#bah answers

[thebahwrites]

I just read spoonful of sugar and I fucking loved it so much (Jake is obviously a cat in person form how have I never seen that before???) but I also saw this tiktok right before I read it and I had to share because it feels like this would be Bradley and cat!Jake once they start to get along

It took me a MINUTE to respond to this and I'll tell you why: you sent this RIGHT AFTER I saw that tiktok and joked to Forsty about it, so anyway here we are, 10+ years into their relationship and--

(art from my boy @forsty) for: a spoonful of sugar (helps the medicine go down)

[depressedmacaron]

Hey just wanted to pop in here real quick to say…

*runs away*

MANA YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I NEED A PICK ME UP. YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS TO ME.

[loony-d-toon]

Hey there! Mostly asking cause you seem cool and I love writing Zoro - are you the one writing Luffy?

Yes! Yes I am! <3 I'm still very much looking for one! 🥹you can hmu in dms and/or throw ur disc tag and I'll add if you wanna talk abt it!!!

[carlyraejepsans]

i lowkey disagree w u on ur position on fictional ships and certain portrayals of topics such as incest and pedophilia, but oh my fucking god to have the fucking. AUDACITY to accuse someone of real life pedophila and incest because they MENTIONED being NEUTRAL on a certain topic?? like you didnt even say you think fictional incest is cool and rad or wtvr u afaik (which. even if u did that ask would Still be abhorrent) but ur explicitly Neutral and are VERY carful to tag shit and i just. 1/2

cut for length and also sensitive topics

i cannot fucking imagine accusing someone of such a horrid act with such conviction bc u SLightly DIsagree on a topic. jfc. i block tags and if ur conversations ever drive me over the edge id Unfollow. im so so sorry people are such fucking assholes man. i hope people gain some sense abt these topics im so sorry

yeah no i completely respect your opinion. and i do know where it's coming from. to tell you the truth (basic decency of tagging triggers aside), i DO find most of those fanon portrayals to be cheap and uncalled for a good majority of the time, at least from a literary standpoint. things like dating a minor or your own sibling have serious implications on a character's moral code and interpersonal dynamics where most characters would... not fucking do that! and the moment you don't engage with those implications, it becomes either incredibly ooc or altogether shallow. some people act like a topic being problematic makes it inherently complex and rich, when it can be as tropey and flat as any other "safe" topic. being problematic doesn't make you interesting etc. my point isn't arguing over literary value, it's more like... there's people behaving horribly and cruelly towards the AUTHORS, and making disgusting assumptions like the one that was made against me, all because of fiction you can always filter out at the end of the day (assuming basic tagging etiquette is respected ofc) and like. that's too far. nobody deserves to be treated like this.

not to mention, the "incest fiction recs"/"pro incest posts" those freaks mentioned were literally 1) me gushing about revolutionary girl utena, a deeply feminist and self-aware series that unpacks the misogyny behind anime incest tropes by treating that abuse REALISTICALLY as patriarchal manipulation from a male relative and showing how the female victim suffers and emancipates herself from it and 2) me being annoyed that hs showed one of its characters suffering from csa without acknowledging it AS abuse, even when it would've been not just the morally decent thing to do, but also a genuinely good addition to his character arc (apparently it does do that in the endstory, but i didn't know it at the time). those are both posts about realistic, condemning, and well-thought depictions of incestuous abuse in fiction—which is the only way i ever enjoy the topic btw—but that didn't stop these people from deciding i had an incest fetish and harassing me for weeks on end to the point of accusing me of sexually abusing my teenage brother. like you said, it would be a ghoulish way to treat someone even if their assumption had been right (and it wasn't), but it's like they saw the topic being mentioned and that fact alone was unforgivable, regardless of context. and this crap happens to people all the time! if that's not fucking stupid i don't know what is

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Can i pretty please with a cherry on top have more hero x subby villain? And please make it as smutty as you can as i want to feel something in this sad sad life :)

hggg s-s-smut

“Fucking Christ — be a bit gentler, would you?”

The hero grinned mercilessly with the hint of a sadistic nature. The villain couldn’t quite tell if they really meant it since the hero tip-toed that line on a regular basis. It made the villain doubt their own abilities at times, made them believe they were nothing but a toy the hero liked to toss around.

It was the truth. Inevitably.

