#baby bitchboys

[leaharleyg]

Those so called men on Twitter or X or whatever the fuck it's called now idgaf calling Margot Robbie 'mid' need to go take a look in the mirror before it commits suicide by seeing how fucking ugly you are inside and out. Like bitch who the fuck are you talking to rn. Who.

[franzkafkagf]

no cuz why is he SO baby girl coded:…….. jj abrams im sending you my therapy bill.

[bitegore]

about 1/4th done with the assignments i want finished tonight so uhhhhhhhhhhh im allowed back. anyway i want to pin tom zane to a wall with my penis and also a very large sword and then i want him to try to use editor place-switching priveleges on me so i can slap him so hard he loses his concentration and cant make it happen over and over and over. i want to watch his brain reset in real time. he'd probably even have fun with it too

[raccoon-queer]

being a system has fucked up my sense of humor immensely tbh

[tmblrkid]

THE WAY I SCREAMED AT THIS

[hertwood]

oh my GOD he did nearly the same thing the williams did ANYWAY like HELLO in conclusion sure if the rules say its allowed its allowed w/e i'm not gonna argue about that BUT he sure is a lil bratty bitch boy for it

[enviedear]

He sighed. "In due time, you will understand. In the meantime, eat." He pushed the tray of food that had been sitting next to you when you woke up closer to you, before standing up. "I'll be back later. If that food isn't gone when I return, you won't like the consequences." He turned around swiftly and made his way to the door.

— this mfing bitchboy malewife well how fucking endearing is that ?! to have not seen her in so long and still hold that level of care, let alone very affirming care, is wild. you know that one scene in seignfeld where kramer asks george, "d'ya ever yearn?"— i think that's kylo. his inner very much hidden and beaten down romantic lol. this is also just so well written, thank you sm for writing and making my world go 'round <3

Growing Pains | Pt. 1 ༉₊˚✧

Kylo Ren/Ben Solo x Fem!Reader

➴ Summary: He loved you, he left you, and now he will stop at nothing to get you back.

➴ Word Count: 1.3k

➴ Warnings: smut in future chapters so 18+ MDNI, fem!reader, stalking, kidnapping, lots and lots of angst, a little blood, slight death mention, kylo is kinda soft for a min but he's still kylo ren so mean!kylo, flashback dream, established relationship with ben, crylo ren, reader is wallowing and low key wants to die

➴ Taglist: ( @enviedear @capitanostella @teapartydreams )

A/N: lowkey (high key) cried while writing this. did not intend for this fic to be so sad right off the bat but here we are. so apologies for that. nonetheless, i hope you enjoy !! <3

Your head was spinning as you clutched your saber, the yellow glow reflecting off your teary, panicked eyes. You don't know how long you had been running, it felt like ages. The salt from your tears stung your face where twigs and branches had slashed you. Something had been hunting you. A dark, looming creature in a mask that you knew was never going to stop until it was dead or had you in its grasp.

You stopped in a clearing, frantically whipping your head around, looking in every direction. The moss felt soft underneath your bare feet that were sore from running, and it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Not even the wind or the birds made a sound and the hairs on the back of your neck stood straight up.

Before you could even process the sound of the branch snapping behind you, everything went black. The last thing you remember feeling was being caught by two strong hands before being enveloped in the dark void of sleep.

It was the same dream as every night, and despite how heartbreaking it was to wake up from, you found great comfort in it. After six years, you had accepted at some point that sleep was going to be the only place you'd ever see him again.

"Do you ever wish you were a bird?" Ben turned his head to look at you, that same smile on his face he always seemed to have when he was in your presence.

You laughed at him, "I can't say it's something I've ever thought about. Do you?"

The two of you had been laying in a flower meadow, watching the clouds and birds go by as the sky faded to an orangey-pink. He let go of your hand to roll closer to you, and he brushed your wind blown hair out of your face.

You picked pieces of grass from his dark hair as he spoke. "Of course I do. If we were birds, we could go anywhere together, we could fly far away from here and we would have no responsibilities." He smiled down at you.

