#he gonna be a good deddy

[ohayopoko]

Any child around Eren is SAFE. It just comes to him to automatically keep his eyes on the kid whose mother stepped away for a second and he’s so gentle with them, talking with them about the foolish little nothings floating from their tiny lips, playing embarrassing little games in hopes that he can do his part to make their childhood magical, sneaking little pieces of candy to them because why not? Eren’s big on physical affection but he makes it a point to explicitly ask for permission to give them a big warm hug and if they say no, it’s no biggie because Eren respects the autonomy of children.

[shotmrmiller]

shit! but! imagine going out or just going to the bookstore, suddenly you bump into this big guy who was to busy looking through sketch books, knock you down “sorry lassie, didn’t se ya��� and WHOOPS THE WORD IS SUDDENLY SO COLORFUL! it’s a meet cute, identical to some cliche rom com, but damn it feels great, you’re a bit about skeptical about meeting you soulmate, but you’re in your 20s there plenty of time, and this you meet Johnny! Suddenly the plans for they day are canceled, you spend the rest of day in the pub - he asks you about yourself, beaming with some awestruck look on his face, listening to every word you say. You learn that he’s in his 30s, currently on vacatio n visiting a mate, loves drawing, doesn’t love dog, hiscurrents rents a pace in Glasgow, but his (large) family lives Kilmarnock, apparently his “ma”s going to be so happy that you two have met, a bit shyly admits that his waited for this day for as long as he can remember. And it feels good, Johnny is charming and funny, even his bloody Mohawk can be tolerated by his accent, which makes you feel all hot not just in your cheeks. And maybe you sting to much at the pub, or its the magic of soulmate or whatever but the very first night with you soulmate is spent moaning his name as breeds you like his life depends on it. Only to all of euphoria to be crush at the sunlight of the morning when you spot a SAS tatto in his arm and you supposed true love broadly stating that he recently have been promoted to captain, acting really surprised why you reacting this way, he’s protecting you! it’s a good thing! look, Bonnie, he’s doing this for you! imagine how proud your kids are gonna be when they are going to tell their class that their deddy is a hero! not like the British army has ever done smt bad! you’re irrational! come on, don’t start screaming! you’ll need this energy to peck you staff to his home🥰

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lmaoooo

god the "come on, aye? stop yer screamin!" is sending me. like he's genuinely confused, like oi? is it a spider? why ye lookin' at me like tha'?

where you goin'? what's the rush? want me to take ye?

just utterly oblivious cuz he's head over heels and you're literally just screaming bloody murder and chucking shoes at him n shit.

[ace-for-eddie]

Part 4

Eddie and Hopper sat on the porch waiting for Wayne to arrive. 

“Listen Munson. I know we haven’t always been on the best of terms.” Hopper started.

Eddie hummed, feeling himself tense up.

Although Hopper had been instrumental in getting his name cleared of the murder charges, they hadn’t really had many conversations since. And any before usually involved Hopper reciting the Miranda rights and Eddie being shoved into the back of the police car. 

“But uh… while I won’t hesitate to arrest you again.” Hopper pointed his finger in Eddie’s face. The front door swung open as Joyce walked out onto the porch.

Hopper cleared his throat and continued. “I can tell that you’ve grown up a lot, kid. And the shit this town has dumped on you isn’t right. I will do everything I can to help you in this. And if you aren’t sure what to do with this little girl… your little girl, you can… you can always come to me one Dad to another.”

Hopper placed a strong hand on Eddie’s shoulder, sniffed then nodded before walking back inside.

Eddie was stunned and simply nodded in shock. 

Today was getting weirder and weirder, and given Eddie’s standard, this was next level intense. 

Joyce smiled warmly and took Hopper’s place pacing a soft hand on his shoulder. “It’s going to be okay.”

He took a deep breath, “...okay.”

Wayne arrived in his beat up pickup concerned that Eddie was sick, hurt or had gotten into trouble somehow. He was not expecting the news that he was basically a grandfather.

He teared up a little, then started laughing. Loud. 

“Shit Eds, I didn’t think you…” he stopped realizing Joyce Byers was beside them. “I didn’t think that girl… was your type,” giving Eddie a knowing look.

Eddie huffed a laugh. “She wasn’t. But I was still figuring things out 3 years ago. And it’s okay Ms… I mean Joyce already knows I’m gay. She’s safe.” 

Wayne smiled at Joyce. “Thank you for being here for my boy Ms. Joyce.”

“Of course! It takes a village right?” She smiled. 

