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To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.
Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.
Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.
Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.
The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.
The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.
#batman#dc comics#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#good dad bruce wayne#funny Batman#god I love them#Jon Kent#red hood#red robin#tim drake#damian wayne#batman and robin#robin#robin dc#dc azrael#duke thomas#signal dc#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect dc quotes
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*A child version of Sariel is wandering around heaven, seeming confused, hands constantly moving at their sides as they walk, hair messy, short and blonde, and a welder’s mask is around their neck.*
( @reluctantly-angel-sariel deaged :])
*Azrael spots them from where he’s sat under a tree. It puts his book in his bag and stands up to walk over to Sariel.*
Hey, kiddo?
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don't keep him waiting!!! (full vers on patreon)
#trans soap mactavish save me#save me trans soap mactavish#i shouldve outlined them better but also peep top surgery scars#i feel like i should draw ghost in the azrael skin more#missing out on opportunities to freak a fully clothed man#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#giragi art
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Cass expressions ^_^ she emotes like Spider-Man
I just finished reading Batgirls, so I'll try and draw a few more things with them soon
#I wanted to post this alongside the Azrael version#but im hit with a mini artblock so i can't draw it at all#besides Azrael is so hard to draw.....#batgirl#cassandra cain#cass cain#my art#my post#dc comics#dc fanart#artists on tumblr#batman#batman fanart#dc#batfamily#batfam#batgirls#cw eye contact
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dc characters as text posts (pt3)
#dc#dc comics#billy batson#dc captain marvel#dc shazam#shazam#john constantine#dick grayson#nightwing#discowing#tim drake#red robin#azrael#jean paul valley#black lantern#black lantern corps#red hood#jason todd#wonder girl#wonder woman#lizzie prince#flash#dc flash#barry allen#black canary#dinah lance#green arrow#oliver queen#zatanna zatara#green lantern
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The sword said so…
#I’m just a dc meme page at this point#my art#Red Robin#tim drake#azrael#Batman#dc comics#batfamily#Robin#jean paul valley
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SAMARA WEAVING AZRAEL (2024) dir. E.L. Katz
#samara weaving#azrael#azrael spoilers#filmedit#horroredit#filmgifs#moviegifs#horrortvfilmsource#userbabysitter#femalegifsource#userbru#azrael (2024)#azrael (azrael)#gif#films#blood tw#by dee#ours*
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No Man’s Land era Bat Family by Ty Templeton.
#ty templeton#dc comics#dc heroes#batman#bruce wayne#azrael#jean paul valley#tim drake#Robin#cassandra cain#batgirl#helena bertinelli#Nightwing#dick grayson#huntress#gotham city#bat family#batman family
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31 Days of Horror Marathon 2024 ↪ Day 12: Azrael (2024) dir. E.L. Katz
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#azrael#azraeledit#horroredit#31horror24#userhorroredits#filmedit#userrobin#tuserdana#userksusha#usergilli#mikaeled#userbrittany#classichorrorblog#userhayf#userrlaura#goryhorroor#userbeckett#usergal#useraurore#userchristineb#userscary#usercrumb#userel#usercy#userconstance#userhavva#xuseralex#kane52630#gifs#movie
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Robin: Now--any other questions before we crash the night?
Azrael: Yeah--how did you get in my apartment?
Robin: Your first lesson…lockpicking one-oh-one.
--Tim Drake with Jean-Paul Valley (Batman #488 – Costumes)
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when the guy you tryna flirt with is rocking 8 INT
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#tiefling tav#astarion ancunin#astarion x tav#oc: azrael#🪝i would hurt a fly#he may be stupid <3#sheep made something
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(Prompt thingy 19 - trying to wrap or hide a wound)
*Jophiel smiles calmly as he walks through corridors, not noticing the gold blood tinged with black that started running down the back of his neck from his scalp*
( @jophiels-chaos-crew )
*Azrael is sat on the floor, attempting to patch up a cushion, when he notices Jophiel.*
…hi…Jophiel…you’re bleeding…uh…I think that’s bad…
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check in.
early access + nsfw on patreon
#i love writing price and simon together especially in this au#they get each other so well and the wing nudge#the WING NUDGE#there are layers here im just saying#also#busting out the azrael skin for wraith!ghost#as if its a surprise#as if this entire au isnt just an excuse to draw it more often#monster 141 au#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#cod mw2#giragi art
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Azrael appreciation post
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Catboy Casper Headcanons - SFW/NSFW
hmmmm. Catboy!Casper, doing holy and unholy things to my brain
if you have any more headcanons feel free to reblog and had them. And if you want me to write a drabble or fic about one of these headcanons just ask
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Catboy!Casper being the prettiest thing ever. I mean look at this. With his white ears and tail that match his hair. Tail slightly fluffy and ears just a little more fluffy.
