#based off a conversation i had

[smokin-salmon]

Fuck it. *Makes the old woman cry*

[leon-anna]

You wouldn't believe how long Leon has had this one tucked away. Until recently, it had been virtually collecting dust on her procreate app without anyone to admire its craftsmanship. I now have the grand privilege of posting it to our wonderful chaos site 😁 I think you'll all really enjoy the Domino Twins in this 10 panel story! K, that's all, see ya later👋

[adhahyperfocusingonsomething]

Duke: “Why are French Fries called French Fries? They aren’t French.”

Jason: “Maybe your supposed to speak French when eating them”

Dick: “OR Maybe they are so hot, that when people eat them they go WEH WEH HOHN HON trying to cool their mouths.”

Duke:

Jason:

Jason: “That’s so ridiculous it’s almost funny.”

[r1ch13-tv]

[hidden-eyeballs]

Steph: Tell Tim he's a gooner

Dick: context?

Steph: he beat me in pokemon

Dick: that's not- that makes him a sweat.

Steph: YES THAT

Dick: i don't think Tim would ever be considered a gooner. He's too nerdy for that. I've seen his search history

Steph: yeah yeah, dudes a dweeb

[aikya-kat-44]

Diomedes: wow, I wish I was as smart as you two

Penelope and Odysseus, in unison: NO YOU DON'T, YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW PEACE

[apothecritter]

Remus: Could you go preheat the car?

Logan: ...???

Logan: You mean warm up the car?

Remus: I know I made sense, preheat the car

[weirdmamagnet]

Some more Reverse Falls Ford. :)

[cosmicseafoam]

Phantom, seeing Dew for the first time as he’s being dragged back into the Abby hissing and clawing and covered in blood.

Phantom: “was it self defence?”

Swiss: “no”

Phantom: “was it an accident?”

Swiss: “…no”

Phantom: “was he possessed?”

Swiss: “no”

Phantom: “is he single?”

Swiss: “yes!”

Aurora: “PHANTOM NO”

[evilfarmin]

"me": shen jiu we're gonna get you some friends on god.

shen jiu: don't want 'em!!!

Coda 𝄌: alternative icebreakers:

Shen Jiu and Wen Kexing manifesto VvVvV they don't even both like fans.

the THING. is that wkx is charismatic in a way that sj is not. Shen Yuan is charismatic. wkx is charismatic. we can see him charming uh zhao jing and the rest of the five lakes alliance. he has his off-putting swagger sure but he also. cannn....play pretty nice and cool and human if it serves him. and shen jiu, when he is feeling unsafe and ill at ease, cannot. he does not have that skill. (he could have a different charisma probably but he just doesn't seem to want to. We have no idea what shen jiu wants he's a black box. he doesn't "like" "anything")

but does he like fans?

Shen Jiu is a fan of the fans as a signifier of class and dignity and he can hide behind them. They might make him look like a whore but that's better than looking like an immature rage filled little at least whores are good people. Shen Jiu likes fans for their aesthetic value primarily. He would hold the fan if it wasn't a weapon. For Shen Jiu it issss like a security blanket.

Wen Kexing, on the other hand, couldn't care less truly. He likes the fan because it is a socially acceptable hidden weapon to wave around, but he'd stab someone with a chopstick. or a recorder. Wen Kexing likes the fan because he can impress his crush with all the cool fan tricks he knows (around the world, anyone?) Petition to get this man a butterfly knife.

For Shen Jiu, the fan is a personal identity thing. The fan is the one accessory that has never betrayed him. For Wen Kexing, this is a stim toy he could kill someone with. It is personal for Shen Jiu in a way that it is not for Wen Kexing.

[emolionsrawr]

buck: i'm emotionally horny

tommy:.... run that by me again sweetheart?

buck: i don't know how to explain it, i'm craving, but emotions

tommy: do you mean you want a cuddle?

buck: YES!

tommy: THAT'S NOT HORNY!!

buck: i'm horny for affection baby get over here and cuddle me!

tommy: alright baby, but only if you stop calling it horny

buck: deal

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

🦇Batfamily & Friends🦇

*In the Batcave*

Steph: *minding her own business, but notices Duke walk by, but brain not computing because Dick is talking to her. Suddenly, it looks over and jumps because Duke is standing right by her listening too.*

Steph: When did you get here?

Duke: *😑😐😑* I've been here.

Dick: He's been there.

Steph: I didn't see you.

Duke: I blend in.

Steph: *opens mouth and then closes it because she hears Bruce call her name*

Duke: *pats her back*

Steph: *jumps*

Duke: *laughing* Why did you jump?

Steph: I forgot you were there.

Duke: *smug like* Like I said, I blend in.

[crystalchespin]

grass knuckles!!!! The crowd says in unison

[lorax-devito]

“Bu-but Mike has kissed El he can’t be gay it would hurl Els feelings🥺🥺🥺”

oh damn

I never ever thought about that

guys Mike can’t be gay he kissed el we are all so silly

I mean just look how heartbroken El looks after she broke up with Mike-

Damn I guess we should’ve done more research 🤷‍♀️

a’ight bylers time to pack up and leave the fandom clearly we were just blind and didn’t see any of the signs that Mike was not gay bc he kissed el,and the above😔

[usedtobethelegendcreator]

Whenever there’s an Alastor vs Zestial argument, which are strangely common in YouTube comment sections, people usually cite the scene in “Scrambled Eggs” where we see Zestial for the first time. “Everyone was running from Zestial,” they say. And when some poor fool retorts with “Maybe they were running from both of them,” the most common response is “Those sinners weren’t running when just Alastor was there.”

Now, you know me. Being the contrary little bitch that I am, I watched and rewatched the scene myself. And guess what?

There are literally no sinners on this entire street before Zestial shows up, except Alastor. We only see sinners after they start talking.

Only one sinner reacted to Zestial alone. Every other reaction was to both of them.

Zestial, alone, scared one guy. He definitely added to the fear factor, but still.

Alastor cleared the entire street. And the intersection behind him.

You do the math.

[apothecritter]

Remus and Virgil, both stoned:

Remus: "I don't have pants on :D"

Virgil: "That's great, where we're going we don't need pants" *walks to the bedroom expecting Remus to follow*

Virgil: *turns around in the doorway to see Remus in the other room*

Virgil: "...in the kitchen?!"