alivehouse

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need a t-shirt that says i had a weird heavily symbolic dream last night please don't talk to me

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i have a new toy in my mind

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What a beautiful day to violate copyright and generally disregard any and all notions of intellectual property

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The DJ put on her coldest song and we all chattered our teeth and shivered to the beat

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ahh full moon tonight *I start turning into something*

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i still never got through saw not cuz of gore or whatever though i just think the editing style is completely atrocious

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sawtrap voice hello tumblr user. before you is an image of a canonically disabled character. your challenge is to say one singular normal thing about- oh. oh you failed already. well youre going to the spikes now i guess

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ok that was a pretty horrific accident actually i feel a little bad for even complaining

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complete standstill traffic in tha middle of the fucking night starting literally one stop before my exit and i saw like a crazy amt of police cars so i assume theres an insane accident or something. literal standstill also. hows everyones night going since i assume im just going to be here

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why am i dying on the cross to get home tn

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unironically one of the best interactions ive has on here was this time when someone ive never spoken to perfectly 50/50’d my he/she pronouns on a reblog insulting me for not being a robotfucker. which is fair enough

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just saw a tesla driving the wrong way on a one way street i think

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remember that time i made a 2 second vent post hating on mindfulness shit since its not like that helps me with the chronic pain or cost of living being so crazy high that its forcing me 2 live in the closet with my parents and someone completely flipped shit on the post twice from two separate accounts calling me catholic for that and telling me the only way to achieve a glorious communist revolution is to blindly follow pop psych trends that dont help me and Talk To My Neighbors i guess and im a bad person whos choosing to suffer for not doing that. which to reiterate they did a second time after i blocked them. really great website

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[ID: Image one is an excerpt from the transcript of episode 22 of I Am In Eskew. It reads:

“You won’t survive here,” my wife says. “Because you won’t adapt. And how many chances, really, do you expect to be given? We’ve been more than kind to you, David.” Her voice takes on a mocking tone. “If we let you hold on to your little bag of toys, if we let you continue pretending that you’re actually going to wake up one day and walk away from here...will that be enough to finally make you happy? Because we can give you escapes. Daring ones, moments of self-realisation and courage, and once the glow has begun to ebb away and you’ve picked at the fabric of your achievement until it’s clear that you’re still in here with all of us...well, then you can escape all over again. And you can keep escaping. Will that give you what you’ve been searching for?”

Image two is a meme of a person with a too-wide, strained smile gripping someone's shoulders so tightly that the other person bleeds. End ID]

(ID written by @princess-of-purple-prose)

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why has my supervisor left a thin sheen of oil on this desk

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i like the ad for tumblr premium saying "more people will see your posts" as if im supposed to find that appealing in any way