“Speaking of which. When can I meet my grandbaby?” He asked. “Is it okay if…if I call her my grandbaby?”

“Wayne, I wouldn’t have it any other way.” Eddie smiled and hugged his uncle. “You’re gonna love her. She’s amazing…” Eddie led the way to introduce Evelyn to her Grand-deddie Wayne. 

Of course, Wayne instantly fell in love with the sweet child, reading her another book as she nuzzled against his side on the couch.

Eddie found El and Will at the table in the small kitchen and pulled up a chair.

“Hey guys, uh thanks for helping so much. Wow, this is so weird.” He ran his fingers through his hair. 

“She is very sweet. And she likes you a lot. You are a good Dad Eddie.” El smiled. 

He just smiled and stared at the table. “Thanks Supergirl.”

“Have you told anyone else?” Will asked curiously.

“Uh…no not yet. Please don’t tell anyone though okay? I want it to come from me.”

“Of course. It’s not our story to tell.” Will smiled at Eddie using the same phrase Eddie had used when Will came out to him in recent months. Eddie offered to be there to talk if he ever needed anything. He knew how hard it could be to be gay in such a close minded town. 

“I should probably tell Henderson soon though, so he doesn’t shit himself if everyone else knows first.” Eddie sighed. “Can I use your phone?” 

“Of course.” Will stated.

“Are you going to tell him on the phone?” El asked.

“Yeah, why not?”

“It seems like something to tell friends in person.” She replied. 

“Uh… yeah I guess so. I’ll see if he can come over.” Eddie didn’t know if he’d have the energy to deal with Dustin Henderson and a toddler today, but figured it would be worse to wait.

The phone rang a few times before Claudia answered and brought Dustin to the phone. Eddie invited him to come over to the Hopper-Byers house and waited on the porch with Will.

While Eleven and Joyce took to washing Evelyn’s clothing which reeked of smoke and something like cat urine. Joyce threw some of the pieces away immediately and decided she’d be making a trip to the children’s section at Goodwill the following day. 

Dustin Henderson was dropped off at the cabin and took the steps two at a time.

“So what is so important you need to meet me at Hopper’s cabin?” Dustin rolled his eyes.

“Well, Henderson. I just wanted to congratulate you on becoming an uncle.” Eddie smiled his snarky grin while Will tried not to laugh and choke on the soda he was drinking.

“Eddie, what the hell are you talking about? I’m an only child.”

“Ouch man, didn’t know you thought so low of me. Wow. Okay nevermind.” Eddie put his hands up in defense.

“Oh, well, yeah you’re like my brother. But what do you mean… uncle? Did you get a dog or something?”

“Ew, no. That’s too much responsibility.” Eddie grimaced. “I got a kid.”

“You got a kid?”

“I got a kid.”

“Where did you get a kid Eddie?” Dustin was starting to get tired of this bullshit.

“Well DustyBun, when a guy and a girl…” Eddie started and Will just about fell off his chair.

“Shut up. What the hell did you drag me out here for?” Dustin stomped.

“No, I wanted to tell you I have a kid. A daughter actually. Her name is Evelyn.” Eddie beamed. 

“You’re… you’re serious.” Dustin started to smile. Eddie nodded.

“How? When?”

“That’s a longer story…” Will stated from behind Eddie. “Sit down.” 

Dustin peeked through the cabin window to see Eddie’s uncle Wayne sitting on the couch napping with a toddler and his eyes grew incredibly wide along with his smile.

“You want me to be… her uncle?” He teared up.“Yeah, man. Just feels right.”

“Holy shit…tell me everything.” Dustin plopped down to hear about Eddie’s news.

[pinkandgreenarepurpleandyellow]

Single Dad Charles au: Babysitter hcs

Melmord

Ongoing feud about his right to play pop music and teach the children to smoke.

The chill one.

Surprisingly enough, fairly good at balancing between 'cool babysitter' and 'this is unsafe'.

He initially only was gonna babysit once, when Charles called in a favor. The teenage Dethklok liked so much they begged him to come back, and Charles pays well enough.

Again on the topic of him being a little less stupid than you'd think, he's also the first one to stick up for Toki when his brothers bully him a little too much or if the kid is dealing with flashbacks or shit from his scars.

He usually gives Toki a little bit of weed in those cases, but it's genuinely just enough to calm him down so Melm can get Deddy and some hot chocolate. It's just about the only time Charles doesn't get mad about marijuana being in the house.

He's gonna bring over a guitar one of the days, prove that he can play metal and pop, and that pop is undoubtedly superior.

