#eren brainrot

[killxio]

pr mishap | e. yaeger

word count: 627 [ 2 min 20 second read] | ✪ content warnings: porn w plot (is this enough to be considered a plot?), writer who thinks they’re funny, p in v sex, car sex

famous!eren x influencer!reader

✭ curse eren and his stupidly good brain melting dick.

so.

you and eren recorded a little dancing tiktok. you were both big social media presences, so you expected big numbers, but this went reaaaaaaaaal large and you couldn’t figure out why.

until you did.

at a point in the dance, eren spins around and in his back left pocket there’s just enough fabric to make out what it is:

a lacy thong.

this had y’all’s followers up in ROAR!! you’re away at a shoot all day as twitter explodes, barely having time to check your phone.

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and of course, here is your idiot big head boyfriend keekeeing on the timeline.

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so how exactly did eren become eren Panty Snatching yaeger?

you and eren share feverish, desperate kisses. you don’t wanna let each other go, but eren doesn’t want to miss a second of your body being revealed to him as he undressed you. unbeknownst to you, he slips your pretty soaked thong into his pocket after tugging your shorts off.

eren pulled up on you taking promo pictures for a swimwear line and couldn’t keep his hands to his goddamn self. so, here you are in the back of his tinted black audi fogging up the windows.

he’s taken time to kiss from your nipples to your clit, spitting at your cunt for extra lube before sitting up and tugging down his jeans.

you moan, low and deep, fist clenching ,as he enters you. he begins to fuck into you, deep and on a mission to fuck you stupid.

and he does. his fingers are relentless against your clit, determined to make you shake with the help of his other hand keeping your hips in place.

“eren.. ohmygod so good ssso good so g-good” you quietly chant, eyes unfocusing a bit but still locking on his gaze.

“is it, baby?” he questions, smirking down at you in between loose strands of his hair.

“y-yessss.. ah- too good, too deep,” your praise changes after he uses his hand to lift you up and pull you towards him more, going deeper and knocking the fucking air out of your lungs.

you bring your hands up, desperately trying to push against his pelvis to slow him down. he just pulls his hand from your hips and moves yours up to his lips, kissing your knuckles before letting them fall back down. he knows you don’t have the strength to try again.

before he goes to help you maintain the arch, he pushes your thighs up and out a tiny bit despite the constricted space.

“fuck, how much tighter can you get princess?” he asks in awe, the repositioning having helped, “oh fuck, damn near choking me.”

you have him moaning, not groaning, moaning out in your ear.

it’s enough to drive fling you over the edge, passing up eye contact for rolling your eyes back and beginning to shake under his touch.

“eeereeeeeeennnnnn..” his name is long, breathy and drawn out from your lips, a beg for something unspecified.

he doesn’t falter in place despite the twitching of his cock, a silent signal of how close he is, not allowing you to come down from your high. by now you have no defense left and are a babbling, moaning mess under him, still cumming on his dick. eren cums, the two of you moaning so loudly you’re sure anyone walking past the car had to hear.

after a few slow strokes he pulls out, the plat plat of cum dripping onto his leather seats is audible over both of your harsh breathing. a string of cum breaks when his lower abdomen disconnects from your pelvis.

by the now, the last thing you were worried about was where the hell your panties were. no worries, 1/4th of twitter found them for you.

[t00them00n]

“It’s a hot girl summer” no its an eren jaeger summer

- eren in shorts and a white t-shirt wearing puka shells and bead bracelets

- eren with those sunglasses and hair tied up in his manbun

- erens green eyes in the suunnlightttt

- eren and his gorgeous gorgeous tan🙈

- eren and u on holiday, holding hands while walking through the streets when its dark but still warm

- eren and u jumping in a lake and making out in the water feeling each other up

- eren barbecuing with jean and armin

- eren eren eren eren eren eren eren

[pinkmirth]

canon fun-facts about eren that I think would bleed into his character when in a modern universe:

this mf fights all. the. time! acting like he don’t got nothing better to do 🙄 relax and use your words for once, mr.hot hands!

eren jaeger is a certified clean freak!!! he’s constantly scrubbing or washing something. at times, he likes to therapy-clean to calm himself down. also very big on his hygiene and self care, especially when it comes to his hair. he’d make a great househusband with those cleaning skills of his…

he’s a heavyweight drinker! this man could throw back shot after shot and still be (somewhat) sober, which means he can’t blame his wild behavior on the alcohol. that ain’t drunkenness, it’s all him!

eren has a creepy-cute pet centipede, because he’s always felt some sort of connection to them. he’d probably get a centipede-inspired tattoo on his arm.

his high pain tolerance is borderline insane. this man could get shot, stabbed, beaten, have the very worst done to him, and he’ll still be standing— ready to retaliate, even! he’s a crazy man, I tell you!

he probably used to habitually bite his hand as a child. now he has these faint marks around his thumb because he preferred hand-chewing over a damn binky 😭

this man has been on my mind for unexplainable reasons… now I’m writing headcanons about him? ABEG! SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS EREN PHASE!!!

