#eren brainrot

[killxio]

pr mishap | e. yaeger

word count: 627 [ 2 min 20 second read] | ✪ content warnings: porn w plot (is this enough to be considered a plot?), writer who thinks they’re funny, p in v sex, car sex

famous!eren x influencer!reader

✭ curse eren and his stupidly good brain melting dick.

so.

you and eren recorded a little dancing tiktok. you were both big social media presences, so you expected big numbers, but this went reaaaaaaaaal large and you couldn’t figure out why.

until you did.

at a point in the dance, eren spins around and in his back left pocket there’s just enough fabric to make out what it is:

a lacy thong.

this had y’all’s followers up in ROAR!! you’re away at a shoot all day as twitter explodes, barely having time to check your phone.

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and of course, here is your idiot big head boyfriend keekeeing on the timeline.

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so how exactly did eren become eren Panty Snatching yaeger?

you and eren share feverish, desperate kisses. you don’t wanna let each other go, but eren doesn’t want to miss a second of your body being revealed to him as he undressed you. unbeknownst to you, he slips your pretty soaked thong into his pocket after tugging your shorts off.

eren pulled up on you taking promo pictures for a swimwear line and couldn’t keep his hands to his goddamn self. so, here you are in the back of his tinted black audi fogging up the windows.

he’s taken time to kiss from your nipples to your clit, spitting at your cunt for extra lube before sitting up and tugging down his jeans.

you moan, low and deep, fist clenching ,as he enters you. he begins to fuck into you, deep and on a mission to fuck you stupid.

and he does. his fingers are relentless against your clit, determined to make you shake with the help of his other hand keeping your hips in place.

“eren.. ohmygod so good ssso good so g-good” you quietly chant, eyes unfocusing a bit but still locking on his gaze.

“is it, baby?” he questions, smirking down at you in between loose strands of his hair.

“y-yessss.. ah- too good, too deep,” your praise changes after he uses his hand to lift you up and pull you towards him more, going deeper and knocking the fucking air out of your lungs.

you bring your hands up, desperately trying to push against his pelvis to slow him down. he just pulls his hand from your hips and moves yours up to his lips, kissing your knuckles before letting them fall back down. he knows you don’t have the strength to try again.

before he goes to help you maintain the arch, he pushes your thighs up and out a tiny bit despite the constricted space.

“fuck, how much tighter can you get princess?” he asks in awe, the repositioning having helped, “oh fuck, damn near choking me.”

you have him moaning, not groaning, moaning out in your ear.

it’s enough to drive fling you over the edge, passing up eye contact for rolling your eyes back and beginning to shake under his touch.

“eeereeeeeeennnnnn..” his name is long, breathy and drawn out from your lips, a beg for something unspecified.

he doesn’t falter in place despite the twitching of his cock, a silent signal of how close he is, not allowing you to come down from your high. by now you have no defense left and are a babbling, moaning mess under him, still cumming on his dick. eren cums, the two of you moaning so loudly you’re sure anyone walking past the car had to hear.

after a few slow strokes he pulls out, the plat plat of cum dripping onto his leather seats is audible over both of your harsh breathing. a string of cum breaks when his lower abdomen disconnects from your pelvis.

by the now, the last thing you were worried about was where the hell your panties were. no worries, 1/4th of twitter found them for you.

[pinkmirth]

canon fun-facts about eren that I think would bleed into his character when in a modern universe:

this mf fights all. the. time! acting like he don’t got nothing better to do 🙄 relax and use your words for once, mr.hot hands!

eren jaeger is a certified clean freak!!! he’s constantly scrubbing or washing something. at times, he likes to therapy-clean to calm himself down. also very big on his hygiene and self care, especially when it comes to his hair. he’d make a great househusband with those cleaning skills of his…

he’s a heavyweight drinker! this man could throw back shot after shot and still be (somewhat) sober, which means he can’t blame his wild behavior on the alcohol. that ain’t drunkenness, it’s all him!

eren has a creepy-cute pet centipede, because he’s always felt some sort of connection to them. he’d probably get a centipede-inspired tattoo on his arm.

his high pain tolerance is borderline insane. this man could get shot, stabbed, beaten, have the very worst done to him, and he��ll still be standing— ready to retaliate, even! he’s a crazy man, I tell you!

he probably used to habitually bite his hand as a child. now he has these faint marks around his thumb because he preferred hand-chewing over a damn binky 😭

this man has been on my mind for unexplainable reasons… now I’m writing headcanons about him? ABEG! SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS EREN PHASE!!!

[celesteleoves]

“JEALOUS, JEALOUS GIRL.”

heavily inspired by lana’s song jealous girl that i NEED on spotify.

eren jaeger x fem!reader

warnings: jealous reader, mentions of hurting someone (not literally!!?!?!!!), swearing (from reader lmfao, you’re angry)

summary: in which, you get very jealous over a girl being too friendly with your boyfriend.

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“you’re so hilarious! how are you still single, eren!” you felt your eyes twitch at the female cashiers words.

