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my #controversial take is that if youre not tagging a flat cis guys chest as nsfw then dont tag bare tits as that either. like explain why you would even want to slowly. & btw my hand is hovering over a button that will drop you into a pit of sharks if you say something transphobic and or misogynistic right now

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seeing pfps of characters with flags in the background, i've always wondered if it always referred to the user or just the character being used. it's probably both, right? the internet has a lot of unspoken rules but i always second guess myself for other users if the person is just headcanoning or its them or its both

i do feel like generally its both but it can vary i suppose. for me the thought process didnt go very far beyond well i think killy is awesome and i think being a lesbian is awesome so lets just throw them together hell yeah

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I scratched my inner ear so hard I remembered an ancient dream

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how it feels to vaguepost about a fic you thought was annoying and then see a mutual doing the same thing like an hour later

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guy about to invent crumb cake: what if there was a cake that turned to dust in your hands as you tried to eat it. to remind you that life is fleeting

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Smith College Girls for i-D magazine, 2004.

Photographed by Richard Kern

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……….were using fall out boy here as an example??….

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they dont even know the official mangas “home-o-sex-you-all” is actually a less faithful translation than the “ell gee bea tea thing” used in the scans.

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stuck in a well but a little amused by it: hellpp lol hahaa heeeeeeeeeeeeelppp haha Help mee

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me if i was a doctor letting tony stark die

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you never think too hard abt having an apple but then you see one and think "hm i haven't had one in a long time" and then you take a bite on a whim and it's like fuuck wait this awesome #myapple. and then when you're done you'll forget about the appleful joy because it's the only way it can be experienced again

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anyway my next dr appointment is on september 11th so at least if it goes badly ill get to make jokes about it being my personal 9/11

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i feel so sigma

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Good things will happen in September

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nothing quite like having someone completely flip shit and then end it with some “facts dont care about your feelings!!” shit. like my feelings are fine personally. im chilling. you seem like you might need to sit down and drink aome water though

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its actually annoying as fuck that the average person seems to conceptualize hormones as like this holy untouchable perfect balance of things within your body like a house of cards made of glass almost and if you so much as breathe in the wrong direction of your endocrine system everythings gna blow up instantly and all your organs will fail all at once and youll DIEEEEE!!!!!!

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when i was 20 i had my first ever experience of looking at a girl in a cafe and realizing i was experiencing gay attraction until she got her order and it included a teapot and she was soooo bad at pouring the tea that it made me no longer want her