Before you could respond to him, everything faded away. Ben, the pink sky behind him, and the warm meadow all slipped through your fingers like sand. Despite it's own despair, your brain threw itself into a different memory. A much darker, more painful memory.

"Get away from me!" Ben screamed at you, pointing his saber at you. The rain beat down on the both of you, soaking your clothes and chilling you down to the bone.

You looked at him, the betrayal clear in your eyes. "This isn't you, Ben... I don't understand, please help me understand. Why are you doing this?" Your voice broke as you pleaded with him, your warm tears mixing with the cold rain.

He ignored your pleas and looked down at you with an expression void of emotion. "Maybe you never knew me to begin with."

In the blink of an eye he was gone, leaving you alone and cold in the rain. Your broken sobs were drowned out by the heavy rain as you realized nothing would ever be the same again.

When you awoke, the painful throbbing in your head came crashing down on you immediately. Your body ached as you sat up from the concrete floor of the cell you had been put in, and you lifted your hand to the side of your head. When you looked at your fingers they were covered in flaky, dried blood.

When you fully came to your senses, you saw him, sitting across from you on the other side of the room. Kylo Ren, the Supreme Leader of the First Order and most feared man in the galaxy was mere feet from you, simply staring at you. You weakly scrambled backwards to put distance between you, your head hitting the wall behind you, causing you to wince.

He stood, holding a damp cloth in his gloved hand. "Don't do that. You're hurt enough as it is." Kylo said blankly through his modulator, before crouching down in front of you, attempting to be at eye level despite his dark helmet separating the two of you.

He reached his hand out towards your face. You frantically shook your head and inched away from him, causing him to sigh and use the force to freeze you in place. "Stop moving, I'm trying to help you." He sounded annoyed, but he began to gently wipe the blood from your face with the cloth.

You winced at the contact, which he noticed. "I'm sorry, I'm almost done." The modulator in his helmet stripped his voice of any emotion, but you could've sworn there was a hint of sympathy in his tone.

Once he finished, he released you and leaned back slightly as if to admire his work, before nodding at you. "You must be terrified. My intention was not to hurt you, I thought it would be easier to catch you... I suppose I was wrong." His modulated voice crackled.

You saw your reflection in his visor, your expression terrified and eyes sunken. You began to cry. "Why am I here?! I j-just want to go home, I want t-to go back to Ahch-To, please!" You begged him through broken sobs.

Kylo tilted his head slightly. "Now why would you want to go back there? It isn't like you have anyone to go back to but the terrible memories." His voice was now cold, calculated.

Your brow furrowed. "How would you know that?! You know nothing about me!" You shouted at him, tears streaming down your face.

He laughed through the modulator, as if there were some inside joke you had no part in. "On the contrary. I know plenty about you."

Your eyes narrowed as you stared at him, angry and confused. "Who are you?"

He sighed. "In due time, you will understand. In the meantime, eat." He pushed the tray of food that had been sitting next to you when you woke up closer to you, before standing up. "I'll be back later. If that food isn't gone when I return, you won't like the consequences." He turned around swiftly and made his way to the door.

"Why didn't you just kill me in that forest?" You said weakly.

Your question made him freeze. He tensed in the doorway, and didn't turn to look at you before speaking. "In due time, you will understand." He repeated, only he sounded... pained this time. He quickly left, shutting the door and locking it behind him.

You picked at your food, feeling the sorrow and rage boiling inside you. You screamed, throwing the tray at the door before curling up into a ball and sobbing against the cold, concrete floor of the cell.

You wanted nothing more in that moment than to feel the warm, comforting embrace of Ben, but you knew it would never come. There was a song he would always sing to you, to calm you down. As you laid there crying, you began to hum the tune to yourself.

Unbeknownst to you, Kylo stood outside the door to your cell, listening to your outburst. He sighed, leaning against the wall, deep in thought. He was quickly pulled from his thoughts though, by your humming.