“huh? i’m no-” eren tried to protest against her words but was cut off by her rambling about herself and him.

she was clawing at your boyfriend as he tried to order your food. you sat at a table near by, practically starting a fire from the anger and jealous that was emitting your body.

your boyfriend was not giving her the time of day and was actually being very blunt with her, making it obvious he was not interested and just wanted his food. still, apparently this oblivious cashier didn’t know what no meant and even followed him as he moved to stand at the other side of the counter waiting for your food to be finished.

never would you imagine you would want to smash a persons face into the ground to the point they had no jaw, besides this girl. did she not notice how standoffish your boyfriend was being?

it was no doubt eren is a very fine man but come on, he hadn’t given her a slightest bit of attention and everytime eren looks back at you, you’re either starting at your hands or glaring at the girl infront of him. he was practically pleading for help everytime she said something outlandish.

he desperately tried to tell her he had a girlfriend, even tried to show her photos of you multiple times and tell her you were sitting down at a table nearby! he could barely get his words out as she interrupted his words with a desperate attempt at making him fall for her, batting her extremely thick eyelash extensions that did NOT suit her face.

you almost pushed yourself out of your seat and went over to her to rip her eyelashes off but calmed yourself down and told yourself that she would back off once she saw you. you were painfully wrong as eren had gotten the food, apologizing profusely while you told him it was alright and it was the cashiers fault, not his.

you two had finished eating your food peacefully and went to leave the restaurant. as you and eren interlocked hands you felt yourself getting pulled back as eren was tugged by his hoodie sleeve quite aggressively.

“c-can i have your number?” the cashier from earlier had dared to walk up to eren even after seeing him with you?

“no fucking way.” you hissed quietly as she pouted up at erens tall figure. god she got on your nerves and you don’t even know her (besides that she’s a total brat and goes for men with girlfriends).

“n-” eren went to speak but this time you cut him off.

“he’s fucking taken, if you couldn’t tell.” you moved infront of eren, pushing her hand off of his sleeve with a scowl.

“are you that blind that you couldn’t see me holding his hand? maybe it’s those big ass eyelashes you have on your eyes, how can you even see?” she was absolutely baffled at your words and backed away quickly as her cheeks embarrassingly flushed while she looked irritated with your attitude that was very much needed in this situation.

she turned on her heal with a small whine and scattered back behind the cash register.

you grabbed eren by the arm and pulled him out of the restaurant quickly, beginning your walk to your car as you felt his stare on you.

you turned to look at him and saw a small, loving grin on his face.

“what?” you frowned as the self doubt thoughts finally hit your mind from the events that occurred only minutes ago.

“nothing, just love you s’much.” eren leaned down, grabbing your waist as he pulled you in for a kiss, mumbling about how much he loves you and loves only you. nothing could change his adoration for you.

in erens eyes, you were his hero and the spitting image of everything he’s ever wanted. he wouldn’t change the relationship he has with you for anything.

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a/n: HEYY! im just posting this really awful draft i wrote for eren while i make little oneshots for a few other of my favourite characters!! this is quite bad so ignore the lack of effort i put into it please!!

[ohayopoko]

Any child around Eren is SAFE. It just comes to him to automatically keep his eyes on the kid whose mother stepped away for a second and he’s so gentle with them, talking with them about the foolish little nothings floating from their tiny lips, playing embarrassing little games in hopes that he can do his part to make their childhood magical, sneaking little pieces of candy to them because why not? Eren’s big on physical affection but he makes it a point to explicitly ask for permission to give them a big warm hug and if they say no, it’s no biggie because Eren respects the autonomy of children.

[laphixsoka]

Birthday boy.

Eren x fem reader

(Girl I was rushing to publish this so some parts aren’t proof read.)

CW: Smut, weed , drinking

Being “easy.” Wasn’t something you’d been known for. You’d never really entertained to many guys except for Riner, but after he did you foul you’d been harder to get with. Hell to even invite to anything cause you’d just decline.

So it came to everyone’s surprise when you’d accepted his invite. He didn’t even really treat it like a big deal either he kept the new nonchalant demeanor he’d recently gained.

“You don’t even need to give me a birthday present, just show up ” He joked as he chewed his gum.

“Imma have to do a rain check.” You joked. Then said your goodbyes heading across the campus for your next class.

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You were in line at the rented out club. It was cold as shit and you regretted your outfit choices. Should of came in some sweats to damn cold for this skimpy dress! You stood holding your arms together till you felt a familiar pair of hands.

It was Jean and behind him was Marco, Marco had a whole ass stress ball squeezing it. You could tell Jean dressed him with the creams and browns.

“Look who’s paying for the consequences of being fast.” Jean said slapping his coat on you, you were about to die from the whole cologne store he had on the bitch.

“You can have the shit back.” You started to see why Marco was about to break the damn stress ball. He needed about 60 dealing with Jean alone. Jean took his coat and settled on line with you. Some people in the back started to complain.

“Where the fuck is Sasha and Connie?” Jean was scrolling through his messages.

“They said they were pregaming and eating a wing stop.” You said putting your hand out for Marco’s stress ball. He gave up on half and you two squished it together.

Jean closed his phone and put it in his pockets and all three of you started to chat.

“Eren is not this goddamn popular.” Jean messing with Marco’s earing.

“You saw how Mikasa was handing out them flyers and Zeke know half of the colleges in the state.” Marco said squeezing some more.

“That’s right the Yeager’s are overachievers.” You said said nodding you head at Marco.

“The fuck Eren overachieving at selling weed with Floch?!” You and Marco laughed as you let go of the ball and rubbed your hands on your short silk dress. To keep them warm.

“Hey y’all!!” Sasha shouted and she dragged Connie to the front of the line were you all were. She then stopped and looked at you. She knew what you were doing. “You trying to get a peice of that birthday boy!” Sasha said and the rest besides Marco started to tease.

