#attraction place

[shitpostingkats]

We need to talk Cloud Strife, esteemed Autism Haver, probably coming out of the goo with at least 30% of Zack's adhd diagnosis.

[fascinationstreetmp3]

I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.

[franklyimissparis]

so cosmically unfair that john was so hot when he died. like. he was truly at the beginning of his forties dilf era and i’m so upset that was taken away from all of us. and paul. especially paul.

[raelemond]

in my experience the kink community is actually a great place to meet trans elders

[yardsards]

absolutely enamored by rose quartz's body type and character design. especially after the pink diamond reveal. like, girl CHOSE to become a fat woman. and everyone around her (rightfully) thought she was incredibly hot for it. queen shit.

[aldisobey]

Professor Emmrich Volkarin is a little shit. I love him for it. But he’s a downright dastard (first and second meaning see charm merchant). I need you all to know that being creeped out by necromancy and entering a relationship can be one of the best “scared horny” tropes I’ve seen and it’s goddamn hilarious.

The very first time Rook finds out about liches they can express fear “Well, I didn’t need to sleep tonight.”

And HOW does the eminent Professor respond?!

“They’re unlikely to visit your slumber.”

UNLIKELY?!?! Rooks brain is screaming THATS FUCKING POSSIBLE??! And picturing their future where they can never rest peacefully again because APPARENTLY lich lords can visit slumber and it’s only unlikely they won’t come to theirs and they did NOT need that information. Meanwhile this ‘educated’ man keeps yapping about what these liches are and subscribe here for more lich facts I’m going to be one soon.

Imagine you’ve got arachnophobia and your crush is full special interest mode about their favorite spider. You try to pump the brakes with a light haha ‘won’t be able to sleep tonight’ and the response you get is MORE SPIDER FACTS and “did you know spiders love beds, not yours ok, but I’ll be a spider one day.”

Volkarin is a goddamn menace.

[aenslem]

FOR ALL MANKIND (2019– ) 1.04 "Prime Crew"

[qdkdraws]

This very specific visual trope where girl is dressed normally and guy looks like he just got back from part-time job at strip bar and hasn't had time to take off his uniform.

I'm here for it

[lab-trash]

Here's a fun reminder that Michael from The Good Place is asexual.

[tallymali]

honestly being in a relationship with a man who is an all around fantastic person is the reason i get so pissed off at how women are raised to approach relationships. like “men are just men, theres nothing you can do” rly just has women settling for relationships with dickheads bc they think thats how all men are. actually i think men are grown adults and if they dont act like it, then they’re not good relationship material. if he sucks hit da bricks

[t00thpasteface]

honestly you will never catch me in a community, server, subreddit, extracurricular club, or whatever that's just A Space For Queer People with no further specification, like the campus pride club some of my friends keep encouraging me to join, or even one specifically for lesbians, because there is no correlation between someone's gender/sexuality and how annoying they are, which means i am no more likely to get along with them than i am with any random selection of strangers on the same site/campus/etc. queer demographics are not homogenous and a queer identity generally does not inform a person's personality or tastes or hobbies, and i don't care to entertain clubs that seem to operate on any assumption otherwise. like c'mon man i don't even like musicals

[hildegardladyofbones]

One of the best things about Disco Elysium by far is that it does not fear ugly women. The world is full of ugly men, but ugly women are so hard to come by.

[sideblogdotjpeg]

ive been thinking about the red string superstition recently and also sol bufo always and it makes me sick how uncannily caldwell tanner has made sol to perfectly target me personally

(+ cropped versions !)

[visitbrunei]

📌 Janggut Waterfall

[napping-sapphic]

idk what girl out there needs to hear this rn but your big/pointy/crooked/etc nose is SO cute and also i’m SO gay for you like insanely gay for you

[shinynewmemories]

Katniss in her Pre-Peeta Era: " Being out in the woods with Gale . . . sometimes I was actually happy. " Also Katniss (in the cave with Peeta):

" 'And right when your song ended, I knew— just like your mother — I was a goner,' Peeta says. 'Then for the next eleven years, I tried to work up the nerve to talk to you.' 'Without success,' I add. 'Without success. So, in a way, my name being drawn in the reaping was a real piece of luck,' says Peeta. For a moment, I’m almost foolishly happy [...] " Also Katniss (in bed with Peeta):

" 'You didn’t have any nightmares last night,' he says. He’s right. For the first time in ages I’ve slept through the night. 'I had a dream, though,' I say, thinking back. 'I was following a mockingjay through the woods. For a long time. It was Rue, really. I mean, when it sang, it had her voice.' 'Where did she take you?' he says, brushing my hair off my forehead. 'I don’t know. We never arrived,' I say. 'But I felt happy.' " Also Katniss (in love with Peeta):

" As I drift off, I try to imagine that world, somewhere in the future, with no Games, no Capitol. A place like the meadow in the song I sang to Rue as she died. Where Peeta’s child could be safe. [...] When I wake, I have a brief, delicious feeling of happiness that is somehow connected with Peeta. "