#babysitter!alastor

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Could you please do Newborn!Angel dust and babysiter Alastor. Where Husk went with Charlie to run some errands and Angel comes from work head to toe in bruises and Alastor finds him crying in a corner? Thxs😊

Ofc love thank you for the request!

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"Im sorry, what?" ( cw: brusin,curssing, threating ) Not proofread

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Angel dust and Alastor had a... interesting dynamic to say the least. While they were not the closest of friends they did occasionally hangout and when angle regressed he would always (want) to help especially if husk wasn't around.

Now angel was at work but soon on his way home, Alastor was getting out of a overlord meeting and husk an charlie were in the city running some errands to help improve the hotel and to try and get people to go.

When angel had gotten home he walked immediately to his room trying to cover himself and trying to not be seen at all. He walked to his room and closed the door curling up in the corner as he wrapped his arms around himself.

Alastor walked back to the hotel with his usual smile until he got to the lobby and the second he did he knew something was off. He wasnt sure of what yet but he was going to find out.

He carefully walked three the halls of the hotel ti see if he could find the thing that was off until he looked at angels door… it was closed which is unusual, usually it’s open when he is at work.

Alastor walked to the door and gently knocked on the door “Angel, dear; is everything alright?”. The only thing that could be hear was small sniffling threw the door.

As Alastor walked threw the door he noticed that all the lights were off and that the curtains were closed. Alastor was even more concerned when he saw angel curled up in a corner. He slowly walked over to angel, soon noticing the bruises he had. He felt a mixture of angel and concern as he carefully gathered his thoughts and stood beside angel, leaning down a little "My dear whats wrong?" he asked in a soft voice.

Angel looked at him and alastor just saw the pure look of sadness and pain coming from his eyes as he looked at him "i-i.. w-work.." he said stuttering the best he could to get the words out. "Im sorry,? What." he said in a slightly more pissed off voice before returning to his composed self. "Deary are you telling me your boss did this to you?" He asked again just for a clarification. Angel nodded, his eyes feeling glossy. Alastor was about to say somethings but before he could angel gently crawled over to him making grabby hands. Alastor forgot part of his anger as he saw angel, He gently picked angel up "Its ok dear, dont worry... hes not going to hurt you ever again..." alastor said softly as angel curled up in his arms and gently sucked his thumb. "Now now.. here lets try this instead.." alastor said as he walked over to angels paci box collection and got him one of his favorite pacis; gently putting it into his mouth.

Angel gently sucked on the paci as he clinged onto alastor. Alastor gently rocked him before looking at him "Do you want a onesie sweetheart?" Alastor asked. Angel nodded softly as he walked over to angels closet "pick the one you want dear". Angel picked a soft pink one that had tiny hearts on it that charlie made for him. Alastor smiled softly as he took angel over to the bed and put one of this dips on him as the onesie matched with a pair of sweartpants. "There you go little darling..lets get you more comfy" he said as he grabbed angels blanky and comfort as he walked to his radio tower.

The tower was a comfortably warm as he went and sat in his office chair with angel. Angel curled up in his arms as alastor put his blanket on him and his stuffie on his arms. Alastor used his radio staff to play soft music as he gently rocked him. Angel fell asleep soon after and alastor continued to get rock him as he looked at the small bruises on angels face.

An hour goes by and husk gently opens the door to the radio room, smiling softly as he saw alastor and angel there. As Husk got closer he saw the brusises; a frown going to him. Alastor got up carefully with angel in his arms as he tried not to wake him up as he put him in husk arms.

"He said it was work, now if you dont mind me I have a new scream to broadcast." he said in a slightly pissed off tone as he left the room. Husk felt a shiver down his spine as he said that but when he saw angel he felt comfortable again. husk stayed in the warm radio room until angel woke up and as for valentino... well i think you can imagine what happened to him.

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[ronnie-quinn]

A Day at the Park

CG!Husk, Babysitter!Alastor, and Regressor!Angel Dust

Plot: Husk and Alastor take Angel to the park.

TW: Blood, thorns

Request by @KittyCarrie (Guest) on AO3

Husk and Alastor had thought about taking Angel to a park to take a break and to just be little. When Husk told Angel their plan, the spider was reluctant to go because one, he wasn’t the most sociable regressor whenever his headspace dropped to a very tiny one. And two, age regression wasn’t fully understood well by the public (despite it being recommended by licensed therapists on Earth) and he didn’t want to be seen as some sort of creepy weirdo. Husk and Alastor understood this and decided to take Angel to a park where it wasn’t busy and he can have all the playground equipment to himself if he wanted.

When the trio made it to the vacant, yet peaceful and beautiful park, Angel spent all of his time playing with Fat Nuggets, slowly warming up to the place and exploring the nature around him at a safe distance where Husk and Alastor can see him.

Angel babbled to Fat Nuggets, asking him if he wanted to play hide and seek. Understanding the question, the pig nodded and ran off to hide while the spider counted next to the bench where Husk and Alastor were sitting.

“What are you up to, kid?” Husk chuckled.

“Hi an’ see,” Angel said. “Nunu hi'in'.”

“Ahh, a classic game for many generations of children,” Alastor nodded. “Did you know that it was invented all the way back in the second century B.C.?”

Angel just stared at the radio demon, not comprehending what he said and went back to counting.

Meanwhile, Fat Nuggets crawled to a nearby bush. However, he didn’t realize that the branches were covered in rose thorns. He tried getting out so he could find a safer place to hide when he ended up getting stuck between the limbs. He squealed out for help, alerting Angel and his caregivers.

