#divorced!stsg

[suguwu]

haunted by the idea getou and gojo picking you up at a bar. they're clearly good friends, but they don't seem like a couple—until you're in the bedroom. they kiss each other with ease; there's heat to it, a sweet flare of sparks, tinder being struck.

"you're together?" you pant, catching gojo's hand as it delves past the hem of your pants, his long middle finger brushing against the heat between your legs.

it's getou who answers, leaning over the curve of gojo's back to press a biting kiss at the edge of your jaw.

"we're divorced."

[goatyuuji]

Geto after announcing war and leaving to buy crepes on a huge crane curse

Yuuta: So why did that guy call you babygirl

Gojo: How about we stop talking for a little while

[corujalesbica]

Why the fuck did Taylor swift write a song for the 'meant to be but otherwise doomed by the narrative' type gay guys

[your-fav-is-divorced]

gojo satoru & geto suguru? jjk0 hammered it in for me

okay buddy no need to remind me...

Gojo and Geto from Jujitsu Kaisen are Divorced!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

crazy how any mlm gojo ship is perfect actually

[chotachica]

Now in total seriousness, Dazai and Gojo dying by Chuuyas and Getos (act Kenjakus but yk) hands specifically and on June aka pride month would be literally a whole ass homophobic hate crime btw

[haeryna]

Guuuurl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i just finished the satosugu fics and i'm sirting on my couch tearing up, just hit me in the face it would hurt less 😭😭😭😭 dont give them justifiable reasons for abandoning the girl it's even worse that way😭😭😭😭

I just want Shoki to come and save the day 🥺

LOL half the readers are split between "pls make it a happy ending" vs. "FUCK THEIR SHIT UP"

in reality unfortunately they do have very justifiable reasons which i went over in another ask :p

(shoko does save the day always. she's the one keeping reader sane after all the things satosugu has pulled)

[ceyskywalker]

being in jjk fandom is so hard when you're a kenjaku enjoyer like they're giving his flowers to geto all the time excuse me✋ we're only paying THE RENT don't take our credits

[suguwu]

okay but bee, what if I want to see them fuck

and what if they are just a little too focused on each other

what if they regularly do this as an excuse to land back in bed together, having to choose an intermediary

and what if they have done this so many times, they barely feel bad about it anymore

but what if, just this time, you stick around in their minds

and what if they invite you back, promising to make it a proper apology

what then bee

anon...what's it like to have such a big and wrinkly brain. this is delicious oh my god. the idea that they do this regularly, that they can't quite admit that they want each other still and need someone as a buffer, but that buffer almost disappears once they're together again...

and they WOULDN'T feel bad about it (because they're awful) but maybe you call them out on it a little bit. and they've never had anyone do it before. you don't seem mad about it—it's more like you're saying it's sunny outside. just like you're stating a fact.

"this has been fun," you say, in the middle of slipping your underwear up your still-shaky legs. "let's never do it again."

gojo's jaw drops, a pout already forming on his pretty pink lips; getou snorts, the sound still somehow elegant.

"hold on a second," gojo says, his voice almost a whine. "why not?"

you shrug on your jacket. "you two are a mess."

"what—"

"you're divorced and picking up a third as an excuse to fuck each other again without admitting it," you say, brutal in your nonchalance. "like i said: a mess."

"you didn't seem to mind when you were cumming on our cocks," getou says, raising a perfect brow.

"i said it was fun," you point out, slipping on your shoes.

gojo pouts. "it was more than fun."

you ignore him. "i'm just saying you should probably tell people what they're walking into," you say. "that's all. bye."

you're out the hotel room's door before either of them can respond.

the two of them stare at each other, comet-tail blue meeting the night sky. gojo opens his mouth and getou narrows his eyes.

"don't," he warns.

gojo bristles. "you don't even know what i was going to say!"

"i don't need to."

gojo groans, flopping back on the bed. "you're insufferable."

"coming from you, that's almost a compliment," getou says, batting away the pillow that's launched in his direction with ease.

they devolve into bickering, your words already forgotten.

until the next time they talk about going out for a third. gojo's oddly quiet on the phone. getou sighs.

"you're thinking about them," he says.

"so? i know you have been too."

"maybe."

"it's settled, then," gojo says.

"what, exactly, is settled?"

"we're going to go find them."

"no, satoru," getou says.

a half hour later, he's stepping into the high-end bar they met you at, gojo warm at his side. you're draped over a barstool, lazily chatting with the bartender. you look up as they enter and choke on your drink as you meet getou's intense gaze.

he smirks.

this might be easier than he thought.

