#baldurs gate incorrect quotes

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Durge: *Pets the Owlbear Cub *

Owlbear Cub: You smell very delicious, but I won't bite you.

Gale: What a charming and polite creature.

Lae'zel: Its respect of personal boundaries is to be commended.

Shadowheart: How nice it is to have at least one feral little critter in camp with some restraint.

Astarion: *From across camp.* IT WAS ONE TIME!

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I have a headcannon that this is an ongoing joke in camp every time the Owlbear Cub gets pets.

BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist

[bloodweaveshipper]

[overheard-in-baldurs-gate]

Tav: If I die first, promise to wait for me, okay Gale?

Gale: Oh Tav. When I die, I’m taking you with me.

Tav: …I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.

Gale: More of a grim inevitability.

[ragingbookdragon]

Astarion: Why is it that Tav is the only one allowed to act on their impulsive decisions?

Lae’zel: I would like to know this as well.

Tav: Because when I act on my impulses, it’s usually to make a point. When you two act on your impulses, we end up in a cell with murder charges and half our gold missing in bribe attempts.

[xphantasmagoria]

Tav: You’re supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Karlach: Why?

Tav: I am told it’s a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Shadowheart: I love when you two impersonate normal people.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

[misquoted-chronicles]

Tav: I want to hear those three little words.

Astarion: I love you.

Tav: That's sweet. Try again.

Astarion: *pouts and crosses arms* Fine. I will behave.

Narrator: Astarion did not behave. Later that day, he went on a goblin killing spree and got in a fight with an old lady.

[incorrect-bg3]

Astarion: We need to open this locked door. Shadowheart, give me your credit card.

Shadowheart: Here.

Astarion, pocketing it: Thanks. Gale, break down the door.

[kawareo]

Can't throw daddy's name around to get what you want all the time, Durge, put away the dramatic lighting

Am a big supporter of the 'Durge likes gnolls while Enver doesn't' headcanon

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Anyone done this yet?

[demigoddessqueens]

Astarion: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Tav: well maybe you should have principles

Astarion: you’re right maybe I should.

[overheard-in-baldurs-gate]

Tav: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.

Astarion: Oh that day is closer than you think.

[bg3queen]

[bg3-fix]

Tav: "In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?" Minthara, turning to Gale: "Wizard, how tall are you?"

[sunflowey]

Astarion: Be a better person!

Tav: Why?

Astarion: Because someone needs to have morals in this relationship, and it sure as fuck ain't gonna be me, sweetheart!!