“She ain’t gonna get nothing with guard dog ass Mikasa.” Connie said before blowing in his hands. You just rolled your eyes while they all laughed you know Jean didn’t though.

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Once you all got to the front they bouncer looked at the list for the names.

“Okay you guys can-.” Before he could finish all y’all was in the door immediately feeling the heat. The music was bumping through your chest, and the lights thrashed all over the main room. “Jean you trying to dance.” You asked. “Where’s Marco-.” You two looked and saw him finding a rotation to join.

“You done stressed his ass out that bad.” You said as y’all headed to the bar to get drinks. Jean decided to ignore the comment and order for the both of you.

“Got us drinking heavy ass brown we just got here!” You put up a fuss but still down the cup faster than Jean. You ain’t really party but you said you don’t be drinking?

“Let’s get our ass on that floor the suit light up!” Jean shouted and you were right behind him.

You you twerked all over Jean and he caught every your threw. It was just code as friends he loosely held your waist and you whined on him. You could hear him hyping you up and you’d laugh out from the fun of it.

But you could see Eren from a little gap in the crowd. Girls had been throwing themselves on him and the party just got started. You’d like a good chase why not entertain yourself a bit.

“Jean let’s go to the front Mikasa up there.” You didn’t want to wait for his answer so you pulled him along. The bass could be felt through all your bones, you let the brown and lust kick in for a few minutes. You knew Jean’s answer as soon as you two started dancing. Y’all wanted and y’all are going to get.

The playfulness between you two, you’d miss his hype ups cause you’d be staring into Eren’s soul. He’d looked back he grabbed some girl and had her dancing with him so he could one up. You could tell he was bored she’d have the same two little wags. The same thing would go on for thirty minutes, and you and Jean left the floor for some water and more alcohol even a little weed.

After a while Jean ran after Mikasa he’d saw her head up the stairs, which left you alone at the bar. You drank and looked at your phone. Till you saw Eren pull a chair up next to you. “Thought you was only gonna dance with me.” He said leaned into your ear. You rolled your eyes at him and put your hand on his lap as you went next to his ear to talk to him.

“You’d have to work for that I don’t dance with anybody, you might not even be able to keep up.” You said letting your hand linger a bit on his lap before pulling away.

“Don’t worry about me keeping up just throw I’ll catch.” He said his voice was sending tingles through your body. You started to wonder what was so special about him that you wanted him. Staring at him as he ordered a drink the soft light highlighting his features, and the way his Adam’s apple would Bob as he spoke. You started to even count the wispy hairs on his head. You watch as his ring infested hand took the glass from the bar tender. You even caught a glance of some tattoos from his rolled up sleeves riding up. You bent forward to talk and he put his hand at the hem of your dress to keep it from riding up.

“What made you invite me to the party?” You asked he let go of your dress and went to speak.

“I just seen you in the hallway a few times and those small conversations we had made me want to invite you…Maybe talk to you bit more.”

You were about to lean in but one of his friends came up. “Birthday boy we need to start that birthday blunt.” Floch said eren got up and pulled your arm. You got down with the help of him and you three headed up to the lounge. You saw Marco up there in the rotation messing with a dude. You weren’t about to say shit cause you were about to do the same.

You came down to the fact they you haven’t had none and ms. Toy from target wasn’t cutting it. You can’t get to emotionally attached anyways.

They sat down and everywhere was filled up. “C’mere you can sit with me.” He patted his land on his lap three times and went to rolling. You went over and sat on his lap. You watched his tongue as he licked the wrapper sealing it off. He handed it to Floch to light it up and rested his hand on your waist. His fingers rubbed the silk on your dress together as everyone sung him happy birthday, till Floch passed him the first hit.

He eyed you almost like he was beckoning you and you went closer once he passed the blunt over, and he shotgunned the smoke into your mouth. You didn’t let it last long just to tease him and he knew it cause he gripped your thigh while giving you the “I’m finna get you.” Look, and you could feel his hand getting higher and higher. He’d rub little circles on your skin.

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After a few more hits y’all did the shotgun again and it was a full on make out, passing some to one another him gripping hard on your ass. He had to pass it while you were devouring his lips. Nobody cared cause everyone was getting some for real. Marco and the guy had got up and left to a different room. You and Eren would of been in the same predicament, but you two wanted to play games.

He was borderline fingering you and you’d be grinding against him. Y’all were in your little world till you came to your senses. “Ren I wanna dance.” You moaned into his ear cause he was still there rubbing. “You think I’ve worked hard enough?” He was eating you being whiny up.

“Yess let’s go dance.” Your voice was soft from being high as shit, he was basically the only thing holding you up. He didn’t answer you the second time he was talking to home more friends that came up. He’s went back to rubbing the silk on your dress together. You started to doze off but he softly bounced his leg, as they wrapped up their conversation. You felt your sensitive bud against that knee as it softly and quickly rubbed against it.

You’d never been this down bad, to were a dude knee had you in a chokehold. Something that was intended to keep you up, had turned into something completely different.

You heard them about to wrap up and Eren patted your hip. “Let’s get up and dance.” He said watching you closely as you got up.

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The floor was at its most packed at this moment, which was good cause what y’all had going on needed to be covered up. Your ass rubbing ass over the center of his pants. His hands letting your dress ride all the way up, as he watched your ass bounce all over him. You made your way back up and you two were just leaving no type of room for anything. His hand traveling all under your dress, as you danced you felt his lips press against your ears.

