#this is basically the exact conversation

[adhahyperfocusingonsomething]

Duke: “Why are French Fries called French Fries? They aren’t French.”

Jason: “Maybe your supposed to speak French when eating them”

Dick: “OR Maybe they are so hot, that when people eat them they go WEH WEH HOHN HON trying to cool their mouths.”

Duke:

Jason:

Jason: “That’s so ridiculous it’s almost funny.”

[luna-loveboop]

Had the dumbest conversation with my sister and it reminded me of these two. Sending a resume including SCUBA ocean diving certifications without context while applying for a job seems like something Wind would do.

:)

[atthebell]

okay here is, in my opinion, the most important message cellbit sent today

i was going to confirm something but i promised myself i wouldn't confirm or refute any EDM theories but i'm loving the conversaion, and as a personal note, this is, for me, technically the most important piece of evidence in the game:

Only the God of Fear can bring her back.

and the drawing is of sofia.

[th3-c0ll3ct3r]

Dream calling Tommyinnit fans ( not even Tommy himself just his fans) slurs and then saying people used it all the time because he saw it on the internet so he reposted one that he saw MEANS 1 OF 2 THINGS

1. It was on his timeline/recommended/ for you page. Meaning that he was engaging in a content that correlated with having those slurs and/or was engaging in content that was hating on Tommy because he doesn't have an actual defense

2. He actually searched for this content and searched for that meme because he claims he didn't make it he just reposted it

Miskif and XQC are screaming rn BECAUSE THE SLUR WAS THERE DEFENSE BRO WHAT-

[oh-meow-swirls]

compilation of amazing file names for fanfics i started writing and never finished-

[equalperson]

I fucking hate being traumatized because why am I bawling the hardest I've bawled in god-knows-how-long because someone I didn't even like that much berated Me. gasping wailing trembling and snotting over this for several minutes.

[krenenbaker]

I forgot Azul doesn't like healthy food.

This denotes his nutritional value greatly. But not too much depending on what else he eats. Because if he's running on sweets and treats...

YEP!!

we also don't totally know his body composition, but... yeah. chances are he'd be a pretty good meal :)

[northern-passage]

Genuine thought as a fellow trans dude, I’ve seen a lot of (obviously non-serious) questions on other blogs about characters’ genitals such as “how does it look like?” and similar, and I think we all know & understand that such questions are extremely inappropriate to ask and (I hope) no one would actually go around asking these questions irl. Idk, I think we should treat trans characters just like cis ones, without any special “precautions”, so to normalise them and not make cis people treat them like fragile boxes, a thing which happens to a lot of us irl. Hope this doesn’t come off as an attack or anything lol.

no worries, i didn't take this as an attack at all. i actually agree with you, that's why i mentioned feeling conflicted about it and also mentioned that i've changed my stance on how i felt about handling Noel and Clementine in game and in explicit intimate scenes.

however, for me the problem comes from the fact that people... don't ask these kinds of questions about cis characters? i suppose people do get cheeky "who is the biggest 🤪" asks but i would hardly compare the two. to be a bit crude, no one is going to be asking if a cis character has a dick or not, or "what does it look like". of course it's natural for people to be curious, and i honestly encourage the open discussion and am happy to see trans bodies being talked about more in a positive way, but not everyone is going to be comfortable with it due to the inescapable transphobia online and in the community. sending me that kind of ask is like sending out an invitation for a debate or a discussion that i don't necessarily want to have. i also just don't think people should default to asking a random IF author on tumblr dot com to describe what bottom growth looks like.

and with most of these asks typically coming from someone who is anonymous, i have no way of truly knowing what the tone is, what their intentions are or why this is being asked - is it another trans person? or maybe someone who is just genuinely curious? or, more likely in my experience, is it someone who is going to immediately follow up this message with something transphobic after i answer? do i want to roll the dice and find out?

so while i agree with what you're saying, it's important to consider the context and the reality we live in. the IF community is not kind to trans people or trans characters. and as a trans person, my first priority is protecting myself and my mental health. so what i mean when i say "precautions," is that those precautions are for me, because i've had to deal with transphobic harassment here for years now, and i try to mitigate it as much as i can. it's also for my personal comfort - again, to be blunt, i'm simply just not comfortable discussing a trans character's genitals with anonymous strangers on the internet. it makes me feel vulnerable.

also i do want to say i didn't mean for any of that to come across as a dig at other authors - if you're comfortable answering those kinds of questions, that's really only something you can decide for yourself. like i said, this is just coming from my own experiences in IF and for my own personal comfort - i have previously talked a lot about trans stuff and gender and sexuality here, when i'm feeling up to it, but it is something that is very draining for me and can also be very upsetting.

basically: i do agree that it's important not to other trans characters or treat them any differently than cis characters, but i also think there are ways to do it that don't require me answering invasive questions or questions that i don't feel comfortable with as a real life trans person, you know what i mean?

[petrovna-zamo]

[blossoms-phan]

AYO who has Canadian merch stand prices 🔪

[icewindandboringhorror]

I found socks with my favorite flowers on them (nasturtiums!), but they literally don't match anything I own, so making an outfit with them is difficult.. just all black with the bright shoes and a random stuffed animal for accents lol

[magiefish]

So my family owns two kettles, an electric kettle and a whistling one, the former purchased for practicality, the latter because my dad liked the concept of having a whistling kettle. Recently, our electric kettle short-circuited; my dad is away on holiday.

We were discussing this during dinner, and my mum concluded that we were probably going to have to replace the electric kettle because it was on its last legs, prompting my sister to say that our dad will probably be sad about that because he’s very fond of making tea. My brother then went “hmmm, I don’t think he actually cares much for the electric kettle: he’s always had more of a fondness for the whistling one”. While everyone else was agreeing with this, I was trying my hardest not to laugh because my brain had supplied the helpful comment:

“The C’rizz of kettles”

I was the bravest girl about it because I didn’t make that joke in front of everyone when they wouldn’t understand it.

[earthytzipi]

also, a diasporist is someone who's interested in building a community outside of Israel. it's a political stance. I'm not interested in your tiny boxes and never being able to draw connections between two Jewish communities, I'm interested in what has been and what can bring us together safely. talk to me when you take these courses from yivo:

https://www.yivo.org/winter-program

https://yivo.org/Discovering-Ashkenaz

and complete one additional reading on some part of Ashkenazi/Yiddish culture. once you've done this, you'll understand that Yiddish culture is a real and extremely meaningful thing.

[orcelito]

Ykno the suckiest thing about being broken up with for someone else is that like. Well I'm doing generally fine, all things considered, but I Am kinda sad thinking about the things I've lost and all the casual affection that I can't have now.

But she's out there having all the affection she wants from her coworker, and it's just like. Damn this feels so skewed and SO unfair.

[adaine-party-wizard]

started watching frieren with my boyfriend (as in i’ve seen the wizard trials episodes and none of the previous context) and watching today went basically as follows

“which one is methode?” “mommy” “amazing thank you i was gonna say mommy in the last episode when frieren was hugging her”

“she (übel) is the twitter favourite” “yeah i can see that” “everyone’s like i can fix her!” “no you fucking can’t and you SHOULDNT she’s a solid case of i support women’s wrongs” “yeah no you can’t fix her”

just… my boyfriend scrolling back through the episode after being like DID YOU SEE THIS LOOK HOW COOL THIS IS LOOK AT THE COLOURS AND THE FRAME HERE ITS SO SICK

anyways this is a warning for all of you, this is dangerously close to becoming the next thing i obsess over

[designernishiki]

well. finished yakuza 5.