#azrael;

[everwalldigan]

To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

[angels-maybe]

*A child version of Sariel is wandering around heaven, seeming confused, hands constantly moving at their sides as they walk, hair messy, short and blonde, and a welder’s mask is around their neck.*

( @reluctantly-angel-sariel deaged :])

*Azrael spots them from where he’s sat under a tree. It puts his book in his bag and stands up to walk over to Sariel.*

Hey, kiddo?

[sol-sketchz]

DC Character Art Dump!

Tried to do quite a few of the character suggestions people asked for on a few different platforms. Sorry I wasn’t able to get around to all of them, but hope you enjoy these!

[malenjoyer]

Merry crimus from my favorites

[bluegiragi]

don't keep him waiting!!! (full vers on patreon)

[hyperactive-rogue]

Cass expressions ^_^ she emotes like Spider-Man

I just finished reading Batgirls, so I'll try and draw a few more things with them soon

[thecrowmonster]

dc characters as text posts (pt3)

[goryhorroor]

horror of 2024

[horrorwomensource]

SAMARA WEAVING AZRAEL (2024) dir. E.L. Katz

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Book phrases that make me go feral

"my wife"

"you came for me"

"who did this to you"

"if you touch her you die"

"I'll always find you"

[kartsie]

The sword said so…

[angels-maybe]

(Prompt thingy 19 - trying to wrap or hide a wound)

*Jophiel smiles calmly as he walks through corridors, not noticing the gold blood tinged with black that started running down the back of his neck from his scalp*

( @jophiels-chaos-crew )

*Azrael is sat on the floor, attempting to patch up a cushion, when he notices Jophiel.*

…hi…Jophiel…you’re bleeding…uh…I think that’s bad…

[wwprice1]

No Man’s Land era Bat Family by Ty Templeton.

[animusrox]

31 Days of Horror Marathon 2024 ↪ Day 12: Azrael (2024) dir. E.L. Katz

[REVIEW]

[bluegiragi]

check in.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[timdrakequotes]

Robin: Now--any other questions before we crash the night?

Azrael: Yeah--how did you get in my apartment?

Robin: Your first lesson…lockpicking one-oh-one.

--Tim Drake with Jean-Paul Valley (Batman #488 – Costumes)