#attractive 2 me
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haunted by the idea getou and gojo picking you up at a bar. they're clearly good friends, but they don't seem like a couple—until you're in the bedroom. they kiss each other with ease; there's heat to it, a sweet flare of sparks, tinder being struck.
"you're together?" you pant, catching gojo's hand as it delves past the hem of your pants, his long middle finger brushing against the heat between your legs.
it's getou who answers, leaning over the curve of gojo's back to press a biting kiss at the edge of your jaw.
"we're divorced."
#bee chats#idk they're so perfect for the divorced but still fuck dynamic#and being in between all of that mess...#attractive 2 me#divorced!stsg
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i need a whole episode, a book and a podcast on EXACTLY what crowley was thinking during this moment
#unfortunately i cant project my shit onto this one bc i have never felt the touch of any person romantically and im not planning to change#that so someone with actual experience who actually feels romantic attraction explain to me in excruciating detail what she was thinking her#here*#i dont need sleep i need answers#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#go s2#good omens 2
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Women are so attractive actually i love women so much it’s actually insane
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#you know that ‘i saw a woman so beautiful i started crying’ post??#actually me rn#women just hnnnngggg#yall are SO attractive i can’t do this#people ask me my type and my brain pictures Every Woman™️#also i didn’t stay up till 5am this time#i woke up after 2 hours🙃#and got on my phone and saw too many women and got emotional about it#lol#im gay and i like sleeping
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im going batshit insane over these twos,,,, god bless
#twin peaks#dale cooper#harry truman#trucoop#found myself another tv show from the 90s to hyperfixate on for the next 3 months#anyways#live laugh love gay cops#the lack of content with these twos is terrifying#gifs#also is it just me or is everyone is this cast f*ckable#me finishing the first 2 seasons confused and getting a weird attraction to kyle maclachlan#they cast kyle maclachlan as a hardboiled fbi detective type with a weird aura and kitten energy and expect me to not be attracted to him
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you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.
you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.
he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.
a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.
he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.
you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.
people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.
wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.
also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.
he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."
you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.
"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."
he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.
you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.
is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?
you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.
#writeblr#this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol#by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations#and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me#& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what????#like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it#''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother#and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!''#yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious#anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it#it's seen as the only important thing#even if ur gay#and it's a nuanced thing idk#and while rn i i.d. as lesbian#like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like .#sexuality is fluid...#don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label#they're like GET in the BOX#if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me.#(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)
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happy pride month. i did not make this up for th ememe
#knight rider#kr#michael knight#kitt#art#doodles#comic#gay#knight rider fanart#mk2000#this has happened in at least.... 2 or 3 episodes i think#that's kinda gay michael#kitt was either going to say he's not an infant or something about how that's a word he only hears directed at attractive women#and michael is not. going to deal with one of those answers. doesn't even wanna know which he was going to ask#im going downtown tonight if i die and this was the last post on my blog it would be so so so so so funny#anyway my mom and my aunt both follow my instagram and watched knight rider in the 80s. so. i embrace whatever happens ;;#im still thinking about ''why dont You ever get me flowers'' or however that line went.#likE YEAH MICHAEL YOUR CAR HAS SAVED YOUR LIFE *NUMEROUS* TIMES. GET HIM SOME FLOWERS.#SCREAMS. why is this show so fruity i feel insane#gio if you see this when you build your kitt you need to take him to pride parades with little rainbow flags stuck off the windows#FLAG is only one letter away from F-
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how michael afton got hired
#recently watched a 2 hour long theory video which left me feeling bad for michael afton never really thought of him much until that#fanart#art#drawing#sketch#michael afton#fnaf#fnaf 3#i've been brought back to fnaf but this time with artistic power#sad stinky man gets hired and burns down horror attraction more at 7#five nights at freddy's
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Karin when she’s shooting down deformed orphans
this took the longest out of everything so far.
#funger#funger termina#fear and hunger fanart#fear and hunger termina#fear and hunger#fear and hunger 2#karin sauer#fear and hunger karin#art#digital art#ibispaintx#phone art#artists on tumblr#pewpew#She’s covered wars#I think#She actually intimidated me at first#I might be attracted to that#Use another gun on me karin
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sos month day 10: rivalry
let's be real, the pool of other people fighting for sakura's (romantic) attention is not that big. in fact, it's just those three. and they're very insistent on making their distaste for the latest member of the pool known!!
