#audiobooks are not the same
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writerystuff · 1 year ago
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A SAD REALIZATION
A local bookstore in my area sponsors a monthly science-fiction/fantasy book club. It's not a real “club”; there is no list of  members, there are no dues, and one doesn’t have to formally join. They post on their website a list of the books to be read in the coming months, and anyone who is interested can come and discuss that month's book.
Last month, the book to be discussed was The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett, so of course I had to attend.
To my great surprise, one of the first people who spoke announced, “I couldn't really understand this one at all--I mean, what was going on in this book? What was it about?”
Another participant announced, “I couldn't understand anything the Feegles were saying, so I just skipped those parts.”
There was also, believe it or not, a lot of confusion about the actual names of some of the characters.
One participant spoke very movingly about how much she loved Granny Aching, who took care of not just the sheep and the chalk and the people but also the ship. Say what?
Then I realized that she was mistaking the way the Feegles pronounce “sheep” for an actual ship.
And that's when it dawned on me that most of them had not read the book—they had listened to the audiobook.
Science tells us that multitasking is a myth: you really can't do two things at once. If you’re focused and concentrating on your audiobook, that's when you put your keys in the refrigerator and pour orange juice into your coffee mug. I'm sure many of the people who came to the discussion had listened to the book while driving, or doing something else equally demanding of concentration.
Since that gathering, I can’t stop thinking about how much they missed.
Did any of them pause the book to look up "carlin" or "brose"? (There's a glossary in several of the books in this series.)
Did any of them think to look up the origin of the word “gonnagle”?
Did any of them catch the Gonnagle's sly reference, when he gives the name of the tune he's going to play, to James II?
Did any of them realize that Rob Anybody was quoting directly from The Fairies by William Allingham?
And did any of them catch the reference to Hamlet, Act II, scene 2, when Roland breaks open the walnut?
I don't think so. And Sir Terry really, really deserves better.
Please READ.
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sabh0 · 3 months ago
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shitpost bc apparently doing the requests isn't working against artblock, sorry chuuya is currently searching for his hat
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lazylittledragon · 4 months ago
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ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????
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corpseroadking · 2 years ago
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HIS DOG!!!!!!!!
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macaulaytwins · 2 years ago
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girl help I’ve become too emotionally invested in this sad gay book series about bastard lacrosse™️ and the yakuza
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alivehouse · 1 year ago
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you arent too stupid to get back into reading. i dont know i feel like i see this sort of weird self depreciating sentiment a lot thats like 'oh social media ruined my attention span too badly for me to read books anymore' or 'i cant read anything other than fanfiction' and i promise thats not true. yes it can be hard to get back into it if you havent read anything in a while but it not impossible and you *can* work your way back up to it if its something you want to do. just pick up something pick up anything and chip away at it. if you cant finish it its fine to put it down and pick up something else. but just try at least give it an honest effort. like not to sound an ad for a public library but its not impossible for you to start reading
edit: t.erfs are not welcome on my blog. try reading something other than uselessly reactionary 2nd wave theory from the 70s?
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lizarddealer · 9 months ago
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Nothing quite like listening to the Nona the Ninth audiobook while working in a public ceramics studio, and getting to the Paul chapter. And then you have to just sit there like you’re not listening to the most heart wrenching story ever so you don’t just start sobbing in a room full of strangers
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atomicradiogirl · 3 months ago
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what IS IT with them i swear
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bookowo · 7 months ago
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Alright gang! Now on 3, 2, 1, aaand..... pjõl! 😁👊
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frmulcahy · 14 days ago
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Finished listening to the audiobook of Conclave.
No fucking turtles 😡
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raviniaraven · 14 days ago
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L from Death Note and Mr. Teatime from The Hogfather are the exact same person with opposite moral compasses. Watching them have a conversation would be wild
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aroaessidhe · 5 months ago
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2024 reads / storygraph
Outdrawn
f/f contemporary romance
two cartoonist who’ve been rivals since uni, and now have competing webcomics online, have to work together on the relaunch of a cult classic at the comic press they both work at
they both struggle with art-related physical and mental health issues, and complicated families
#outdrawn#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#sapphic books#I thought this was decent! I liked the concept (even if I got distracted by some art related things…)#and the dynamic between the characters was good. I enjoyed their relationship development broadly speaking#and the emphasis on communication; though it was a quick flip into being together all of a sudden.#The sketchbook doodle flirting was cute. Some interesting exploration of their complicated family situations too.#There’s a lot of exploration of burnout and carpal tunnel and the dangers of artists overworking which I think are important conversations#and are done with some nuance. But it’s pretty much all discussed in the context of the personal pressure they put on themselves#rather than the industry corporate greed and artificial competition created by the comic platform - which are significant in this story!#It felt odd that that connection wasn’t really ever made?#I know that this is a romance and nitpicking the background plot is beside the point and also that I am not a big romance reader#but the premise that the comic hosting site archives everything; wipes the leaderboard; and out of nowhere has a comic competition for#new weekly chapters…I’m sorry but the art world would riot. Even if people enter because they’re desperate for the cash they’d be pissed#People live off the income from their webcomics! if they were erased (temporarily) with no notice…..there would be crimes committed istg#I simply don’t believe that it would be doable to create a new weekly webcomic with no notice while you also have a full-time comic job#(especially as the only stylistic choices mentioned are full-colour) - not to mention what happened to their 8-years-running webcomics#that were archived? they don’t think about them at all after the beginning? surely they’d care about that?#And then with their new comics they make for this competition (after work I guess) we get vague snippets about them but barely anything#- if they’re consuming that much of your time I would expect to feel like they’re thinking about them all the time#rather than the vaguest discussion about genre and cast numbers only.#I guess I just think the whole comic site stunt felt unnecessary for the plot anyway -#it would have worked exactly the same if they were just competing on the normal leaderboard with their normal comics???#anyway - I’m not judging TOO hard about all that because again I know it’s not the point and maybe the industry is like that in some place#Unfortunately it was distracting enough to affect my feelings on the book tho lol.#Lastly: the audiobook………oof. The narrators talk at different speeds; for one.#And Sage’s VA does this deeply weird raspy-anime-teen-boy voice for Noah which is such an odd choice#and doesn’t match her character at all.#unforch my library only had the audiobook (what I usually prefer) so I just had to sort of….translate the narration into a normal voice lol#anyway the romance is good tho
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webgottism · 4 months ago
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reading the gen kill book and its interesting to see what lines they pulled straight from the text into the show but the fact they were like we need line for line bar for bar brad telling nate sir not to get homoerotic about this but i could kiss ya
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strmpt · 1 month ago
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only consuming the audiobook version of project hail mary is wild when trying to imagine what the hail mary is actually doing in centrifuge form like “wait what? it’s… separating and rotating? then spinning?? surely it’s not as ridiculous as it sounds? i can’t even picture what it’s doing”
and then you get a copy of the actual book and see the diagram at the beginning and being like “oh. yeah. it’s really doing that. it really is that ridiculous”
i love this book sm
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c00kietin · 7 months ago
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the epithet erased brainrot is kicking in.. .. ..
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losver07draws · 7 hours ago
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doodles i did while re-reading tsoa (i need a hug so bad)
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