Bad with physical contact but good at understanding people's boundaries. Doesn't go too close to Nathan when he wants to be left alone. Can tell if Pickles is super happy or manic. One of the few people allowed to take Muderface's knife from him without being stabbed.

Abigail

She's somewhere between 'pretty good' and 'wine aunt' on the babysitter scale.

Softer. She won't let the boys do drugs or anything violent, but she starts horror movie marathons for them and bakes with Pickles.

Sticks up for all of them when necessary. Her bar for what is and isn't ok teasing is lower than Melm's or Knubbler's, but it's on par with what Charles is trying to teach them.

Good at helping them through nightmares. Almost always the overnight babysitter. Is happy to help the boys talk through their nightmares, make them hot chocolate, sing a lullaby, or just sit with them until they feel safe again.

Part of her payment is that Pickles will bake her a separate batch of cinnamon buns that she can take home. Trying to steal the treats is punishable by ass-kicking.

Despite being the one that doesn't tolerate bullying, she has no problem getting into dumb arguments and taking the piss out of the boys within reason.

She's not a great tutor, but she's more than happy to help when they're struggling with homework. Her specialty is management and studying tactics. Don't ask for her help in chemistry or biology.

Bullies them into going to the gym with her. Nathan and Skwisgaar take to it right away. Toki found himself a skating-jazzercise hybrid. Pickles and Murderface are still on the fence.

Knubbler

Consistently spiking between 'greatest babysitter ever' and 'who let you be near children', usually within the same 10 minutes.

The weird one.

He's ok with certain types of bullying, but not others and it's a really interesting mixture of the two.

Supportive of all of them when they try weird shit. As long as they don't take offense to his initial uncensored reaction, he's actually pretty accepting of different things they like and is happy to help them out with knitting, setting the lawnmower on fire, or trying on makeup.

Tries not to play favorites but it's obvious that he and Murderface have a slightly closer bond. He's the one who first supports the kid's idea of becoming a notary and is the only person allowed to casually touch him or take the knife at any time.

Charles asks him to babysit most often, usually for just a few hours. The pay is alright and he's basically next door so it's not a bad gig.

Not a great record with being the responsible person, but he's always the one to call the appropriate backup (firefighters, ambulance, Abigail, etc).

The first time he babysat, he played the 'I've got my eye on you' prank on them, which is how they found out the metal eyes are removable.

[basthr0hmnse]

Aero Bloodcomet fic plot summary infodump

I have so many good ideas for my fic that i wanna expand on but they cant be written till laterrrr but im gonna gush about them now

So, to summarize, thus far yall have learned that Aero is a frequent patron to a barcade to play the crane game just for funsies and gives most of their prizes away. Simultaneously Toki and the boys go to said barcade and become Aero's victims and are gifted toys.

Toki receives one first (a pink and white kitty plush toki picks out) and is completely and utterly enamored because i say so and then does anything he can to go to the barcade to see them. He then proceeds to take plushies home for days, a pile building up in the corner of his room (the cat plush staying on his bed with deddy bear) and continues to be gone for hours at a time every day until the boys finally think something is up.

Meanwhile, the boys are using a claw machine they made Charles buy them and are angrily trying to get good at it to settle a bet, and once the bet is settled they realize Toki hasn't been around this whole endeavor. At that point just from observation they think they find out whats going on and assume Aero is manipulating Toki and making him give them his money or something when in actuality hes just in love.

So one day before Aero is going into the barcade, they're sitting in their car in the parking lot, smoking a joint in their car before they go into the barcade and all of a sudden, their passenger side door opens and in sits Pickles. Aero looks at him like "uh excuse me what the fuck why are you in my car?" And he looks at them and is like "Wat r u doin' with Toki, yer not stealin his- oh hey is dat a joint?" And then they share their weed wirh him and Pickles forgets what he was originally there for and... Idk if he goes back home or what but he forgets

I have more but i think this is too long already

[the-punslinger]

Critical Role Quotes and Memorable Moments - Campaign 2 (95/?)

[As the party interacts with the automaton] Automaton: "My designation... there is no record of that designation. Please offer a designation." Caduceus: "It wants a name." Jester: "Brashaar of the Praesidis Ward." Sam: "Wait, you're going to name it after the thing that died...?" Laura: "Oh, I see, it needs a name. Sorry, I thought it was like a password or something." Taliesin: "Yeah, no, let's give it a name, let's say..." Sam: "Something relatable, like XR1513. I don't know." Laura: "What about Diddy or Daddy or Deddy? Oh, Doty!" Sam: "That's stupid." Ashley: "Chappie."

