#bartylus wedding

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Bartylus Vegas Wedding

Regulus and Barty were never the type of people to want an elaborate wedding, with over 200+ guest. They had absolutely no desire to fall under their family need for lavishment - their goal was one, and one only; marry each other. That's all that matter really, was them spending the rest of their lives together - of course, they also knew that they couldn't really have the 200+ wedding with both parents disapproval.

During a whim of decision (and Regulus watching "What Happens In Vegas") they decided, why not just go to Vegas and get married right? so with their witness in hand, and everything plan. They embarked into the journey of the city of sins - which is very fitting with the decision they have in mind. They soon arrived to Vegas, wide eyed and excitement and immediately went into a task with finding a chapel with an Elvis impersonator.

Once they found one - which wasn't very hard, considering that getting married in Vegas on a whim is very common. They paid the owner, and walked to the end of the altar together.

It was perfect, better than a fairy tale - just Regulus & Barty hand in hand, holding matching 90 cent rings with the most cheesy dice designed. But who cared? they were married, and together.

[florsial]

I’m sorry but bartylus will forever remain in my heart as the young teenage couple who married the moment they got out of college, maybe even earlier.

They met in elementary and were unofficially dating from 7th grade to freshman year of high school until Barty loudly shouted out “THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND FUCKFACE!” When some dude insulted Regulus’ overly pretentious attitude. They were never seen separated and are often found in the halls holding hands and getting food together, they share a locker so people often see Barty getting snacks from Regulus’ locker, and spend their free period in each other’s classes so much so that the teachers just accept the extra student.

Sirius runs away and Barty is with him nonstop that he tries to switch his classes to be with him, but only stops cuz it’s too late in the semester. They get engaged during graduation and run away in the middle of the night to elope and officially cut off their family (except Mrs Crouch) when they enter college.

They are the messy and sleazy married couple with the deepest and loyal love for each other, it’s just a little hard to tell with the bickering. They have 2 cats and German shepherd who they treat better than anyone else and Barty makes vulgar comments when older people comment on how young they married.

They spent their honeymoon going around restaurants and fake proposing to get free deserts before heading back to their tiny apartment and basically disappear for like 3 months which makes their friends worried asf until they spot Regulus and Barty getting ice cream in a park one midsummer and Dorcas is like “I NEARLY CALLED THE COPS??”

Kay that’s all gnnnm

[theyrealllesbians]

First chapter of my new jegulus fic Wedding Season is on AO3 now!!!

Regulus well and truly hates wedding season.

They're miserable. Full of pitying looks and persuasive hands.

He needs a date, and James Potter seems to be a good fit.

[waywardwindee]

the future's unwritten, the past is a corridor

James and Lily didn't want the perfect wedding, they just wanted one that felt like theirs. That's why they had to invite all their friends... even if they haven't seen one another in six years and everything ended on not-so-great terms. Surprisingly, everyone decides to show up.

Smoke Signals chapter one is out now! It’s around 12k words and begins with James and Lily deciding to invite all the marauders (and the slytherin group) to their wedding! It follows each person reading their letter that came with the invitation.

The fic has multiple ships: jily (established), wolfstar, dorlene, and bartylus. It’s a modern, no magic, AU. There’s lots of bonding and fluff and getting over the past, with just enough angst to hold you over.

It stemmed from a random thought of, "hey, hope ur ok by olivia rodrigo is so Remus Lupin coded!" and then I made this post on tumblr after I'd written one word in an untitled word doc. Everything spiraled from there.

I spent ages trying to come up with a title, scanning all of my favorite artists’ discographies to find what fit the aesthetic and also the content. Smoke Signals fit perfectly.

Anyway, go read the fic or whatevs people say

[kirinthepotato]

Think about this, Regulus loving James since the day he met him, and its been 10 years now. He witnessed how James fall in and out of love. He was always there for James, yet James never saw him as a man, just a friend. And when Regulus got tired of waiting, he decided to moved on.

1 year had passed by, James was attending Bartylus wedding, only to realize that he did in fact loved Regulus, he was just confident that Regulus would always choose him. And now that he realized his feeling, their time has already passed by.

The leaves from the tree has already fell. And indeed the flowers were blossoming but this time the flowers are not for him.

Their fate in this lifetime is not for them.

If only he realized sooner and wasn't blinded by his ego that Regulus won't leave him. Would their fate changed?

[nixnight1]

Mi jefe me hizo un té 😭😭😭

Anyway...

I want to write a bartylus one shot, but one where Barty doesn't die, you know?

Lonely dancers

Like...

Barty and Regulus marry each other young and nobody knows that, till they find out and everyone is so upset because one: "wtf you didn't tell us?!" And two: "You didn't invited to your wedding you cunt!!!" So they decide to just plan a bigger wedding with everyone they love? And Regulus decides that if he's going to have a bigger wedding, he wants Sirius in it, so he decides to be brave and contact his brother

[honeybcj]

bartylus microfic

back to re-uploading some of my microfics, so of course i had to start with one of my favs. forager barty, mixologist regulus, and lots of herbal aphrodisiacs <3

“What the fuck is this?”

Regulus stares down at the plant in front of him, blinking. His lips curl up in mild disgust, brow pinching together in confusion. To his side, Barty scoffs like the answer is obvious.

“It’s Tribulus,” answers Barty, hoisting himself up onto the counter. “Pretty nice, isn’t it?”

Regulus’ gaze shoots towards Barty, nothing but disdain in his eyes. Frankly, Barty looks far too smug right now, and Regulus is two seconds from ripping the plant to shreds and shoving it straight into Barty’s mouth to get him to shut the fuck up.

“Barty, listen,” Regulus sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose, “I’ve loved your assistance on these trips, I have, but so help me—”

“Oh, come on! It’s something new! Something fun!” Barty exclaims with a toothy grin.

