#barty and dorcas

[moonyswarmsweaters]

~randomly~

Barty: at this point we are less of a friend group and more like a cult

Evan:

Regulus:

Dorcas:

Pandora:

Barty:

Evan: he got a point

[not-rab]

hc that dorcas’ mum was a muggle, but her dad had ran off before she was born, so dorcas didn’t know whether he was a wizard or not, or whether she was half-blood or muggleborn

and, being in slytherin, everyone took the opportunity to shun her away because of it

except for one black haired boy and his two roommates of the year below dorcas:)

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

Dorcas "hello, goodbye, was nice to know you. how I find myself without you, that I'll never know" Meadowes and Barty "Hello, goodbye, I'm rather crazy and i never thought I was crazy, but what do I know." Crouch Jr

[izzy-prizzy]

prompt 22: knew - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 209 TW: Mention of Death

Barty knew something was wrong, he could practically feel it in his gut.

So when Dorcas - with whom they haven't talked since they left school and uhm became death eaters while she joined the order - came to meet him in the middle of the night, he got this uneasy feeling that he didn't dare spell out.

"Cas..?" Barty asked, as Dorcas stood outside his house' door.

"Won't you invite me in?, Crouch" Something was wrong. Barty knew Dorcas, he knew that this ask should have been like a snide remark with a raised brow from Dorcas, but it wasn't.

He managed a smile and stepped aside, letting her in. She walked in front, not looking back while Barty followed behind her.

"Is this some kind of mission to catch me, Meadows?" Barty tried to humor up the tension.

No Reply.

"Cas..?" Barty's voice cracked as Dorcas stopped in her steps.

The feeling in his stomach grew, he could feel the bile in his throat.

"Barty...," She choked out, turning to face him.

Her lips quivered 'No!'

Tears slipped down her face 'No!'

"Evan, he-he's...," No!, No!, No! "he's dead.."

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Dorcas: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?

Barty: I had a lizard that I burnt.

[vomits0cutely]

I show a post saying Barty went around telling everyone him and James were dating

so I wanted to make a little thingy

It probably started when someone was flirting with Barty and he wanted to get away and went: “shit I got to.. go see” *tries to think of something, mind goes to James* “my boyfriend!” (??). Then he keeps it going for shits and giggles, and then he panics when ppl ask him about it cause he doesn’t know why he thought of James out of everyone

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A Ravenclaw: *flirting with Barty* so crouch.. I heard a little rumour that you fancy people with brains..

Barty: [who would rather be anywhere but there]

Barry: uhhh.. yeah I do, did you know Gryffindors are quite smart too? Like uhhh.. James Potter, for example, like his my boyfriend yk? and all-

Ravenclaw: ..what?

Ravenclaw: Oh. That’s cool I just thought- ykw nvm.

Barty: yeah you didn’t know that? We’re dating

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Hufflepuff: so Barty..

Hufflepuff: [flutters eyelashes, smirks and puts hand on Barry’s thigh]

Hufflepuff: what do you do even Quidditch is on? Do you go back to your dorm.. because I could tag along..

Barty: no, I don’t. I actually uh, I normally go hang out with my.. boyfriend, James Potter. Yk the one who your team lost to? The captain and prefect? The one-

Hufflepuff: .. I’ll go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Doesn’t even make sense cause James would either be playing or watching all the games, but Barty wasn’t thinking)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Marlene: Barty!

Barty: what?

Marlene: what is it I’m hearing ‘bout you and Jamie?

Barty: ..

Barty: uhh, where’d you hear that?

Marlene: I was near some Hufflepuffs and heard a mention of it

Barty: why you snooping near Hufflepuffs?

Marlene: don’t change the subject. What’s the deal?

Barty: I needed an excuse to get away from ppl so yk.. I used him as an excuse

Marlene: why James tho? Wouldn’t Evan be more useful, cause you see him daily

Barty: .. James was just the first person I thought of

Marlene: ..

Barty: I guess

Marlene: ..alright then-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dorcas: Barty.. why?

Barty: ‘why’ what? I didn’t even do anything!

Dorcas: Oh, so running around saying your dating, Potter? Is nothing?

Barty: you heard that did ya?

Dorcas: of course I did, I hear everything. May as well call me “Rita fucking Skeeter”

Barty: okay I did! People were annoying me and I just said “My boyfriend needed me” and just threw Potter’s name in there so people would shut up and leave me alone!

Barty: god do people ever stop and leave me alone? Stop asking me about it god!

Dorcas: ..