“Nunu?” Angel gasped as he ran over to the bush and tried to get Fat Nuggets out.

“Angel, wait-” Husk tried to warn, but Angel pricked the top row of his hands and cause them to bleed. The spider began crying in pain, clutching onto his bleeding hand. Husk and Alastor ran over to him.

The winged cat gently asked, “Can I see your hands?”

However, Angel was too overwhelmed to move. Not only did his hands hurt, but he was gravely concerned that Fat Nuggets was probably stung with thorns, too.

“No need for alarm, little one. We’ll get your friend out of that dastardly bushel and heal him if he needs it,” Alastor reassured.

“Yeah, we’ve got medical stuff in your little bag to help you and Fat Nuggets feel better,” Husk added as he patted the gray baby bag that he was holding.

Angel tearfully showed his injuries to Husk, who grimaced and began carefully plucking out the thorns from his hands.

With the snap of his fingers, Alastor made the bush that trapped Fat Nuggets disappear. The pig crawled over to the radio demon, a couple of thorns poking his back.

“Nunu be o'ay?” Angel asked Alastor.

“Of course, not to worry,” Alastor nodded as he patted Angel's head. “The thorns aren't deep into the piglet's skin. They should be easy to remove.”

Alastor started to pick the thorns off of Fat Nuggets while Husk treated the spider’s wounds with Octonauts Band-Aids.

“Li’ Peso,” Angel sniffled as he pointed at the bandages on his hands.

“Yeah, Peso has Band-Aids just like these,” Husk said as he kissed Angel’s boo-boos.

“Nunu has Peso ba’das too?”

“We’ll give Fat Nuggets all the Peso Band-Aids he needs.”

After Alastor removed the thorns off of Fat Nuggets, he let Angel hold the pig while he applied the Octonauts bandages on his back.

“There we go, it seems that you two are feeling better already,” Alastor said. “Let it be a lesson, though, that you shouldn’t go near bushes if they have thorns in them.”

“Just come get me or Al if you need any help,” Husk added.

Angel nodded as he carefully embraced Fat Nuggets.

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A Radioapple SpyxFamily AU idea dump

It seems that I´ve become incapable of writing down my ideas into a decent story, so I will just dump everything into this post - and whoever wants to pick up these pieces and string it together into a coherent story is welcome to take them and run with it. I just need to get it out of the system otherwise I´m gonna mad here.

Setting:

SpyxFamily Universe - Cold War between Ostania & Westalis (if I wanted to be funny I´d have renamed them into "Elysiana" & "Ereboris" or smth like that, because there already exists Eden Academy, so why not turn it into "Heaven & Hell")

A/B/O- Universe (?)

Alastor as westalian spy known as "Smiles". He´s an expert in hiding in between shadows & and concealing his presence. (You only know he´s there when you see a creepy smile, but then it´s already too late for you.) Officially he works as a radio host at a radio station, which serves also the purpose to get the latest news from everywhere and subtly altering it if necessary. They also use it to communicate in code via broadcast. His excuse for getting almost murdered on the streets or for coming home with injuries will most likely be "haters of his radio persona" or "fanatic fans". Yes, he has a very intense fanbase (and hatebase), yes some might call him the radio demon.

He accidentally rescued a little girl called Niffty while on a mission, who refused to leave his side since then. And before he could get rid of her, his superiors had the brilliant idea to keep her, so he could take on operation "Strix", because it seemed that she´s smart (& old) enough to be enrolled in the famous Eden Academy.

Niffty is able to read minds, so she knows that the plan is to get closer to the youngest son of Sera Desmond, Adam. (You can imagine how the first meeting will go when I say that Adam will be terrified of her most of the time and will constantly try to convince everyone that she tries to murder him.) Lute will be his bodyguard, of course.

Our little gremlin will also make sure that Al gets a "wife"/mate/partner, because of course Eden Academy has this strange/stupid rule that the kids need to a whole set of parents to even have a chance to get into it. Al is not eager to go through the list of potential partners that his informant and old friend Husker provided him. Fortunately the problem solves itself with a chance meeting at the park where Niffty almost falls into a pond full of ducks.

And look who´s there! A cute little blonde (omega) with the name Lucifer, who is pondering his life choices and who´s in desperate need to prove that he´s NOT single and/or incapable of taking care of himself. See, he can still look after a kid and prevent her from falling head first into a pond. See, he can also sympathize with being a single parent, because he´s been in that role many years since Lilith´s death.

The wedding ring on his hand? Oh, that´s just an old remnant that he keeps wearing because he´s not really into finding a new partner & when they see the ring they usually back off and leave him be. Unfortunately it led to his new coworkers believing he was still married, because he had been too distracted (and not in the mood to talk about it) in giving them a direct answer ("I don´t have a wife"- "Oh sorry, husband then"). And somehow he talked himself into a corner with his adult daughter Charlie, too, because she believes he´s been dating someone for a while now. He had only been on a handful of dates because she had been constantly nagging him over the phone & then simply started lying to her about it to make her stop worrying.

Now he has one problem coming from two sides: His new coworkers invited him to a dance party, so he needs a dance partner - preferably his nonexistent husband, because he´s too embarrassed to admit he´s single now that he´s already been there for a while and never corrected this assumption. His daughter deems it appropriate to finally meet his new (imaginary) partner & make sure her dad is in good hands.

Lucifer also kinda fears that Charlie would actually throw away her carrier chances if she worried too much about him, because as much as he tried to hide his struggles from her, he knows she´s seen it. Luckily Charlie doesn´t (& hopefully never will) know how far he went to make ends meet for them, because he´s definitely not proud of it. He will never regret marrying Lilith & having Charlie, even though they got disowned by their families and never got the chance to finish their education at Eden Academy after they found out about them (and the pregnancy).