“I asked for fucking tarragon, you shithead,” Regulus hisses, shoving Barty’s shoulder.

It only makes the other man laugh, throwing his hands up in mock surrender. Just another antic that makes Regulus roll his eyes so far to the back of his head that they roll out of skull.

“Well, sweetheart,” Barty says, drumming his fingertips along the countertop, “tarragon isn’t really going to lengthen,” Barty exaggerates with a suggestive eyebrow, “the night the same way as this bad boy right here.”

“Fuck your Trivulus!” Regulus shouts, two seconds from smashing his perfectly respectable bottle of botanist’s gin over Barty’s head.

“Tribulus, love,” Barty sighs dreamily.

“Does it look like I care?” Regulus gives Barty a pointed look.

“I mean—”

“Oh, God,” Regulus groans, burying his face in his hands.

Yes, Regulus is supposed to be experimenting with a new tarragon infused gin with floral melon. He’s got less than two weeks to perfect the cocktail menus for Pandora’s wedding. And yeah, maybe everybody and their brother would be happy with a case of beer and some cheap wine from the shop, but this is Regulus’ thing. He’s going to make it shine.

Pandora doesn’t deserve that. And Regulus sure as hell isn’t going to subject her to that either.

Upon returning to London, Regulus was in desperate need of an intelligent mind to provide him with the most respectable and appreciated of herbs and botanicals. He had been fortunate to work with the best of the best during his time in Paris, Tokyo, and Rio de Janeiro. So when Barty was suggested as the man for the job, of course Regulus immediately sought him out.

That may have been the worst decision he has ever made in his life.

The first couple months were manageable, Barty proving to be extremely knowledgeable and quick in obtaining exactly what Regulus needed. However, all that started to change when Barty started showing up with odd little bits and bobs, stupid grins on his face.

Sure, the first time it was just a little funny, Barty trying to run Regulus’ show or something like that. That was until it became a continuous problem—one that Regulus had to investigate on his own.

Much to his dismay (or so he says), all results pointed in the direction of each and every herb Barty was bringing him happened to be an fucking aphrodisiac.

“Reg?” Barty prods, gently wrapping a hand around Regulus’ wrist.

Regulus inhales sharply, dropping his hands from his face. Exasperated, Regulus asks, “Yes, Barty?”

“Look, I know it’s probably annoying—”

“No shit,” Regulus cuts in, gaze flickering down to where Barty’s hand is still wrapped around his wrist. He’s pretty sure if Barty doesn’t move his hand soon, he will feel Regulus’ pulse skyrocket. And that’s the last thing Regulus needs to be worrying about right now.

Barty licks his lips. “Like I said, it’s annoying, but—I just—you’rereallyfuckinggreatandIwouldliketotakeyouout.”

Regulus blinks, palms going clammy. “You what?”

“Oh!” Barty chuckles nervously, thumb pressing deliciously against Regulus’ pulse point. There’s no turning back now.

Regulus softens, surprisingly, shifting until he’s situated himself between Barty’s parted legs. “Tell me.”

“It was a mistake,” Barty offers, shaking his head, but Regulus can see the slight build up of tension in his shoulders, the desperation in his eyes.

It’s not something Regulus is unfamiliar with. He’s had his fair share of borderline scandalous love affairs and devoted admirers. It all sounds a bit unbecoming for Regulus to recognize this, but it’s just the truth. It’s how he’s lived his life up until this point.

What Regulus also realizes is that he hasn’t been this thrilled by such annoying antics in his life. Okay, maybe it has something to do with the person doing said antics, not the antics themselves, but that’s a whole other can of worms Regulus doesn’t know if he’s ready to open.

Or, maybe he is. He just has to bolster up the courage.

“Look,” Regulus sighs, carding a hand through his loose curls, “you’re not…sly. Or maybe I’m just reading into things here.”

Barty’s gaze is insistent, following each of Regulus’ movements. His hands grip at the edge of the counter, knuckles white and straining. It’s like he wants to touch, but he knows better than to do that.

Barty hums, finally meeting Regulus’ eye. “Probably not.”

“So…the aphrodisiacs?”

“Aphrodisiacs,” Barty confirms with a nod.

“And what was the intent?” Regulus questions with a raised brow.

“Date,” Barty says dumbly, blinking.

“Date as in—”

Barty lets out a strangled noise. “You’re really fucking great, and I would like to take you out. On a date.”

The corner of Regulus’ mouth turns up, all smug, and wraps a hand around the back of Barty’s neck. Christ Almighty, Regulus has no fucking idea what he is doing, but it feels disgustingly natural. Barty’s skin is warm, soft.

And the look on Barty’s face is of pure surprise, eyes wide and upper lip twitching.

Regulus lets another beat of silence pass, taking his time to stroke his thumb down the curve of Barty’s spine. He takes the time in relishing in the feel, watching for the slight changes in Barty’s facial expression. The usually vibrant man, full of wit and piss poor humor. Maybe a little pathetic—very pathetic actually, is stunned, blinking at Regulus like he’s waiting on the whole damn world to change.

And when Regulus does speak, it’s a whisper, soft and almost sweet, “Get me my tarragon, and you can take me on as many dates as you want.”