[ohayopoko]

Any child around Eren is SAFE. It just comes to him to automatically keep his eyes on the kid whose mother stepped away for a second and he’s so gentle with them, talking with them about the foolish little nothings floating from their tiny lips, playing embarrassing little games in hopes that he can do his part to make their childhood magical, sneaking little pieces of candy to them because why not? Eren’s big on physical affection but he makes it a point to explicitly ask for permission to give them a big warm hug and if they say no, it’s no biggie because Eren respects the autonomy of children.

[laphixsoka]

Birthday boy.

Eren x fem reader

(Girl I was rushing to publish this so some parts aren’t proof read.)

CW: Smut, weed , drinking

Being “easy.” Wasn’t something you’d been known for. You’d never really entertained to many guys except for Riner, but after he did you foul you’d been harder to get with. Hell to even invite to anything cause you’d just decline.

So it came to everyone’s surprise when you’d accepted his invite. He didn’t even really treat it like a big deal either he kept the new nonchalant demeanor he’d recently gained.

“You don’t even need to give me a birthday present, just show up ” He joked as he chewed his gum.

“Imma have to do a rain check.” You joked. Then said your goodbyes heading across the campus for your next class.

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You were in line at the rented out club. It was cold as shit and you regretted your outfit choices. Should of came in some sweats to damn cold for this skimpy dress! You stood holding your arms together till you felt a familiar pair of hands.

It was Jean and behind him was Marco, Marco had a whole ass stress ball squeezing it. You could tell Jean dressed him with the creams and browns.

“Look who’s paying for the consequences of being fast.” Jean said slapping his coat on you, you were about to die from the whole cologne store he had on the bitch.

“You can have the shit back.” You started to see why Marco was about to break the damn stress ball. He needed about 60 dealing with Jean alone. Jean took his coat and settled on line with you. Some people in the back started to complain.

“Where the fuck is Sasha and Connie?” Jean was scrolling through his messages.

“They said they were pregaming and eating a wing stop.” You said putting your hand out for Marco’s stress ball. He gave up on half and you two squished it together.

Jean closed his phone and put it in his pockets and all three of you started to chat.

“Eren is not this goddamn popular.” Jean messing with Marco’s earing.

“You saw how Mikasa was handing out them flyers and Zeke know half of the colleges in the state.” Marco said squeezing some more.

“That’s right the Yeager’s are overachievers.” You said said nodding you head at Marco.

“The fuck Eren overachieving at selling weed with Floch?!” You and Marco laughed as you let go of the ball and rubbed your hands on your short silk dress. To keep them warm.

“Hey y’all!!” Sasha shouted and she dragged Connie to the front of the line were you all were. She then stopped and looked at you. She knew what you were doing. “You trying to get a peice of that birthday boy!” Sasha said and the rest besides Marco started to tease.

“She ain’t gonna get nothing with guard dog ass Mikasa.” Connie said before blowing in his hands. You just rolled your eyes while they all laughed you know Jean didn’t though.

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Once you all got to the front they bouncer looked at the list for the names.

“Okay you guys can-.” Before he could finish all y’all was in the door immediately feeling the heat. The music was bumping through your chest, and the lights thrashed all over the main room. “Jean you trying to dance.” You asked. “Where’s Marco-.” You two looked and saw him finding a rotation to join.

“You done stressed his ass out that bad.” You said as y’all headed to the bar to get drinks. Jean decided to ignore the comment and order for the both of you.

“Got us drinking heavy ass brown we just got here!” You put up a fuss but still down the cup faster than Jean. You ain’t really party but you said you don’t be drinking?

“Let’s get our ass on that floor the suit light up!” Jean shouted and you were right behind him.

You you twerked all over Jean and he caught every your threw. It was just code as friends he loosely held your waist and you whined on him. You could hear him hyping you up and you’d laugh out from the fun of it.

But you could see Eren from a little gap in the crowd. Girls had been throwing themselves on him and the party just got started. You’d like a good chase why not entertain yourself a bit.

“Jean let’s go to the front Mikasa up there.” You didn’t want to wait for his answer so you pulled him along. The bass could be felt through all your bones, you let the brown and lust kick in for a few minutes. You knew Jean’s answer as soon as you two started dancing. Y’all wanted and y’all are going to get.

The playfulness between you two, you’d miss his hype ups cause you’d be staring into Eren’s soul. He’d looked back he grabbed some girl and had her dancing with him so he could one up. You could tell he was bored she’d have the same two little wags. The same thing would go on for thirty minutes, and you and Jean left the floor for some water and more alcohol even a little weed.

After a while Jean ran after Mikasa he’d saw her head up the stairs, which left you alone at the bar. You drank and looked at your phone. Till you saw Eren pull a chair up next to you. “Thought you was only gonna dance with me.” He said leaned into your ear. You rolled your eyes at him and put your hand on his lap as you went next to his ear to talk to him.

“You’d have to work for that I don’t dance with anybody, you might not even be able to keep up.” You said letting your hand linger a bit on his lap before pulling away.

