#bastard angel

[ineffablebookgirl]

Some days you're just an insecure angel waiting for your demon boyfriend to rescue you and some days you're just a rejection-sensitive demon who can't stop throwing yourself at your angel boyfriend and some days you look at your partner like they hung the stars and some days you run to find your partner, wherever they are, you come to them.

[serious-goose]

years later and i am still not over how unfazed aziraphale is about the wall slam

bastard is not even listening

[turniptitaness]

he can't say it 🤣

[aidaran-alha]

Now with E rating!

[ato-dato]

Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you

[poppyfieldart]

You know that desperate kiss after 60k words of slowburn🤌✨ (scene from my huskerdust fanfiction called Lucky Bastard)

[turniptitaness]

Aziraphale forgetting how money works just long enough to forgive Maggie's rent.

[handlebarstiedtothestars]

His eyebrow really said “wanna bet?”

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

[lineffability]

sometimes I see people calling Aziraphale selfish in an accusatory way, as if it's a flaw that needs to be smoothed out, as if it isn't a trait that is at once defiant and emancipating, as if his selfishness isn't mostly wielded in an empowering and kind way, as if it's categorically bad to want things for yourself, to enjoy them, to have and keep them, as if selfish isn't the most revolutionary thing an angel can be

[rosieyart]

some very specific headcanons with an experimental painting style

[ninjakitty6252]

I originally typed this out as a comment but thought it could stand on its own as well.

When you think about it, Vex and Pixal are parallels. Both were with Zane at a time where Zane had lost his memory. Pixal guided him to discovering the truth and accepting his new titanium form, as well as continuing to aid him for many years both inside and outside of his head. We see that in Dragons Raising that Zane finds that talking to Pixal (or in this case a picture of Pixal) helps him solve problems. Zane looks up to her and the guidance and comfort she brings. Vex on the other hand used Zane’s lack of memory to manipulate him, to shape him, and mold him into the Ice Emperor something that Zane still is haunted by and regrets (quest for the lost powers book) He was used as a pawn. Both Pixal and Vex advised and guided Zane, but Pixal did it out of love and respect for Zane, while Vex did it out of spite and a longing for revenge. It’s really interesting when you think about it.

[turniptitaness]

So you're telling me Aziraphale was never a proponent of the short-lived craze of anal feeding?

Very wise of him.

neil babygirl how does aziraphale take his crepes

...orally?

[woeismywaffle]

[drulalovescas]

The possibly funniest thing our lil gay angel ever did was branding Dean Winchester as his from the get-go.

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Angel: I never thought I’d meet a kinkier bastard than me

Angel: [glances over at Blurr trying to maul a very delighted looking but definitely bleeding shockwave]

Angel: then those two fuckers showed up.

Shockwave: [pulling a knife out of his abdomen while Blurr stomps away, raging] oh! He left a courting gift. How sweet of him.

Angel:

Angel: him specifically

“I need medical attention.” He says before he passes out.

[turniptitaness]

He's Aziraphale.