[starzzmissthesun]

drop the bartylus song explanations bestie (pls pls plssss plsplss)

Hiiii!!!! Sorry this a little late I've been a little busy the past couple days! This ones definitely gonna be a long one, but i might skip a few songs, so if their are any other ones you'd like to hear about lmk!! Some of these i associate with one of them in particular rather than both. The relation to them and the song is not necessarily what i interpret the song as, but just how it fits and relates to them!!! (also guys dont judge me for the music taste)

Trees-Mcafferty

So this one is very much like catholic/religious guilt, but is even just like being in a family and culture (like the purebloods, like the blacks) that is very very homophobic and strict. The first verse says "my mom was a christian, my dad is an alchie, i bet that he kills me", this to me is very regulus in the whole, walburga being someone who was brought up in a strict and 'be perfect' way, which she then puts onto her kids. And orion someone who is way harder on them, no room for repenting, just damnation. Though they both could represent this song, for they both had such controlling and strict home lives. I feel like it also, especially towards the ends of the song, talks about being different and "wrong" and a freak, feeling just so outcasted and trying to fit in, but never being able to.

If I Saw Him, Id Still Kiss Him-Mcafferty

This is veryyyy Barty's POV after Regulus died. It describes a house filled with ghosts and memories. Barty wishing they ran away instead "Lets go to italy, just you and me, i think wed really like it there", thinking that maybe regulus wouldnt have had the fate he did if they left the whole war behind. It describes the depression and loss of self/hope throughout the rest of this war. The verse from "took a picture of a picture" to "Get to New York for the sunsets" to me, describes how regulus had a different relationship to him than anyone else. I mean this song to me is especially sad if you think of it as they never really got together it was just an almost/what if?

Blue Eyes Like The Devils Water-Mcafferty

This is another Barty POV song to me, but its overall just a description of them being in bad situations and them falling for each other was just making everything better and worse at the same time. This shows how they were kind of raising themselves, both parents ignoring them so long as they do what theyre supposed to. It's just the two of them kind of deal.

The Lions Den-Mcafferty

Another song about them going down together, Barty POV again too. He sees Regulus falling more and more into this dark obsession and going down together. I especially think of the lions den as The Cave, especially in a Barty went with him Au. Him watching regulus getting pulled down everywhere, in his dreams, in real life, hallucinations. "I still remember his eyes on mine" The guilt consuming him, wishing he went with him too. Going crazy because of it "Let me break, let me slip to the bottom of this hill, let my body fall into the pit, into the lions den" and "this is just a bad dream, everybody wakes up soon" convincing himself its not real, that one day hell wake up and regulus will be ok, so everything is. Or the "waking up" is death, he wishes to fall under the water aswell, to die, to be at peace with regulus.

Alligator Skin Boots-Mcafferty

This song is regulus when he's had his change of mind, when he's decided to sacrifice. It starts with him kind of comparing himself to his parents and their complacency and their being messed up. Then from "Im cold to the touch" to then end, is him in the cold waters dying, for his friends who are now in the order, and hoping the others will be safe once the war is over, too.

Pine Point-PUP

Ok so this ones very special to me for them! To me, its them both looking at each other as they go their own way once they've lost each other in the war. "where i kept my eye on the prize, it was you" Barty going crazy after loosing reg, Regulus seeing barty get more and more into the death eater stuff right as he is changing his mind. They have such a intertwined history and memories. Now they're both praying they're doing right for the other, and that the other is doing something right. Bonus points for this song: mentions of loosing an older brother, also just like an awesome breakdown riff.

Just gonna saying im not gonna go into the pheobe bridgers ones rn cause soo many of her songs are them (specifically reg's pov in my mind) but if anyone wants me to, lmk.

Geyser-Mitski

This is the yearning for your best friend song!!! Like just being like, "is this not enough? i have everything, yet i still want to be more with you" To me, its so them cause of the "ive turned down every hand that has beckoned me" cause i think they never would even consider being with anyone else, its JUST the other for them. And also "I will be the one you need, i just cant be without you" is their obsession and need to be with eachother, and the way they idolize each other, the need to be congruent. The whole song just describing a love so strong it builds up inside you, it calls to you, but pushing it down ruins you from the inside out.

Old friend-Mitski

This is in a scenario where they've broken up(which would never be by their choice imo). Idk i feel like if they ever broke up, itd be similar vibes to these lines: "I havent told anyone, just like we promised, have you?" "everytime i drive through the city where youre from i squeeze a little" "Ill take anything you give me". Do you see the vision?? Drowning mention too!!! It's more of a mentally/emotional drowning(like in depression/insanity, etc). in my mind the "someone whos loves me now, better than you" would be less of a literal statement, and more of a hope or a wish. Like they each would be unable to be together because they each have to be with a person who is "better" for them, since they enable each other to be really themselves. It's denial that they actually want the love the other gives.

Me and my husband AND two slow dancers-Mitski

Literally regulus as he's drowning in the cave. He's remembering barty, all of their shared memories, and praying that theyll "stick together" like they always have. Two slow dancers, maybe his afterlife. Or his last thoughts that lull him to "sleep". In the chaos of the hands and air squeezing out of his lungs, hes brought back to a memory of them. They both wish they could go back to before the whole mess, "to think that we could stay the same" hes criticizing himself for hoping the two of them could join this war and stay as they were.

I will-Mitski

ok, picture me this: regulus lives AU!! Maybe Barty went with him, or found him, or reg goes to him after the cave, but nonetheless!!! He's weak, hes scared for defecting, theyre both at odds. But all Barty can do is take care of him, and reassure his fears, though he, himself, is feeling those as well. Just like listen to the lryics:(((

Crack Baby-Mitski

This is Regulus watching Barty get more and more obsessive over Voldemort, as he's slowly doing the opposite. Reg knows Barty doesn't notice and doesn't know why he craves this approval, but Regulus does, he can tell. "With wild horses running through your hollow bones" that father figure voldemort is to barty is something he need so bad, its unstoppable. Just like that, dark magic, the murder. He caught a taste of it, and he can't go back.

