#divorced!stsg

[suguwu]

haunted by the idea getou and gojo picking you up at a bar. they're clearly good friends, but they don't seem like a couple—until you're in the bedroom. they kiss each other with ease; there's heat to it, a sweet flare of sparks, tinder being struck.

"you're together?" you pant, catching gojo's hand as it delves past the hem of your pants, his long middle finger brushing against the heat between your legs.

it's getou who answers, leaning over the curve of gojo's back to press a biting kiss at the edge of your jaw.

"we're divorced."

[yutamayo]

[goatyuuji]

Geto after announcing war and leaving to buy crepes on a huge crane curse

Yuuta: So why did that guy call you babygirl

Gojo: How about we stop talking for a little while

[corujalesbica]

Why the fuck did Taylor swift write a song for the 'meant to be but otherwise doomed by the narrative' type gay guys

[your-fav-is-divorced]

gojo satoru & geto suguru? jjk0 hammered it in for me

okay buddy no need to remind me...

Gojo and Geto from Jujitsu Kaisen are Divorced!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

crazy how any mlm gojo ship is perfect actually

[chotachica]

Now in total seriousness, Dazai and Gojo dying by Chuuyas and Getos (act Kenjakus but yk) hands specifically and on June aka pride month would be literally a whole ass homophobic hate crime btw

[haeryna]

Guuuurl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i just finished the satosugu fics and i'm sirting on my couch tearing up, just hit me in the face it would hurt less 😭😭😭😭 dont give them justifiable reasons for abandoning the girl it's even worse that way😭😭😭😭

I just want Shoki to come and save the day 🥺

LOL half the readers are split between "pls make it a happy ending" vs. "FUCK THEIR SHIT UP"

in reality unfortunately they do have very justifiable reasons which i went over in another ask :p

(shoko does save the day always. she's the one keeping reader sane after all the things satosugu has pulled)

[ceyskywalker]

being in jjk fandom is so hard when you're a kenjaku enjoyer like they're giving his flowers to geto all the time excuse me✋ we're only paying THE RENT don't take our credits

[suguwu]

okay but bee, what if I want to see them fuck

and what if they are just a little too focused on each other

what if they regularly do this as an excuse to land back in bed together, having to choose an intermediary

and what if they have done this so many times, they barely feel bad about it anymore

but what if, just this time, you stick around in their minds

and what if they invite you back, promising to make it a proper apology

what then bee

anon...what's it like to have such a big and wrinkly brain. this is delicious oh my god. the idea that they do this regularly, that they can't quite admit that they want each other still and need someone as a buffer, but that buffer almost disappears once they're together again...

and they WOULDN'T feel bad about it (because they're awful) but maybe you call them out on it a little bit. and they've never had anyone do it before. you don't seem mad about it—it's more like you're saying it's sunny outside. just like you're stating a fact.

"this has been fun," you say, in the middle of slipping your underwear up your still-shaky legs. "let's never do it again."

gojo's jaw drops, a pout already forming on his pretty pink lips; getou snorts, the sound still somehow elegant.

"hold on a second," gojo says, his voice almost a whine. "why not?"

you shrug on your jacket. "you two are a mess."

"what—"

"you're divorced and picking up a third as an excuse to fuck each other again without admitting it," you say, brutal in your nonchalance. "like i said: a mess."

"you didn't seem to mind when you were cumming on our cocks," getou says, raising a perfect brow.

"i said it was fun," you point out, slipping on your shoes.

gojo pouts. "it was more than fun."

you ignore him. "i'm just saying you should probably tell people what they're walking into," you say. "that's all. bye."

you're out the hotel room's door before either of them can respond.

the two of them stare at each other, comet-tail blue meeting the night sky. gojo opens his mouth and getou narrows his eyes.

"don't," he warns.

gojo bristles. "you don't even know what i was going to say!"

"i don't need to."

gojo groans, flopping back on the bed. "you're insufferable."

"coming from you, that's almost a compliment," getou says, batting away the pillow that's launched in his direction with ease.

they devolve into bickering, your words already forgotten.

until the next time they talk about going out for a third. gojo's oddly quiet on the phone. getou sighs.

"you're thinking about them," he says.

"so? i know you have been too."

"maybe."

"it's settled, then," gojo says.

"what, exactly, is settled?"

"we're going to go find them."

"no, satoru," getou says.

a half hour later, he's stepping into the high-end bar they met you at, gojo warm at his side. you're draped over a barstool, lazily chatting with the bartender. you look up as they enter and choke on your drink as you meet getou's intense gaze.

he smirks.

this might be easier than he thought.

[prettyboykatsuki]

people who deny stsg are crazy. did we not watch jjk0. was that not that most toxic divorced marriage shit you've ever seen. how could you see that 5 minute long anguished stare and think those two were not inside each other. i cant comprehend it

[anoymous-boba]

This is why I'm homophobic cuz all these gay bitches do is make my life miserable

satosugu is my holy grail because how can anyone expect me to read "geto suguru’s body fought back against kenjaku, not because he was alive, but because protecting gojo satoru came easy to him. it was muscle memory” and simply just move on from it

[3-aem]

drawing yuta tn and i kinda wanna rewatch jjk0…

the stsg breakup story…though i guess it was more like if u divorced ur ex…from life

[tyciel]

yuji my emotionally intelligent son who can tell something is up with stsg but doesnt know what (theyre divorced) (divorce is a state of mind trust me)

[onlylowercase]

Ok it time for another meme / comic drawing. With vague descriptions, pick

[chososcamgirl]

Just saying this cause I’m a sucker for satsosugu: I like the idea that sjap gojo and sjap geto used to be partner managers but fell out because of… *checks script* creative differences...

Also I may just absolutely forget rn if geto is in the story but in my mind he’s the divorced wife of tribent who comes around every now 🙉

LMFAOOO NO I LOVE THIS. but currently they ARE together but i like the idea of them falling out i might do ANOTHER spinoff on their backstory (don’t quote me on this) because that’s so cute (also a sucker for stsg) :3