“Don’t worry about me keeping up just throw I’ll catch.” He said his voice was sending tingles through your body. You started to wonder what was so special about him that you wanted him. Staring at him as he ordered a drink the soft light highlighting his features, and the way his Adam’s apple would Bob as he spoke. You started to even count the wispy hairs on his head. You watch as his ring infested hand took the glass from the bar tender. You even caught a glance of some tattoos from his rolled up sleeves riding up. You bent forward to talk and he put his hand at the hem of your dress to keep it from riding up.

“What made you invite me to the party?” You asked he let go of your dress and went to speak.

“I just seen you in the hallway a few times and those small conversations we had made me want to invite you…Maybe talk to you bit more.”

You were about to lean in but one of his friends came up. “Birthday boy we need to start that birthday blunt.” Floch said eren got up and pulled your arm. You got down with the help of him and you three headed up to the lounge. You saw Marco up there in the rotation messing with a dude. You weren’t about to say shit cause you were about to do the same.

You came down to the fact they you haven’t had none and ms. Toy from target wasn’t cutting it. You can’t get to emotionally attached anyways.

They sat down and everywhere was filled up. “C’mere you can sit with me.” He patted his land on his lap three times and went to rolling. You went over and sat on his lap. You watched his tongue as he licked the wrapper sealing it off. He handed it to Floch to light it up and rested his hand on your waist. His fingers rubbed the silk on your dress together as everyone sung him happy birthday, till Floch passed him the first hit.

He eyed you almost like he was beckoning you and you went closer once he passed the blunt over, and he shotgunned the smoke into your mouth. You didn’t let it last long just to tease him and he knew it cause he gripped your thigh while giving you the “I’m finna get you.” Look, and you could feel his hand getting higher and higher. He’d rub little circles on your skin.

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After a few more hits y’all did the shotgun again and it was a full on make out, passing some to one another him gripping hard on your ass. He had to pass it while you were devouring his lips. Nobody cared cause everyone was getting some for real. Marco and the guy had got up and left to a different room. You and Eren would of been in the same predicament, but you two wanted to play games.

He was borderline fingering you and you’d be grinding against him. Y’all were in your little world till you came to your senses. “Ren I wanna dance.” You moaned into his ear cause he was still there rubbing. “You think I’ve worked hard enough?” He was eating you being whiny up.

“Yess let’s go dance.” Your voice was soft from being high as shit, he was basically the only thing holding you up. He didn’t answer you the second time he was talking to home more friends that came up. He’s went back to rubbing the silk on your dress together. You started to doze off but he softly bounced his leg, as they wrapped up their conversation. You felt your sensitive bud against that knee as it softly and quickly rubbed against it.

You’d never been this down bad, to were a dude knee had you in a chokehold. Something that was intended to keep you up, had turned into something completely different.

You heard them about to wrap up and Eren patted your hip. “Let’s get up and dance.” He said watching you closely as you got up.

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The floor was at its most packed at this moment, which was good cause what y’all had going on needed to be covered up. Your ass rubbing ass over the center of his pants. His hands letting your dress ride all the way up, as he watched your ass bounce all over him. You made your way back up and you two were just leaving no type of room for anything. His hand traveling all under your dress, as you danced you felt his lips press against your ears.

He started to speak about all the things he’d do to you. You kept dancing grinding and dancing, he kept up caressing every inch of your body. You couldn’t take it anymore, you could feel how wet you’ve gotten over the course of the night.

Lust took over all your senses.

His hair, his rings, his tattoos, his opening on his shirts, the way his voice rattled you, and how nonchalant he was about everything. God he was driving you fucking nuts.

“Eren I need you now.” You said in his ear you pulled away and dragged him upstairs.

As you entered one of the private rooms, they had they had their own music. Soft lights adorned the room he sat down on the booth that was infront of a small poll. You weren’t going to touch something that you had no idea how to use. So you went to straddling him he instantly went to both hands on your ass. You hands cupped his face as you two kissed, it was deep and hungry. You grinded against his lap as you felt him practically knead your ass.

You could feel him getting hard and you gently got his hands off your ass. And you went down between his legs. You undid his pants and he poked out immediately. You began to lick at his base and you could see how his face changed. You could hear his groans as you worked your way up, the tip being the loudest. Then your started to put him in your mouth with your hand in the base. Bobbing your head as you moved your wrist in repeated motions at the bottom. You were making nothing but slurping noises and it was driving him crazy. Then you’d stick it all down Your throat and come back up, but he was so Into it he held your head down. You struggled to come up for air but it added to the effect. The heartbeat down there was getting stronger along with the heat.

When you got back up you looked up trying to catch your breath, Eren wiped your tears as you kept pumping and licking. You wanted him to cum as you watched his face change. You put your mouth over the tip, and let all of it come in your mouth you swallowed it all.

You eyes kept contact through that and he patted the seat. “Let me have my cake.” He told you as you got up on the booth seat. He pulled your panties off as soon as he got down there.He opened your legs with his hands and littered the inside of your thighs with kisses.

Once he had you comfortable with that he started to go in. He started to eat like he was starving. It had you moaning as you gripped his hair. It felt so good your toes curled and your eyes shut. It was so much intense stimulation, cause you never had been ate out before.