He froze. Despite your broken sobs, he recognized it immediately. He had almost forgotten about that song, it reminded him of a version of himself that he had spent six years trying to kill. Kylo didn't realize he was crying until he felt a tear slip out of the bottom of his helmet. He quickly wiped it away with a gloved hand and inhaled sharply, before walking down the dimly lit hallway, away from your cell.

[chimerabytes]

introducing imperius to my music taste and he just has to endure my wild oscillation between Normal And Cool Jazz And Bossa Nova, Kinda Fucked Up EDM, and really sad heavy & gothic metal

[the-heaminator]

MONSTER MATTIE WINS IVAN IS GETTING RAILED TONIGHT LADS

[scekrex]

Nsfw, Adam breeding tran!reader and dirty talking but in a gender affirming manner like 'I'm going to make you a father', 'I hope you're ready to be a daddy cause I'm going to put a baby in you'

Breeding kink my beloved. I feel like Adam's totally into the thought of fucking a child into someone (reader in our case) but actually wanting kids? Fuck no. He had to take care of his kids in the past, ain't no fucking way he wants more

Spin round quick rock yo body

pairing: Adam x trans!male!reader

warnings: language, vaginal sex, no use of female privates though

note: not beta read bc fuck you I don't have beta readers

Adam’s nails dug into your skin as he pushed your hips flush against his own, pounding into you like it was the only thing keeping you alive, like he’d die the moment he’d stop crashing your hips together. You were breathing heavy and so was he as he kept fucking his dick into you, drawing the most glorious sounding moans from your lips that the first man had ever heard - how could a single person sound so divine, so perfectly pure and yet so nasty at the same time? A question Adam would never get an answer to, not that he minded.

“Fuck,” the brunette on top of you huffed as he tugged on your hips to get them closer, his body was acting on instincts and the words left his lips before he could give them a second thought, “Gonna make you a fucking dad, babes.” And your body seemed to like the sound of that, because as soon as those words had fallen from the most perfect lips in all of heaven, a loud moan of the first man’s name was your answer to his plan. You met his thrusts halfway through, high on the thought of Adam breeding you - the fact that you were able to get pregnant had never felt as arousing as it did in that exact moment, the opposite had been the case. It had always given you dysmorphia, so the fact that your mind actually liked the new kind of dirty talk Adam tried was surprising to both of you.

“Imma fill you up with my fucking cum ‘til you can’t take more ‘nd make sure to fuck a goddamn baby in you,” the brunette continued, very visibly enjoying the idea. And while in the back of his mind he knew that winners weren’t able to get pregnant and actually give birth to children, the sheer thought was able to keep him going. It’s not like he had an unfulfilled child wish or whatever - he had children after all, not that they all turned out the way Adam had wanted them to, but he had children of his own and one thing he knew for sure: he didn’t want nor need any more children to take care of, it was worse enough that Sera asked him regularly to babysit Emily - as if the little seraphim wasn’t able to take care of herself. So this was all just a fantasy and it would stay that way - but it was a welcome fantasy, one that you seemed to enjoy just as much as Adam himself was enjoying it, if the noises you were making was anything to go by - for Adam it was and so he kept up his probably new favorite form of dirty talk. “And you’ll take it like the good fucking bitchboy you are for me, aren’t you?”

Your head was pressed firmly against the sheets underneath you, not by Adam though, your body did that to itself. Hips arched you cried out for more, answering his question with desperate cries and by begging him to fill you the fuck up. You weren’t sure how much longer you could take it, you felt your orgasm creep closer, felt the built up in every little muscle of your body yet you found yourself unable to tell Adam so and when you came around his dick only moments later, lubing the first man’s erection with your cum, Adam let a deep moan slip from his lips, slapping your hips lightly, “Fucking needy whore, what will our fucking kid say when he fucking finds out that his dad’s a horny slut for the first fucking man?” The words weren’t with you, the ability to speak had been taken from you by your orgasm and all you were able to do was to look up into shining golden eyes that contained a gigantic amount of lust, you were sure you could drown in those magnificent eyes of his - Adam’s eyes had always been so stupidly beautiful to you, why you didn’t know, probably because you loved him very dearly though.