Today, the hero had decided to go for a slow pace. A cruel pace that was driving the villain insane, making them dig their nails into the hero and bite their lip so hard they thought they’d break skin.

Grabbing the hero’s hips, forcing them to move faster didn’t lead anywhere, though. Quite the contrary, it made the hero take their time even more.

“You weren’t really gentle with me today either,” the hero said. They had the audacity to slow their movements even more, making the villain curse quietly. Chasing their own pleasure was impossible when the hero was teasing them like this.

“We’re enemies. Had to make it believable—”

“Didn’t have to spit in my face.” The villain blushed, eyes popping open as they recalled the scene. It had been such a stupid idea but at the moment, they’d thought it to be fun. The cameras had certainly loved it.

“Didn’t have to be so evil,” they snapped. Suddenly, the hero stopped their pace all at once and every little building heat the villain had felt in their stomach vanished. Angry and possessive, the villain responded with an arching back, trying to get that pleasant feeling back into their guts.

“Open your mouth,” the hero commanded. For a moment, time froze. The villain’s heartbeat was in their throat, pulsing so loud they feared the hero could hear it.

Knowing that the hero was impatient, the villain obeyed but it was apparently not even remotely satisfactory to their enemy. They grabbed the villain’s jaw and forced their mouth to open wider with their fingers. As they sucked the saliva onto their tongue, they leaned over them, bottom lips touching. The hero let it drop into the villain’s mouth, watching with ecstatic excitement how the villain’s blush spread over their entire body.

Holy fuck.

It was messy. Making the villain have all sorts of reactions. The hero kissed them gently and their tongue pressed against their bottom lip, teasingly mean and the villain felt something beyond lust. It made them obedient and weak, ready to drop to their knees and serve the hero however they wanted.

“Don’t you dare do that again,” the hero whispered and the villain swallowed, embarrassed. “Don’t embarrass me like that ever again.”

“Christ, you’re insane,” the villain said. A breathless laugh escaped their mouth and it was more than difficult to look into the hero’s eyes.

“And you get off to that, don’t you?”

Once again, the villain’s eyes widened.

“I hate you,” they hissed and they meant it. They hated the hero. Hated their stupid smile, their flirty voice, what they looked like in the moonlight, how they hummed when they were nervous, how they chewed on their lips whenever they were at the end of their rope. They hated them with every last cell in their body.

“And still, you keep crawling back for more.”

The hero continued their slow tempo and the villain couldn’t decide whether they loved or truly hated that.

[matchingheadmates]

Hello. My name is Mod 34, I’m one of the mods on this account followed by Mod Creature and Mod Flower. This is a BAH blog dedicated to matching alters. I’m ok with sourcing anyone from dsmp, hermitcraft, life series, evo, empires, yogscast, ddlc, Yandere simulator, Minecraft diaries, mystreet, pheonix drop high, cookie run, fnaf, qsmp, fallout, eddsworld, creepypasta, MARVEL, hazbin hotel, helluva boss and sander sides. Mod Creature is the same for these sources, since we are from the same system.

I (Mod 34) will be fine with trying to create a headmate from any source, just know the ones I’ve listed above are what I am best at sourcing from.

Mod Flower is ok with writing from sources such as qsmp, mlp, the Magnus Archives, the Magnus protocol, heluva boss and hazbin hotel, dsmp, hermitcraft, life series, fnaf, mlp grimdarks.

Both of us are taken, as we are partner systems. Our goal is to bring together alters who see each other as soulmates; whether that be enemies, friends, romance, or a secret fourth option.

[simplydnp]

Re bathrooms: in dilm they talk about Phil seeing different objects in the tiles (he also made a similar story about that before that) and it's clear they both use this bathroom and it is in this bedroom. But later in WDAPTEO 3 in the text Dan says "your bathroom" so either it means they (or Phil) use whichever is more convenient or he says your bathroom because Phil is in there (but surprisingly my memory fails me when I'm trying to remember whether they said it again). No clue regarding a wardrobe, I assume it's a separate room? So this is the useless bit of information that I have in my mind and thought I might chip in the conversation 🙂

yes, that's the part for me that's supporting the 2 bathrooms idea. plus, at another point in a dapg video, one of them mentions grabbing a towel from the other's bathroom, but it's slipping my mind right now which video, and who it was. i feel like it was dan but that's just gut instinct, not total recall. i don't doubt they share them just generally, but it's also likely that one is more their's than the other.