Catboy!Casper being able to turn into a white cat with red eyes. Him sitting in your lap while you work. Cuddling up with your pet. Follow you when you leave. Imagine you look out a window or look down an alley way just to see red eyed cat looking at you
Catboy!Casper pushing his head up into your hand as you pet him. A small blush on his face as you play with his hair. Fingers running near the base of his ears, sometimes rubbing the backs of them
Catboy!Casper looking extra cute when he blushes with his ears pressed against his head and tail slowly swaying back and forth.
Catboy!Casper purring when he's comfortable. Purring when you hold him, purring when you kiss him, purring in his sleep cause he dreams of you.
Catboy!Casper pouting when you get home late. Ears flat on his head, arms crossed, tail still on the bed. Azrael in his arms, face buried on top of Azrael's head. It bringing him comfort as he waits for you. Ear's perking up when he hears the door open.
Catboy!Casper being hyper aware. His ears perk up at any sound outside the door, wondering if it's you. Him getting up just a few minutes after you. Hearing you get up and not smelling you near him anymore.
Catboy!Casper running up to you to hug you when you get home. Head resting on your shoulder, nuzzling his face into your shoulder. Displeased that you smell like other people. Ears perked up to listen to your voice, it being music to his ears. Tail wrapping around your leg, you were his.
Catboy!Casper curling up on your bed. Sleeping like an cat surrounded by your sent and sometimes even held in your arms. Azrael in his arms as he falls asleep content.
Catboy!Casper blushing at simple pet names like kitten. He'll try to deny it but he loves that pet name. Not like he can hide it anyway. His tail wags every time you call him that.
Catboy!Casper being scared of loud noises. He doesn't jump or scream, but he hissing and will scratch the nearest thing if he's scared. He won't admit it, but he really wants to cuddle you when he's scare. Which means it's up to you to cuddle him.
Catboy!Casper and his canines, Two sharp teeth on his top jaw. They look good but hurt when you kiss him. They leave two red dots when Casper lightly bites you. You love them though.
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Catboy!Casper and his pussy. He's a cat, of course he has one.
Catboy!Casper arching his back like a cat while you fuck him from behind. Tail wrapping around your leg to keep you there.
Catboy!Casper being extra needy in his heat. Always wanting to be fucked and whining when you don't fuck him.
Catboy!Casper fucking himself with a dildo when your at work. Just for you to come one early and see him bouncing up and down on it in your bed.
Catboy!Casper with his ears pinned to his head and tail constantly moving. Sometimes his tail curls forward to rub his dick.
Catboy!Casper begging for you to breed him. Cum in him. Give him your children. Despite what he says he would be a great dad.
Catboy!Casper making the cutest noises when toy fuck him. He whines and moans so loud that your neighbors definitely know what's happening. Not that you or Casper care.
Catboy!Casper loving praise and degradation. Call him your pretty little whore. Your perfect slut. The best kitten to breed. He'll melt and moan even louder then before.
Catboy!Casper finally getting his fill and falling against the bed. Tail still wrapped around your leg as you kiss his forehead. Casper expects that best after care and you don't mind, anything for your kitten.
Catboy!Casper and his sharp canines. Again with this. He loves to bite you when you fuck him. Most of the time drawing blood from the bite. He'll then lick the blood and admire the wounds he left on you. You don't mind that either.
#lgbtq#male reader#male reader imagines#dom top male reader#top male reader#sub character#bottom character#dom male reader#headcanon#a date with death x male reader#a date with death casper#a date with death grim#a date with death x reader#a date with death#two and a half studios#adwd x male reader#adwd grim#adwd azrael#adwd casper#adwd#adwd x reader#casper x reader#casper x male reader#casper x mc#grim x reader#grim x male reader
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Detective Comics #1086 - "Crescendo III" (2024)
written by Ram V art by Stefano Raffaele & Lee Loughridge
#batman#nightwing#azrael#cassandra cain#DC#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jean paul valley#blackbat#wednesday spoilers#spoilers#comic spoilers
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