seal me away inside a tree or some kind of fragile crystal prism for a hundred generations I’ll definitely never get out of that pickle

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I'm SOBBING????