#bitchboi rambles

[bitchboi-gogurt]

gonna be going on a short little thing to accompany someone

its gonna be a bit of a long car trip

you know what that means!

DOODLE REQUESTS ARE BACK UP!

for a short while

you can see the rules and past examples here!

happy requesting!

[disasterwriter]

I am truly impressed by how Zevran and Lucanis are just the same character in different fonts.

The character:

traumatized, depressed, long-haired bisexual assassin who was abused as a child and as a result is scared of commitment and love

The fonts:

1. Manwhore

2.Malewife

[pinkmirth]

canon fun-facts about eren that I think would bleed into his character when in a modern universe:

this mf fights all. the. time! acting like he don’t got nothing better to do 🙄 relax and use your words for once, mr.hot hands!

eren jaeger is a certified clean freak!!! he’s constantly scrubbing or washing something. at times, he likes to therapy-clean to calm himself down. also very big on his hygiene and self care, especially when it comes to his hair. he’d make a great househusband with those cleaning skills of his…

he’s a heavyweight drinker! this man could throw back shot after shot and still be (somewhat) sober, which means he can’t blame his wild behavior on the alcohol. that ain’t drunkenness, it’s all him!

eren has a creepy-cute pet centipede, because he’s always felt some sort of connection to them. he’d probably get a centipede-inspired tattoo on his arm.

his high pain tolerance is borderline insane. this man could get shot, stabbed, beaten, have the very worst done to him, and he’ll still be standing— ready to retaliate, even! he’s a crazy man, I tell you!

he probably used to habitually bite his hand as a child. now he has these faint marks around his thumb because he preferred hand-chewing over a damn binky 😭

this man has been on my mind for unexplainable reasons… now I’m writing headcanons about him? ABEG! SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS EREN PHASE!!!

[sanguinewolves]

actually though i think im in hell. accidentally got myself on like a 7 hour sleep schedule this summer got 4 hours last night and i feel Bad

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I love the theories that you come up with!

Something about them just scratches the brain…

happy to hear it! when thinking of them / writing them i feel very much like:

[wolfietheangel]

it's my birfday today :-) 🎉🎉

[unknownarmageddon]

thinking about the time my cousin called me a bitchboy. what did he mean by that

[rainedroptalks]

Elias rly went "ur mom" and then gave Martin some mind blowing trauma

[llumimoon]

i am so cool and normal <- thinking SO HARD abt Regular

[bitegore]

about 1/4th done with the assignments i want finished tonight so uhhhhhhhhhhh im allowed back. anyway i want to pin tom zane to a wall with my penis and also a very large sword and then i want him to try to use editor place-switching priveleges on me so i can slap him so hard he loses his concentration and cant make it happen over and over and over. i want to watch his brain reset in real time. he'd probably even have fun with it too

[bitchboi-gogurt]

MENTIONS OF ECHO VN, AND THE SIDE STORIES "TRIP" AND "BENEFITS" SPOILERS BELOW

(but also 4AM rambles lmao beware for unhinged shit)

okay, so y'all know how Flynn just becomes the socket face monster at the end of his route right?

and the blooming romance between him and Carl yeah? (#blaze it gang rise up)

now HOLD ON A MINUTE cuz I know this sounds fucking stupid

but like straight up, at the start of Carl's route he says:

hence, the ram may be a bit of a freak/pos

we never really see him do anything very "out there" sexually in his route (the hand job doesn't count cuz he was overtaken by cringe ass James' spirit)

and even in "Benefits" when there is indeed the scene with Flynn, it's vanilla, given its the first time they "do it" with each other,

and once again, this happens a good amount of time before the events of Echo, given how close they've both become by the time spring break rolls around which gives some speculation as to how much they've both experimented with each other

now, it's a fair point to mention how Flynn kinda "loses" himself during his whole monster-fication at the end of his route

HOWEVER

I bring your attention one again to another side story within the Echo canonical timeline

Trip

this short side story centers around Carl's first experience with trying LSD (or a similar hallucinogenic drug)

set in 2014, close to a year before the events of Echo

it's around near the end of the short story where socketman (aka Flynn) actively grabs Carl's neck

now this is where it gets interesting

in the main game, we typically see socketman's main goal is to prevent anyone inside of Echo from leaving the town

but there are other instances where it's seen close to the friend group, and sometimes even helping the friend group (i.e. Jenna's route). and I think that's what happens in that moment.

Carl isn't trying to leave Echo when he's tripping, he's trying go drive back home, in Echo

Carl is also being accompanied by the embrace at that time, who's distracting Carl from his driving.

with all that being said, I believe the anecdotes above point to socketman trying to help Carl

by holding Carl's throat, socketman (who is once again, a transformed Flynn) restricts his head movement, ensuring the first thing the windshield comes into contact with are his horns.

his trusty sturdy horns.

and who spent the most time with Carl? Who was able to truly explore his body?

this man right here (albeit burnt)

as such, despite his harrowing modifications, I still believe Flynn was able to retain his feelings for Carl

In conclusion, I think after the initial shock of the situation, Carl can still be with his mans

hence

monster fucker Carl

GOOD NIGHT

(maybe)

[disasterwriter]

Look at her I beg of you

This is the ugliest most obnoxious shirt I’ve ever seen

I bought it immediately

She’s all I’ve ever wanted

[dilfsuzanneyk]

every time i speak i go "wait what was that" because my mind is so powerful and as a result i am always seeing visions and apparitions and such

[viscerast]

jay keeps asking if we can listen to his emo ass music fuck you its MY turn on the ears!!!

[nugulover69]

Love how much a sniveling lil bitch Kageyama is. mans is all fire and venom until he faces Any kind of push back and then he's all "uwahhh sowwy i'm just a lil guy pwease be nice to meeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"