[death---dealer]

i loved your proximus oneshot thank you

Ohhhhh my god thank you for this message i am like torturing myself over it because i HATE IT

[thebahwrites]

Slider & Mav + shovel talk...

Slider & Maverick - Shovel Talk (But I'm gonna surprise you <3)

Ron thinks he should be thankful that things worked out between Tom and Pete; it took them long enough after the Layton rescue but he thinks he should be thankful — if it had gone over a year, he'd probably start ripping his hair out. It was even worse not having Goose around to suffer along with but those were thoughts to be buried and not brought up again; the kind that led nowhere and only made him sad to begin with because what else there was to deal?

(Maybe he'd deal with it by himself and a bottle of Jack, when no one was looking.)

But right now, Slider found himself sitting besides Ice who was going over some reports ever so absently, muttering to himself things pertaining to their latest training hop - teaching at Top Gun wasn't a bad place to be so he didn't mind some of these more slowly-trickling days. "What d'you think about Matador Beach?" Tom finally speaks up when Ron was almost dozing off, laying on the couch, he blinks slowly.

"Like... as a place in general or..?" Ice grunts out a small laugh.

"For a date, Kerner." Oh, right, yeah, it made sense. Scratching the side of his neck, all Ron does is shrug, not really thinking too much about it.

"I guess it's fine if you like beaches? Like a picnic or something, right?" Between the two of them, Ron was more impulsive where Tom held back so his dates tended to be a lot less planned than the other's.

"Yeah, that's what I thought." Ice shrugs with that typical self-confidence of his and goes back to pour over his reports. Slider's eyes narrow as he realizes he should probably make sure this whole thing doesn't blow over Ice's face. Not that his friend needs protecting but it's always good to secure and Maverick was a damn menace who often needed corralling so a shovel talk, before things got super serious between those two idiots, was more than due.

It wasn't hard to find Maverick these days, if he wasn't on the tarmac or the bar or the hangar, he was at Carole's. (Whom Slider had been avoiding like the plague and he was sure to get an earful from.) So it was quite easy to, on the very next morning, when out for a run to detour so he'd hopefully find Mitchell there; which he did.

What Ron did not expect was to find said man just sitting on the front steps of the house, staring emptily into the distance with a blank expression and slouched shoulders. For someone who was, quite frankly not particularly tall or big - Maverick often took up a lot of damn space. So much so it was easy to forget the inches he lacked in height, making up for it being loud and brash and seemingly larger than life. The kind to not let himself get hit by anything and even if he did, brushing it off like water off a duck's back. Hell, he had come out of a tragedy into a rescue with what, a week to spare?

(Impressive was the right word but Slider would be damned to say it.)

He stands there, at the corners of the fence, watching Mitchell for a moment longer. In his USNA threadbare shirt and running shorts, the man doesn't move for a good while, like he's bracing himself for something, drawing sharp breaths and then burying his face against the back of a knee.

Ron decides to step back, seems like a bad moment.

Then every moment after that seems like a bad moment.

Maybe because he had never tried to pay close attention to Pete until now or maybe because he had never had the chance, always surrounded by others and the very very least Ice was always there too. Maybe he had never really tried to read more than just their regular banter but in the following days, looking for a breach, Slider realizes just how stupidly vulnerable Maverick is. How he keeps fighting uphill to stand taller than everyone, how he keeps his chin up taking hit after hit both metaphorically and physically when it comes down to it.

Their stupid beach picnic date comes and goes without any kind of hiccup and Slider was still trying to find a way to put Mitchell against the wall but the more time went by, the less he actually felt like doing it. It felt wrong, like kicking someone who was already down and he can't quite put a finger on the why. Maverick was a damn runt, is what he was.

It's exactly a week after that, when Ron realizes why, despite all their bantering and picking and arguing and more often than not headbutting, he can't bring himself to be actually hard on Mitchell. Sure call him slow and overthinking, maybe he just liked to cover all of his bases before spurring into action but for once, it at least panned out when the lamp clicked over his head like a cartoon moment.

