#bastard angel

[ineffablebookgirl]

Some days you're just an insecure angel waiting for your demon boyfriend to rescue you and some days you're just a rejection-sensitive demon who can't stop throwing yourself at your angel boyfriend and some days you look at your partner like they hung the stars and some days you run to find your partner, wherever they are, you come to them.

[serious-goose]

years later and i am still not over how unfazed aziraphale is about the wall slam

bastard is not even listening

[turniptitaness]

he can't say it 🤣

[aidaran-alha]

Now with E rating!

[undecidedscorpio]

Top notch soup 💯👌

“So,” Crowley said, stretching his legs out and taking another sip of wine, “what’re you up to these days?”

“Nothing particular,” Aziraphale said. “Although I do have to pop over to Nice for a blessing next week, but that shouldn’t take long.”

“Next week, huh? Mind covering a minor temptation for me, then, while you’re in the area?”

“I suppose so,” said Aziraphale. “What precisely is it?”

“It’s in Monte Carlo, actually,” Crowley said, “just popping in to the casino for a smidge of troublemaking. Nothing complicated.”

“Ah—” said Aziraphale, and shifted uncomfortably. “I’m afraid I can’t go to Monte Carlo.”

Crowley snorted. “What, are you too virtuous for gambling now? Don’t go using that line on me. I’ve seen how you get over baccarat.”

“No, no, it’s not that,” Aziraphale said. “It’s just—I can’t go to Monte Carlo.”

“Why not?”

“I’ve been banned,” Aziraphale muttered.

“Sorry, what?”

“I’ve been banned. From Monte Carlo.”

“What did you do?”

“In my view,” said Aziraphale primly, “I wasn’t doing anything wrong at all. I simply took the time to implement a bit of strategy and mathematics. Anyone could do the same. It’s hardly cheating.”

Crowley took a second to parse this. “You got kicked out of a casino for counting cards.”

“Not before I’d accumulated several thousand pounds doing it,” said Aziraphale, in a most un-angelic fashion.

Crowley had a sudden image of him, all buttoned up in waistcoat and bowtie, spectacles perched on the bridge of his nose, sitting at a blackjack table, his soft hands laying down the cards, the complete sincerity in his voice as he’d say oh, dear me, it looks like I’ve won again, fancy that, the canny glint in his eye that anyone looking less carefully than Crowley would miss.

It was a remarkably compelling image, and Crowley let out a low, inadvertent whistle.

“So, I can’t help with your temptation, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. 

“Yeah, no, that’s all right,” Crowley said, “but, uh, have you been…banned anywhere else?”

Aziraphale went pink. “It is possible,” he said, carefully, “that I might find myself unwelcome at several establishments in Las Vegas, as well.”

“You’ve been on some sort of casino-defrauding world tour, and you didn’t tell me?” 

“Don’t make fun,” Aziraphale said. “It’s only a hobby.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Crowley said, “getting booted from gambling establishments, right up there with manuscript collection on the list of your notable hobbies.”

“This is exactly why I didn’t want to tell you—”

“Look,” Crowley interrupted, “have you, ah—ever been to Atlantic City? In America?”

Aziraphale shook his head. 

“Well,” Crowley said, “pretty sure New Jersey could do with a bit of divine intervention.”

A small smile crept onto Aziraphale’s face. “It’s a tempting thought,” he said. 

[ato-dato]

Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you

[poppyfieldart]

You know that desperate kiss after 60k words of slowburn🤌✨ (scene from my huskerdust fanfiction called Lucky Bastard)

[turniptitaness]

Aziraphale forgetting how money works just long enough to forgive Maggie's rent.

[handlebarstiedtothestars]

His eyebrow really said “wanna bet?”

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

[lineffability]

sometimes I see people calling Aziraphale selfish in an accusatory way, as if it's a flaw that needs to be smoothed out, as if it isn't a trait that is at once defiant and emancipating, as if his selfishness isn't mostly wielded in an empowering and kind way, as if it's categorically bad to want things for yourself, to enjoy them, to have and keep them, as if selfish isn't the most revolutionary thing an angel can be

[rosieyart]

some very specific headcanons with an experimental painting style

[woeismywaffle]

[turniptitaness]

So you're telling me Aziraphale was never a proponent of the short-lived craze of anal feeding?

Very wise of him.

neil babygirl how does aziraphale take his crepes

...orally?

[ninjakitty6252]

I originally typed this out as a comment but thought it could stand on its own as well.

When you think about it, Vex and Pixal are parallels. Both where with Zane at a time where Zane had lost his memory. Pixal guided him to discovering the truth and accepting his new titanium form as well as continuing to aid him for many years both inside and outside of his head. We see that in Dragons Raising that Zane finds talking to Pixal helps him solve problems Zane looks up to her and the guidance and comfort she brings. Vex on the other hand used Zane’s lack of memory use manipulation to shape and mold him into the Ice Emperor something that he still is haunted by and regrets (quest for the lost powers book) He was used as a pawn. Both Pixal and Vex advised and guided Zane, but Pixal did it out of love and respect for Zane, while Vex did it out of spite and longing for revenge. It’s really interesting when you think about it

[drulalovescas]

The possibly funniest thing our lil gay angel ever did was branding Dean Winchester as his from the get-go.

[illithiddatingsim]

i deeply appreciate how astarion is allowed to be a cunt while still being deserving of kindness and healing from his trauma. very important to me