[prettyboykatsuki]

people who deny stsg are crazy. did we not watch jjk0. was that not that most toxic divorced marriage shit you've ever seen. how could you see that 5 minute long anguished stare and think those two were not inside each other. i cant comprehend it

[anoymous-boba]

This is why I'm homophobic cuz all these gay bitches do is make my life miserable

satosugu is my holy grail because how can anyone expect me to read "geto suguru’s body fought back against kenjaku, not because he was alive, but because protecting gojo satoru came easy to him. it was muscle memory” and simply just move on from it

[3-aem]

drawing yuta tn and i kinda wanna rewatch jjk0…

the stsg breakup story…though i guess it was more like if u divorced ur ex…from life

[tyciel]

yuji my emotionally intelligent son who can tell something is up with stsg but doesnt know what (theyre divorced) (divorce is a state of mind trust me)

[onlylowercase]

Ok it time for another meme / comic drawing. With vague descriptions, pick

[chososcamgirl]

Just saying this cause I’m a sucker for satsosugu: I like the idea that sjap gojo and sjap geto used to be partner managers but fell out because of… *checks script* creative differences...

Also I may just absolutely forget rn if geto is in the story but in my mind he’s the divorced wife of tribent who comes around every now 🙉

LMFAOOO NO I LOVE THIS. but currently they ARE together but i like the idea of them falling out i might do ANOTHER spinoff on their backstory (don’t quote me on this) because that’s so cute (also a sucker for stsg) :3

[meiissblog]

Another life part 2 1/2 🤍 Gojo x Fem reader (isekai fic)

THIS STORY IDEA WAS TAKEN FROM @stsg-losers thank you for this amazing idea! 😊💕

⚠️MAJOR SPOILERS for Jujutsu kaisen ⚠️

(If you’re not caught up with the JJK manga avoid this story at all costs).

Please read all the parts of this story first you can find all the chapters Here.

~ Another life 🤍 ~

⚠️WARNINGS ⚠️

⚠️ SMUT ⚠️

This chapter is 18+ ONLY.

Because this is the smut chapter, this part of the story is going to be a bit shorter than usual.

The little bit of story Included in this chapter will be recapped at the beginning of the next chapter! So go anyone who doesn’t like smut see you next chapter and minors skip this entirely.

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Y/N POV:

The day of the concert arrived and I’m completely stressed. All the kids had already left, and Toru, was on his way dropping Miyoko off at his mother's house.

I check my phone It’s already 1 pm.

The kids should be at the arena by now. I think to myself.

I stand in my kitchen preparing dinner for me and Toru. Did I take my pill this month? I’ve been so busy I don’t think I did. Should I make him wear a condom? Or does it matter? I guess I’ll have to ask him. I get lost in thought as the noodles boil. Just then I get a text from Tsumiki.

“Don’t worry Mom, we made it to the venue safe! I’ll let you know when we get inside”.

I smile to myself grabbing my phone and getting ready to reply.

“Wow, this house sure is beautiful”.

“What the fuck?!”. I turn around in horror

to see Mike in my kitchen.

He walks towards me, I back away ready to dial emergency services, but he grabs the phone out of my hand throwing it to the floor.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you y/n come on let’s just talk”. “How the fuck did you get into my house?!”.

“paid off your security, jumped over the gate. Your children should learn how to lock the front door -“.

“Get the hell out of here now. Gojo is going to be home soon and if he finds you here he won’t be happy”.

“Pst.. so loyal to a man whore”.

“What kind of delusional nonsense are you spewing? Get out!”.

I yell as throw a heavy glass at him, but he just dodges it and remains unfazed.

“What you don’t know your man is whoring around on you behind your back”.

Mike holds up a paper shoving it in my face I hesitantly take it from him.

They’re messages from Gojo’s email to another person.

“Baby, I miss you when are you going to get some time to yourself”.

“The wife has me busy nowadays baby, it’s annoying I want nothing more than to see you”.

The messages go down the entire page. Gojo talking about leaving me and the kids and taking half of my family's money so he can disappear with this person, whoever they are. My heart aches the dates were months before the accident.

“You’re lying you-“.

“A PI found this information not me, listen

y/n I know you think all I want is for you to sell the company.

but the truth is I want YOU, I’d never cheat on you like him”.

He reaches out to touch my chin, I immediately punch him right in his nose. “B-back off! Now!”. Mike sighs, Holding his now bleeding noise. “Fine, I’ll go but I’ll let you keep those emails.

It might be useful to you for your eventual divorce, you might keep more of your money that way”. I follow behind Mike as he leaves as soon as he’s out the door I lock it.

I stay there for a few moments trembling until I finally manage to pull myself together. I take the papers over to my office setting them on my desk. Before, was Gojo really that unhappy? I feel a few tears fall from my eyes but I immediately wipe them away just then I realize.