It felt like heaven, you could even tell Eren a proper thing. Everything would be broken up as you moaned and your words were clumped. You couldn’t think properly not with him. As he began to start to glide and flick and do some more tricks.

You’d cum.

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You both were on the bed they’d had lube in the room and Eren had fingered you. Like him eating you out like a hungry man wasn’t enough. His fingers had you clutching onto pillows, as he rubbed and pumped his way to your spot. He hit it so good you saw stars early on.

Once you two got deep into it, you cling to his back as he was ontop of you. He looked into your eyes and you watched him as his face would change. His little wispy hairs had flown forward, the green eyes started to see more and more Intimate. He was pumping you so deep you thought it wouldn’t come out your mouth. The only thing you could say was his name, and a weak please as cream coated his dick with each pump.

Your nails grip on his back got harder as you both got closer. You squirted as you came from him continuing to pump as he came inside of you.

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“Did you like your birthday present?” You asked as you both cleaned up.

“My best one tonight.”

[tsumskz]

no thoughts just…

eren coming home and forcing you on your knees just to tease you by rubbing his tip on your lips till you’re practically begging for him to shove it all the way down your throat

[melonpaya]

made this quick little animation :p

[merakidoll]

soft whispers, and kisses to your shoulder as you arched into his king size bed. your head deep into the fluffy white pillow, digging your nails into the black velvet headboard. “ l-love you bad mama” and he did. plug!eren had a deep soft spot for you. from the way you smiled, to the kisses on the cheek you gave him before getting out of his car. he just didn’t particularly know how to show you, but this. the deep strokes with his tip hitting your most sensitive spot, and his loving words showed you. the pads of his hands rubbing your skin softly, like you were delicate glass that he was afraid to break. his brown hair stuck to his face, the coolness of his chain every so often rubbing against your back, that made you hiccup. crying into the sheets, body so sensitive. “be my good girl. cream on your dick” licking the shell of your ear, your teeth dug into his pillows salty tears, and lashes falling from your eyes as you had the most powerful, chilling orgasm ever. and all because he wanted you, and only you to become mrs.yeager.

[everythingseasoning]

How the AOT men love you (SFW & slight NSFW).. PT 1

MINORS: Please DNI. Further reading means you consent to reading everything here, though it's pretty vanilla tbh.

EREN - A bit rough around the edges regarding emotional intimacy. Don't get me wrong, he definitely will straight up tell you "I love you so much, y/n," -- he's not afraid of saying what he feels. However, because he isn't as reflective and insightful and calm as Armin is (Eren's a little more simple-minded), he isn't a guy who does fluffy stuff all the time. He's more about action and adventure -- always pulling you into the next great thing.

*NEEDS* you to be safe, and happy. He will only feel satisfied if you're doing okay. Man cares about you, more than anything else.

Oh .. oh, Eren is definitely very blunt, and stubborn. He sees things in his own way, and it's hard to convince him to back down on anything he's got his mind set to. However, the flip side of this, is that he is fiercely caring, and righteous. Will protect you at all costs, even for little things: Some as*hole at the grocery store cut you off in line and you almost fell to the ground? Eren has a hand on your back and waist, steadying you, before he storms up to the man with the DARKEST look of determined hatred. This man has ZERO chill. (and we love him for it).

You are the most important thing in the world to him. He loves you so intensely and passionately that you won't have a chance to ever doubt it.

Fluff 1) You and Eren like to go on walks/runs together. Sometimes you two have races. Eren always wins (the little b*tch--) or ends up slinging you across his shoulder while running, the biggest smile on both of your faces as you two enjoy the rush of being with each other, and life. Life with Eren is just so right, exciting, and full of good times.

Fluff 2) Just how many beautiful waterfalls have you seen with Eren? You've even hiked a purple-flower covered mountain with him! And you've both tried many wild fruits, from the strange oblong shaped ones to pretty yellow star shaped ones-- Usually you were the one to notice the fruit while Eren glanced giddily all around the forest canopy and ground. It was tradition that whenever you two discovered another fruit plant/tree, Eren opens up the Wild Fruits and Plants You Can Eat book, gifted to you by Armin ("So that Eren doesn't accidentally eat something poisonous.") Sometimes Eren is not as bouncy with energy when you two explore the world, and instead he will hold your hand as you two stroll casually, cuddling up on each other's warmth.

NSFW 1) Eren isn't afraid to just.. straight up ask you.. when he wants it. He will look you up and down, eyes full of hunger. "I want you. How 'bout you?" Whewwww. 😮‍💨

LEVI - ohh boy i have so much to say about this little dude...

Would go absolutely crazy and turn into a battle demon, if he saw the love of his life in danger. ...

If Levi somehow found the right somebody, and actually spent enough time with them to be in a relationship, he would NEED his partner to be safe. He will not risk losing you-- he won't. Not after Isabel and Farlan..not again. So if you're ever in danger, you will see an overpowered beast emerge from that man's body and soul.