Matt: "Light sources are challenged in this space. Nothing can be perceived." Travis: "'Superior society,' no night vision. Lame! No offense, Charlie."

Fjord: "I will be in the rear." Caleb: "I will join you in the rear." Laura: [cackles] Travis: "Fans will love that."

Matt: "The good news is, the layer of frost has made discoloration easier to see. And as you all begin to walk through, you glance down at the bit of whitish frost before your feet break through, and you can see little bits of red, just occasionally spattered there. Small drops." Veth: "I pick one up [makes tasting motion]" Matt: "Barbecue sauce."

Matt: "As you do that with your fingers, you can see bits of energy arc through your fingers to each side and give a slight static-y sound." Marisha: "This is really cool. We have to keep Veth far away. She's got explosives on her." Ashley: "Yeah, she'll go up like a candle." [...] Ashley: "Wait, put your finger out." Marisha: "Okay. Okay. [moves her finger toward Yasha's]" Ashley: "Ow!" Marisha: "Ah!" Ashley: "That's a fun trick." Marisha: "That's hot. Hang on. Wait, come here. Kiss me." [They get shocked as they kiss] Ashley: [Ow!] Marisha: "It hurts." Travis [makes zapping, then explosion sounds]: "Double kill."

Sam: "Feel free to kill Sprinkle, but don't harm Charlie."

[As they find out about sharing dice rolls with the campaign on D&D Beyond] Laura: “I’m gonna do that now, because...” Travis: "But what about those real dice you have?¨

[As Fjord loses patches of hair where he touches it] Fjord: "Don't touch it!" Veth: "I'm going to touch his eyebrows." Fjord [shrieking] You fucking...!" Veth: "Mage Hand!" Fjord: "Armor of Agathys!" Matt: "Do you Mage Hand?" Veth: "Mage Hand!" Matt: "All right, and you rub an eyebrow?" Veth: "I just want to-- yeah, just like a smidge." Matt: "It leaves a mark. The hair is gone where you..." Fjord: "How could you!?" Veth: "I had to know!""

[little-murmaider]

Skwis for the second character ask meme?

@insomniac-pens @thejollybeardcollection

do I like them: Wish I could put a gif from SUCCESSION of Logan Roy saying to Kendall, “YOU’RE MY BOY. YOU’RE MY NUMBER ONE BOY.” Except unlike Logan I actually love my son.

5 good qualities: Musical savant. Easily adaptable. Loyal to his friends. Dorky laugh. The stealth nicest member of Dethklok I WILL die on this hill!

3 bad qualities: none he’s perfect Megalomaniac. Isolates when upset instead of asking for help. Man-spreader.    

favourite episode/etc: Fatherklok is my favorite episode of the show that I rarely rewatch because it makes me too sad. He’s extremely cute in Klokblocked and I wish they showed his charming flirty side more. Also Depths of Humanity! He’s the only one who stayed focused! He KEPT his HEAD on a SWIVEL!!!! 

otp: (I’m gonna be brief on the next three answers because I’ve gone long about these match ups in other asks.) Skwistok and Nategaar!

brotp: Toki and Nathan and the friendship with Abigail that I made up!

ot3: Nathan/Skwisgaar/Toki!

notp: I said Charles/Skwisgaar on the Charles ask, but another one that’s not QUITE a NOTP but I’m not sold on them as a romantic pairing is Skwisface. I like a lot of art for them but if I think through their dynamic it falls apart for me. 

best quote: “And now, I know, dat you NEVER got goods at guitar!” “Pabber towels.....” “Your...attitude, is...unacceptable...so...we..........WHY DO YOU LIKES DAT LADY?????” “Hello I am fine :) Just :) Getting high :)” “We ams your friends, Nathan, you cannot be INTIMATE wif us?” (I could list all of his lines in Klokblocked he’s VERY good in that episode it’s one of his best showings in the series.)

head canon: He has a whole stock of Deddy Bears in his room, also he gave Toki his first Deddy Bear.  

give me a character and i’ll answer...