He started to speak about all the things he’d do to you. You kept dancing grinding and dancing, he kept up caressing every inch of your body. You couldn’t take it anymore, you could feel how wet you’ve gotten over the course of the night.

Lust took over all your senses.

His hair, his rings, his tattoos, his opening on his shirts, the way his voice rattled you, and how nonchalant he was about everything. God he was driving you fucking nuts.

“Eren I need you now.” You said in his ear you pulled away and dragged him upstairs.

As you entered one of the private rooms, they had they had their own music. Soft lights adorned the room he sat down on the booth that was infront of a small poll. You weren’t going to touch something that you had no idea how to use. So you went to straddling him he instantly went to both hands on your ass. You hands cupped his face as you two kissed, it was deep and hungry. You grinded against his lap as you felt him practically knead your ass.

You could feel him getting hard and you gently got his hands off your ass. And you went down between his legs. You undid his pants and he poked out immediately. You began to lick at his base and you could see how his face changed. You could hear his groans as you worked your way up, the tip being the loudest. Then your started to put him in your mouth with your hand in the base. Bobbing your head as you moved your wrist in repeated motions at the bottom. You were making nothing but slurping noises and it was driving him crazy. Then you’d stick it all down Your throat and come back up, but he was so Into it he held your head down. You struggled to come up for air but it added to the effect. The heartbeat down there was getting stronger along with the heat.

When you got back up you looked up trying to catch your breath, Eren wiped your tears as you kept pumping and licking. You wanted him to cum as you watched his face change. You put your mouth over the tip, and let all of it come in your mouth you swallowed it all.

You eyes kept contact through that and he patted the seat. “Let me have my cake.” He told you as you got up on the booth seat. He pulled your panties off as soon as he got down there.He opened your legs with his hands and littered the inside of your thighs with kisses.

Once he had you comfortable with that he started to go in. He started to eat like he was starving. It had you moaning as you gripped his hair. It felt so good your toes curled and your eyes shut. It was so much intense stimulation, cause you never had been ate out before.

It felt like heaven, you could even tell Eren a proper thing. Everything would be broken up as you moaned and your words were clumped. You couldn’t think properly not with him. As he began to start to glide and flick and do some more tricks.

You’d cum.

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You both were on the bed they’d had lube in the room and Eren had fingered you. Like him eating you out like a hungry man wasn’t enough. His fingers had you clutching onto pillows, as he rubbed and pumped his way to your spot. He hit it so good you saw stars early on.

Once you two got deep into it, you cling to his back as he was ontop of you. He looked into your eyes and you watched him as his face would change. His little wispy hairs had flown forward, the green eyes started to see more and more Intimate. He was pumping you so deep you thought it wouldn’t come out your mouth. The only thing you could say was his name, and a weak please as cream coated his dick with each pump.

Your nails grip on his back got harder as you both got closer. You squirted as you came from him continuing to pump as he came inside of you.

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“Did you like your birthday present?” You asked as you both cleaned up.

“My best one tonight.”

[tsumskz]

no thoughts just…

eren coming home and forcing you on your knees just to tease you by rubbing his tip on your lips till you’re practically begging for him to shove it all the way down your throat

[melonpaya]

made this quick little animation :p

[tiazvni]

no backtalk | multi.

words : 862

warnings : fem!reader, black coded, choking, squirting, mating press, backshots, dumbification <3

you squeak as your boyfriend pressed you further into the mattress, his heavy hand resting on your upper back, slotted just between your shoulder blades, forcing you into the meanest arch possible as he fucked you within an inch of your life.

his thrusts were deep in this position, and the sheer force of his strokes left you sobbing. with three orgasms having already been ripped from you previously - two from his thick fingers, and one from his mouth - your body has since gone limp, your mind buzzing with euphoric numbness.

“s-s’too deep, baby!”

your whines were hardly audible over the wet squelching of your pussy as he met you thrust for thrust, but from the sound of his airy laugh, you knew your boyfriend heard you loud and clear.

“too deep?” there was a teasing lilt to the low rumble of his voice. “you told me you could take it, sweetheart.”

oh, you know what you said, but that was the hennessy talking.

having been with your boyfriend for the past seven months, you felt that some liquid courage was required before telling him - the man with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen, and a cocky attitude to match - that you were finally ready for sex.

truth be told, drunk-you talked a big game. while you were normally shy and reserved, she had the confidence sober-you wished she could exude. your mind raced with flashbacks of you sitting on your boyfriend’s lap, whispering to him that you wanted to be stuffed full with his cock, boasting that you weren’t one for tapping out.

it was then when you realized that you bit off more than you could chew.

your breath catches after one particularly vicious thrust, feeling the bulbous head of his dick drag repeatedly against that spot deep within you that made you tremble and keen uncontrollably. though your cries were cut short when the hand keeping you molded to the mattress slithered around your throat, lifting you from your arch and pressing your back to his chest.

“and after all that backtalk.” he tsks, the warmth of his breath on the shell of your ear making you shudder. “i knew i’d have you dumb on my dick.”

you whimpered at the low timbre of his voice, nearing the precipice of your desire for a fourth time that night as his other hand snaked around to your front to rub tight circles on your clit. the overwhelming sensation makes your eyes roll back, your thighs shaking and pussy clenching as he continued to fuck you raw.