Lucifer is officially working a boring office job, but has a (regrettably) successful carrier as an assassin since his daughter´s childhood years, because he was desperate for money and would have done anything for his daughter to get her a at least somewhat decent childhood & education. His codename is "Rotten Apple" (he always leaves a faint smell of rotten apples behind) and he´s very good at disguising himself. His small and slender build also makes it easy for him to disguise as woman if necessary.

Anyway, Alastor & Lucifer come to the conclusion that it will benefit both of them if they entered a fake marriage. Lucifer is very glad he found Alastor, because not only can this man cook a thousand times better than him, he can also dance and make his coworkers jealous! Well, Charlie is not entirely convinced yet, but you have to forgive her, she´s very protective of her dad & worries too much (Vaggie is trying to convince her to let her dad be). Alastor is somewhat relieved that he found someone who has experience in child raising & knowledge of Eden Academy. He doesn´t care that his mate is older than him & already had a child roughly 20 years ago. If someone asks why he didn´t choose a younger one: He likes that they can enjoy the same things, such as music, dancing, playing instruments, etc. He´s also good with kids, has experience, doesn´t mind marrying someone with a child, does he need to go on? Ah, yes and both of them don´t ask too many unnecessary questions, because gotta keep their secrets.

Btw Vox is not happy about this fake marriage, because he wanted to play happy family with Al. (Niffty does not, she likes her new "bad boy" dad very much, thank you.)

[nekogaaaaaaa]

Husk: *Disappointed sigh "Why my boss like this?"

[zerooup]

Busts down door again, :3

[takabinaryy]

Little Fawn

Idea by me little- Alastor babysitter- Vox Caregiver- Valentino

It was a very long day for Valentino. All he wanted to do was get home check on his little fawn in the boy's little room. The fawn would be sound asleep cuddling a moth plush , which was a gag gift from vox a few years ago as a Christmas present. See Big Alastor didn't care for the plush toy with soft fluffy wings that looked like Valentino's own wings. And Little Alastor? The little fawn absolutely loved it! It was his favorite stuffie out of all four plush toys he owned.

He loved it because it did look like his dada, sure the body of the plush was a light pink and the antennas were this dark blue color. And the wings were white on the outside and the inside at this flower heart pattern. That was a pastel orange almost like the maker wanted it to be a moth and a regular butterfly at the same time. Even though Valentino didn't get home till like 4 in the morning. The pimp still got in his penthouse locking the door to the actual house part of the building. He slipped his signature coat off and set his cigarettes in the little bowl on the high counter where Alastor can't reach of course. The moth demon was about to take a shower and grab his fawn so the deer could sleep with his dada for the night.

However the sound coming from the kitchen brought his attention to the open fridge, that he didn't see before. Valentino leaned against the island/counter and peaked over and saw his Bambi. The Deer demon was dressed in a soft snap crotch pastel red onesie with the diaper poking out clearly noticeable. His Little boy didn't even notice him standing there. Hell the Little just kept on munching on lunch meat from the bottom drawer of the fridge. He was kinda thankful his baby wasn't eating raw meat. Don't get him wrong he's perfectly fine with his baby being a cannibal. But when Alastor is little, the poor baby gets a bad stomach ace which leads to full yucky diaper changes they both don't like. When he eats raw anything during little time.

So Valentino walks around the counter and picks up his little love. Slightly startling the poor thing. Then with his other hand the moth demon grabs the lunch meat Al was munching. Then shut the fridge door.

" You know little fawn. I get home and dada gets no cuddles or hugs. Can you believe that? "

Alastor ears went up like a deer in headlights when he realized. He didn't hear his dada come in the house. He didn't even hear the moth walk in the kitchen! So the shorter demon snuggles up against the moth demon. Trying to be more adorable then he already is , Al even nuzzled his face against Val's chest slightly.

" Hi dada"

" Mhm hi to you too little red. I see your snuggling up to dada hu? You missed me sweetheart?"

Al just nods his head that yes he of course he missed his dada! Sometimes adults/caregivers are silly like that. Asking questions that they already know the answer to. Val just laughs and puts the lunch meat away and sets his little one on the counter top while he makes some coffee with his fancy french press , that was gifted to him by the king of hell himself. Val feels a tug on one if his sleeves already knowing it's still his baby since he saw vox passed out on the couch earlier , some babysitter he was for not even hearing Al getup and get himself a snack.

The moth demon turns around giving the baby his full attention once more , said baby mumbles his request that he wants cuddles. Of course Valentino heard him perfectly of course , and so Al is picked up by Val's second pair of arms and held close to him while he multi-tasks getting his coffee and a bottle going for his little one. They both get startled by Vox falling off the couch and quickly scrambling off the floor to go check on the little he was supposed to be watching technically yesterday , Val laughs to himself knowing full well that Vox is going to freak out because Alastor isn't in bed asleep.

So that's what he does , it takes the pimp to count all the way to four in his head before Vox is running out of the hall and looking all around the living room , which makes said "missing" baby go into a giggling fit. that definitely makes the Tv head demon whip his head around to the kitchen seeing his boss with a amused grin spread on his face like the fucking Cheshire Cat and a giggling fawn in his arms.

" ......WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK?!"

" first off watch ya language, ya know how i feel about Al hearing curse words. And second stop fudging yellin it's almost five in the damn mornin. Third came back a couple of moments ago , ya were sleeping on my couch and didn't even hear pumpkin here , get up."

