#babysitting chaos

[amethysthollis]

justice system in a nutshell

[noobiestnoober]

Babysitting Hope Mikaelson

You offer to babysit baby Hope for the night so the Mikaelsons can handle some "Original business." It should be easy, right? Except Hope somehow disappears (spoiler: Kol took her for fun), Rebekah keeps calling to check in, and Klaus is two seconds away from having a nervous breakdown.

It was supposed to be an easy night. Just a few hours with Hope, a couple of bottles, maybe a lullaby or two—simple enough, right? After all, she was just a baby. A magical, possibly apocalypse-inducing baby with the surname Mikaelson, but still, a baby. What could possibly go wrong?

“Are you sure you’re up for this?” Rebekah’s voice crackled through the speakerphone as you bounced Hope gently in your arms. The little hybrid yawned, stretching her tiny fingers toward your necklace.

You gave your best confident smile, even though Rebekah couldn’t see it. “She’s a baby, Rebekah. I’ve babysat before.”

Rebekah made a noncommittal noise, followed by a sharp whisper in the background: “Elijah, I still think this is a bad idea.”

“She’ll be fine,” Elijah’s calm and measured voice replied. “Let’s give her a chance. We’ve been holed up for too long. This is just one night.”

Klaus, however, wasn’t nearly as diplomatic.

“I’m trusting you with the most important person in my life,” he growled, every syllable drenched in possessiveness. “If anything happens to her—”

“Nothing will,” you said quickly, cutting him off before he could spiral further. “Now go do your Original business—or whatever it is you people do in the dark of night.”

With multiple hesitant goodbyes, lingering glares, and one final checklist of emergency contacts (including the witch Davina and some guy named Marcel), the Mikaelson trio vanished into the night, leaving you and Hope alone in the compound.

The first hour was... blissful. Hope giggled at your ridiculous faces. She ate her formula like a champ. She even fell asleep against your chest, her little fingers curled tightly around the edge of your shirt. You nestled onto the couch, one arm around her, a half-finished book in your lap. You were starting to feel like maybe you could handle being part of this insane supernatural circus.

That is, until you woke up from a ten-minute power nap and realized she was gone.

“Hope?” you called out, trying not to sound panicked. The baby blanket lay crumpled on the couch, still warm. Your blood turned to ice.

You scrambled to your feet, checking every hallway, corner, and shadow of the compound. Behind curtains. Inside the kitchen cabinets (because supernatural babies, right?). No sign of her. Then your phone rang.

“Everything alright?” Rebekah chirped. Too chipper. Too calm. Suspiciously so.

You froze. “Yup! All good. Hope’s just��� sleeping soundly.”

“Send me a photo.”

“Right now?”

“Yes. Klaus is pacing like a madman. I think he’s about five seconds from kicking down someone’s door.”

Panic gripped you like a vice. “Camera’s broken. Weird witch glitch.”

“You have ten minutes to send proof of life,” she said sweetly. “Or I’m turning this car around.” Then she hung up.

You were so screwed. That’s when you heard it. Laughter. Deep, amused, and distinctly Kol Mikaelson. You bolted up the stairs, following the sound to the rooftop terrace. There he was, lounging in one of the deck chairs like he owned the place, Hope in his arms like an accessory.

“She missed me,” Kol said, flashing that maddening grin.

“She was asleep,” you hissed.

“Oh, lighten up. She’s perfectly safe,” he said, bouncing her on his knee. “Besides, I was bored. Elijah’s meetings are the fastest way to die of supernatural-induced boredom.”

You snatched Hope back just in time to snap a photo of her sleepy face, texting it to Rebekah with trembling hands. Kol leaned over your shoulder, squinting.

“You could’ve just asked me to babysit, darling.”

“You kidnapped a baby, Kol.”

He gasped, hand to his chest. “That’s such an ugly word. I prefer... surprise bonding session.”

Klaus Arrives

You opened your mouth to argue—but the front doors downstairs burst open with a thunderous crash.

“WHERE IS SHE?!” Klaus roared, storming in like a hurricane of fury.

Hope cooed in your arms, utterly unbothered. She waved a tiny fist at her father, as if amused by all the chaos.

Kol raised his hands lazily. “Relax, brother. She’s been with me the whole time. Safe and happy.”

Klaus’s jaw clenched. “You are never allowed near her again. I mean it this time, Kol.”

Kol tilted his head. “So dramatic. I didn’t even get her to say ‘Uncle Kol.’ You wound me.”

