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Something about the way they’re speaking about African Americans in the comments feels extremely demeaning- like the shady subliminals are crazy- don’t ask me how tho- but it seems like the diaspora wars have found their way into the AOT fandom and what a surprise- it’s Africans being condescending towards African Americans- Again.

Unpopular opinion time

Yes Onyankopon is black, He is not saying the n word.

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plssss tell me match is still ongoing i loooved that story girl😫

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Hey girly, this isn’t a question but I just need to let you know how match really changed the trajectory of my life. That was my first black reader fic and I was OBSESSEDDDD like I never read nothing like tht before. PLEASEEEEEE feed us I just wanna know if eren leave us or not💔💔💔💔

“Match?”🥴 7 Playlist Apple Music

“Match?”🥴 7 Playlist Spotify

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BITCH MY FUCKIN HEART

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— bodyguard!nanami who is at your beck and call 24/7, never leaving his post which is right in front of your bedroom door.

— bodyguard!nanami who criticizes you for almost every little thing that you. not only because he’s a perfectionist but also because he likes to see you pout and whine about his criticism.

— bodyguard!nanami who grips you by the arm because you were flirting with some man in the club. When you ask him why he did it, he says it’s because the man may want to get close to you because of your father’s status and not because he gets jealous easily.

— bodyguard!nanami who pulls your skirt down when he sees it’s riding up against your soft thick thighs. Sometimes pulls at your thighs just to feel them against his rough hands.

— bodyguard!nanami who switches out his post with someone else when he realizes his feelings for you. hates how his subordinate tells him about how sad you were when you woke up to him not being there.

— bodyguard!nanami who falls ever harder with every day of not being by your side. curses himself for switching when his feelings got involved.

— bodyguard!nanami who switches back within 2 weeks of being away from you. loved the way your eyes glowed when you saw him back again, screaming the cute nickname you had given him. “Nami!”

— bodyguard!nanami who’s inches deep inside your pussy, holding your thighs flat against your chest, mumbling and groaning about how much he had missed you. Watching as you babble and whine about how it’s too much for you.

— “namiii, s’too m-much.” “s’okay baby, just a little longer f’me.”

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W-when monster hands when…

WHEN THEY WHEN WHEN MONSTER HANDS WHEN THEY!!!!

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just some eren!

nerd!’ren and reader took it slow when they first met. trips to the library, the icecream shop to get your favorite caramel and pralines double scoop. then his or your dorm when you two had to study some more. it was preferably done in your room, cause he just loved getting the chance to see what new things furnished your dorm. maybe another pillow? a fluffy crocheted blanket? some decor? a new candle. whatever it was it made him happy seeing you swell and overflow with joy.

you’d get all bouncy, dancing around your room on the tip of your toes. slipping off all your clothes till your in nothing but a tank top and some really short shorts with no panties. then eren proceeds with his usual. he goes to bathroom, he’s gotta piss or so he says. but really he’s just a weirdo, he stares at your hamper. eyes glazed and fixated on the black laced thong that sat at the top of the pile. he moves quickly. he plucks them from the top and balls it up in his hand. then he’s putting up to his nose, inhaling every inch of you relishing in the scent that gets him harder then ever. his back’s to the door and he’s tugging his sweats down. he’s gulping down his whimpers as his fists wraps around his cock. his thumb is shaky as he swipes it over his tip. translucent beads of precum pearl at his tip, and drip down his sides flowing down the shape of each vein as they flow to the base of his cock. for the most part, he keeps himself trimmed, but he’s been so stressed with school it’s gotten a bit messy.

from the other side of your bathroom door you can hear him groaning. there’s a lewd air that permeates through the door as the sound of his palm, wet and sticky against his cock, grows louder. your fingers don’t do enough to stimulate your clit. you feel like such a loser. why can’t you just open the door and tell him every time he comes over your pussy gets all sticky and that playing with yourself doesn’t quell the thought. why’s it so hard to tell him that you want him to take you over and over again. seeing his print through his loser sweats, the brunette strands that travel down them. he’s a curse, a big freaking loser who you need in between your legs. but it only gets worse. you hear him groan your name and your stomach does flips. it’s not only your name, it’s the things he says after. like how he wants to put a baby in you, he wants to knock up the pretty girl who only cares about herself and her grades. he’s moaning about how he’d give you the best dick of your life if you’d give him a chance. you always look like you want to give him a chance too, so is he wrong for assuming.

on the other side of the door, he’s dripping profusely. his knuckles are trembling as he milks himself, his tummy jerks with each pull. he’s thrusting his hips, fucking his hand and losing himself in the smell of you. then he gets the big idea to cum on your panties. his balls twitch from overstimulation, but his slit pulses as more cum trickles out into your panties. he pants weakly, ‘fucks’ and ‘shits’ spew from his mouth. he’s hot, his dick won’t go down, and he made a fucking mess of your panties. you can hear him shuffling on the other side. you hear the turmoil, the disgust with himself for being such a whimp. “um, ‘ren? you okay in there?” you slightly shout as you step away from the door.

“yeah...ha- totally! i-i just made a little bit of a mess so i just have to clean up…a-around the sink…haha.” he’s damn awkward and such a terrible liar.