Levi isn't the best at emotional intimacy, is very stiff when it comes to words of affirmation. He hadn't ever really thought about love. He never even thought he'd have the option to be safe physically, let alone be safe emotionally. --But when he does meet that person, they light up his life in ways that just stun him. They feel like a summer's glow. He will look 10 years younger with you by his side, will feel unprecedented relief whenever he goes back to you. Will scare all the cadets because he will have this stupid smile on his face whenever he sees you.

--But Levi is not used to being loved deeply. He wouldn't know what to DO with your love, and he'd definitely have trouble opening up and being vulnerable. Nonetheless, I do think he'd try; he has initiative to do well to you, and to give you everything he can give to you (starts off with him being your literal guardian demon, progresses into him becoming soft to you). It'd take time and effort for him to learn how to love you properly.

Fluff 1) In the beginning stages of your relationship, Levi would enjoy cleaning with you. He would find himself giving you commands to do more chores (with him).. because he -- wants to -- be with you -- so often??? (won't ever never admit this).

NSFW 1) Levi is a v*rgin. Yes. Yes he (most likely) is. He never met the right person before you, so he never had a chance/time to indulge in s*x. The first time you and Levi have s*x, Levi will have his mouth CLAMPED shut-- trying not to make a noise, trying to control his expressions of pleasure. You'll have to teach him/encourage him to just let go lol.

NSFW 2) Levi wanted to have s*x with you for so damn long cause he's soooo attracted to you, but he will not initiate it LOLLLL. He just doesn't know HOW to ask for that. You had to feel up on him and really let him know you wanted it (breathy whispers and requests), before he FINALLY took the reigns and pinned you against the wall, kissing you hard before taking you to the bedroom~~!!

Also, he's a fast learner. (Imagine with that what you will 🥵).

Fluff 3) & After you two finish, he will clean you up immediately. But after that he won't let you go. Will hold you in a hug for an eternity. Is addicted to your warmth and the love/care you two give to each other.

ARMIN - OH MY GOD NO BECAUSE - i'm so in love with this man - oKAYYY: Armin is a very thoughtful, perceptive, and practical lover. You would feel *so safe* around him, at ease, and like you can be your full self. He's very accepting.

Armin is also going to *look out for you.* He is insanely analytically accurate. He has a clear, reassuring, and gentle energy about him. You know that with Armin, you'll be protected from any new obstacle or harm's way.

You and Armin would see the world for fun. Armin is somebody who feels fascinated with exploring the world, and with learning. He'd probably want a partner who is brave. He'd probably want somebody whose actions or way of doing life, amaze him. He would be so f*cking blushy around you, stuttering and all, whenever you smile so brightly at him -- you're like the sun to him.

Armin *would die for you.* He practically died already, for Eren & the mission. Armin wouldn't hesitate to give himself up, because that's how deep and true his love is for you. (And you genuinely get mad at him for this... but neither of you will budge-- you'd both die for each other).

Fluff 1) You and Armin like to read together :'). Armin will have red blush dusted across his cheeks, and his eyes will be shining as he talks excitedly, imagining all the things the book talks about. You adore it.

Fluff 2) You tell Armin you had a rough day, and he will set up a bath for you. While you bathe in the dark with candles, Armin will be in the kitchen with stew or soup simmering on the stove, before he quietly leaves the house: He will personally scour the bookstore in order to find a book that he thinks will make you smile-- or a book you two will both enjoy reading together/discussing together. Literally this man is like light okay. When you come out from the shower he will be there with a fresh, steaming bowl of stew and a dessert he picked up from the store. You two will eat together and then read a book, cozily cuddling on the couch.. before things get s*xy.

NSFW 1) This man is a *PLEASURER* -- Everything will be gentle, but imbued with such strong love for YOU. Will worship your body. Armin will feel like the luckiest man alive. He sees all your goodness, admires you, and is huge on praising you. Also he moans a lot, even if it's just a soft one that escapes him. Not sorry.

NSFW 2) For my switches/d0ms: You care deeply for Armin, and you also want to see his face when he's a writhing mess-- Sometimes you'll tie him up, and he will... oh he will be so helpless and flustered. You will be giving him all the sensation and he will *love it so much.*

REINER - Somebody come get yo man TT!! Reiner is a f*cking sweet, really good guy. Would protect you and your children (if you have them)-- with EVERYTHING he has -- from difficult, unfair situations (like what he was put through). But, Reiner also probably would want somebody who is strong, because strength means you can protect yourself, and change the world -- Strength is a necessary trait for survival, and he is attracted towards people who are able to stay efficient and alive.

Reiner wants a morally beautiful/morally pure hearted partner. Definitely wants a good person (I mean... Him and Historia in Season, what was is, 2? --speaks for itself). AND I MEANNN Reiner has such a soft heart-- he literally cracked psychologically because he couldn't handle the trauma of being a double agent in a cruel world-- so his pure heart seeks out another pure heart <3

Reiner would ADORE relaxation time with you! He wants the soft fluff, and the soulful moments, like laying together under the stars-- being safe, peaceful, *free.* Reiner has had the burden of war and the Armored Titan like a boulder on his shoulders for ... as long as he can remember. When you're both cozied up together, hands interlaced under the big night sky, Reiner's heart will have bursted and melted all throughout his body. He hasn't ever felt freedom before-- until you. (don't mind me f*cking sobbing right now. he deserves the world!!)