" isn't dam-"

"Vox."

" alright , alright , you could have at least told me you had the little fella instead of just laughin at me , duckface. "

" watch it. it was amusin to watch ya run around and freak out , definitely amused bambino here. Now ya stayin? or are ya gonna go back home? "

"It's already five in the morning , i'm staying here , Vel is coming over with donuts tomorrow anyway"

"Of course"

And just like that Vox flips Val off when Al isn't looking as he makes his way to one out of many guest rooms valentino has , said moth demon looks down at the deer in his arms and hands him the bottle and downs his coffee , for some reason coffee makes him sleepy and tea keeps him awake. Then Val turns off the lights in the kitchen and living room , leading the both of them back to their room , where Alastor gets layed down gently on the plush blanket and pillows being set on either side of him while the taller of the two grabs a dark grey pair of silk pajama pants.

He makes his shower as quick as possible a couple minutes later Val comes out wearing the pajama pants , don't get him wrong he likes pajama sets. But usually he sleeps without clothes however he only sleeps with clothes on when his boyfriend is little , like right now. Valentinto plugs in the little nightlight in the outlet by the door before moving the pillows away from his baby , and settling them both under the covers , bring Alastor close to him as said little keeps drinking his second snacks , definitely drifting off to dreamland by every second.

[b1u3butt3rf1yanim3cart00ngirl22]

Hello everyone! I am Miss Butterfly, nice meet to you!

I am biggest anime and cartoon fan for life!

My favorite anime and cartoon characters I admire!!! 🥰

1] The Owl House: Hunter/Golden Guard (My love!!!💘) *romantic*

2) Star vs The Force of Evil: Tom Lucitor *romantic*

3) Scott Pilgrim Takes Off: Scott Pilgrim (My dorky boy!! 💕) *romantic*

4) Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leo and Donnie (My turtle boys!!!💕) *romantic*

5) Soul Eater: Soul Eater Evans and Death the Kid *romantic*

6) My Hero Academia: Izuku Midoriya and Shoto Todoroki *romantic*

7) Detective Conan/Case Closed: Shinichi Kudo, Kaito Kuroba/Kaito Kid and Heiji Hattori (My DC boys!!!! 💕) *romantic*

8) Hazbin Hotel: Lucifer Morningstar (My ducky boy!! 💘)

9) Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss: Alastor the Radio Demon and Blitzo

My favorite anime and cartoon child characters I wanted to protect and adopt!!! 😊✨️

1) My Hero academia: Eri *platonic*

2) Camp Camp: Max *platonic*

3) The Loud House: Lincoln Loud, Lily Loud and Lucy Loud *platonic*

4) Gravity Falls: Dipper and Mabel Pines *platonic*

5) Spy x Family: Anya *platonic*

6) Gakuen Babysitters: Kotaro *platonic*

My favorite anime and cartoon couples I admired and shipped!!! 💕💕 (Part 1)

1) NaruHina (Naruto Uzumaki x Hinata Hyuuga)

2) Felinette (Felix Culpa *Miraculous Ladybug PV* x Marinette Dupain-Cheng)

(I found it from DeviantArt! 😉)

3) Huntlow (Hunter/Golden Guard x Willow)

4) Amourshipping (Ash Ketchum x Serena)

5) IzuMomo (Izuku x Momo)

(I found it from DeviantArt! 😉)

6) IzuTsu (Izuku x Tsuyu)

Masterlist

[al1fers-haven]

"Bring your kid to work day."

Alastor fluff - a continuation of 'Almost Instictual' and 'Instinct.'

"Alastor, love." The radio demon turned around, looking at your disheveled frame before eying the baby in your arms. A gentle smile overtook your features as you attempted to not just fall over and go to sleep right there. "Y/n. Dear, you're not supposed to be up and about yet! Go back and rest-" You shook your head, putting a finger up as you shushed him and continued to rock the two-month-old in your arms. Taking a deep breath before speaking once again.

" I need you to take Maria out today, or just away from me for a little bit- I need to sleep and my stomach has been hurting so much. Please-" Alastor watched as you walked up to him and gently gave him the sleeping girl. He stiffened at the contact. "Y/n- I have a meeting today-" You waved your hand, dismissing his statement and laying back down in bed. You looked horrible. Still recovering from the C-section they had put you through after you went into labor. "I need sleep, I need time away so I don't strangle her. Please just take her for the day, or get a babysitter- I don't care."

Alastor wasn't someone who had much shame or could be embarrassed easily. It wasn't a secret that he would do things without thinking, and this moment was an example of just how bad that was.

"Is thou your offspring, Alastor?" Zestial poked a little black claw into the baby's face, a small chuckle leaving his form as the baby grabbed onto it. A babble left Maria's mouth before Alastor realized that he was being spoken to. "Biologically? No....But I have relations with her mother. Who is recovering from getting surgery and was asked to have the little thing accompany me today while she sleeps." The green man nodded. "Thou was domesticated my eyes see." Alastor laughed a bit himself, gently pushing zestials finger away from the child face before exiting the elevator. Had he truly been that tamed by you?

"Alastor, zestial-" Carmilla pinched the bridge of her nose, staring at the board at the end of the room with her back turned on them. Ready to yell at the two men before she turned around and just stood there. Staring at Alastor.

"Is that a fucking child?"