"Hey." He calls out to Ice, as they're back where they'd been a week ago but instead of lying flat on the couch, Slider is standing right in front of the desk, grabbing his pilot's paperwork to make him look up, serious intent behind it. Tom looks up with a puzzled and slow blink, putting the papers down. They'd always been on the same wavelength

"Hey, what's up?" Ice picked tone shifts easily, he'd learned how to read Slider like an open book and he was glad for it. It was why, and how, they worked so well together for so long. So he could read the very real seriousness on Ron's voice and the very real intensity behind his eyes, adjusting his posture to make sure Ron knew; he was listening.

"Be good to Mitchell." If anyone, ever, held Ron Kerner to those words, he'd probably deny it. Hell, he wasn't so sure he was even saying them but fuck it if he hadn't rehearsed it inside his head for a while now. Holding Ice's startled gaze with firmness, he held a rigid finger pointing at his pilot's chest. "Don't fuck this up, man. I know you're the best and all so I'm counting on you, don't make me kick your blondie ass, got it?"

Tom stared back, surprised and clearly speechless, a little bit like a startled fish with his mouth falling a little open; Ron wanted to backtrack because it felt weird.

But someone had to keep an eye out for Goose's runt, right?

[Send me a Top Gun / Top Gun: Maverick prompt for a ficlet!]

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

DID MAJEXATLI STEAL THE GITH EGG because they COULD have a child now………. raised by the most questionable polycule in the gate

I have it so Lae'zel is the one who gets entrusted with the egg (though with a bit of Majexatli's persuasion nudging her towards agreeing to take the egg and raise it). The game now at least has dialogue with Lae'zel about it which is nice, since it was weird the whole githyanki egg stuff as it was before.

I know more dialogue can happen later on but so far Majexatli has just had the chance to ask Lae'zel how it feels to be a protector of a githyanki egg :)

[Devnote 1] Not too harshly [Devnote 2] A momentary maternal instinct comes over Lae'zel

In any case, though, something very homosexual about Lae'zel and Majexatli caring for an unborn child before they've even held hands.

[absolutebl]

Hi P'ABL

I've seen your reccomendation on good BL series to watch, but do you have any good reccomendation for BL Actor with good acting skill to follow? (follow their filmography works i mean, not follow them personally).

Thankyou

Top BL Actors?

Hellooooooo! Of course, here are some options!

This post is a bit old but it probubly still holds true:

BL Actors Since then & Additional Thoughts

Aside from Bah Vinh (Vietnamese) very few actors specifically specialize in BL. I mean a few in Thailand, but... that is mostly the options are what they are in Thailand and a lot of them are BL.

Fluke and Ohm probably have the largest back catalogue of BL that I actually enjoyed, but some of that is difficult to take or very sad. (Khaotung might be a good one too, since his character work is brilliant.) I haven't done an acting breakdown of Fluke Natouch but here is Ohm:

Ooo, can you imagine Fluke & Ohm together?

The other issue is, if you follow a Thai actor outside of BL there can be... not great stuff on offer. Nanon has chosen quite a few good pieces, he might be one to try. And I have some what enjoyed much of Sam Lin's other stuff (but I enjoy Taiwanese cinema in general) and there is Gong Jun to consider... I mean, who wouldn't?

I have talked about some of my favorite actors.

These are the ones I would recommend watching their BL because they are GOOD in it but the rest....?

[quinloki]

Bless you for being so open with your inbox and interacting with the fandom. Social is fine and all, but I desperately miss the community of 2000s internet, and your blog feels like a tiny corner of that.

T-T awww thank you.

The small irony being I wasn’t active in any fandom spaces in the 2000s for various reasons, but I’m glad I can provide something comforting like that.

I wish I had something more grand or poignant to say, but I mean, I just stuffed myself into a box for years. Tried to be what I thought I needed to be.

It might sound stupid, but One Piece really shattered that, more than anything else. More than changing my name, more than being queer. Something about the show and the characters just made me decide I didn’t want to hold back anymore.

Fuck it, if it was cringe, or if no one else liked it, I wanted to write and create and gush, and I was lucky enough to fall in with people who supported that until I was confident enough to stand on my own.

And not every interaction has been good, or comfortable or kind. People are far to variable for that. Not everyone is going to vibe even if they’re almost identical in ideology. It’s just the way of the world.

Everything, everyone, is just so complex. And I think that should be accepted and understood, even if it can’t always be embraced and celebrated.

But I’m glad my own weirdness had made a good space for some folks ^_^ even if I only make one person’s life a little better, I think that’s a good legacy to have.