[morbidchild22]

A brother and a daughter

This is my first story. Happy is way ooc and the club life is altered some. Hope y'all enjoy

Willows pov I walked into the party. smoke so thick in the air it gave a murky view of things. I saw my dad sitting at a booth his back to the wall and he could watch the door just like any good sergeant of arms. News was tonight some of my dads brothers from California were visiting. I saw faces I didn't recognize as I weaved in and out of the crowd to get to my dad I hugged him. "Hey deddy" "hey baby girl you doing ok tonight?" "Yeah are the guys from cali behaving ok?" "Yeah..the back warmers are having fun tonight". I blew air out of my nose harshly "yeah, I'm sure..can I have a drink?" "Sure baby...go have fun" I kissed my dad on the cheek and took off to the bar. I waited for an open spot before ordering a shot of fireball from one of the prospects and I took it immediately feeling the whiskey burn my throat. I felt someone touch my back and I stiffened. I heard a voice in my ear "hey blondie I know something else that'll go down your throat just as easy". Damnit I forgot my daughter of vest it usually kept the guys off of me. It was an unspoken rule that daughters don't date brothers just makes things complicated if there's hurt feelings. Most guys abided by it but there were some daughters that took up with guys in the club and usually it worked out fine. Most kids in the club stayed in the club boys patched in and girls became ol ladies. " hands off tig she isn't a patch warmer" my dad had came to my rescue. at 6 3 and about 350 my dad was a very intimidating large man. Growing up in a small town I didn't get many dates because my dad was so intimidating. The guy with black hair blue eyes and a dirty mind put his hands. "Sorry brother didn't realize she belonged to you" with that said he stumbled off to talk to Jezebel a literal red headed slut that I despised. My dad nodded at me and went back his booth. "So you're a daughter?" I turned and met the dark eyes of a man who reminded me of my father. "Yes" "where's your vest? A girl like you without any markings of belonging gives my brothers ideas they shouldn't be having" I blushed and my blue eyes went to the floor studying both of our boots. "I forgot it at home" "little girl you have to be more responsible you know". At the sound of the words and the tone of his voice I broke out in goosebumps. "Prospect! Get her another shot!". Nervously the poor guy handed me my little shot glass. "What's your name hun?" "Willow but my dad calls me baby girl and his brothers have picked up the habit also..yours?" "Happy" with that he bumped his cup against mine and we took our shots. After a few my head got fuzzy and I got giggly what can I say I'm a light weight. I grabbed one of Happys hands "happy! Will you dance with me?" He smirked at me "I don't dance princess" my face fell and with a roll of his eyes he took my hand and pulled me onto the make shift dance floor I put both arms around his neck and he held me at my waist. "Your hands are dirty" he chuckled making his chest vibrate "sweetheart they're stained..I work for a living you know" "mechanic?" "Yeah...how'd you know?" "My dad tinkers on cars from time to time". He hummed in acknowledgment as we swayed to the music. Too soon it was over and we were going back ro sit at the bar. My dad came over not long after saying it was time to go I got up and hugged happy goodbye. "Bye princess" he murmured in my ear as he hugged me close. I pulled back from the hug and he looked me into the eye "can I have your number?" I nodded and recited my number as he typed it into his phone. That was when I knew I was falling for one of my dads brothers and it was not gonna end well.

[msyoonji]

2, 5, 6, 11 😚

2. Yoongi is tired, but he wants someone to cuddle and talk about life with before he goes to sleep, what would you do?First off I’m gonna look him straight in the eye and tell him he’s annoying but he know I’m kidding, then I’m gonna pull him into my chest n let him rest on my tiddies n let him tell me every single thing that’s on his mind while I stroke his hair😪

5. You find Hoseok laying on the floor but is shivering from the cold in his sleep, what would you do?First I’m gonna tap him bc…boy wat y doing on th floor?? Then if he doesn’t wake up I’ll try dragging him up to the couch which probably won’t work bc he’s like 7 inches taller den me so?? It’s just gonna b a mess of limbs! After that I’ll just give up bc I’m probably hot n worked up so I’ll just grab a couple of blankets and pillows and build a fort around us n spoon him bc he’s my cold bby😢💖 (I’m th big spoon in case it wasn’t clear lol))

6. Taehyung asks you to be his date to a fashion show but you don’t own any Gucci, what do you would you do?WELLL I’m gonna tell him first bc ain’t now way im taes Friend and he’s not gonna make sure I look good right beside him so he’s probably gonna take us on his private jet to Dubai where we’ll go to gucci and he’ll pick out everything I wear n it ends up being some tight red dress n I’m like….boy….u rlly tryin it tonight!! ….this question…..

11. You anger Yoongi and he pulls you over his lap and begins spanking you, what would you do?First off…..if we’re just freinds imma b like…boy wtf r u doing….BUT. IF WE’RE IN LOVE THEN👅👅👅👅💦💦💦💦 HARDER DEDDY …..I’m so sry 4 this…..