Alastor gently glared at the woman and covered Maria's ears. "Whoops." Rosie jumped up from her seat and ran towards the two. Smile as bright as ever as Alastor let her take the baby. "Oh, there's my goddaughter! Hi Maria! It's anti-Rosie!" Maria giggled a little bit and grabbed Rosie's hat. Alastor stretched a bit at the loss of weight in his arms. "Alastor where did you..get this child." Alastor deadpanned, gently taking Maria back from Rosie and ignoring the woman pleads to keep holding her. "She's mine, technically. Now- Maria here will be attending today's meeting." Rosie snickered, returning to her seat with Alastor. "Okay then..." The room shifted their gazes over to the doors, three voices laughing about how stupid the meetings were booming throughout the room now as the vees entered the little room.

"You five are late. I expected better than you. Including you, zestial." the old man just chuckled and nodded. The vees seated themselves without a care in the world.

Carmilla pinched the bridge of her nose. "Now, we are all here because-" Valentino raised his hand like a child, his eyes on Alastor who had a baby in his grasp. Carmilla groaned loudly. "What, Valentino?" "Why does Alastor have a child?" Vox glitched a bit, looking at the red demon who seemed completely unphased as the baby girl started to play with his ears. "Okay let's get the elephant out of the room already!" Carmilla stood up, pointing to Alastor and Maria. "The radio demon we all have known to be an asshole now has a baby. Alastor is now 'dating' a woman who has a child and she is not well so he brought her here. Any objections?" "Should we trust that fossil with a baby?" Velvette giggled a bit, raising her hand as well as rosie and alastor glared at her. "I ask you don't swear in her presence. Her mother would kill me" Alastor quickly added on. Vox gawking at the display. "So- you got someone to sleep with you?" Alastor shook his head no. "No! Of course not, i do not with for such....nasty activities. Just dating her mother. Isn't that right maria." "Carmilla, would you mind holding her?" She nodded as alastor handed the baby to her, a small sigh leaving his mouth as he fixed his suit. Looking over to see the baby being passed around. His static screeched to a halt. As soon as the baby got to vox, who was holding her normally. She started to cry. Everyone silent in the room as the baby was passed on to velvette. Who was surprisingly good with calming her down. As soon as she got to valentino tho he didn't know what to do, grimacing as he held the child up like simba. Alastor quickly took the baby and glared at valentino, holding her tight. "Now may we start the meeting? Thank you.”

[scoutswritingcorner]

If Alastor and reader were to ever have a child, I think Cat Alastor would love the kid so much

Bodyguard or Babysitter?

Alastor x GN!Reader

Ft Cursed Cat Alastor

TW: Not much, talks about pregnancy and a baby.

A/N: SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT! HOPE YOU ENJOY!

You’re right Anon and you should say it. Now this goes without saying once again, Catastor and Alastor do not get along that well if it involves you. They both want your attention and will literally kill for you if you ask them too. Now add in the fact that you're pregnant with Alastor’s kid? Oh boy that jealousy and overprotective nature ramps up 100% more. Catastor is more chill than Alastor but you can’t blame him. What the two can come together on is protecting you and the baby, those are the only times they actually respect one another enough to be calm.

This cycles back to my headcanons ‘Family Man’ but to me Alastor seems like an okay/good-ish dad. Won’t get too into again cause then I won’t be able to shut up SO-

Here are some headcanons!

-🦌 Catastor will be the baby’s babysitter and bodyguard, you are the only person that can pick the baby up if Catastor is near the baby (which is like most of the time). He will only growl at you, anyone else gets eldritch horror.

-🦌 The baby asleep in Alastor’s arms? Catastor is nearby glaring at Alastor. The baby in your arms or in its little rocker? Catastor is purring loudly on your lap or next to its rocker. He’s always around.

-🦌 The baby is the only one to grab on Catastor’s ears, tail and little antlers without getting hurt. 

-🦌 Catastor straight up was jealous when you were in bed holding this tinier version of you and Alastor combined. He stopped being jealous as soon as he got the baby's scent and just watched the little creature curiously. 

-🦌 It’s so small and weak, why is it constantly crying? Catastor doesn’t know but it smells like you and Alastor so that’s a plus. The first time Catastor laid on the baby Alastor almost threw the cat out the window.

So all in all, you got a free body guard and babysitter that is Catastor and he takes his job very very seriously. You gotta start paying him with demon flesh or scritches.

[damnedrainbows]

@gctchell

People having fun with Alastor's shadow, Part 2 (Rather Alastor's shadow is scolding Niffty)

[fraugwinska]

Going with the times was amazing! Thank you so much. If I may can I get another Alastor x Reader who is a very affectionate person like always going in for hugs if she's close to them and she gets drunk and starts trying her hardest to give Husk a hug because he looks so grumpy, so he summons Alastor to come get his girlfriend. Who then gets incredibly happy to see him and just clings to him after he picks her up. Id also like to see Angels reaction to all of this.

You are awesome!

No, YOU are awsome! :> I do love Husk and Angel together, throw drunken Reader into the mix and we have ourselfes some chaos :D I sincerely hope you like it! <3

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Take the edge off

It had started so innocently. 

For the first time since you met him, Husk had actually, actively invited you for an after-dinner-sendoff-drink at the bar, along with Angel. 

Coming from him, the one that had been the most on the fence with you, you didn't dare to pass this opportunity. It was understandable though. Husk had a deep distrust in Alastor, and, by proxy, in you when he had introduced you to the surprised residents as his ‘courtship’. 

You had visited the hotel often after that, staying for activities or dinners, bringing over some baked goods or homemade treats if your work schedule allowed time for it, lending listening ears and comforting hugs in spades to anyone who needed it and earned the admiration - or at least acceptance of your presence - from almost everyone over time. Almost. 

Husk, ever the skeptic, had made it clear to you he wouldn't want to have any relations to demons who chose to stay at Alastor's side, let alone his ‘partner’. 