Rebekah appeared behind Klaus, arms crossed and lips twitching with barely contained amusement. “I told you something would happen.”

Elijah sighed, calmly removing his coat like he hadn’t just heard his brother scream like a banshee. “Well, at least no blood was shed tonight. That’s an improvement.”

You gently handed Hope back to Klaus, who took her as though she might shatter in his hands. His eyes softened at the sight of her sleepy little smile. For a brief moment, the rage in him melted into something almost tender.

“She’s fine,” you murmured. “A little confused. Possibly emotionally scarred. But fine.”

He looked at you for a long moment, then gave a small nod. “Thank you.”

Then, more quietly: “Next time, perhaps, we’ll bring Hope and Kol with us. At least then I’ll know exactly which disaster to expect.”

Kol grinned wider. “I’m touched, really. Shall I start clearing my schedule for future outings?”

Rebekah rolled her eyes. “Next time, I’m babysitting. Alone.”

You didn’t argue. In fact, you were already Googling vacation spots far, far away from New Orleans—preferably somewhere Kol-proof.

[digital-slvt]

LMAOOOO IM DEAD

[fabioemme78]

[emacrow]

Babysitting duty calls, Klarion

It another world threatening battle for the justice league, young justice against the league of Villains and chaos children before most of the chaos children froze as if they sense something bad was approaching and immediately dipped out.. except klarion whom was fighting with raven who immediately froze up too late in front of the portal.

Only for a green portal to appear, as a worned out floating glowing green, but blue skinned teenage boy who turn into a man with red eyes, a clock staff in hand and a glowing white hair baby in a baby carrier.

Klarion is literally struggling like a feral cat who got wet in cold water against some invisible force speaking in some odd static like language before giving up after half a minute when the man spoke back with a short word.

The man now just shape-shifting into turn elderly just gave klarion the baby carrier before noticing how the heroes and villains have stop in mid battles looking at both klarion and him.

"All in soon time, but be warn Flashes whom break the laws of times will get their due if you keep messing with the past and future." Spoken the elderly now shape-shifted into a young boy before he turn back to klarion leaving him a note and glowing baby bag before floating back into the swirling green portal.

Klarion could only look at note with his eye twitching, Teekl meowing as she climb into the baby carrier purring around the glowing baby.

"Why do I keep getting babysitting duty, it so unfa-..." klarion grumbled as he pick up the baby carrier and bag teleporting away..

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"What just happened?" Said Dick whom only one question would be put on hold til later in the watchtower of what just happen before the fight resuming with the young and original justice league winning since the league of Villains were distracted.

[flamingpudding]

He's my clockwork appointed babysitter, not dad.

They failed, even they managed to beat all the cultist in time. The ritual was still completed. The leader was laughing like a maniac until Hood hit him hard with the butt of his gun, knocking the guy out cold finally. With held breaths, they watched how smoke rose from the ritual circle higher and higher until it started to form a black shadow with stars as eyes and too many teeth and limps. Batman was on his way with Constantine. Maybe they could at least contain whatever that was until they arrived.

"Who in the name of all good and holy dared to summon me?!" A static scratchy voice echoed in their ears.

No one dared to answer at first but of course Red I-fear-nothing Hood had to open his mouth earning him death glares from his siblings. "Aren't you like a demon? Why would you mention anything good and holy?"

That think was blinking at them and Tim did a double take when that think moved its many limps like it was rubbing the back of its neck.

"In the name of all bad and cursed then?" It sounded unsure still a booming echo like voice but unsure. They shared a look. Dick opened his mouth, ready to say something when suddenly a familiar voice shouted from behind them.

"Cut the crap kid! They are the Batsie and his birds belong to the good!"

They turned to see Constantine marching in with Batman right behind him. The man was throwing the but of his cigarette way as he went right up to that demon. Which apparently was not one because right as the Brite was up to it a puff of greenish some blocked their view for a moment before a white haired child stood where the demon had been seconds ago.

"The hell you doing out here kid. I told you to stay at home."

"You try resisting a summon when your all new to the fact that you can get summoned!"

"Your going to make my hair gray faster, you little chaos gremlin."

"Aw love you too!"

"Uh Constantine?" They had question of of them was that Constantine was apparently familiar with that child, demon, whatever.

"Right." The man lit another cigarette but before he could even take one drag of it he side eyed the child staring up at him before he flicked it to the side. "Bats my demon son, Danny the Bats."

"Demon son?"

