#awake at 3am

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i am beyond serious

bonus:

[jackyjackdraws]

Redrawing one of my favorite drawings from The Book of Bill

God! These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them!

[seruadoric]

okay but ramming you headfirst w my brainrot but like jiyan(wuwa) probably a brat tamer right? tbh i cant really get into brat taming bc if my mans start being all mean to me i would /gen get upset esp in like the bed UNLESS its like done out of love. So like i can only imagine he ""brat"" tames his lover when they've done something he does not like and like i dont think jiyan is the type to get easily upset UNLESS you've like---say put yourself in harms way bc of him to like shield him from an attack or something then he'd fuck you meanly (after you've recovered obviously) anyways hello welcome to wuwa rot let us all go to hell amen

I HAVE SUCH A SOFT SPOT FOR JIYAN so many relationships/smut hcs for him 😔 afab!reader, slight voyeurism

personally, i don't see jiyan being too mean with you. rough as he is on the battlefield, he's much more tender and gentle with his companions.

but at times, he finds himself frustrated at your attempts to protect him ... he knows that you're coming from a good place, and that you really care for him — but he can fight for himself just fine.

so when he sees you injured for trying to shield him, his emotions just blow up ... ( nsfw under the cut )

"consider this your punishment." he growled into your ear, thick and girthy cock ramming into your cunt once more. pressing you up harder against the wall, he was not holding back. "i already told you i could handle myself out there, and you want to play hero?"

"look at yourself." whimpering and moaning against the wall, with jiyan's hand covering your mouth. you were a mess underneath him. "stay silent, or do you want someone else to hear you?" "j-jiya—" you managed to say, only for him to press himself harder inside you. "i told you to stay quiet."

another moan slips from your lips, and jiyan takes his hand off, instead exploring down your body. he felt your walls tightening around him, taking him in so good —

he groans, pushing himself deeper inside. "i'm close," he whispers in your ear, his cock throbbing against your womb. "do you want me to do it inside?"

with your nod, he plants his seed inside of your core, eliciting a loud moan from your lips. he gently pulls out, grabbing a cloth and cleaning the both of you up. "i hope you've learned your lesson, sweetheart." his demeanor was different than what you had just seen, as he placed a kiss on the corner of your lips. "... don't do that again."

this is highkey shitty 😭 i don't have much experience writing smut, so please forgive me if this wasn't as good ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა this is actually my first time writing smut scenes, so eckkck 😿

i might also write this but for amab!reader ... but i need someone to tell me so, since i'm not so good at writing for amab 😓

[secretly-a-trekkie]

just a casual wip bc why not

[simandy]

I find it fascinating how every single one of my health issues can be mistaken for laziness

[theriverbeyond]

the true tragedy of Harrow the Ninth is Augustine thinking up the pun "Giddy-gone" (Gideon), but his only audience for that pun being a lobotamized nun physically incapable of processing it and some type of wet towel woman who has been magically forbidden from responding to it

[le-trash-prince]

The thing is, I do have negative thoughts and criticisms of the things that I watch or read, but I don’t often feel compelled to share them, and I don’t think this makes me intellectually inferior or vapid.

I think it’s quite easy, in fact, to recognize the flaws in a piece of media. And I don’t owe it to the public or to strangers to make sure that they know that I know that something that happened in a show was poorly executed or that an actor had weak delivery.

If I really feel like talking about something I disliked, then I will, but “it’s important to be critical of the media we consume” doesn’t mean I have to do so in a public forum, and I don’t get why some people act like doing so makes them smarter than the rest of fandom. Frankly, I think what bothers me more than the negativity is the pretentiousness around it.

[fleeting-sanity]

They just bombed one of the last hospitals in Gaza and so far 1500 have been confirmed dead.