[carlyraejepsans]

said I was gonna comment this but the ask button was closer!! Seems the uty tags were changed to include a project lead or dev? Who I guess goes by master sword

grumble grumble. the undertale ao3 tag doesn't have toby fox's name in it either. it also didn't force me to do my blacklist all over over again

[captainrufflebanger]

Curse you people sending me funny/interesting asks which I feel compelled to answer with art but I'm so easily distracted, I'm always 4 asks behind on drawing (please never stop. It brings me much joy)

[sunnnfish]

Was playing ace attorney and the steel samurai theme was playing and then my phone rang and well. My ringtone is also the steel samurai theme. Was a funny moment to me

[zacksfairest]

What's Addie's: - professional goal? - favourite solo pasttime (NO WORK SKILLS ALLOWED) - most unexpected skill? - fondest youthful (doesn't have to be childhood, but has to be old enough for nostalgia) memory?

Oh! Fun stuff!

Professional goal

Uh. Staying alive? lmao No but seriously. That really is the extent of it. She doesn't have the luxury of professional goals. When her Copper patron carved out that place for her in the Lions, absolutely no one was happy about it. Addie was told rather plainly that she would never advance in rank or station. She would forever be at the bottom rung of the ladder, and she should be grateful to be there at all. And she is! She is only too aware of the fact that her position should be impossible. It is impossible! And she doesn't dare reach for more, because she knows that any misstep could spell the end of this precarious freedom she's somehow managed to grasp hold of. And that was her key reason for joining the army, to wrest back some manner of control over her life. So I guess you could say her professional goal is two parts: stay alive and keep her head down. Fumbling either one of those could cost her both her freedom and her life.

favourite solo pasttime (NO WORK SKILLS ALLOWED)

BAH! HARD MODE! But I actually do have an answer for this! This is going to sound rather silly (and she would also say so), but she loves window shopping. Addie actually loves dresses and gowns and hair ornaments and hats—her lot in life just doesn't allow her to indulge in it. I think she owns exactly one dress for attending temple, and it's a simple thing that her meager salary allowed for her to buy. And even if she had the money, she doesn't have the space! She lives in the temple barracks, and there isn't room for much outside of necessities. And even if she had the space, frivolous things like that aren't good for her image. She can't have the men seeing her as a woman. That is dangerous for many, many reasons. Like, they know she's a woman, but sometimes not dangling that in front of them helps with some cognitive dissonance. So! She window shops. Sometimes when on patrol, sometimes in her free time. She looks in the windows of storefronts and daydreams about wearing fashionable clothes and accessories. Once Mikaila is a bit older, she enjoys doing a bit of window shopping with her while playing chaperone. Lets her pretend for a bit that she's a normal woman and not the freak show Lioness she's become.

most unexpected skill

Addilyn actually has a decent mind for military tactics and planning. She, nor really anyone else, expected this as she's always just been told to sit down, shut up, and do as she was told. But she's... I'll say weighed in on tactics, but in no official capacity, and only really when she has Lemuel's ear. She's had some thoughts and opinions that have improved circumstances for the men before entering a skirmish, though no one outside of Lem would know that. She could be a pretty good leader were she just born a boy, and likely a different caste, too. She got dealt a real shit hand with that combo. But she really doesn't begrudge it that much. Well, not often. At least that tactical mind is partially why she's stayed alive long enough to get to where she is. She's always thought better on her feet than the boys who died around her, who could never really see beyond the orders they were given, and how best to bend them to their will and ensure they made it out alive.

fondest youthful (doesn't have to be childhood, but has to be old enough for nostalgia) memory?

Addilyn's childhood wasn't entirely a shitshow. It was mostly a shitshow, but there were a few rays of light in it. I think if you asked her, she'd say that her fondest memory from her youth was learning to read with the rector from her town. Her parents did not care at all about educating her in any way, and the local Ssaelit rector saw the tragedy in that. He would hold classes a few times a month in the temple for any of the kids whose parents similarly neglected them, but he gave Addie some extra private lessons when she showed actual interest in learning. Most kids showed up for the treats he would always provide at these lessons, and would suffer the learning as payment for them. I think Duane reminded her of that rector sometimes, and it always made her a bit sad that Duane was fairly vocally disapproving of the path she chose in life, and would often sermonize her in an attempt to get her back on the proper ladylike track. She always took it to mean that even that rector from her childhood would be similarly disappointed in her choices.