But you stubbornly persisted, even though it had hurt, even though Alastor would pat your head and tell you it was wasted labor - you still tried, bringing an extra bottle of the herb sirup you knew Husk liked to spice his drinks with, or you tried to engage him in conversations about things you learned he was interested in. Now, your earnest efforts had seemed to finally been fruitful - instead of invading, you were finally invited to sit at his bar. 

In all the nervousness of not fucking this up, you drank too much, way too fast. You were a lightweight on good days, but now, after five not-so-kid-friendly drinks in the span of less than an hour, you were… unhinged. 

“I told ‘ya the last Gin Tonic was too much for her!”

Angel snorted with laughter, two hands holding you back from climbing over the bar to an aggravated Husk, arms outstretched and whining loudly. 

“Huuuuuuusk, come on, just oooone!”, you struggled against Angels grip on your waist, eager to reach the furry demon and put your arms around him, “I give the bestest, bestestest hugs ever, you cannot not smile, I promise!” 

Husk ducked with a mumbled curse, dodging your gripping hands when Angel temporarily lost grip on you because he laughed too hard at the chaotic mess that you were - normally his job, with Charlie as the babysitter - oh, how tables turned. 

“Fuckin-... how the hell was I supposed to know that she'd turn into a goddamn demonic care bear?!” Husk grunted, pulling the feathery end of his tail out of your hands - you had caught it with delighted giggles and glee, and pouted when it slipped out of your fingers. 

“Niffty! YO, NIFFTY!”, he bellowed, looking down to find her already at his side behind the bar. 

“Shit, you're fast. Oy, go and get Alastor, pronto, tell him his friggin’ girlfriend is…” Husk was pulled back by his neck, a sudden weight on his back making him swallow the end of his sentence. You had managed to escape Angels restrictive hands, and slung your arms around the cat demons neck, nuzzling your cheeks into the fur on his back. 

“Theeeere ya go! Feel the frown turn upside down!”, you sang, words muffled by his pelt, grip as strong as iron. Husk groaned, prying at your hands, but - to no avail and Angels absolute amusement - you tightened your hold on him the more he struggled. 

Niffty tilted her head, clearly not fazed by what was happening. Angel heaved, clutching his chest as he tried to calm down enough to speak. 

“Niff, just… pfff, stop that, leave his whiskers alone babe, holy shit, huh-huh, okay, okay… just run an’ tell Smiles to get his doll before she strangles Husky, okay?”

The little bug nodded eagerly and scurried away. 

Angel turned to Husk, still a highly bemused grin on his face. “‘Ya know, having the radio demons lover hanging around ‘ya neck might earn ‘ya some major street cred.”

“Oh, you fuck off if yo’ can’t help.”Husk growled, trying to ignore your figure, still clutched onto him like a living backpack. “Get off me kid, come on, dammit.”

“But you're not happy yet.”, you said innocently, refusing to let go. 

Angel gave Husk a meaningful look. “‘Ya know, she really does give great hugs, when she's sober and not batshit crazy drunk like this.”

“I don't need hugs, I need a fucking drink is what I need.”

“Huuuuusk…”, you whined again, quieter now, sadder. “Why do you hate me?”

Husk stood still, exchanging a look with Angel, who seemed pitiful now. He nudged his head to the two of you as a silent command: Say something nice. Husk sighed, patting your arm around his neck awkwardly. 

“I don't hate yo’, kid.” 

“Yeah you do… I just want to be friends, see your happy face, smiling… but you hate me…”

Angel narrowed his eyes at him, mouthing ‘Do better’, and he huffed. 

“Jesus fuckin…, listen, I don’t like yo’ choices of men, but ...you're alright. Way better than yo’ bitch ass of a boyfriend at least.”

Angel opened his mouth to say something, but the sound of Alastor's signature jazz background music approached and he quickly decided to just sit back, out of the immediate danger zone but near enough to have a first class seat to whatever would happen now. 

Alastor walked up with an amused smile and curious expression. 

“Evening, my fellow friends. Niffty came to me with a cryptic message, about my darling doe strangling our beloved bartender?”

Husk scoffed, turning around so the radio demon could see you hanging on him like a koala on a tree trunk, pointing at you. “This yours?”

Alastor laughed, his face lighting up in a softness Husk had seldom seen before. 

“Indeed, it seems to be.” He chuckled, stepping up to you. “Darling?”

You rose your head at the sound of his voice, smiling happily when you recognized him. 

“Al!” He caught you with ease when you jumped from Husk’s back straight into his arms, patting your back as you locked your arms around his waist. “My, those two did their diligent work, you are quite inebriated.”

You giggled into his coat. “Yup, I am hammered like a rusty nail!” You lifted your head, beaming up with tired eyes at his bemused grin. “And Al, guess what! Husk said I'm not an ass like you, so he doesn't hate me anymore! I’m alright!”

Husk, who rubbed his sore neck, froze at your words, quickly shooting the radio demon a glance. Static crackled and for a second, he shivered from the licks of electricity running over his spine, making his fur stand up. But nothing further happened. Alastor just smiled at you, ignoring the cat demon completely, and ruffled your hair. “How good for you love, you did it afterall! But it’s late now, why don’t you stay here tonight?” “That’d be nice…”, you sighed, sleepy and exhausted.

You let his waist go, only to wrap your arms around his neck as he scooped you up to carry you. Angel and Husk gawked at the scene before them, questioning reality as Alastor, of all people, pressed his lips to the crown of your head, which made you humm and turned to leave, leaving the bar without so much as a cheerful "Good night, chums.".