[somegrumpynerd]

I'm certain I've seen this said somewhere else already and I cannot for the life of me track it down but Dream's favourite colour being purple and Nightmare's being yellow

Everybody assumes Dream's is yellow because, well, he's dressed in it head to toe and his magic is yellow and his eyelights are yellow. It's just a bright happy colour, it must be his favourite! Only Blue and Ink know it's not, Ink because he takes note of how Dream favours purple any time he gets to pick something or joins in on an art project and Blue because he just asked.

Everybody assumes Nightmare doesn't have a favourite colour, that if you asked he'd say he was above that sort of thing or tell you something edgy like black because it's the colour of his soul. And it's kind of true, if you asked he would never admit to liking a colour, especially not one so cheery and bright. But the boys have definitely noted how he has paintings of sunrises in his offices and sunflowers planted outside.

[faembrosia]

"Isn't this what you paid for?"

[hyperfocusthusly]

Okay but imagine halfway through episode 2 of S8 - Gerrard opens the firetruck at the 118, finds Buck and Tommy making out in the back and immediately has a heart attack

[heartorbit]

a mob of emus for an artstyle game on twt! ^_^

[myokk]

soft🥹

[yeetus-feetus]

incorrect quotes (pt15)

Stephanie: Dick gets offended by everything. Dick: What did you say about me?!? Stephanie: Stephanie: Case in point.

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Damian: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me? Dick: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.

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Roy: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Jason: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Bernard: So what are your political beliefs? Kon, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Tim: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that are why Bernard made me get tested.

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Kon: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Tim: Nope, there's 26. Kon: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Tim: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Kon: You'll get the D later ;)

[vampire-matcha]

"Why do people even write dark fics why cant you write something happy instead"

Why did Shakespeare write tragedies? Why did the ancient Greeks? Why did the Mesopotamians? Why couldn't Gilgamash and Enkidu just have a happy ending instead? Orpheus and Eurydice? Romeo and Juliet?

Tragic and "dark" writing has been a part of human history since the literal VERY BEGINNING. Tragedies give us the space to explore and experience the full range of negative human emotion- anger, hurt, fear, betrayal, grief- in a safe and controlled way. YOU are in control when you are reading it. You can stop reading at any time when the emotions get to be too much, and you can look up and know that you are still safe. YOU are responsible for the media you consume. You are NOT allowed to tell people what they can and cannot enjoy.

[rynmaru]

A Manic Attempt to Sell You on the Atlas Frame:

You ever want to get the effective range and speed of teleportation without actually teleporting? Feel the urge to play fruit ninja with your enemies? Ever want to experience the sweet sweet taste of victory while your mind melds with the hundreds who came before you and you no longer know which you is the real you? Then my friend, the Atlas is the frame for you!

You can Titan Fall wall run, hide in plain sight, get a sickass katana, clothesline people with a zip line, and then the lore of inherited memories is just- *chef’s kiss*

If speed is what you’re after, then put a lot of points in Agility and make a few strategic picks for your talents and you too can cross a hex map in a single turn, snag the objective, and still be able to barrage or just ✌🏼 disappear.

And don’t get me started on the lore!

*Slaps Atlas*

This bad boy can fit so much lore in it! Memories of past pilots merging with your own to help you fight better? Fuck yes! You can flavor it as a constant data stream into the brain! Space magic! Ghosts! Grey matter in the mech’s internal components! Your pilot can start to slowly pick up the ticks and traits of past pilots the longer they use the Core Power! Hell, my flash cloned pilot was given the Atlas to try and force reboot their brain to make them remember the person they used to be (didn’t work! Just fucked them up!). The possibilities are endless!

Do you have great HP? No. Do you have a large repair cap? No. Heat cap? Nope. Will you immolate yourself the moment you overcharge? Absolutely. But when you’re playing a speed oriented striker Atlas build you don’t need high HP or a massive repair cap when god himself can’t beat your evasion!

If you main an Atlas you know you’re running a glass cannon and that’s okay! Because Atlas pilots do it for the love of the fucking game and the risk is half the reward!