Once more to seeyou- Mitski

(starts shaking) They can't be seen together, not just the homophobia of the time, and pretentiousness of their families, but their families hating each other. "but with everybody watching us, our every move, we do have reputations" GOD tell me that's not them!! They are both in such "important" families, for two opposing beliefs, that taught them they must hold themselves to high expectations to keep up the family name. Everyone's eyes are on them both!!! Rumours start easy!!! "and felt the taste of you bubble up inside me" Having so much love for each other, but having to hide it!!! It destroys you!!! Having to hide your emotions and wants not just in public, but to your family as well, and just wanting and yearning for the fairytale domesticity!!!

Im your man-Mitski

Everyone's like, this is barty to reg. NO!!! Its regulus to barty!!! REGULUS was the one who grew up in the pureblood culture/beliefs, he might've been the one to convert barty, to introduce him to it. i could quote the entire song, but i wont... BUT!! This is, to me, Regulus towards the end of his life. He's changed his mind, and now he sees how he destroyed Barty, how he guided him to voldemort, and told him all of his beliefs. How, in his old, skewed view of the world, he was "turning" barty away from what he now saw as the right way. He wishes barty chose someone else, who wouldnt've done that. And now, standing at the edge of the water, he can feel his death, his fate coming close. He knows that it was his choice to be so horrible. And now, after leading barty astray, hes leaving him there, hes betraying not only voldemort, but the love of his life.

The frost-Mitski

Barty's all alone. All of his friends are dead, his family is gone, regulus is missing and betrayed him. "youre my best friend, now ive no one to tell, how i lost my best friend" he not only lost regulus, he lost the only person who would truly know how he feels about it. He feels resentful towards regulus, not for betraying him, but that he was never told!! did he forget? did he think he wouldnt understand? Did something change? Did nothing change and he never really knew Regulus like he thought he did? Should he have seen it coming, but he was to busy pretending everything was ok? "but me, i was hiding, or forgotten"

Heaven-Mitski

Either one of them POV reminiscing over the last time they were together, regulus before his death, and barty after regulus' death. Equating their love to heaven, the love they have for eachother is religious. Very love song by LDR. Both sensing their fate coming near, the calm before the storm. Regulus knows hes going on a self sacrificing mission, and barty knows his mind is unraveling quicker and quicker as the days go on.

When memories snow-Mitski

"and if i break, could i go on break? be back in my room, writing speeches in my head" Barty is crazed with guilt, hes breaking. Hes replaying the last conversation, moment, argument, touch, glance, anything he had with regulus. Looking for anything different he could have done instead that wouldve changed the outcome. His memories are mixing together, he cant remember what actually happened and when. Those memories snow and they obscure his view of reality.

Early sunsets over monroeville-MCR

STOP!!! Barty is grieving!!!! "running away and hiding with you, i never thought theyd get me here." him staying down low enough that he wasnt suspected to be a DE, he ran away from his dad to be a DE. He thought they could never find him, and now his soul is close to being taken from him, til hes nothing. all he has left are jumbld memories. "but would anything matter if youre already dead? and should i be shocked by the last thing you said?" The betrayal means nothing, for regulus is dead, who is he supposed to be mad at? and maybe he shouldve seen it coming, maybe there were signs. He can never go back. "and in saying you loved me made things harder at best, and these words changing nothing as your body remains" Regulus loving him makes the hurt only worse, and admitting that to himself hurts even more. No matter any scenario in which he said something different, where he begged regulus not to go, or that hed leave with him, or they never joined in the first place matter, because regulus is still dead, his body is still at the bottom of that lake.

Living legend-Lana Del Rey

This is Regulus POV!!!! He worships Barty, he idolizes him. "..all the things you do, and the ways you move, send me straight to heaven." He regrets never telling Barty just how much he loved him, and he regrets having to betray him "and darling i never meant to defy you" This is set to me, once again, once hes changed his mind and is going on his mission. "I never meant to be bad or unwell, i was just lving on the edge right between heaven and hell, and im tired of it." trying to balance how he feels about barty once hes switched beliefs, he still is utterly devoted to barty and loves him, but they now have these huge opposing beliefs. and he cant help but blame himself. That part right after the last chorus that is just "why?" over and over and over again.

Mojo Pin-Jeff Buckley

This song is literally describing still feeling your lover there, long after they are gone, and feeling conflicted about how you should feel. "Dont want to weep for you, dont want to know" maybe barty is conflicted, he doesnt want to know what happened to reg or why, he knows he wont like the answer. he doesnt want to accept regulus is gone, and he doesnt want to accept why hes gone. "oh the welts of your scorn. my love, give me more, send whips of opinion down my back, give me more" Barty has now changed his mind, he realizes that he would rather know, he would rather regulus had gave him reason, then he couldve gone with him, and maybe he wouldnt be dead. As long as he's still getting something tangible from his lost lover.

Oh my GOD!!! go listen to ghost of you by My Chemical Romance, every single lyric is barty after regulus died, im not doing this one, cause id have to to just say every line, but PLEASE look at the lyrics and think of them!!! JUst some of the lines are: "if i died wed be together", "all the things that you never ever told me", "ever get the feeling that youre never alone?", "And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me" like please somebody help barty!!!

Yours, mine, hours-mcafferty

So, first of all, this song switches from regulus' POV to barty's at the lyric "and i wrote all of my songs..." just to be clear. Regulus wants to be the perfect son for his family, and he takes it too far in the process. "and you are innocent, at least you wish you finally were, you gotta keep your head up, but not too high, cause youll lose sight of what youve got" He doesnt realize barty is in the DE stuff just as deep as himself until hes changed his mind. "and im sorry, my love, that i ruined what we had" hes betraying barty, hes abandoning them. Then every line from bartys POV is just perfect. "he says 'i miss my brother, but hes not coming home, and i know that hes better, so its tie to grow up'." i mean COME ON? "you were my best friend, so i will love you 'til the very, very end" They both have so much guilt and regret and have wronged each other, but they still cant bring themselves to hate each other.