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Idk how things work around here anymore can y’all tell me whats goin on

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omg, are you back??? we missed you, girl 🥹

YETHHHHH NIGGAS IS BACK YK I HADDA POP OUT FOR THE LAST PART OF AOT🥹🫨

I gotta do mad maintenance for this page tho shit is a mess and I gotta catch up on mad requests and reply to mad ppl

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Eren grows to love the song “Boom Bye Bye” by Buju Banton after hearing his Caribbean s/o play it and he’s so offended at first but S/o has to explain that she’s playing it because it slaps, not because she supports murdering all gay people lmfaoaooo

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Any child around Eren is SAFE. It just comes to him to automatically keep his eyes on the kid whose mother stepped away for a second and he’s so gentle with them, talking with them about the foolish little nothings floating from their tiny lips, playing embarrassing little games in hopes that he can do his part to make their childhood magical, sneaking little pieces of candy to them because why not? Eren’s big on physical affection but he makes it a point to explicitly ask for permission to give them a big warm hug and if they say no, it’s no biggie because Eren respects the autonomy of children.

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Feel 100% free to ignore- but

How big do u think Eren’s dick is?

I’m gonna say somewhere between 7-8 inches😏

I also think his tip is like, a flushed purple-ish color and his shaft isn’t tan like the rest of his skin, maybe it’s just a shade darker than his skin tone and yk baby boy got veinssssss fo days

Bonus: da nigga got big bawls and dey sensitive too

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Rewatching AOT and listening to all OST’s after going through traumatic shit>>>>>>>

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we need more eren and carla headcannons cuz ik they’re besties one minute and carla is throwing a frying pan at him the next. they’re a mess.

yo, I could go on for days about these two 😭 that’s really her twinnem and honestly, the reason he acts the way he does.

first off, I think that sis used to be wild before she had Eren. Like she was a bottle girl or something and when she got married and became a mom, she settled down. But her old ways rubbed off on her bad ass son.

she spoils the hell out of him! Buying matching designer fits as a baby, getting him every toy he ever wanted (including all the instruments). She’s his biggest supporter!

I lowkey think she smokes with Eren (don’t drag me!!) like will try to discipline him in front of Grisha but then they laugh about it later when he’s gone. “You’re going to drive your dad crazy, I swear.” “That’s if you don’t do it first.”

she was actually the first person to get him into rap. Playing Lil Kim and old school artists in the carpool! Or heavy metal/rock music. She’s the fun parent for sure!!

When he got older, sis had to keep her belt and extensions ready. Waiting up in her robe, with her heavy Italian accent as he sneaks back in the house after running the streets! 😭

“I swear I’m going to wring your damn neck, the next time I catch you sneaking in and out of this house!”

stays yelling at him about his room and homework. “If you spent half as much time as you do on that goddamned computer as you did your grades, you might get somewhere.”

he is definitely the type of son to try and chastise her when she goes out. “She thinks she’s grown.” Or if Grisha takes her on a date night, here he comes. “Have my mom back by 10:00, not 10:01, not 10:02..”

even if he’s a bad ass, snot nosed brat..he knows better than to play with miss Carla! Raised his voice one time and got slid between the stove and sink. Never again will he try it!

sis can’t keep enough food cooked for his big greedy ass! He tries to steal whiles she’s in the middle of making dinner and she tries to pop him with her wooden spoon. “Swear to Christ, you’re going eat me out of house and home!”

definitely likes to play pranks on her until she beats his ass and he has take off and run. She missed her baby when he left though..but again, she wanted to see him achieving his dream! Even if she was angry for him for a little bit.

she stays on his insta and his fans always catch her at his concerts! Always tagging her as ‘Mama Don’ or ‘Miss Carla’. She knows his music is wild and she doesn’t understand it but she supports him ten toes down.

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Bitch shut up.

i’m not saying i don’t want eren or any character for that matter to like black women i’m just saying it’s coming off like you’re implying they like only black women. if i went on here and said bakugo was only for indian girls?

and if u did id be happy for u??? LMAO poc girlies need their representation 😭 idk what u expected from me

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Eren is a loser.

Like yea, he’s sweet and cute, but damn, that boy gets no bitches.

He’s too awkward around the people that he likes, and sometimes, it just takes him too long to realize his feelings for others.

And don’t get me wrong, I like a good confident Eren head cannon. But I just love the type of Eren that would fumble over his words around his hot new tutor.

Armin was his first go-to option, obviously, but your professor thought it best to separate Eren from the distraction of being with his best friend. What your professor didn't anticipate, was you becoming an entirely bigger problem for the boy.

Becoming Eren’s greatest distraction was never your intention. His lack of focus was entirely on his uncontrollable imagination. His thoughts would run wild while you tried to help him with test corrections.

He would hold his breath every time you leaned close to him, afraid that the scent of your perfume might drive him wild. But no matter what he thought about you, he would never make a move. The only women that Eren ever really interacted with were his mother and Mikasa.

He was clueless when it came to flirting, dates, or just showing interest in anyone. So when you tried to talk to him outside of your private sessions, all he could do was give you a tight-lipped smile and nod his head.

You thought he hated you.

If only you knew….

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reiner ‘I got a big dick and no clue that I know how to use it’ braun.

a man that will quite literally rearrange your guts in alphabetical and numerical order, have you leaking like a faucet and shaking like a soda can but be completely unaware of what he’s done. This big goofy man fucking you into the mattress with his hand on your throat, making you come like four times concurrently and it doesn’t stop until he’s filled you up for like the third time. A complete, sopping mess and sore as hell. You don’t even think you can feel your goddamn legs at this point. Crying and breathing heavily from all the stimulation and he just leans down, kisses your forehead and tries to comfort you. “Are you okay? Did I do something wrong, you would tell me right?” Curse him and his big, dumb dick.