“The noddles!”. I yell out in a panic. I run back to the kitchen, the water boiling over onto the stove. I immediately turn the stove down and I try to move the pot carefully over to the other burner but some of the very hot water spills over onto my wrist.

I wince slightly, ignoring the pain.

I immediately take a fork from our silverware door and check the noodles luckily they’re not over-boiled I sigh in relief.

I then walk over to the sink and put my wrist under some cold water. It hurts pretty badly but at the same time, it feels a bit better.

If Gojo was cheating on me before the accident then he must not remember.

I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. and I don’t know how I should feel….. should I be mad at him? Is that even fair to the gojo right now, who doesn’t remember? But there is also a possibility, Mike made all of this up I’ll have to do some investigating myself.

I clean my wound bandaging it before I make the rest of dinner.

⚠️ SMUT WARNING ⚠️

WARNINGS:

•Sixty nine• some ass smacking• •unprotected sex• semi ruff sex• •teasing•

• some humiliation?•very needy•

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“Y/n, I’m home”. “I’m in the kitchen”. I hear Toru enter the kitchen, when he comes up behind me rubbing his large hands up and down my sides.

“Looks good”. “T-thank you -“.

“I’m not talking about the food”. Gojo lifts me off the ground hosting me over his shoulder. “T-toru?!” he turns off the stove, and brings me back to our shared bedroom.

He lightly tosses me onto the bed as he climbs on top of me. “T-toru w-wait umm.. you should know. I’m not on my birth control after you got into your accident, I figured we wouldn’t do it for a while so I haven’t prepared so you might want to wear a condom-”. “I don’t mind if you get pregnant again in fact I’m kind of shocked with a body like yours, that I’ve only gotten you pregnant twice”.

I blink at him, gojo before he was also a pervert don’t get me wrong but this version of him is different it’s almost like he’s more unhinged. it’s kinda sexy.

It’s almost like he’s a different person Is he like this because to him it feels like the first time?

But in the past even when we first dated he never acted like this.

“Well, I’m also telling you this because You told me recently you didn’t want any more… children.”. I look off sadly.

The more I think, the more him cheating makes since he lost so much interest in me, I guess I was too stupid to see it until now.

Gojo gently grabs my face in his hand putting his face dangerously close to mine. “The me right now doesn’t care, I’m fine with whatever happens, all I want is for you to pay attention to me”. “Okay, sorry”. I wrap my arms around his neck and I kiss him. He Hums in satisfaction, his lips moving with mine. I feel his hands snake up my body groping my breasts through my dress. I moan slightly. We both pull away taking off our clothes.

At this point, we are both completely naked when Gojo gently takes my injured arm. “What happened here?”. “It’s not a big deal I just Burned myself while cooking earlier”. he kisses the bandage.

I smile, hugging him and kissing the side of his neck. “Toru, I want to suck you off”.

“Fuck, let’s sixty-nine instead I want to eat you out”.

Blush brightly damn, we haven’t done that in a long time. I nod as I lay on top of him putting my pussy in his face.

His fingers run across my slit before he takes my clit into my mouth, sucking on it. I moan, As I put his cock into my mouth, slowly sliding him into the back of my throat we both moan simultaneously.

I suck his cock, while he sucks on my clit. While also inserting his fingers into me ramming his forefingers Into my g spot. We both moan… as we both give each other pleasure.

He takes his mouth away from my clit kissing the inside of my thighs as he watches his fingers continue to fuck me. “You got so wet so quickly, you seem to be enjoying this”. His other hand smacks my ass hard.

I Yelp when he suddenly moves his fingers faster. I moan against his cock again as I pull him out of my mouth, still stroking his cock with my hand. “Y-you seem to be liking it too you’re just as horny as I am”.

“You’re not wrong y/n”. He removes his fingers as he starts groping my asscheeks licking and leaving hickies on the back of my thighs. As I continue to stroke him licking and running my lips against his cock.

“Mhmm, your breathing is getting faster T-toru I put you back into my mouth?”. I gently kiss the side of his cock. “Yes, put that bratty mouth back on my cock. and I’ll let you cum after”. He rubs my clit slowly as I put him back into my mouth sucking him and running my tongue against his tip. “F-fuck..”. He moans as He cums into my mouth I swallow it immediately.

I take him out of my mouth cleaning his dick with my tongue overstimulating him. “Y/n.. s-stop… I-let me concentrate on you now”. “Hmm ~ alright”.

He spreads me open inserting his tongue inside of me as he rubs my clit. he wiggles his tongue expertly. I moan “My T-toru.. fuck it feels so good”. He continues to fuck me with his tongue all of his teasing finally bringing me to the edge. I try to pull away He grabs my hips keeping them against his face. “Don’t pull away you want to cum right?”. “I-I don’t I’m going to squirt, I don’t want to do it while I’m still on top of you“.