It didn’t take Adam very long to stay true to his words, with a harsh thrust he buried himself deep inside of you, lighter thrusts followed quíckly as he kept fucking his seeds deeper into you, “I’ll fucking make sure that shit stays inside of you until you give motherfucking birth to my brat.” And how you loved the thought of that, of having Adam’s cum inside of you for as long as he demanded. “Fuck yes,” were the only words you were able to voice before your brain started to fog up with that beautiful post-nut-haze. The brunette on top of you kept fucking his seeds inton you and you doubted he would stop any time soon, that man was on a mission now, no matter if God had made it impossible, Adam’s lust and his nature to reproduce were both kicking in like crazy and that man would do a fucking lot right now to fuck an actual child into you, so he keot rocking his hips against yours. The pace he had set was less brutal and harsh than before. Given Adam’s usual pace this was actually able to be considered soft - well, it surely was soft enough to let you fall asleep. The first man of course noticed that and was quick to change positions without leaving your insides empty for even as much as a second. He pulled you flush against his chest, dropped himself backwards until his back hit the soft yet sweaty sheets and was quick to wrap his wings around you to keep you warm, a blanket simply wouldn’t do. His hips however, continued moving.

[plaguedocboi]

Alright I know everyone has been waiting for new Lobster Content so here’s a rundown of the lads

1. Tangerine the orange lobster. He’s an asshole who’s been kicked out of two other aquariums for killing and eating his tankmates so now he’s in a lobster maximum security cell.

2. Blackberry the blue lobster. He’s a little submissive bitchboy (affectionate) who likes to hide and avoid confrontation.

3. Blueberry the cotton candy lobster. He’s been hiding because he’s getting ready to molt. He and Blackberry actually get along really well and are allowed to cross into each other’s tank sections.

4. Big Mama, a breeding female that supplies larvae to the lobster hatchery. She’s currently carrying eggs!

5. Fire Truck, the baby calico. He’s small and handsome and sassy.

6. The Unnamed Lobling. The only surviving offspring of last year’s eggs (1% survival rate is actually pretty good for lobsters and fewer than that would live in the wild).

There is also a seventh lobster, an adult calico named Chipotle, but he has been hiding since I got here and I haven’t been able to get a picture.

[redr0sewrites]

HI!! again congrats on 2k you deserve it!! :3 i wanted to ask for prompt #49 for my wife adam hazbin hotel. nsfw if it’s alright with you and an male reader! <3

-Sniigura

🥀A/n: AHSHSJS OFCCC!!!! tysm for requesting, hope u enjoy 👹

🥀 Prompt: "i can't get up with you laying on top of me!"

🥀Cw: nsfw, smut, male!reader, slight degradation, implied size kink, dirty talk

🥀minors dni

you groan, shifting beneath the weight engulfing you. the sunlight streaming through your window is warm against your skin, illuminating the large man that was currently having the best sleep of his life- on top of your chest. your lovers' wings are stretched out across the length of the bed, golden plumage practically glowing in the sun. despite the fact that he was quite literally flopped on top of you, Adam was deep asleep and completely immobile.

"adam, baby," you murmur, trying to squirm away from his grasp. he groans in his sleep, one muscular arm wrapping around your waist and pulling you back close. as you attempt to wriggle away again, he begins to stir.

"whatever fucking happened to goodmorning?" he grumbles, nuzzling his head into the crook of your neck. you sigh exasperatedly, twisting in his hold. "goodmorning Adam, my dear, my angel, light of my life. now can you please get off?" Adam snickers, wrapping his wings above you, keeping you pinned beneath his weight. he turns over onto his stomach so that your faces are inches apart, bodies pressed together in perfect tandem.

"no can do, babe. i do like when you beg though-" you cut him off with an irritated shove, and he just laughs at you.

"i need to get ready!" you grumble, accepting your defeat as he begins to kiss your neck. "i can't get up with you laying on top of me.." Adam doesn't reply, instead opting to nip at the conjunction of your neck and collarbone. "that's just the point, toots. take the day off an' relax f'me."

you scowl, and somehow his smirk widens. he begins to toy with the hem of your shirt, grinning against your skin as you squirm. "i can help you calm down a little, how 'bout that?"