Fluff 1) You and Reiner sometimes do typical, fluffy couple stuff, like go to parks and have picnics, or going to the aquarium, or baking together. Reiner loves the domestic life with you, and you will always catch him gazing dreamily at you, as if he's not sure you're really his. Are you actually right there in front of him? How did he get this lucky? ..Man short circuits a lot around you.

Will definitely be so caught up in his smittenness for you that when you drop the bread dough on the ground and start getting upset/sad, he will just be staring at you like o// //o, not even realizing what happened.

NSFW: I honestly haven't thought about this but I will update this post when I do have some accurate guess on what Reiner in the bedroom is like-- (you can comment if you wanna be tagged for when I do finish this post/ make part two)

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[emrikae]

aot cast modern au jobs in my head:

eren: cybersecurity specialist. i feel like erens one of those kids that suck in subjects like lang-lit or fucking geography but have an impressive talent in anything techi. i think growing up eren was a competitive gamer and i imagine him being pretty rich in the sense where doctor daddy grisha and also big bro zeke are always spoiling his brat ass with the latest technology. he gets so good, he initially goes into uni wanting to become a game designer but after a brief fallout with his dad when he dropped out and eventually had his allowance cut (a period where i think eren dips into underground hacking and also modelling?) he falls upon the sexy salary in cybersecurity (and saw how thrilling- and damn easy !for him! - the job is) he changed course. i think eren eventually builds his own successful company and becomes one of those rich folks who say that school aint shit.

mikasa: president of a major sports team. mikasa takes over pretty young (like early 30s) after old uncle kenny was involved in some ‘reiss scandal’. initially mikasa was labelled ‘princess’ (derogatory) by dumb angry hooligans who thought a woman would curse their current standing, jokes on them cus that same season the club broke their 20 year curse by reaching the championships. i also think old pictures of gothkasa gets leaked on the internet but it only brought her more praise. but i actually dont think mikasa stays in this job for very long, shes always wanted a quiet simple form of income anyway so when her baby brother comes of right age and maturity she passes the baton to him and lays back as just a shareholder before shes even 40. i also believe mikasa in another universe wouldve loved to be an archivist.

armin: celebrity marine biologist/activist that went viral online during lockdown. he gets his own fanbase and is termed ‘biologist bae’ cus of his cute looks. a tv producer who fell into his corner pretty much fell in love with him after seeing armin deliver a spiel about endangered dugongs. invites him to a bunch of talk shows and the viewership goes so high (a large portion of it being teenage fangirls who want to ‘save the ocean’ too!) he manages to score his own show where he eventually meets his future wife.

annie: senior tv writer who got with armin after working with him on his show. she usually works on sporty reality shows and competitions even though shes a big time introvert. known for her sharp dont fuck with me work ethic, annie gags at how easily she fell into ‘biologist baes’ charm, hates how shes just like the 14 year old fangirls who try to sneak into their shoots. but anyways, annies the ace at her job been going hard for about 15 years but ultimately decides to retire early after having her second child and really liking how ‘biologist bae’ was making enough dough for the whole family.

sasha: influencer cus shes so pretty and fun. was a design major so all her vids have a ‘aesthetic’. now she prettily promotes lifestyle hacks for all the girlies. she also has a set of vids called “what my chef husband cooked for me today” . i think also further on she ends up being one of those moms who shoots vlogs and reviews with their kids.

jean: jeans a classy guy with artistic talents so i imagine him being a successful automotive designer for a luxurious car company. a mommas boy, he used his first fat pay-check to buy his mom a sleek ride thats a little too fast for someone her age. dudes insta page is what you’d expect from a posh car enthusiast with flashy posts of either him, his car, his mom or all 3.

connie: real estate party man. he really climbed his way up and becomes a man of many stories, friends with everyone and plenty of connections. the old hustle got him familiar with the best locations in the city, and now with his excellent salesmanship dude manages to sell at least 3 huge properties a week. i also feel like connies one of those dudes to finally settle down in his 40s -50s (with someone half his age).

historia: i believe queenbee was made for wedding planning. she has her own company before her first job ever but damn is she good at it. being brought up filthy rich, historia is familiar with the highest quality of things, knows whats on the market that only the small percentage of rich people know and will get clients their dream wedding to a t. moreover, she also loves to play cupid (canon!) and is always up to planning her friends weddings (and baby showers, and birthdays parties, and…)

ymir: i imagine ymir being on the board of directors for a bunch of ngos. she had a tough upbringing, was probably moved around from one home to another and could see how hard life is for anyone working at minimum wage. she grew up to be a little spitfire in school, hadnt taken it seriously until she reached senior year and bonded with a school staff named Ms Ymir Fritz. With the wisdom and kindness she learnt from her old teacher, ymir wanted to pay it forward and decided to make a living helping those in need.

reiner: idk why, but i feel like reiners a softie at heart and i imagine him having a nice cozy candy shop. probably fighting old childhood demons and the parental neglect he faced, his cute little shop comes as part of his healing journey to compensate what he missed out on in his youth. its sweet (but a little heartbreaking) that reiners favourite part about his job is getting to witness and be a part of the joy that emerges between families when they enter his shop.

bertholdt: a nurse just cus i think bertholdt would know how to be gentle with the patients. hes got a soft way of speaking that makes vulnerable people feel safe and comfortable. hes also wildly knowledgeable in flexibility and keeping your muscles in good shape that he conducts morning stretches and sometimes yoga in one of their recreational halls.

