#based off a conversation i had

[smokin-salmon]

Fuck it. *Makes the old woman cry*

[leon-anna]

You wouldn't believe how long Leon has had this one tucked away. Until recently, it had been virtually collecting dust on her procreate app without anyone to admire its craftsmanship. I now have the grand privilege of posting it to our wonderful chaos site 😁 I think you'll all really enjoy the Domino Twins in this 10 panel story! K, that's all, see ya later👋

[adhahyperfocusingonsomething]

Duke: “Why are French Fries called French Fries? They aren’t French.”

Jason: “Maybe your supposed to speak French when eating them”

Dick: “OR Maybe they are so hot, that when people eat them they go WEH WEH HOHN HON trying to cool their mouths.”

Duke:

Jason:

Jason: “That’s so ridiculous it’s almost funny.”

[r1ch13-tv]

[avans-apothecary]

Remus: Could you go preheat the car?

Logan: ...???

Logan: You mean warm up the car?

Remus: I know I made sense, preheat the car

[weirdmamagnet]

Some more Reverse Falls Ford. :)

[cosmicseafoam]

Phantom, seeing Dew for the first time as he’s being dragged back into the Abby hissing and clawing and covered in blood.

Phantom: “was it self defence?”

Swiss: “no”

Phantom: “was it an accident?”

Swiss: “…no”

Phantom: “was he possessed?”

Swiss: “no”

Phantom: “is he single?”

Swiss: “yes!”

Aurora: “PHANTOM NO”

[emolionsrawr]

buck: i'm emotionally horny

tommy:.... run that by me again sweetheart?

buck: i don't know how to explain it, i'm craving, but emotions

tommy: do you mean you want a cuddle?

buck: YES!

tommy: THAT'S NOT HORNY!!

buck: i'm horny for affection baby get over here and cuddle me!

tommy: alright baby, but only if you stop calling it horny

buck: deal

[crystalchespin]

grass knuckles!!!! The crowd says in unison

[lorax-devito]

“Bu-but Mike has kissed El he can’t be gay it would hurl Els feelings🥺🥺🥺”

oh damn

I never ever thought about that

guys Mike can’t be gay he kissed el we are all so silly

I mean just look how heartbroken El looks after she broke up with Mike-

Damn I guess we should’ve done more research 🤷‍♀️

a’ight bylers time to pack up and leave the fandom clearly we were just blind and didn’t see any of the signs that Mike was not gay bc he kissed el,and the above😔

[usedtobethelegendcreator]

Whenever there’s an Alastor vs Zestial argument, which are strangely common in YouTube comment sections, people usually cite the scene in “Scrambled Eggs” where we see Zestial for the first time. “Everyone was running from Zestial,” they say. And when some poor fool retorts with “Maybe they were running from both of them,” the most common response is “Those sinners weren’t running when just Alastor was there.”

Now, you know me. Being the contrary little bitch that I am, I watched and rewatched the scene myself. And guess what?

There are literally no sinners on this entire street before Zestial shows up, except Alastor. We only see sinners after they start talking.

Only one sinner reacted to Zestial alone. Every other reaction was to both of them.

Zestial, alone, scared one guy. He definitely added to the fear factor, but still.

Alastor cleared the entire street. And the intersection behind him.

You do the math.

[aikya-kat-44]

Diomedes: wow, I wish I was as smart as you two

Penelope and Odysseus, in unison: NO YOU DON'T, YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW PEACE

[ifbrd]

Ford: what do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Mabel: I wanna be a teacher!

Stan: … well then, you better marry a rich man

Ford: Stanley! Don’t say that to her!

Stan: what?

Ford: Mabel, dear, you marry whomever you want to marry! Right, Stanley?

Stan: oh! I got it! Sorry. Ford’s right sweetie, you marry whoever you want! Rich man, rich woman, it doesn’t matter, just make sure they’re rich!

[ohheyaghost]

has anyone done this yet

[mvltifxndomchaos]

anthony lockwood’s the type of guy to pull his girlfriend’s (lucy carlyle ofc) chair and say “milady”

(also said as MY LADY)

[queenrepent]

the number one requirement for being in a band is to be in gay love with your instrument, trust me