Angel leaned forward, elbows on his knees and hands in his hands, watching the pair disappear in the dark with an amazed expression. "Man, she really takes his villain-y edge off, doesn't she? Kinda scary how she gets Smiles to almost behave human." Husk poured himself another drink. "Scary doesn't even cut it." He took a huge swig, but he still had to grin.

[66kenobi66]

Vivziepop Can't Write POC

TW/CW: Racism, S/A mention

Surprisingly Vivziepop's work actually has more POC characters than I first realized. And all of them are...less then splendid.

Valkyrie

Valkyrie...poor, poor Valkyrie...

Forever cursed to sit in the back, shut up, and only stand up and contribute when her white savior girlfriend either royally screws things up or needs moral support.

I've spoken about my strong feelings on Valkyrie many times before in previous posts so I'll only really give one new shred of criticism I've realized: Making your main POC female cast member a former genocidal murderer who spent supposed years killing her girlfriend's kind is...a choice.

Emily and Sera

My biggest issue with Emily and Sera (especially Emily) is that you can hardly even tell that they're meant to be Black. Their skin is a weird dark grayish brown, their features are stock and bland (both of them lacking proper noses), and their hair is some puzzling mix of straight and poofy.

And the writing of them both is also unimpressive. Emily is a carbon-copy, stock "Bubbly young girl" archetype who never really does much other than sing and move around. She acts more like a piece on a chessboard than a character, simply moving and doing what the scene needs her to do. Sera on the other hand, is a personality-less stick figure who just kind of does things because...the plot requires it. Also, great move Vivzie! Making one of the main villains a Black woman who endorses genocide and has to act like a babysitter/manager to the loud, obnoxious, hate-spewing white guy. How progressive!

Velvette (Kind of?)

I...actually have no real words to say about Velvette. Which sounded like a positive until I realized the reason I had nothing to say about her is because she does nothing. Like, ever.

She just kind of stands around being annoying and ignoring her fellow Vee's whining fits and sex crimes. Jeez, uh...that argument between her and Carmilla was stupid, I guess?

Velvette: She sure is one of the characters of all time!

Valentino

Not even worth mentioning, you already know he's terrible.

Alastor/Husk

Oh dear god, Alastor...

Words fail me at how much of an insane fail both of these characters are. One is a offensive caricature of Voodou that would make Dr. Facilier roll in his grave, who's also somehow whiter than snow despite being half Creloe. And the other is a constantly complaining douche and a hopeless alcoholic, who has a whole song devoted to calling a sex worker a loser for being abused/not having a proper coping mechanism. Oh, AND he's enslaved by the other "Black" guy! HOW PROGRESSIVE 😀

Oh and Carmilla is there too, but I've been awake for too long and also have nothing to say about her :/

[witch-of-the-writing-desk]

Alastor The Babysitter Part 2

Kid: Hey mister Alastor you wanna play a game?

Alastor: No thanks kiddo I'm far too busy for childish games.

Kid: Aww But we where gonna play The King Says it's like Simon says but you get a crown, a sceptre, and guillotine.

Alastor: What's the guillotine for?

Kid:When a person doesn't do what the King says you get to say off with your head and pull the the little string.

Alastor: I'm suddenly not busy time to let heads roll.

[radioisntdead]

This is my first time requesting anything from you so I hope this idea is okay but would you be willing to write something where the reader is Alastor's child (I live for Dad Alastor) and they meet Susan? Maybe they get really attached to her so every time they visit Cannibal Town Alastor has to reluctantly take his kid to see 'Grandma Susan' and be civil around her?

Only if you're up for it though! I love your blog so MUCH and I live for both the platonic Alastor and Susan content you do

-TheAmberFist ♡

Good evening my dear! I did headcanons I hope that's alright, I adore your blog's content as well! I reread your "leave it all on the dance floor" series often! I positively adore how you write Alastor's and the readers friendship! Also thank you so much for requesting this because that gives me an excuse to bring back this header!

Papa Alastor doesn't like Grandma Susan.

Alastor & child reader, Susan & adopted against Alastor's will grandchild reader.

Warnings: Cannibalism also reader is a fawn because deers.

HEADCANON TIMEEEEE

Much like my other Papa Alastor fics, he either picked you up off the streets, or you just straight up followed him home like a stray puppy.

He unwillingly became a father.

I imagine he was talking with your Auntie Rosie and You wandered off to explore Cannibal town!

Despite being in hell, it seems safe enough for children considering there were other children around.

Anywho you stumbled upon a cranky Susan and just immediately started going

"I like your dead rodent scarf!"

"It's a fox, what are you blind?"

Long story short she unwillingly became a grandmother that day because you would NOT LEAVE HER ALONE not that she minded

Alastor has to deal with you whining that you want to see Grandma Susan, dude does NOT want to call her your grandmother, in his eyes you only have one grandmother above that you will unfortunately never meet.

"I wanna see Grandma Susan!"

"She's not your grandmother, why in the devil's name would you want to see her?"

"Because she's my grandma,"

"No she's not."

"yes she is!"

"No."

"Yes!"

Que a repeat of no's and yes until he eventually relents because you are NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER.

I imagine Susan enjoys your company but also uses you to peeve off the embodiment of red-40 that is your parent.

Like Alastor leaves you with her for whatever reason and is just like

"Don't give them any candy, no more then two juice boxes anymore and they get rowdy."

Guess who got a little goodie bag of candies and had a whole box of CapriSuns?