“shit,” he hissed, “you’re so fucking tight.”

he trembles behind you, groaning in your ear with each new thrust into your wet heat. a breathless giggle escaped your lips - you couldn’t help but feel a bit prideful at the thought of bringing such pleasure to a man whose body and stature were akin to a fucking god. that feeling was short-lived, though.

without any warning, he pulls out before manhandling you onto your back, towering above you with a feral glint in his eyes. he licked his lips at the sight of you - faux locs falling from your loose bun, bare breasts jiggling with each heaving breath, and shaky inner thighs glistening with your wet, creamy arousal.

you were absolutely breathtaking.

“so fucking pretty,” he hums, pushing your thighs to your chest to give himself a better view of your pussy. and without missing a beat he gripped his dick, pumping it a few times before slapping it against your clit.

you cry out, your eyes soon widening as he then teased your entrance with his tip, the slight stretch of his dick from this angle dangerous enough to make you delirious with both pain and pleasure.

“w-wait, wait!” you gasped, pressing against his abdomen the moment he sank a few inches deeper. “s’too much!”

“nah, move your hands,” he challenged. “you said you wanted to be full of my dick, right? let me fill you then.”

he bottoms out in one swift thrust before you can react, knocking the air from your lungs but still giving you a moment to adjust. it’s ridiculous how deep you could feel him - he was practically in your tummy.

“can’t believe you kept this pussy from me for seven months,” he seethes, but you hardly registered his words, or his tightened grip on your thighs. that blissful numbness in your brain had increased tenfold - nothing else mattered except how amazingly full you felt in that moment.

and then he started moving.

you screamed as the head of his dick attacked that spot within you once more - hard, heavy, and with timely precision - your voice reaching octaves neither of you were used to. the sensation had you quivering, your arousal suddenly squirting around his dick as your fourth orgasm hit you like a freight train.

“fuuuck,” your boyfriend groaned as he fucked you through it, shuddering at the feel of your cunt spasming around him. it nearly triggered his own release, but he managed to hold off, craving to have you completely and utterly pliant before finally giving into his primal urges.

“i hope you know we’re not done here, sweetheart.”

gojo, eren, toji, zeke, geto, reiner, choso, jean, and any of your faves <3

[merakidoll]

soft whispers, and kisses to your shoulder as you arched into his king size bed. your head deep into the fluffy white pillow, digging your nails into the black velvet headboard. “ l-love you bad mama” and he did. plug!eren had a deep soft spot for you. from the way you smiled, to the kisses on the cheek you gave him before getting out of his car. he just didn’t particularly know how to show you, but this. the deep strokes with his tip hitting your most sensitive spot, and his loving words showed you. the pads of his hands rubbing your skin softly, like you were delicate glass that he was afraid to break. his brown hair stuck to his face, the coolness of his chain every so often rubbing against your back, that made you hiccup. crying into the sheets, body so sensitive. “be my good girl. cream on your dick” licking the shell of your ear, your teeth dug into his pillows salty tears, and lashes falling from your eyes as you had the most powerful, chilling orgasm ever. and all because he wanted you, and only you to become mrs.yeager.

[everythingseasoning]

How the AOT men love you (SFW & slight NSFW).. PT 1

MINORS: Please DNI. Further reading means you consent to reading everything here, though it's pretty vanilla tbh.

EREN - A bit rough around the edges regarding emotional intimacy. Don't get me wrong, he definitely will straight up tell you "I love you so much, y/n," -- he's not afraid of saying what he feels. However, because he isn't as reflective and insightful and calm as Armin is (Eren's a little more simple-minded), he isn't a guy who does fluffy stuff all the time. He's more about action and adventure -- always pulling you into the next great thing.

*NEEDS* you to be safe, and happy. He will only feel satisfied if you're doing okay. Man cares about you, more than anything else.

Oh .. oh, Eren is definitely very blunt, and stubborn. He sees things in his own way, and it's hard to convince him to back down on anything he's got his mind set to. However, the flip side of this, is that he is fiercely caring, and righteous. Will protect you at all costs, even for little things: Some as*hole at the grocery store cut you off in line and you almost fell to the ground? Eren has a hand on your back and waist, steadying you, before he storms up to the man with the DARKEST look of determined hatred. This man has ZERO chill. (and we love him for it).

You are the most important thing in the world to him. He loves you so intensely and passionately that you won't have a chance to ever doubt it.

Fluff 1) You and Eren like to go on walks/runs together. Sometimes you two have races. Eren always wins (the little b*tch--) or ends up slinging you across his shoulder while running, the biggest smile on both of your faces as you two enjoy the rush of being with each other, and life. Life with Eren is just so right, exciting, and full of good times.

Fluff 2) Just how many beautiful waterfalls have you seen with Eren? You've even hiked a purple-flower covered mountain with him! And you've both tried many wild fruits, from the strange oblong shaped ones to pretty yellow star shaped ones-- Usually you were the one to notice the fruit while Eren glanced giddily all around the forest canopy and ground. It was tradition that whenever you two discovered another fruit plant/tree, Eren opens up the Wild Fruits and Plants You Can Eat book, gifted to you by Armin ("So that Eren doesn't accidentally eat something poisonous.") Sometimes Eren is not as bouncy with energy when you two explore the world, and instead he will hold your hand as you two stroll casually, cuddling up on each other's warmth.