[missbeatabitch]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴．

Pairing: Eren Jaeger x Fem!Reader

Setting: Modern AU *

𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠：18+, possessive! Eren, Jealous! public makeout sesh, (size difference mention?), Fem! Reader

• no sexual intimacy just talk of it •

“Eren, come on!” you laughed, tugging on your boyfriend’s hand as you weaved through the bustling mall crowd. His other hand was stuffed into the pocket of his black hoodie, his brows drawn together in a faint scowl.

You rolled your eyes with a smile. “You act like someone’s about to jump out and attack us.”

“It’s crowded,” he grumbled, his grip tightening slightly on your hand as someone brushed past you a little too closely.

You felt Eren tense beside you, his knuckles turning white as he held your hand. You squeezed his hand in return, shooting him a reassuring smile.

“Relax, babe. You’re with me, remember?”

Eren let out a breath, his shoulders dropping slightly, but the sharp edge in his gaze didn’t disappear.

The two of you wandered through the shops, stopping occasionally to browse. You dragged him into a clothing store, holding up outfits against yourself and spinning around with playful giggles. Eren couldn’t stop the fond smirk tugging at his lips, his eyes following your every move.

But the peaceful moment was shattered when one of the store clerks decided to shoot his shot.

“Hey, you need any help?” The guy was tall, good-looking in a bland kind of way, and way too confident. His eyes flickered over you, lingering on your legs before meeting your gaze with a cocky smile.

“Oh, no, I’m good. Just looking around,” you replied politely.

But the guy didn’t move away. “Well, if you need someone’s opinion… or anything else, I’m here.”

Before you could respond, Eren was suddenly beside you, his arm snaking around your waist and pulling you back against his chest.

“She said she’s good,” Eren said, his voice low and sharp, every syllable dripping with restrained aggression.

The clerk blinked, clearly thrown off by Eren’s intense glare. “Uh, right. Sorry about that.” He shuffled away quickly, disappearing behind a rack of shirts.

Eren’s grip on your waist didn’t loosen, his chest pressed firmly against your back. You could feel the tension radiating off him, his jaw clenched as he glared at the spot where the clerk had been standing.

“Eren,” you said softly, placing a hand over his on your waist. “It’s okay. He’s gone.”

Eren turned you around to face him, his sharp green eyes locking onto yours. “I don’t like it when guys look at you like that. Like they think they can just…”

You placed your hands on his chest, your touch soft and grounding. “They can’t, Eren. I’m yours, okay?”

His eyes softened slightly, but there was still something dark and possessive lingering there. He nodded once before grabbing your hand and pulling you out of the store without another word.

You ended up in a quieter corner of the mall, tucked away near a set of restrooms and a forgotten seating area. Eren pulled you into a small alcove where the shadows swallowed most of the light.

He pressed you gently against the wall, his hands braced on either side of your head. His green eyes searched your face, his chest rising and falling steadily.

“You’re mine,” he said quietly, but there was an edge to his voice—something raw and unfiltered.

You swallowed, your breath catching in your throat. “Eren…”

His head dipped down, his lips crashing against yours in a kiss that was anything but gentle. It was messy, desperate, and consuming. His hands slid down to your waist, fingers gripping your hips tightly as he pressed his body flush against yours.

You whimpered against his mouth, your hands flying up to clutch the front of his hoodie. His tongue slid past your lips, dominating the kiss as if he was trying to erase the memory of anyone else even looking at you.

When he finally pulled back, his breathing was ragged, and his lips were slightly swollen. His forehead rested against yours, his eyes half-lidded as he stared down at you.

“I hate it,” he whispered, his voice low and rough. “I hate when other guys look at you like that. I hate that they even think they have a chance.”

You cupped his face, your thumbs brushing over his sharp jawline. “They don’t, Eren. I’m yours. Only yours.”

His eyes darkened further, and his lips twitched into something between a smirk and a snarl.

“Say it again,” he demanded.

“I’m yours.”

“Again baby.” he smirks cockily, eyes full of lust and passion and who knows what else.

“I’m yours, Eren. Only yours.” you giggle lustfully.

With a low groan, he pressed his lips to your neck, his teeth grazing your skin as his hands gripped your hips tighter. You gasped, your head tilting back to give him better access.

“Your mine Y/N.” he growled against your throat. “Every part of you is mine, right my love?” He laughs quietly almost like he’s mocking you.