Anyways! im done for now!!! but if anyone wants my thoughts about them (about anything really) in relation to a song lmk!!it doesnt have to be angsty! also sorry if this is long and doesnt make sense:/

[marsmarauders]

The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology (Marauder's Version)

So me and @idkjustlemmedrownlikerab got carried away again... and we related every single song on TTPD to the Marauders characters :D

You put a Jily shipper and a Jegulus shipper in a chat together and this is what comes out of it.

(We also had some help from @noblehouseofgay, so shout outs to him!)

(We plan on covering every album, so make sure to look out for those!)

So now we present... TTPD (Marauder's Version)

Fortnight

"And for a fortnight there, we were forever."

The way we interpreted the song was that it's about what starts as a loveless fling, but someone ends up catching feelings. Narcissa resenting Alice (and Frank) after they break off what they had.

The Tortured Poets Department

Mohishaa and I had different views on this one, so I will share them both!

"You're not Dylan Thomas, I'm not Patti Smith."

Mohishaa's interpretation of the title track was that Barty and Regulus only really had each other and they knew that. Just replace the names with "Evan Rosier" and "James Potter" and you've got yourself a Bartylus anthem.

"But I've seen this episode and still loved the show."

I have personally always viewed this song as Sirius just being knee-deep in love with Remus. Everything from the lines about chocolate, to the wedding ring line just screams Wolfstar to me.

(I wanted to include both because we're each very attached to our own headcanons and that is okay! Disagreeing does not always have to result in arguing!)

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

"And I'll tell you that he runs because he loves me."

This is basically just James and Remus talking about their traumatized, unstable boyfriends.

Down Bad

"For a moment I knew cosmic love."

We both agreed that it's Jegulus, but we cannot decide between it being from Jame's perspective or Regulus's perspective.

So Long, London

"I stopped CPR, after all it's no use. The spirit was gone, we would never come to."

Sirius and James mourning the loss of someone who was to one brother and to another a lover. (Shh... it's Regulus).

But Daddy I Love Him

"...Thinking it can change the beat of my heart when he touches me and counteract the chemistry and undo the destiny."

Lily about James... except she wasn't lying when she said she was having his baby.

Fresh Out The Slammer

"At the park where we used to sit on children's swings, wearing imaginary rings."

Mohishaa didn't have many thoughts on this one, so I basically came up with this one. I see it as Sirius after he escapes Azkaban doing everything he can to find Remus again. (After he rides away on Buckbeak, that is).

Florida!!!

"Little did you know that your home's really only the town you'll get arrested."

We, for the life of us, could not think of something for this song, so thank you Reg for pitching in! He came to the conclusion that is song is Rosekiller coded because, and I quote "Drug and murder vibes are them."

Guilty as Sin?

"I dream of cracking locks, throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks."

"Crash the (Halloween) party as I scream: "Who's afraid of little old me?!"

I did not have much to say on this one, so all credit due to Mo here! "Guilty is Sin is Jegulus to me and I can and will not see anything else."

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

Peter Pettigrew. That's it. That's the argument. No one suspected a thing about him. No one knew that he was capable of being the reason everything went wrong. (That being said... all love to younger Peter <3)

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

"I can fix him. No really, I can. And only I can."

Mo and I also struggled with this one and then Reg came in with the most brilliant interpretation we had ever heard and we both felt like freaking idiots. I thought Lily about Severus, Mo thought Rosekiller about each other, and then Reg said "My gut says James" and we were both like "OHHHHHHHHH!" My man James has the want to fix everything. To save everyone. But he simply just can't.

loml

"It was legendary, it was momentary, it was unnecessary, should've let it stayed buried."

Sirius and Remus during the second war because their love was so tragic that not even a second chance could save it, even thought it was meant to be. (We also had Jegulus in mind for this).

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

"Cause I'm miserable! And nobody even knows!"

"And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived?"

If this song isn't James Fleamont Potter, then I don't know what is.

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

I am not a Severus hater by any means, but both Mo and I agreed that the song is 1000000000000% percent about Severus.

The Alchemy

"The greatest in the league. Where's the trophy? He just comes running over to me."

This song is written about the beautiful romance between James and Lily Potter and you cannot tell us otherwise.

Clara Bow

"Flesh and blood amongst war machines, you're the new god we're worshipping."

In the wise words of Mo herself "It's James maybe? Cause he was brought up by parents who loved him so much and always told him he was special and how he was a little arrogant and cocky because of that. But as he grew up he realized that it's hell to be heavenly you know because everyone idolized him and he was this ball of sunshine and felt like he couldn't share his problems cause other people had it worse???" Couldn't have worded it better myself.

The Black Dog

"I just don't understand how you don't miss me."

No discussion was needed for this one. It's obviously about Sirius Black. (And possibly about the resentment he held towards Remus and Tonks after he died.)

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"Whether I'm gonna curse you out or take you back to my house, I haven't decided yet."

Barty and Evan because "no one else is toxic enough."

The Albatross

"She's the albatross, she is here to destroy you."

My main girl, day one, love of my life Dorcas freaking Meadowes.

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

"And you saw my bones out with somebody new who seemed like he would've bullied you in school."

"We learned the right steps to different dances...how did it end?"

This is Severus after finding out Lily and James started dating. He never wants to know if Lily ever loved him back because it would make the pain hurt even more than it already did.

How Did It End?

James Potter and Regulus Black if I've ever seen it.

So High School

"Truth, dare, spin bottles. You know how to ball, I know Aristotle."

At first, I had no idea because "None of them really lived that long after highschool to be able to look back on it." (I know, that was foul of me).