NSFW 1) Eren isn't afraid to just.. straight up ask you.. when he wants it. He will look you up and down, eyes full of hunger. "I want you. How 'bout you?" Whewwww. 😮‍💨

LEVI - ohh boy i have so much to say about this little dude...

Would go absolutely crazy and turn into a battle demon, if he saw the love of his life in danger. ...

If Levi somehow found the right somebody, and actually spent enough time with them to be in a relationship, he would NEED his partner to be safe. He will not risk losing you-- he won't. Not after Isabel and Farlan..not again. So if you're ever in danger, you will see an overpowered beast emerge from that man's body and soul.

Levi isn't the best at emotional intimacy, is very stiff when it comes to words of affirmation. He hadn't ever really thought about love. He never even thought he'd have the option to be safe physically, let alone be safe emotionally. --But when he does meet that person, they light up his life in ways that just stun him. They feel like a summer's glow. He will look 10 years younger with you by his side, will feel unprecedented relief whenever he goes back to you. Will scare all the cadets because he will have this stupid smile on his face whenever he sees you.

--But Levi is not used to being loved deeply. He wouldn't know what to DO with your love, and he'd definitely have trouble opening up and being vulnerable. Nonetheless, I do think he'd try; he has initiative to do well to you, and to give you everything he can give to you (starts off with him being your literal guardian demon, progresses into him becoming soft to you). It'd take time and effort for him to learn how to love you properly.

Fluff 1) In the beginning stages of your relationship, Levi would enjoy cleaning with you. He would find himself giving you commands to do more chores (with him).. because he -- wants to -- be with you -- so often??? (won't ever never admit this).

NSFW 1) Levi is a v*rgin. Yes. Yes he (most likely) is. He never met the right person before you, so he never had a chance/time to indulge in s*x. The first time you and Levi have s*x, Levi will have his mouth CLAMPED shut-- trying not to make a noise, trying to control his expressions of pleasure. You'll have to teach him/encourage him to just let go lol.

NSFW 2) Levi wanted to have s*x with you for so damn long cause he's soooo attracted to you, but he will not initiate it LOLLLL. He just doesn't know HOW to ask for that. You had to feel up on him and really let him know you wanted it (breathy whispers and requests), before he FINALLY took the reigns and pinned you against the wall, kissing you hard before taking you to the bedroom~~!!

Also, he's a fast learner. (Imagine with that what you will 🥵).

Fluff 3) & After you two finish, he will clean you up immediately. But after that he won't let you go. Will hold you in a hug for an eternity. Is addicted to your warmth and the love/care you two give to each other.

ARMIN - OH MY GOD NO BECAUSE - i'm so in love with this man - oKAYYY: Armin is a very thoughtful, perceptive, and practical lover. You would feel *so safe* around him, at ease, and like you can be your full self. He's very accepting.

Armin is also going to *look out for you.* He is insanely analytically accurate. He has a clear, reassuring, and gentle energy about him. You know that with Armin, you'll be protected from any new obstacle or harm's way.

You and Armin would see the world for fun. Armin is somebody who feels fascinated with exploring the world, and with learning. He'd probably want a partner who is brave. He'd probably want somebody whose actions or way of doing life, amaze him. He would be so f*cking blushy around you, stuttering and all, whenever you smile so brightly at him -- you're like the sun to him.

Armin *would die for you.* He practically died already, for Eren & the mission. Armin wouldn't hesitate to give himself up, because that's how deep and true his love is for you. (And you genuinely get mad at him for this... but neither of you will budge-- you'd both die for each other).

Fluff 1) You and Armin like to read together :'). Armin will have red blush dusted across his cheeks, and his eyes will be shining as he talks excitedly, imagining all the things the book talks about. You adore it.

Fluff 2) You tell Armin you had a rough day, and he will set up a bath for you. While you bathe in the dark with candles, Armin will be in the kitchen with stew or soup simmering on the stove, before he quietly leaves the house: He will personally scour the bookstore in order to find a book that he thinks will make you smile-- or a book you two will both enjoy reading together/discussing together. Literally this man is like light okay. When you come out from the shower he will be there with a fresh, steaming bowl of stew and a dessert he picked up from the store. You two will eat together and then read a book, cozily cuddling on the couch.. before things get s*xy.

NSFW 1) This man is a *PLEASURER* -- Everything will be gentle, but imbued with such strong love for YOU. Will worship your body. Armin will feel like the luckiest man alive. He sees all your goodness, admires you, and is huge on praising you. Also he moans a lot, even if it's just a soft one that escapes him. Not sorry.

NSFW 2) For my switches/d0ms: You care deeply for Armin, and you also want to see his face when he's a writhing mess-- Sometimes you'll tie him up, and he will... oh he will be so helpless and flustered. You will be giving him all the sensation and he will *love it so much.*

REINER - Somebody come get yo man TT!! Reiner is a f*cking sweet, really good guy. Would protect you and your children (if you have them)-- with EVERYTHING he has -- from difficult, unfair situations (like what he was put through). But, Reiner also probably would want somebody who is strong, because strength means you can protect yourself, and change the world -- Strength is a necessary trait for survival, and he is attracted towards people who are able to stay efficient and alive.