Dorcas: okay.. my bad then

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[fourquartertoast]

Barty: GIMME GIMME GIMME Dorcas: A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT Barty: WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME Dorcas: PRETEND NOT TO BE GAY Barty: Dorcas: Barty: Regulus from under the bed: Dorcas: Just kidding. I'm owning this shit. :3

[valoflunar]

i bet on losing dogs but its dorcas after she realises that regulus,barty and evan have all gotten the dark mark and she's just joined the order and now their fighting on opposite sides of war

[the-wxter-is-fine]

Dorcas and Barty's friendship is everything to me and I will not be taking any criticism.

Like you've got two people who can go zero to one hundred at any given moment, who're so loyal to the people they care about, who are extremely powerful AND smart, and who are actually a bit rough around the edges but don't look it because of the way they act.

They're opposite sides of the same spectrum. One was so powerful and vengeful and killed so many Death Eaters she had to be killed by Voldemort personally and the other locked up and imitated the personality and mannerisms of an extremely powerful auror for a YEAR to get his master back.

And if they weren't in a war and pitted against each other they would've been unstoppable ngl 🤷‍♀️

[deathnguts]

Barty after waking up from imperio to find he had lost literally everyone he cared about

[divkazkdovikde]

having thoughts about barty crouch jr

like what do you mean he escaped from azkaban thanks to his mother who took his place??

just to be then imperio’d by his father???

he basically spent most of his life in prison. you know, metaphorically speaking… (screaming crying throwing myself against the wall)

also on the other note: the fact that barty and james both had an ivisibility cloak???

not to mention the fact that he was obviously very fucking smart??? (the whole gof being the evidence of that) of course he was a fucking ravenclaw, his brains mate, his fucking brains

always kinda cackling about the way he basically went: yeah i’d like for you to die but mate my boss wants to kill you himself so i refuse to let you die before that so yes i will help you to get through murdeous tournament at all fucking costs alright just take it ask no questions trust me dude i know what i am doing

and then screaming crying throwing up because he survived all his friends. all of them. regulus, evan, dorcas, pandora. (he lost pandora and dorcas first, when they went the different way, after losing reg there was no more hope for him, but losing his evan made him lose his mind, made him the mad man)

(barty finally understood why dorcas went mad, basically all achilles, after marlene died. he finally understood the pain dorcas felt, when evan died in his arms. and you know how it goes, going mad with pain. he finally understood why dorcas laughed, when she took down no small number of death eaters in her madness, before voldemort finally stopped her. he understood it, when he tortured alice and frank, ones of those responsible for evan’s death, and he laughed too, madly, finally tasting the sweetnest of revenge. and at those moments he allowed himself for a moment to miss his former friend, to mourn her. and he let himself taste the bitter memory of her, of them, of who they used to be, of who they never got to be. just for a moment. and it was dorcas who he thought of in his last moments, when he finally understood the relief, she must have felt, as she was finally going to join the love of her life and above. and he died with the same little content smile as he thought of the girl who was once his friend, who went mad over her lovers’ death, whose doom was so similar to his, yet not really. he thought of dorcas and marlene when he finally reunited with evan in the afterlife. and in the afterlife, finally free, finally happy, finally not in pain, he hoped that in their next life, the doom would be fate instead.)

alright this escalated quickly, that was not the plan but eh, anyway, i’ll leave it there.

so yeah. barty crouch jr. want him in my pocket. he’s my bbgirl an i’m starting to go absolutely feral over him. hopefully i’ll be able to stop that train before it crashes, and there will be no faith for me anymore. (hehe delulu is the solulu)(i’m a lost cause already, who am i kidding)

also absolutely convinced he and sirius talked shit in azkaban. they were absolutely the prison buddies.

anyway barty. crouch… junior. (fr mr igor karkaroff had no business to say his name like that in the bloody movie) my mad crazy felon. i love him your honor.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Barty and Dorcas has a forever ongoing betting pool. poker, Blackjack, Their friends and others relationships.

No one really knows the extent of it but them.

it can be wordless. A fight going down in the hall,Dorcas raise an eyebrow at him at glance at a part. barty gives a small nod and its set

[not-rab]

★ part 2 of my Celebrity Twitter AU, based off this fic ★

★ part 1 ★ part 3 ★

[cazzythefrogking]

marauders incorrect quotes pt 96

Dorcas: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Barty: It’s not water. Dorcas: Vodka! I like your sty- Barty: It’s vinegar. Dorcas: …What? Barty: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

my marauderstober list!

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Every trans masc needs a lesbian

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Barty: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Dorcas: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.