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#my art#sasosakumonth2024#sasosaku#based same age au#sakura haruno#sasori#shoutout to a-pastel-edgelord for inspiring this#sakura other girlfail trait being oblivous to others attracted to her cause she has tunnel vision is so funny to me#and too real#pray for all of them#ive drawn lee before but i forgot how tall he is wtf#i love naruto lee and ino sm btw :( cursed being in love with a bully#the gang thinks sasori is creepy and weird and mean(er than sakura)#'why is sasuke not part of this' sasuke is part of a different club. a different team if you will.#'what about sai' all he cares about is pouring gasoline into the fire for the fun of it. this diva#also yes the suna chunin exams from the anime filler where inosakucho fight for their lives in the desert#im pretending this is where they found out sasori was already chunin 2 years ago at 12 and just became a jonin and thus a supervisor#ino is making the rigging in their favor not easy
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he doesnt know
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 spy#tf2 sniper#does she know how to make a grilled sandwich#me and my friends were seriously contemplating what sniper would be attracted to#because mf doesnt seem to like anything#so fuck it. spy in a dress#pretend the spy in the picture is wearing a paper mask of the administrator or something#my art
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"we need more messy and toxic relationship dynamics in fiction!!" u guys can't even handle the non-canon Rebecca Sugar gregpearl art
#ok in all seriousness i'm not a gregpearl shipper but the discourse surrounding it is CRAZY#1. it's not even canon. relax#2. they're her ocs!! she can do what she wants with them!!#i'm not even sure Pearl has a canon sexuality (outside of her being attracted to women) but. listen.#nonbinary butch greg. walk with me#steven universe#max speaks
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i’ll be honest i think we put way too much emphasis on ragging on people for who they’re not attracted to or don’t wanna have sex with than just making sure people are treating people they’re not attracted too with the same level of decency and respect that they give to people they are into. like i think it’s very important to deconstruct why you might not be attracted to fat people, or masculine lesbians, or trans people, or people of races that are not your own, but at the end of the day our brains are weird as hell and we ultimately have very little control over who we end up attracted to. but what you do have control over is how you interact with and treat people that you’re not interested in. this is not even to mention that being attracted to a certain feature doesn’t even necessarily mean that you’re treating those people with respect!!!!
i can only speak to my own identities, but at the end of the day i don’t care if you’re not attracted to me because i’m fat or because i’m trans or because i’m masculine. what i do absolutely care about is that you recognize that just because i’m not your cup of tea, doesn’t mean those qualities are inherently unattractive and doesn’t make me any less deserving of respect and kindness
#anyways merry christmas#i’ve just had this thought jostling around for a long time#there are plenty of things i’m not attracted to but 1. that doesn’t mean i’m gonna go around talking about it because that serves no purpos#and 2. i’m not going to treat people differently just because i don’t think they’re attractive#it for some reason rubs me the wrong way when i see posts that are like ‘if you’re not attracted to fat or trans people than kill yourself’#because hey guys guess what#if everyone was attracted to fat people fatphobia would still exist#bork bork!
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#the moment I felt this weird feeling of attraction to Feyd I knew I needed therapy#wtaf is wrong with me#dune part two#dune#dune 2#dune part 2#austin butler#feyd rautha harkonnen#feyd rautha
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I was just now debating who should receive my therapy bills for the kiss scene in ep6...
Ofc there is David Tennant, full of desperation, grasping at straws. We cannot see his eyes, but we know damn well that they are watery and full of fear and awareness that this may be his last chance.
But then there is Michael Sheen whose conflicted attitude already prompted me to write a (not so) short analysis in my notes. Aziraphale whose yearning and longing for Crowley is so palpable, whose hands look for some sort of contact and embrace, whose pain we can see so clearly when he pushes Crowley away and whose entire body language is just filled with dilemmas, with antonyms, whose internal conflict is so tangible.
And then there is Neil, the mastermind. The one who is there pulling the strings. The one who made this scene a parallel of the scene from s1 where Crowley pushes Aziraphale to the wall, saying "I'm not nice", but this time he just wants him to understand, that Aziraphale is nice, more than nice, moreover that Crowley MAY BE nice, but they are just not fit for Heaven, they belong only in eachother. And the hurt after Aziraphale doesn't accept this unspoken but so clearly communicated argument...
In conclusion, they should just split it
#this scene ruined me#rn i am just in the process of picking a fresh wound#but i cant help it this scene is so good it just attracts me in some way#literally my siren song#someone please take away my access to any sort of writing devices#screaming crying rolling on the floor#good omens 2#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#crowly x aziraphale#good omens spoilers
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This came to me in an early morning queer haze
Kissing my medics good morning (I am your husband heavy and I love you)
#tf2#team fortress 2#heavymedic#i know its super annoying for everyone when the sole medic on the team keeps pocketing heavies so as a heavy main i will say this.#to the medics in the chat: i dont expect you to pocket me and in fact you shouldn't. i suck. but! if you would it would be cool and gay and#and i will kiss you abd love you and give you yummy food and protect you like my life depends on it i will be your meat shield because you#are amazing incredible for picking medic despite the horrors. i will do everything in my power to help u. but don't pocket me i suck#i meant for that to be more meaningful and like giving advice but it got gay. but i meant all of it#when i see a medic healing me i immediately switch to shield mode my life is no longer mine i exist to protect the beautiful man behind me#thank you medics👍🏽 if u play medic i hope you have a wonderful day today everyday 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽❤️❤️#edit: i am gayer for heavy than i am for medic- but since i main heavy i am automatically attracted to medic and so this shitpost was born#so many people that play medic are apparently gay for heavy...... i feel so seen and understood
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The Chaos Redesign is Making me Question Things
The inherent sexiness of being an eldritch being and containing a litany of shifting faces in your being while you hold the earth itself in your hand vs the inherent sexiness of still being an eldritch being but in a suit now and holding the head of your old self in your hand.
#hades game#hades 2#hades ii#chaos#hades chaos#holy fuck they are still so attractive to me this is not fucking FUNNY#WHY DO I FIND THE IDEA OF SOMEBODY LITERALLY HOLDING THE HEAD OF THEIR OLD SELF IN THEIR HAND ATTRACTIVE#I was already confused by my attraction to an eldritch being and now they changed things up and are STILL THAT HOT
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