"Actually I am-" They watched how Constantine covered the child's, Danny's, mouth with his hand shushing the boy.

"What did I tell you about interdimensional secrets? That's right, do not talk about them to just anyone. We are not repeating the Green Lantern incident."

Should they feel offended? It felt like they should. They weren't just anyone.

"Constantine." Batman gruffly warned, but the man held up one hand towards them. Batman was definitely offended that Green Lantern got to learn something he wasn't getting to know on Constantine's watch.

"One moment Batsie. I need to- did you gremlin just lick my hand?!"

The moment Constantine removed his hand the child stuck his tongue out at the JL Dark member and made a break for it to hide behind Batman.

"Get back here you little..."

"No! I am always stuck at home, and you promised me I would get to see the watchtower at last month!"

Batman blocked Constantine from getting to who was apparently the man's demon son. Staring at the man as the boy grinned in triumph.

"Mate get out of the way, this kid needs to get grounded again."

"For what?"

"Being a chaos gremlin that won't listen."

The rest of the batfam had only one burning question on their mind. "Which demon was willing enough to have a child with Constantine?"

Well, except for Tim who had caught the little tidbit of interdimensional secret and was wondering who Danny really was.

[house-of-tykayl]

pretty old AU idea by now but basically the TTG gremlins are 1) very small and 2) infest the TTA tower like cockroaches

and 3) TTA starfire wont let TTA robin kill them

[vvanillavveins]

TMA x Malevolent x Dracula crossover where it takes the 2 Jons way too long to find out about the secret 3rd John and they end up wasting the first half of the plot making stupid mistakes because they can't figure out which of them Arthur is shouting at but are too polite to say anything

[likeiknoworsmthin]

HC I'm thinking, Jay learn to imitate Dick almost to perfection. Except for a few moments when he definitely lost his cool (which the entire population of Gotham agrees was much less scary than when Dick lost his temper) he has it right to the t.

But the thing is that they're fundamentally opposite on their motives:

Dick puts all his anger and pain in to be THE Robin, and then he convinces himself that he is the light that Gorham needs and forces himself into that role.

Being Dick Grayson It's secondary to him, being Bruce's ward is also secondary, the identity that matters is being Robin. He needed Robin, the same way Bruce needs Batman. And they understand each other for that, but also they fought for that, because taking Robin away was like saying he doesn't matter.

So, if Superman and/or WW even help Bruce to babysit for whatever reason, they'll FEAR for the moment a rogue arises because Robin will inevitably join them into the fight. Every activity has to be scheduled at the second and NEVER let him out of sight because something could happen.

But, to be honest, they fear even more if the rouges don't show because that demonic child may as well go seek one by himself. Take care of this chaos embodiment should count as an X-Sport and after each time his respect for Bruce grows a little more because they have super strength and are EXHAUSTED.

Meanwhile Jason, After a necessary period of weariness, Jason was happy to be able to go to school, and learn, and have daily meals, and food, and a dad, and a grandpa, (and a Brother, sometimes), and ALL those books to read and to be able to help people and become the light of Gotham.

He was happy as Robin, but he was more happy to be Jason Wayne. To have a family that somehow cared about him. For him being Jason was first, being Robin was a special extra added to being part of the family. And he LOVES IT.

So having Robin take away from him was like saying that he's no longer part of the family.

But, if Clark and/or Diana ever help Bruce to babysit; they love it. They can take him to their jobs to help (Can read or help Clark to find references and can enjoy the museum asking questions) ¡And he'll stay!!, and yeah, he'll probably try to help to evacuate the buildings around and things like that, but not necessarily as Robin and not necessarily will try to join the fight.

Sometimes he even just hides and watches the fight from a secure distance. Like 70% less heart attacks, 10/10 would recommend.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 134