“I don’t care, so fucking cum”. He holds my hip with one hand while he Inserts two of his fingers inside of me thrusting against my g spot harshly my legs start to get shaky.

“I-I….”. “Just let go and let me watch cum you can do it”. My eyes start to water from the sensitivity as I cum squirting.

I feel All of my liquids run down my legs and onto his chest, I cover my face in embarrassment.

I can’t believe he just saw that… He starts to lick my legs and everything else cleaning me as I come down from my orgasm. He picks me up like I weigh nothing, turning me around so I’m now facing him. I straddle his lap as he inserts his dick into me right away.

I moan grasping his shoulders. “F-fuck.. T-toru you’re so hard again”. He kisses my neck as he thrusts into me grunting slightly “Your pussy is squeezing my cock. “Was it that good?”. “Y-yeah... I love you”. He smiles slightly. “I love you two”. he continues to thrust not letting up if anything goes faster and harder. “shit!”. I harshly grip his shoulders accidentally digging my fingernails into them as he continues to thrust.

Toru has never fucked me like this before, it is almost like he’s another person.

I kiss his face, when I feel his cock get bigger inside of me as he continues to thrust, finding my G spot again, making my legs go weak as he hits it. I wrap my arms around his neck. “F-fuck.. I’m going to cum again I moan”.

“Such a good girl c-cum for me… cum against my cock I want to see it”. He slams his cock into me making me squirt for a second time my eyes start to tear once again my whole body trembling from the over-sensitivity.

At this point I’m completely fucked out all can think about is how good he feels inside of me as he continues to fuck my sensitive pussy. “Gojo…”. I scratch his shoulders again as he continues to fuck me harshly. “S-shit, I’m coming”. He groans as he thrusts a few more times when I feel him cum into me shoving his cock deep inside of me. He lays on top of me his whole body weight lightly crushing me but I’m okay with it.

“Fuck”. He mutters I kiss the side of his face again as he finishes coming down from his high.

I stroke his hair softly, Gojo always satisfied me but shit what the hell happened? Why is he so good at this now?

Gojo POV:

I’ve never had a woman keep up with me so well, I wonder if I can break her? “Do you want more y/n?”. “If you want more then I’m okay with it”. “You’re so cute y/n”. I kiss her cheek before I sit back up.

I start to move my now newly hard cock inside of her once again. Her body trembles as I thrust slowly. “T-Toru.. faster, please”. I ignore her continuing to fuck her at a slow pace for a while just to tease her.

“Are you sure you can take it faster y/n you look a little tired should I pull out?”. “N-no fuck me more please, I want your cock”. I immediately start fucking her faster.

“F-fuck” I watch as I’m fucking my own cum out of her.

I lean over putting my lips to y/n’s ear. “I’m going to need to cum again everything is spilling out. Do you want more of my cum y/n?”. I feel her tighten around me slightly. “Y-yes please fuck me, I want your cum”.

I smirk. As I move faster hitting her g spot purposely as I thrust. “I want you to cum first though can you do that for me?”. I reach down rubbing her overly sensitive clit while I continue to thrust.

She groans “G-Gojo”. “Y-y/n! Fuck your pussy is so good”. I kiss her moaning she kisses back immediately as we both cum again. We both sit there again for a moment, just kissing each other. when Gojo’s phone alarm goes off. We both pull away slowly, and I grab my phone shutting it off.

“I have to get ready to go get Miyoko”.

y/n stokes my hair out of my face.

“Shortest two hours of my life”. I laugh a bit. “Are you okay y/n I wasn’t too ruff with you was I?”. “No, I’m fine better than fine actually, I love you”. A feeling I’ve never felt before pings in my chest as my heart flutters.

“I love you two y/n”. She wraps her arms around my neck once again, kissing me.

I hold her kissing her back for a few moments before I separate from her again. “We better stop or else I won’t be able to stop”. We both get up from the bed and go into the bathroom, cleaning ourselves up a bit.

⚠️ SMUT OVER ⚠️

Y/N POV:

We both exit the bathroom, with new clothes on. “Oh crap, my phone is in the kitchen!”.

I hope the kids are okay. I run out into the kitchen grabbing my phone from the counter. I got a couple of different texts from Tsumiki.

“Don’t worry Mom we are in the venue safe and sound!”.

“We made it out, the concert was great! There is some traffic and we’ll probably stop and get something to eat! but we’ll be home in a bit”.

I sigh in relief when I feel Gojo’s arms snake around my waist, as he kisses me on the top of my head. “Are they okay”. “Yeah they’re fine they’ll probably be home soon”. “Okay, baby I’ll see you in a bit I’ll be back”. Gojo slips away I watch as he leaves out the door.

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