"you fucking perv.." you mumble, yet don't protest when he lifts up your shirt even more. Adam begins to press sloppy, open mouthed kisses to your tummy, trailing up your chest beneath your shirt. you squirm from the contact, unable to move beneath him. you let out a breathy moan as his large hands find purchase on your hips, and Adam snickers.

"can i take this off?" he says gruffly, tugging harder on your shirt. you nod, and in seconds, your left in nothing but your boxers before him. Adam follows suit, taking off his shirt and resuming his previous actions of smothering you in kisses. you can feel his growing erection pressed against your thigh, and you reach down the front of his boxers to gently palm his cock.

Adam hisses in your ear at the sudden contact, dick twitching against your palm as you continue to stroke him off.

"fucking bitchboy... can't wait f'two seconds..." Adam grumbles, pulling your hand out of his boxers and flipping you over so that your face down ass up in the sheets. you gasp as his large hand presses down on the small of your back, forcing you into an arched position. you barely have a moment to think before he's leaning over you, whispering gruffly in your ear.

"can i continue?" he asks, pressing himself up against your ass and grinding against you for good measure. you nod dumbly, already feeling your own boxers growing uncomfortably tight. Adam wastes no time in ridding you both of your undergarments, finally freeing your cock from the restrictive material. you let out a soft whine as your dick slaps lightly against your tummy, already aroused and at full mast.

after a quick application of lube, one of Adam's hands slaps the plush of your ass appreciatively, while the other aligns itself with your asshole.

"y'ready babe?" he coos, toying with your entrance before slipping one finger inside. you gasp at the intrusion, allowing yourself to arch back against him as you adjust to the feeling of him stretching you out. it isn't long before he adds in a second thick finger, slowly scissoring inside of you and reaching the spots your own fingers could never touch.

"gotta get you nice 'n prepped f'me, so you can take it like a good boy..." Adam murmurs, mostly talking to himself as he presses hard against your prostate. you keen, burying your face in the pillows as his movements begin to quicken. "fuuuck, baby, im just too fucking big for you- your already getting all worked up from just my fingers, can't wait to see you whimpering on my fat cock.."

his filthy words only turn you on more, and you struggle to form words.

"please-" you gasp out between moans, and Adam pauses. "please, i need your cock," you whine, arching back against his fingers to get him to move again.

"aw, since you asked so nicely, who am i to hold back?" Adam responds condescendingly, pulling out his fingers and aligning his aching cock with your hole. reaching for the nighstand, he grabs a bottle of lube and applies a generous amount to his cock and your entrance. the cool liquid makes you squirm in anticipation, and when Adam sends you a questioning look, you nod in approval. his tip prods against your entrance, and he slowly begins to slide in. "o-oh, ffuuuck-" you gasp, adjusting to his size. you swear you'll never get used to the stretch.

Adam slides himself in, his dick reaching places that make you see stars. giving you a second to adjust to his size, he leans over you, wings fluttering slightly as you clench around him.

"relax, babe," he mutters, pressing a few messy kisses to your spine before beginning to thrust. he sets a steady pace, the head of his cock thrusting hard against your prostate. the pleasure is mind numbing, and you bury your head in the pillow to muffle your pathetic mewls. Adam takes notice immediately, and fists a handful of your hair, forcing you to look up.

"don't- fuuck- don't hide those pretty noises from me, baby, wanna hear it all," he moans in your ear, increasing his pace. he lets go of your hair, trailing his hand down to fist your cock.

"oh fuuck- ngh- Adam!" you let out a string of wanton moans and curses, and your noises combined with the sound of skin slapping against skin fills the room. "takin' me so well, fuck," Adam curses, rutting into you even harder.

"im gonna cum soon, are you close?" you nod, cock twitching in his hand as he increases his pace in stroking you off. your eyes roll to the back of your head from the intense pleasure building in your gut. it isn't long before the coil in your abdomen is tightening, and you try to warn Adam before you cum.