Reiner wants a morally beautiful/morally pure hearted partner. Definitely wants a good person (I mean... Him and Historia in Season, what was is, 2? --speaks for itself). AND I MEANNN Reiner has such a soft heart-- he literally cracked psychologically because he couldn't handle the trauma of being a double agent in a cruel world-- so his pure heart seeks out another pure heart <3

Reiner would ADORE relaxation time with you! He wants the soft fluff, and the soulful moments, like laying together under the stars-- being safe, peaceful, *free.* Reiner has had the burden of war and the Armored Titan like a boulder on his shoulders for ... as long as he can remember. When you're both cozied up together, hands interlaced under the big night sky, Reiner's heart will have bursted and melted all throughout his body. He hasn't ever felt freedom before-- until you. (don't mind me f*cking sobbing right now. he deserves the world!!)

Fluff 1) You and Reiner sometimes do typical, fluffy couple stuff, like go to parks and have picnics, or going to the aquarium, or baking together. Reiner loves the domestic life with you, and you will always catch him gazing dreamily at you, as if he's not sure you're really his. Are you actually right there in front of him? How did he get this lucky? ..Man short circuits a lot around you.

Will definitely be so caught up in his smittenness for you that when you drop the bread dough on the ground and start getting upset/sad, he will just be staring at you like o// //o, not even realizing what happened.

NSFW: I honestly haven't thought about this but I will update this post when I do have some accurate guess on what Reiner in the bedroom is like-- (you can comment if you wanna be tagged for when I do finish this post/ make part two)

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[hangeslefteye]

I leave Armin and Berty to your imagination xD

I don't have the time to write anything so bear with my shitty memes <3

[arolegos]

piss on titans

[celesteleoves]

“NO, I SAID, WHAT KIND OF BIRD ARE YOU?”

eren yeager x fem! reader

summary: y/n has constantly been in the shadow of her best friend, but at a party she is finally noticed.

warnings: mentions of anxiety,, insecurities, fighting (with family, etc! brief mentions)

a/n: this is heavily inspired by a scene in moonrise kingdom! enjoy

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you have been leaning on a wall for thirty minutes listening to hitch chatting off your friend groups ears about her new Dior items that her mom bought for her, turning to you every now and then, comparing your outfits and your flaws as you awkwardly laughed and shrugged it off.

hitch has always tried to make you reside in her shadow. she was the definition of a mean, spoiled, popular girl and her nickname was, “bitch” which in your opinion, was hilarious and suited her quite well. it was a common joke throughout your friend group.

hitch met you in your freshman year. she was a complete loner and so were you but not as bad as she was, she knew nobody. she began to get noticed by a few boys in her junior year, mostly the football team and others. she changed. a lot. now, in your sophomore year, she is still stuck up and is trying to put you in her shadow.

it was hard leaving her and staying away from her toxic holds when she had seen you hysterically crying because of a panic attack or your insecurities, with no makeup, after a fight with family or school/boy problems. she could guilt trip and manipulate you any day of the week with how vulnerable you had been around her. she single-handedly knew how to make your days worse.

although, the one thing that made your days better was a boy that you met in your english class, eren yeager. he never seemed to notice you, of course he didn’t. it was hard to when you had a obnoxious dirty blonde covering you every second of the day.

“y/n! y/n!” hitch called, “fetch me a drink, pretty please!?” she mocked a kind voice as historia and ymir stood by her side with an eye roll, not many people liked hitch being here at this party that historia hosted, never once inviting her but instead inviting you. the people who hated hitch were the people you got along with best: sasha, connie, mikasa, armin, jean, and others.

you sighed, faking a smile and grabbing the red solo cup out of hitchs hands with anger as you trudge into the direction of the kitchen. you filled hitch’s cup with some sketchy beer that she seemed to like as you were about to turn around, you felt arms wrap around you.

“(nickname)! i missed you so so much!” sasha smiled as you turned around fully, grinning at your best friends.

“sasha pushed me out of jean’s car today. LITERALLY.” connie fake cried and you felt your smile become drop and then become bigger than it already was, if that was even possible. there was never a dull moment with these two.

“it was for a reason and the car was barely moving! he said niccolo looked like a ken doll which is insanely backhanded because NOBODY can compare to him.”

sasha practically growled at connie’s face after she spoke, smacking him in the head as he yelped and whined with protest about how long it took him to fix his short stubby hair.

“well niccolo kind of does look like a ken doll… only a little bit!” you said quickly as sasha glowered at you.

“HE DOES NOT LOOK LIK-” she was cut off by hitch, who was barging through sasha and connie and wrapping her arm around your shoulder aggressively as if telling you to stay still.

she smiled like a cheshire cat at the two. “con, sash! it’s so good to see you.”

the two exchanged glances towards hitch and you with tight lipped smiles and nods.

“look at me and y/n being so cute! twinsies am i right?” she gestured to your outfits that were in fact, barely matching besides the red, long sleeve v neck top you wore, she wore the same one but in a light pink after swearing she wouldn’t get that top because she said it looked better on you than her. liar.

connie had tears in his eyes as sasha gripped his arm, air puffing at her cheeks as she tried to stop herself from laughing at your horrified face at hitch’s “twinsies” comment.

“yeahh… twinnem!” connie said while letting out small coughs from his laughter while he cringed at his own words as hitch smiled cluelessly and looked behind them.

jean, reiner, bertholdt, and annie had accompanied mikasa and armin who were standing beside eren yeager who had a stoic look on his face as he scanned his surroundings. his eyes slightly softened when he looked at you, at least you’d liked to imagine they did.

you began to get nervous as you still held hitch’s cup, which she snatched immediately and straightened her posture once eren’s eyes landed on both of you.

his head was slightly tilted as he asked, “what’s your name?” with a slight smile to his voice. the question looked to be directed to hitch but it truly wasn’t.