Also I imagine you as a fawn, specifically one of these [no this totally isn't an excuse to show the deer pictures I have saved noooooo]

Susan puts either a bow or bow tie on you, I imagine she breaks into the hotel sometimes when Alastor is out and is just like "I'm taking my grandchild out, fuck off!"

Vaggie tried to stop her once and nearly lost an arm, so far the only ones that are successful in getting Susan to not kidnap you is Angel dust [aka your favorite babysitter] ,Rosie, Alastor himself, for everyone else they have to risk losing limbs, Charlie could probably coax you away from Susan.

They banned her from the hotel, set up security measures.

She keeps getting in they don't know how, they're terrified.

Nothing stops Susan.

Alastor keeps cordial with Susan because he can't do anything to Susan because of Rosie and also because much to his displeasure you are attached to the ornery old bitch.

Alastor wants to take you on a father-child day? Torturing sinners, getting cannibal ice cream, getting souls,

He can't BECAUSE Susan snuck into the hotel and snatched you up!

On the flip side, Susan wants to take you shopping because the modern [1920's-1930's] clothing Alastor dresses you in is horrendous, Her words not mine

But no Alastor literally just picked you up and teleported away, how rude! How dare he keep her from her grandchild?? Ungrateful brat who raised him? [She's lucky Alastor did NOT HEAR THAT, just because he's dead and his ma is in heaven does NOT MEAN HE'S NOT STILL A MAMA'S BOY the good version ]

I imagine as a consequence Susan starts acting like Alastor's parent, like threatening to ground him, telling him to go in the corner and think about what he's done, chastising him for his awful haircut, then grabbing a bowl and scissors.

Alastor hid behind Rosie while Susan and you looked for him because she was definitely planning on giving him a bowl cut.

Good evening folks! Oh how I've missed writing for Susan! I missed our grumpy grandma, I hope you enjoyed this! As per usual thank you for tuning in I hope to see you again soon!

[notherpuppet]

Hold on a phone. How Luci did meet Angel?

Is it spoiler?

I don’t think I’m gonna draw this, but Lucifer literally hired Angel OFF THE STREET

Probably something like this:

Angel spotted Lucifer in the city, looking stressed after Alastor’s been bedridden from his gunshot wound.

Angel: Hey daddy, you seem stressed. I can offer a helping hand if you need one ~ 🩷

Lucifer: OH MY GOD, yes! Thank you!!

And that’s how Lucifer got a babysitter.

[weebsinstash]

More poly LuciLili ideas since you guys really liked the ones where they get Reader pregnant

-I really like the idea of Reader, in the very beginnings of the relationship, where you don't know they're "out to get you" yet, that you come across Lilith in a rocking chair, crocheting or knitting, like, little baby socks or a little baby hat, and she knows you're getting baby fever (and has already talked to Luci about it) and you start talking to her and she's just like "this is for a very good friend of mine. She's going to be having her first baby soon :)" and then timeskip to around 12 months later when you have your baby and she gifts you the same socks and you're just like ".... HEY! >:(" and are a little mad but not that mad, in fact maybe you're so in deep at this point you're smitten they were thinking of you the whole time

- I just. I really REALLY like the idea of Reader having a premature delivery so you give birth and the baby is super small just like its dad 🥺❤️ like Lucifer being genuinely excited he's having his first son and looking so forward to seeing how big it's gonna be and you get this, this cute little bean,and he ADORES his baby but, just the idea of a little tiny preemie Morningstar 🥺❤️

-I love the idea of Lilith completely going over Lucifer's head if "she knows" the best or whatever. Oh she thinks Reader is the best for Lucifer? She'll pull all those strings to shove her husband at you; drug him, swap places with you during sex, give him weird horny dreams, invite you to their Garden of Eden dream dimension where you've got your beav out. I still think of plucking berries off a bush and, you all, idk, wind up lickong the berry juices off of each other's fingers and stuff... brewing wine and getting drunk and swimming in a river... frolicking like little spring fairies

-Reader who starts getting their heart broken over the fake Eden dreams because you wake up missing "your lovers" and you go out to a bar and fuck actual people and they're so deep in your fucking head that you regret it. It feels like cheating. All you can think of is your Lily and Ducky and how you want them instead 🥺❤️ and they're not even. Real. At least the versions you're dreaming about. That you don't know ARE the real ones.

-babysitters Fizzy and Ozzie and idc what you say. They love your baby and adore being fun gay uncles and it may even lowkey make them wanna adopt a baby of their own

- you know who is the happiest here. CHARLIE. A new parent, her very own baby brother, and her family and friends are closer than ever? It's a happy day in Hell! Never for a SECOND does she have "am I being replaced with the new baby" anxiety. She's thrilled and even starts asking her mom if SHE'S gonna have another baby (and that milf freak may reply that she'd consider it if YOU got pregnant again. The two of you could be pregnant together--)

-I feel like carrying the son of the devil would give you some. Interesting cravings. It's two in the morning and Alastor finds you with handfuls of raw meat and blood dripping down your chin and he's bursting out laughing, "suddenly I'm not the only one!"

-i can just picture Heaven getting the memo that Lucifer has created another child and there's tons of angels freaking out and trying not to cause a panic and, God is there "you know what? good for him, good for him". Adam and Sera are tearing their fucking hair out and God is like. Contemplating sending a gift basket.

-I feel like there's added layers if Reader was somehow a former wife of Adam but can you even imagine. Lucifer steals not one. Not two. Three of your wives. He fucking dies and his soul is in Hell and that's already torture enough and he finds his wife again and she's. Pregnant with Lucifer's child. This man would have a Kubrick level menty b (but I prefer human reader having mad supernatural pull game lol)