"I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind."

We were debating between Jily and Wolfstar, before eventually settling on Wolfstar (and giving the Alchemy to Jily!)

I Hate It Here

"But I can't forget the way you made me heal."

Remus post war because he's alone and lonely because all his friends are dead because the love of his freaking life killed them all or so he thought and how his he ever supposed to move on and get ov-

thanK you aIMee

Instead of Taylor to Kim, it's Lily to Severus. Instead of "thanK you aIMee" it's "Still, No APologiEs?" (I tried... I really tried guys).

I Look in People's Windows

"I look in people's windows, in case you're at their table."

This song is Mary Macdonald post war. She looks for the faces of people she knows are no longer there. She longs for what they had before everything went so awfully wrong.

The Prophecy

"It was sinking in, slow is the quicksand. Poison blood from the wound of the pricked hand."

"You can mark my words that I said it first in a mourning warning no one heard."

So... you know how there's a blood sacrifice required to get into the cave... and how a certain someone drowned... or in other words sunk? Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

Cassandra

Pandora Rosier Lovegood. Thank you very much, have a great day!

Peter

"You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me."

The tragic tale of the Black Brothers told by Regulus.

The Bolter

"Behind her back, her best mates laughed and they nicknamed her "The Bolter."

So we heavily debated between Marlene and Sirius for this one, but I'm gonna say Marlene because she's the only character we haven't given a song to yet. Isn't the whole story in fanon that Marlene ran away to stay with her family, and that just so happened to be the night that Voldemort went after them? Fitting.

Robin

"Buried down deep and out of your reach, the secret we all vowed to keep it, from you."

The tragic tale of the Black Brothers told by Sirius.

The Manuscript

"Now and then I re-read the manuscript, but the story isn't mine anymore."

This song is Regulus looking back on his break up with James after he took the dark mark.

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WOO, if you're still reading, THANK YOU! This took me like 2 hours to type out! Make sure to come back to see Midnights, coming soon! (To a theater near you.)

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i need hozier’s new song to come out, but until then, i shall be presenting why “Too Sweet” by Hozier IS A JEGULUS SONG

(i know i’ve been on a bartylus kick, BUT GIVE ME THE MIC)

in this essay, i will…

“you treat your mouth as if it’s heaven’s gate.” james canonically has the BIGGEST mouth possible and an ego to match… come on. he probably thinks whatever come out of his big ass mouth is god’s word…

“the rest of you, like you’re the TSA.” he’s off limits because he’s SIRIUS’ BEST FRIEND!!

“i wish i could go along, babe don’t get me wrong.” HE LOVES JAMES. EVEN IF HES SUPER OFF LIMITS AND TOO GOOD FOR HIM.

“you know you’re bright as the morning, soft as the rain, pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape.” james is sweet, and caring, and reminds regulus of things he’s not allowed to spend too much time admiring.

“if you could sit in a barrel, maybe i’ll wait.” he wants james to think about their differences and brew with the knowledge of what regulus has done, will continue to do, and will eventually do in the future. he wants him to ferment.

“i’d rather take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at three.” he’s explaining how he’s bitter and dark, and how he represents the darkness in the world.

(THE WEDDING BELLS = HE WANTS TO MARRY JAMES DESPERATELY)

“you’re too sweet for me, you’re too sweet for me.” regulus reiterating the fact that they can’t be together because james is too pure and sweet for regulus’ naturally bitter and dark exterior.

hozier wrote his songs bcs of them (i’m delusional and mentally ill)

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while in vegas, regulus and barty would get drunk ane after get married at the graceland chapel. <3

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oKaY listen! Jegulus is my OTP and I LOVE me some Bartylus too, but REGULUS & PANDORA 🥹🥹🥹

My babies!!!

Just that they understand each other in a way nobody else can and and and AHHH

1. Okay first of all: SHIP NAMES

Their most common one is Regdora which - kinda boring? Like it’s not bad, but when we have names like STARCHASER or NOBLEFLOWER or FLOWERPOT for other ships that just won’t do. Therefore my suggestion:

Stargazer

Because Star - Regulus (no explanation needed) and like gazer as kind of a synonym for seer?? Alternatively I have Starseer or Waterbox (Water for Reggie like in Moonwater + Pandoras Box yk), but Stargazer just sounds so Stargazer.

2. I OBVIOUSLY love them as an „Arranged Marriage I don’t want AT ALL (why are there butterflies in my stomache??) trope“, BUT also as the „we are queer best friends and jealous of each others partners, but idk why” trope!!

Also how many AMAZING Dynamics they have??

- Grumpy x Sunshine

- I hate everyone, but you and you love everyone, but you love me the most

- Soulmates

- Best Friends to Lovers

- ENEMIES TO LOVERS (Arranged marriage trope)

3. The DENIAL the both of them would have (especially when they are both seers) like:

„I saw a prophecy that showed me and Reggie in a Cottage with a child that could be related to us - MUST BE BECAUSE HES THE GODFATHER“

„Had a Dream abt Panda standing in front of me in a wedding gown - GOOD TO KNOW IM GONNA BE HER BEST MAN“

DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN??🥹

or the Arranged Marriage Trope??

„Dream Abt making out against a door with Regulus - HOW WEIRD”

“Wow Pandora looks like a goddess in that dress, her glare makes me feel fuzzy and I want to smooth the frown on her forehead with my fingers while she looks up at me - IVE GOTTA REALLY LIKE THAT DRESS TO THINK LIKE THAT”

4. Once they ACTUALLY start dating they would literally be inseparable. They would cuddle and kiss and talk 24/7! Even their me-time they both need turns into us-time and is just as effective. They would start to panic if they don’t see each other for more than a DAY. Also their dates would be sooo cute!! No matter whether it would be the cozy queer cafe around the corner or the flashy pureblood dance balls. They would have such a comfy aura and nobody would mind their pda cause they would be so comfortable with each other.