“im hitch! you’re eren-” she scrambled but was quickly cut off by his harsh stare.

“no, i said, what’s your name?” he looked directly at you, who had your head down.

you lifted your head quickly as the attention was on you.

you panicked and mumbled out words. nobody ever noticed you or tried to be near you. “oh! i’m y/n.” you nervously said as you watched his eyes scan your face and body with a small smile that you could barely see with the dim, disco party lights illuminating the room.

hitch was practically having a hissy fit beside you as she looked between the two of you with anger that the attention was not on her for once. she stormed away to go torture somebody else.

for a second, it felt like the world had stopped and it was just you and eren looking at each other as the night ended with connie and sasha making jokes, brightening the group. and you, with a new friend (wink wink) and the lose of a toxic one.

a/n: (edit) HEYYYY YALL! i kind of butchered hitch in this one, i’m sorry, i love her but i genuinely just didn’t know who to make toxic! i ended this on a bad note as this was a draft. ENJOY?!? I ALSO DO NOT KNOW IF SOMEONE ELSE HAS DONE THIS??? pls lmk babes.

A/N EDIT: IM LITERALLY SCREAMINGGGG! my first ever little imagine is at 300 likes 🥹 i love you guys sm, expect more to come from mha to aot!

[ohayopoko]

Eren with a size kink BUT you’re bigger than him and he fuckin loves when you slap him around like the needy little bitch he is😏

[kentosbabes]

First time having shower sex

With: Eren Yeager, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Reiner Braun

*very smutty

Eren

What started as an innocent shower quickly became a steamy makeout session. His hands at your waist and your hands getting lost in his hair as your lips are attached in a slow, sloppy, passionate kiss. You can feel his hard against your stomach as his tongue explores you fully. Although you and Eren had been a little experimental when it comes to sex you were yet to have shower sex, so when Eren came home after practice and asked you to join him 'to save water' you were more than happy to comply.

The tension only grows as he pushes you up against the wall bringing his leg right in between yours, causing you to grind your hips against him. Your lips never parting 'You gunna let me fuck right here ma?' his lips now meeting with your neck. with a nod of your head, he's turning you around and entering you from behind his thrust speeding up at the sight of the hot water dripping down your arched back making him impossibly harder.

Once he's finished inside you watching both your juices drip down your legs, mixing with the water, he's leaning over your frame whispering 'lets do this more often baby'.

Armin

After teasing him about him having a sex dream and whispering your name in his sleep, Armin gives in and tells you what the dream was about. Your cheeks heating up as he tells you about how you were pushed up against the wall of his shower as he thrusts slow strokes inside of you.

So after a week or so, you decide to surprise him when he's taking a shower. The first thing he notices is your hands wrapping around his waist as your boobs pushed up against him, the feeling going straight down to his dick already. You spin him around looking up at him with an innocent smile before leaning up to kiss him. Armin is quick to catch onto what you're doing and gently pushes you up against the wall as you deepen the kiss. Your hands now running through his wet blonde hair as he reaches down and lifts up your left leg to his hip. 'You okay with this baby we don't have to' he whispers in your ear making sure 'min please, I need you' Your pleas turning him on more as he lets out a groan before pushing himself into you. His thrusts are soft but deep as he plays with your clit with one hand and the other holding you in place. 'I should've told you about my dream earlier'.

Jean

Jean doesn't even try to play it off to you, asking you as soon as the thought crosses his mind. 'Pretty girl wanna join me for a shower' he says a smirk plastered on his face as he pulls you into the bathroom as you nod knowing where this is going. and once you're in the shower he's wasting no time after a few pecks he's bending down placing one leg over his shoulder as he licks up and down your folds before sucking on your clit. Your hands nestled in his wet hair as his auburn eyes pierce into yours taking in the sight before him. when he's satisfied with your overstimulation he's tuning you around and fucking you from behind.

His thrusts are ruff and hard making sure he hits you cervix each time. one hand grabs onto your neck slightly putting pressure on the sides, the other circling your clit as you let out sweet sounds. 'God your so sexy doll, your made just for me'

Reiner

You're the one to bring up the idea to have shower sex and he's all for it. Before you're even in the shower, his lips are on yours in a passionate kiss making you mewl 'Baby girl just you wait, I'm going to fuck you so good'.

He doesn't even need to ask you to jump, scooping you up with your legs around his waist as he enters the walk-in shower. He loves how big he is compared to you and how easily he can pick you up and man-handle you. He smiles at you as you giggle at his eagerness and run your fingers through your now-wet hair. The sounds you make going straight to his dick and when you let out a soft 'please' he's bottoming out in you lowering you down on him. He has one hand under you guiding you up and down on his dick, his other gripping your waist hard. Your hands scratch at his back as he begins fucking hard into you causing your head to throw back at the pleasure. When he feels you pulse around him and knows his own high is not far, hes bringing your hand to his and holding it over the place in your stomach where you can feel him. 'you feel me, baby? So deep in you, should fucked you like this sooner.'

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[tsumskz]

how is it already valentine’s day tomorrow ?

i better see my boyfriend looking like eren butt booty naked with flowers when i wake up