"ffuck- Adam 'm gonna-" you slur out, cutting yourself off with an especially needy whine. "yea, me too, let go f'me," he rambles, struggling just as much as you to stay coherent. he increases his pace, and with a few more deep thrusts, you reach your peak. Adam continues fucking you through your orgasm, admiring the way your ass jiggles with each of his thrusts and the pretty tears streaming down your face. the sight of you coming undone is just enough to push him over the edge, and he cums hard.

Adam buries his head in the crook of your neck, whispering soft praises to you as you come down from your high, his hands rubbing circles into the skin of your hips.

Adam turns you over onto your back before laying back on top of you. he traces his name lazily onto your arm, and you automatically begin to caress his wings. "you took me so well, babe," he mumbles against your skin. "such a good boy.."

"shut up.." you grumble, scratching his wing ever so slightly with your nails, causing him to shudders. "you want another round, bub? 'cause that's a one way ticket-" you groan, removing your hands from his wings completely and setting for caressing his hair.

"i love youuuu" Adam teases, and you pretend to ignore him.

"i said i love you."

"..."

"say it back!"

"no!"

"whyyyyy?? i cant believe you don't love me anymore... :("

"fuck you"

"already did, babe. now say it back"

"... i love you Adam"

RAHH WROTE THIS IN MY HOTEL ROOM 🫡🫡🫡 i am pushing through the 2k requests + the jason todd soulmate au fic, PLSSS SEND IN MORE REQS FOR THE 2K EVENT 🙏 LOVE YALL AND HOPE U ENJOYED!

[bitchimasnake-sss]

luffy's dumb and kind and he's my baby

excuse me, in my heavy one piece phase (emphasis on heavy).

but one more thing i love about op is the fact that luffy's motivation to fight is always because he is literally kind and that's it. he cannot stand assholes and that's fucking it, almost in all cases. he sees this one grand bitchboy he does not fw and he is ready to throw hands then and there.

(^^ so precious T.T)

he didn't stick around to hear nami's story and why they should kill arlong, he didn't bother listening to chopper's back-story and why wapol's a royal cunt.

he doesn't need to.

he likes nami, he likes chopper, he likes all the other characters that have been wronged and he doesn't need other valid reasons to fight for them. he swears his life for people that haven't even told him how they've been wronged and he doesn't need reasons to justify that sort of behavior, that's just how he is.

he is unflinchingly kind.

and that's fucking terrifying if you're going against him.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt IV doctor who but i've never watched it but i know loads about it for sure

It's half past 4 am and I definitely remember everything that you maggots yelled at me about this show I definitely do

There is a slutty head preserved in a jar that had many babies

There is a Doctor who was an OG doctor and his name was Wren or something no WILF RIGHT YES SOMEONE SAID THE DILF THE MILF AND THE HOLY WILF

Michael Sheen is a sexy planet with a mouth

Neil Gaiman wrote some episodes and it was very cool I think he made Michael Sheen the sexy planet

David Tennant I know you all love David Tennant well FUCKING HERE THEN TUMBLR DAVID TENNANT

There are time lords and they are the doctor and everyone was very cross when I asked that because apparently y'all periodically forget you follow me because im dumb

It's like gay or something at some point

Andrew Garfield is a dentist who gets flirted with like you too babygirl or whatever the 10th doctor says

Oh yeah the doctors are the doctor but there are 14 of them and they all go poof and then boom new actor except for 14 where david tennant re-emerges YEAH TUMBLR HEAR THAT I SAID DAVID TENNANT

oh and THEN the fifteenth doctor arrives but he fucking girlbosses a bigeneration and so escapes trauma or something and you all get to keep david tennant YEAH I SAID HIS NAME IF THIS HELLSITE HAD AN ALGORITHM THIS POST WOULD BE TRENDING SO QUICK ISTG

Oh the TARDIS is blue and not fucking yellow sometimes my brain gaslights me and also it can be anything it is a tree but it is a police box because it wants to be due to a glitch that the doctor hasnt fixed coz hes too busy hanging out with donna or being gay or being trans which as I know from experience are both full-time occupations