Sometimes they would just spend a day in absolute silence but a COZY COMFY DOMESTIC ONE yk???

Also the “I hate physical touch except for when it’s you” trope!!

5. Just then going to a pride parade together with matching outfits in like their 30s, already married and a bi flag on Reggie’s cheeks and a Pan one on Dora’s and they would be so PROUD.

Or just the courting process in the arranged marriage trope PEAK!!

6. They are love. They are soulmates. They are Stargazer (or Waterbox still unsure bout that one)

This got WAY longer than I originally intended but oh well :)

REGDORA!!! FAIRYSEEKER!!! MY LOVES <33333

you don't understand how much I adore them. I love love love them. they're my everything's <3 my hunnies <3 my sweet little babies <3

okay so, 1. I actually don't mind the name regdora, but yes, it's blant and ugly compared to everything else. personally, I know them as fairyseeker, which is what you can find them under on my blog lmao. stargazer is a GORGEOUS ship name... though I think of regularly every time I hear it lmao

i LOVE the name waterbox. idk why I just adore it

2. yesssssssss!!! istg they have the best troupes (next to bartylily). them as arranged marriage partners sounds so fun. imagine they're just kids when they first meet, and they're told they're supposed to get married when they grow up to combine the rosiers/lestranges

at first, they don't mind (they're tiny and have no idea what being married even means). they start hogwarts, and both realise that they're into their same gender people (once again, i bring up my mtf dora + ftm reg). so both spend a lot of time just convinced they aren't into each other. reg is a lesbian after all, and pandora is gay... then they come out as trans and both are like: oh-

3. grumpy x sunshine is so them omfg

them bith as seers???? Christ. them being so fucking blind is just so fitting. they never even consider that they might like each other

them as oblivious little fuckers so true. they are in deep denial fr. regulus is foaming out the mouth at how pandora is, but it's completely platonic

4. HSEIBSIEBSOENSO YESS OMFG

All they need is each other. they're always together, getting one of them alone is impossible. you can try, and you will fail

that trope is SO them. it's insane

5. they would definitely love their time at a pride parade. they're having the time of their lives and they've been happier

6. I love it when asks go this long. it just sucks because I usually can't add anything on because you guys are just so correct already 😮‍💨

thank you for sharing your brain with me. I appreciate it a lot <3

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ABOUT ⇝ i mainly write rosekiller, bartylus, jegulus and in the future maybe other pairings as well. most of my fics are going to include morally grey characters and toxic behaviors and realistic stuff you might not want to read in fan fiction, so always check the tags before reading. if it's not your thing, keep it going!

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having a ghost in my bed / rosekiller cheating au / rated e / 42k & playlist & fanart

Evan gets a call from Barty at 2 am and nothing good happens after 2 am.

WIPS⬎

beneath the stars / jegulus&rosekiller seventh year dream!au / rated e / 4/20 & playlist

Regulus doesn’t know why he’s having dreams about the only person he hates with a burning desire, but he intends to find out.

are we dating, are we fucking? / rosekiller&bartylus cheating au / rated e / 2/5 & playlist

After sleeping with Regulus, Barty fucks up his relationship with Evan due to a misunderstanding. He wants Evan back more than anything, and nothing is going to stop him.

our love is never free / jegulus microfics / rated e 2/?

James is married and Regulus is his ex boyfriend that he dumped a few years ago. With Regulus attending his wedding, everything takes a wrong turn and now he is miserable. And a married man can only do so many wrongs.

ONE SHOTS⬎

you get me closer to god / rosekiller death eaters au / rated e / 2,8k / for @star4daisy

After slaughtering a mud blood family, Evan has a good idea to spend their evening with Barty.

in the end, it's him and i / jegulus cheating au / rated e / 4k / for @ecstarry

Regulus gives a call to his ex lover and bad things happen.

just as fine / jegulus microfic / rated e / 827

“I fucking hate you,” Regulus said, he could feel the tears gathering in his eyes, “I can't stand you.”

"I guess your cunt is not on the same page with you."

we could kiss forever / rosekiller angst / rated m / 730

“What if you weren't dating him? What would happen then?”

“I would kiss you right now,” Barty spoke softly, and it made Evan’s heart stop, “I would pin you to the wall behind you, grab your face with both of my hands and bite your lip until I broke the skin. I would press my body onto yours and breathe into your lungs. I would stop the world so we could kiss forever.”

make it hurt, make it bleed / jegulus first time / rated e / 783 / for @star4daisy

“James.”

“Fuck, I've been dreaming about your pussy since the day I saw you.”

Regulus felt like dying.

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Underrated ship? Explain why Sirius/Rabastan is good idea? Rant about jegulus! Headcanons for bartylus?

UNDERRATED SHIP i mean i gotta say prongsfoot. and also wolfstarbucks !!!! there is NO REASON in my mind that james would get together with REGULUS (wizard racist, terminally uncool, etc) when SIRIUS (the coolest, charming, always correct, smart, beautiful, etc) is RIGHT THERE. hes right there!!!! and theyre canonically incredibly devoted to one another, cant stand being separated.... YEAH. and then what the hell throw remus, the friend they both risk everything to help and defend on several occasions.... YEP. every perfect power couple needs their damp self-loathing pathetic Guy to round things out !!! they need a Project!!

sirius and rabastan is objectively hilarious and i really do love a little slutty sirius - he can make terrible decisions and be self destructive as a treat !!! i think sirius knows hes attractive, and usually just doesnt care about anyone other than james and remus, but if theres one thing about him hes gonna find a way to self destruct/self harm as a coping mechanism !!! and hey, that distant relatives wedding is soooo boring, he deserves to have a little fun!