His big hands slipped under the hem of your shirt, his rough fingertips grazing your skin and leaving goosebumps in their wake. His lips continued their assault on your neck, biting and sucking just hard enough to leave marks.

“Eren…” you whimpered, your knees going weak under his touch.

He pulled back just enough to look into your eyes, his lips wet and slightly parted. “Let’s go home. Now.”

You nodded breathlessly, your hands clutching the fabric of his hoodie like a lifeline.

Eren grabbed your hand firmly, pulling you out of the alcove and leading you through the mall with a determined stride. People glanced at the two of you as you passed, but Eren didn’t care. His focus was entirely on you, and nothing else in the world mattered.

The car ride home was filled with a thick, heavy silence. His hand stayed on your thigh the entire time, his grip firm and unyielding.

By the time you both stumbled through the front door of his apartment, Eren had you pressed against the wall again, his lips on yours, his hands roaming your body with a hunger that made your head spin.

One thing was clear—Eren Jaeger wasn’t just possessive. He was yours, and he was going to make sure you never forgot it.

And God, you wouldn’t have it any other way.

[kentosbabes]

First time having shower sex

With: Eren Yeager, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Reiner Braun

*very smutty

Eren

What started as an innocent shower quickly became a steamy makeout session. His hands at your waist and your hands getting lost in his hair as your lips are attached in a slow, sloppy, passionate kiss. You can feel his hard against your stomach as his tongue explores you fully. Although you and Eren had been a little experimental when it comes to sex you were yet to have shower sex, so when Eren came home after practice and asked you to join him 'to save water' you were more than happy to comply.

The tension only grows as he pushes you up against the wall bringing his leg right in between yours, causing you to grind your hips against him. Your lips never parting 'You gunna let me fuck right here ma?' his lips now meeting with your neck. with a nod of your head, he's turning you around and entering you from behind his thrust speeding up at the sight of the hot water dripping down your arched back making him impossibly harder.

Once he's finished inside you watching both your juices drip down your legs, mixing with the water, he's leaning over your frame whispering 'lets do this more often baby'.

Armin

After teasing him about him having a sex dream and whispering your name in his sleep, Armin gives in and tells you what the dream was about. Your cheeks heating up as he tells you about how you were pushed up against the wall of his shower as he thrusts slow strokes inside of you.

So after a week or so, you decide to surprise him when he's taking a shower. The first thing he notices is your hands wrapping around his waist as your boobs pushed up against him, the feeling going straight down to his dick already. You spin him around looking up at him with an innocent smile before leaning up to kiss him. Armin is quick to catch onto what you're doing and gently pushes you up against the wall as you deepen the kiss. Your hands now running through his wet blonde hair as he reaches down and lifts up your left leg to his hip. 'You okay with this baby we don't have to' he whispers in your ear making sure 'min please, I need you' Your pleas turning him on more as he lets out a groan before pushing himself into you. His thrusts are soft but deep as he plays with your clit with one hand and the other holding you in place. 'I should've told you about my dream earlier'.

Jean

Jean doesn't even try to play it off to you, asking you as soon as the thought crosses his mind. 'Pretty girl wanna join me for a shower' he says a smirk plastered on his face as he pulls you into the bathroom as you nod knowing where this is going. and once you're in the shower he's wasting no time after a few pecks he's bending down placing one leg over his shoulder as he licks up and down your folds before sucking on your clit. Your hands nestled in his wet hair as his auburn eyes pierce into yours taking in the sight before him. when he's satisfied with your overstimulation he's tuning you around and fucking you from behind.

His thrusts are ruff and hard making sure he hits you cervix each time. one hand grabs onto your neck slightly putting pressure on the sides, the other circling your clit as you let out sweet sounds. 'God your so sexy doll, your made just for me'

Reiner

You're the one to bring up the idea to have shower sex and he's all for it. Before you're even in the shower, his lips are on yours in a passionate kiss making you mewl 'Baby girl just you wait, I'm going to fuck you so good'.

He doesn't even need to ask you to jump, scooping you up with your legs around his waist as he enters the walk-in shower. He loves how big he is compared to you and how easily he can pick you up and man-handle you. He smiles at you as you giggle at his eagerness and run your fingers through your now-wet hair. The sounds you make going straight to his dick and when you let out a soft 'please' he's bottoming out in you lowering you down on him. He has one hand under you guiding you up and down on his dick, his other gripping your waist hard. Your hands scratch at his back as he begins fucking hard into you causing your head to throw back at the pleasure. When he feels you pulse around him and knows his own high is not far, hes bringing your hand to his and holding it over the place in your stomach where you can feel him. 'you feel me, baby? So deep in you, should fucked you like this sooner.'

masterlist

[ohayopoko]

Eren with a size kink BUT you’re bigger than him and he fuckin loves when you slap him around like the needy little bitch he is😏

[arolegos]

piss on titans

[tsumskz]

how is it already valentine’s day tomorrow ?

i better see my boyfriend looking like eren butt booty naked with flowers when i wake up

[hangeslefteye]

I leave Armin and Berty to your imagination xD

I don't have the time to write anything so bear with my shitty memes <3