Jaskier sits in the clouds, and sings colors and vibrancy into the world he passes by. His clouds take him across the continent from a bird's eye view. He'll lounge on his stomach, and strum his lute, and sing down below him, and watch the life of the villages he passes become more lush. The villages marvel at the skies, and the plants, and the birds, and the butterflies, and even their own clothing, as it seems more colorful than usual, and it's all because of Jaskier, the rainbow, having passed by. He loves making people happy, with his songs and colors. When he sees a village taken by tragedy, he sends them good tidings in the forms of his rainbows. Beautiful beacons of hope, as well as a stairway for the lost souls. A way to climb to their new home instead of turning into some horrid ghastly creature witchers hunt. ... Witchers. Now that's something that intrigues Jaskier. He's never been able to catch one. They seem to run from his colors. His songs. Sulking all alone in the gray. But when he catches one, he promises himself he'll make sure the witcher sees every beauty possible. Jaskier climbs down the staircase of a rainbow and decides to nap in his favorite meadow. Jaskier wakes up to a sword against his neck. Hm. He looks up and spots- "A witcher!" He grins. "What... are you?" "I am a rainbow!" "...What?" "I'm a rainbow! Would you like to see? I could make some things more colorful, or paint in the sky, or make a rainbow to show you-" "You needn't go through the trouble." "Pleaaasse? Please can I show you!? You witchers are always in the grayest parts of the world! Let me give you color, please? Please, mister witcher?" "I was sent here to kill you. The nearest village believes you to be a troublesome fae intent on tricking them." "All because I made their begonias pinker?" "It appears so." "Well, I'd rather like to ignore the 'kill me' part going forward with our new companionship." "Our what?" "I'm going to show you beauty, Witcher. Just you wait!"

[cerealboxlore]

you know those posts where cap’s seen as a dad figure? what if one of the reasons why the other superheroes think that way is because when league members bring up there kids or need cap to cover for them when their kids need them cap is just super understanding, empathetic and gets oddly proud of them for being with there for their kids

the actual reason why he’s like that is because billy just really values those things as an orphan and is proud to work with such great people

Whenever someone mentions or even breathes the implication of Cap being mistaken as a dad or seen as a father figure, I lose my marbles, because, oh cheese and crackers, I just can't express enough how much I adore this headcanon! I'm doin' a little happy dance :D

Billy Batson is someone who has always yearned and wished to be a part of a family again since his experience was cut short due to tragedy and made sour thanks to his uncle Ebeneezer being crusty dusty, so it's easy to see him respecting those who appreciate the family they have. He had to grow up and mature far faster than any kid his age, and compared to most adults, Billy is actually more mature and responsible than they are, unfortunately. It's reasonable to see that this would be reflected in Captain Marvel; someone who's immature at times, but ultimately a good-natured person with a golden heart and good intentions, who others can depend on anytime and anywhere (much to the sacrifice of his personal life).

Billy has been in enough foster homes at a young age to know the difference between a good parent and a rotten one, so seeing members of the league prioritize their family members and kids would make him really happy. He's the type to take on any shift or mission in the place of another member if they had something important to do with their family. What you said about him being very proud and empathetic towards parents in the league made me realize that Billy would have loved to have parents like them had his own not perished. In a way, he's not just proud of them, but a little bit envious.

This also brings up another headcanon of mine, where Captain Marvel is the unofficial designated babysitter of the league when emergencies come up. Because despite not knowing who he is/his secret identity, people trust him enough to let him know theirs. Like, it all starts with the Captain in the watchtower break room drinking apple juice, and is suddenly bombarded with a group of children or sidekicks being thrown at him by the other heroes, saying that the Captain was in charge while they were away before teleporting away.

All these kids and teenagers that he suddenly has to help look after, and while Captain Marvel is calm on the outside, Billy Batson is freaking out on the inside. Some of those kids are older than he is, and there's some hilarity to it. Shenanigans ensue in the Captain Marvel: Adventures in Babysitting day, but it all turns out okay in the end. As a kid, Billy would know how to talk to them and keep them busy with fun/educational stuff. Might even teach them a thing or two about good morals, manners, archeology, or ancient magic stuff.

I imagine some of those kids would want to be babysat by him again, and Billy would welcome it (with warning ahead of time). Captain Marvel is just someone people like being around with his good dad vibes. Some of them even ask if he has kids of his own, but are met with an empty room immediately as the man zooms off whenever people ask him questions about family.

Gosh I went rambling again, but I loved this ask!

[disastertriowriting]

Anakin: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Rex: No, that's not how you make cookies. Ahsoka: FLOOR IT!! Anakin: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Rex: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Anakin: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!  Ahsoka: DO IT! Rex: NO-

[stlilies]

Sumerus best 24/7 babysitting/daycare service on the go - Bestowed by Alice herself

look man if you're gonna be associated with the hexenzirkel even SLIGHTLY you're gonna babysit klee at some point.

[ikemengoessbrrrrr]

Playing with uncle Ten!

[ripmyfictionalfriends]

was babysitting a kid who is obsessed with dino's today so we watched chaos theory together 🥰

[durasposts]

the polycule with these three would be fucking insane