ok, bartylus frat boy headcanons:

-courtesy of @kaleidoscopexsighs beautiful brain: they enjoy paddling each other, claiming its some sort of frat boy hazing ritual, but, well.... its just spanking innit

-vacations in the hamptons, aspen, etc, neither of them ski but theyre there to be seen and suck dick

-regulus works in finance, barty works in tech

-reguluss parents hate everything about barty when they meet him officially as reguluss bf- hes a man, they see him as a social climber, his manners are atrocious, etc. regulus is convinced if they become successful and as heteronormative as possible while still being gay his parents will come around. they will not

-they are republicans/tories

-they have 0 queer friends because other gay people fucking hate them

-this includes sirius

-barty wears boat shoes, regulus wears loafers

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hi darling giving u kisses

tell me abt "Boxer Barty Baby" and "cheating" fic pls

hello my love, sorry for the delay but since I had already talked about boxer barty baby here I decided to write u a lil snippet, so here ya go:

Regulus wished he could say he’d never seen this before. His best friend fucking his boyfriend on the sofa they shared - but if he did, Regulus would be lying - he thought the first time he saw it would be the last one. He hadn’t been expecting this. It had never even occurred to him that they would do this behind his back. Evan had Barty bent over the couch, shoving his head against a pillow like he was trying to suffocate him as he fucked him just as harshly. Regulus could hear the sofa moving on the floor every time Evan thrusted into him, as well as the sound of their bodies slapping against each other and the muffled groans coming out of Barty’s mouth. Regulus felt like throwing up. Having seen it before had not prepared him for this. For the betrayal he felt. For the feeling of having his heart ripped out of his chest by the two people he loved the most. The two people he had trusted the most. Not even Sirius had Regulus’s devotion for as long as they did.

and I'm pretty sure I talked about the cheating fic in more depth on an ask way back when but its a fic where Evan is invited for Bartylus wedding but he's been fucking Barty behind Regulus back ever since they were in school hehehe it's a bunch of toxic relationships and drama lol

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"As Friends" Jegulus & Bartylus Microfic (Pt 4)

Part 4 of "Fake Dating" :)

Final part !

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Over the next weeks and months, Regulus and James grew closer, as friends.

Talking in the corridors every now and then, sharing glances at each other during dinner, to studying together in the library, and having conversations during their free time.

As friends.

James loved Regulus, in a thousand different ways, but it was way too soon for Regulus to be in another relationship and besides, only saw James as a friend. Which was better according to James than 'My brother's annoying friend'. And James would do anything to make sure Regulus was happy, as long it wasn't illegal - even then there were probably laws James would break for Regulus.

Maybe someday, they'd be more than friends, but right now, they were content as friends.

The mere thought of being Regulus's friend was enough to make James smile.

They met at the library often to talk, and sometimes out on the grounds to get some fresh air whilst talking.

James Potter loved Regulus Black, but now he saw, there was more than just romance in this love, it was a love that was far more than kisses and cuddles, it was being able to talk to one another, to share secrets that you wouldn't even share with your closest of friends, to comfort one another in their rough times. And James was pretty sure, Regulus felt it too.

Over the months he even got to call Regulus "Reggie".

He learned so much of Regulus over this time, and it made him love the Slytherin even more somehow.

James would wait a million years for this man, and hell, would even congratulate at his{Regulus} wedding, even if James wasn't his groom.

Because all that mattered was Regulus's happiness.

Even if that meant James wasn't his partner.

. . .

"And you see, Harry, that's the story of how me and your papa met!"

"Really?? You and papa fake dated each other to get godfather Barty's attention, papa got together with him, they broke up, you two became friends, then somehow started dating, then got married," Harry summarized, amazed and baffled.

"Yep."

"Wow.. weird thinking godfather was with anyone but Evan-"

"Yeah, quite odd indeed, but if it wasn't for Barty, me and Regulus probably never would have gotten together."

"What are you doing, Jamie?" Regulus asked, walking into the room.

"Daddy was telling me how you and daddy got together!" Harry exclaimed excitedly.

Regulus cast a small glance over at James, who was smiling broadly.

He couldn't help but smile seeing his husband and son so happy; knowing that this was real, this was his life, it made his smile bigger.

James noticed how much Regulus smiled now, compared to their youth; it made him happy.

"Oh really? Learn anything interesting?" Regulus asked Harry.

"Yeah! I can't believe you dated godfather-"

"James what the-" Regulus started.

"He means Barty. Not Sirius," James explained quickly, seeing the look on Regulus's face.

"Oh, that makes a lot more sense. Yeah, it is pretty hard to believe I fell so hard for Barty, me and your daddy are a lot better together, wouldn't ya say?" Regulus says, smiling again down at Harry who grins back up at him.

"Yeah!"

"Come on, I came in here to say dinner's ready and made, along with dessert."

"YAYY DESSERT!! COME ON DADDY, PAPA, LETS GOOO!!" Harry yells, grabbing James's hand and starting to take off towards the kitchen with James and Regulus in tow.

. . .

Later, with Harry in bed; Regulus and James were sitting on the couch, all cuddled up to each other just like when they were younger.

"Hard to believe we made it this far, eh?"

"Yeah," Regulus says with a small content sigh, "But aren't you glad we did?"

"Absolutely," James replies instantly.

"Love you, Reggie."

"Love you, Jamie."

James will never get over how happy it makes him to hear those words and know he is finally Regulus's.

Teenage him would be screaming from pure joy if he knew this is how it would all turn out.

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[Word count: 640]

[A/N: I hope y'all enjoyed this lil fic- did i surprise you with the ending? :) and in this Harry has two godfathers, why? because i said so]