Theres like an intro or something it goes DOOWEEDOOOO and when i mentioned it people started singing it in the reblogs so like nostaglia hit ig

DAAAAAAAAAAVID TENNANT YOU HERE ME TUMBLR COME AND GET YOUR DAVID TENNANT HE FOUND HIS WIFE HERE YES HE DID HIS FATHER-IN-LAW WAS A DOCTOR YES HE WAS HIS DAUGHTER WAS THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER BUT THEN DAVID'S WIFE SO IDK GO SLAY GEORGIA

10th doctor is kinda bitchboy and we love him for that apparently

12th doctor is girlbossing prideful or maybe it was 11th or 9th WHO'S THE ONE WHO CALLS THE POTATO A POTATO

There are rhinos and they're police they're called Zookas and they transform people into something for their sins

I think it was the rhinos but someone looks like gollum had sex with a dead horse and got impregnated

There's a potato dude (gn)

There's a Meep and Meep's pronouns are Meep which is fab

There's a dude named Harry in the original doctor who

Shitty effects are beloved here

Someone installed a ramp on the tardis

there is someone named rose and the 9th doctor did something with a timeline and lost her to another 9th doctor and everyone's sad about it coz he knew he couldnt give her the life or something

Rose is kissy smoochie with doctor

Donna noble is played by catherine tate who knows less about the show than i do (which isnt saying much clearly im an expert)

The doctor is not actually a doctor it's something about yelling DOCTOR and they say DOCTOR WHO and it's like FUCK YEAH BABA GRIL NAMEDROP

Is this show title a knock knock joke like Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Yes now let me in.

one last time for you sluts DAVID TENNNANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

you're welcome.

[raytorosguitarstrap]

INTRO POST DOING INBOX TRICK OR TREAT.

Welcome to Johnny's little corner of the internet. Or Shaggy's, or Rawries, or Larry's, or whatever u wanna call me ig

I use He/They/It/pup prns! I prefer masc terms when being referred to me :)

Ough I don't rlly have a label for my orientation you can just use queer if you need to mention it for whatever reason. I guess I'd call myself pupgender??? I'm rlly just a blob of fagdyke that exists

Im cuban and can read and understand Spanish but I'm shit at writing Spanish. And English too but don't worry too much on that..

I rlly like horror movies/related media...which I don't post/reblog abt a lot but plsspslspalapalpapals talk to me abt horror movies :(

I also like MCR, KoRn, Metallica, AC⚡️DC, Linkin Park, Rob Zombie, Slayer, Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Sleeping with Sirens, PTV, etc etc

Im witerawwy Ray Toro IRL. If you don't agree I will cry and shit my pants and explode

@brits4gerardway

Im also a furry/age regressor. So yeag. I don't really post about age regressing on my blog as I prefer to keep it something a bit more private but if you ever want to talk I'm always available!

These two little faggots are the two braincells that occupy my brain. Shaggy cant speak, neither can rawrie either tbh but pups dumbass loudass boombox let's then communicate thru there

FYI I am not a system, I just like using 2 persona's to represent myself :) I have no problems with systems tho!!

Also if you're a mutual PLEASEE DMM ME AND INTERACT!!! I DO NOT BITE I SWEAR. I WANT INTERACTION!! AND EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A MUTUAL YOU CAN STILL DM ME IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS! IM ALWAYS HAPPY TO MEET NEW PEOPLE!!

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@bitchboy

@chaystarz

@neomustdiexo

@foxxys-huzband

@randomslinky

uhhghhhh more cool people to follow: @randybutternubber @cr4shqueen @poolboyservice @kaylak05 @thanks4the-venom @oh-so-much-soup @nao-walks-into-poles and all of my mutuals..yeag

also go interact with my little alien baby @yur13sredrum they need some love too :((

This will update frequently here's ur warning now lol

(P.S If you're curious about how to use my pup/pupself pronouns, they're used like this ^_^ EG: Pup is so cool! Pup loves pupself! Thats pups jacket!(can work almost as a nickname if youd prefer/makes it more comfortable for you!))