#attracted to him. these days
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i'm actually not a lesbian yes the concept of heterosexual sex disgusts me on paper but it appeals to me with a few select men. and that's how i've always felt but the lesbian masterdoc which was written by a girl who turned out to be bi got me. and a lot of other bi women with a preference for women. it's crazy to have that much influence when you think about it
#i know how that sounds. but i want him BAD#yes it's the him i've been talking about i know i said i didn't think he was attractive like two weeks ago. but i happen to be very#attracted to him. these days#i actually am stealing that girl's man i'm sorry#when we're married like a week from now it's gonna be SOOOO HARD having to keep the fact that she likes him a secret because her being#jealous that we seemed to like each other is what made me go wait. DO WE?#i can tell him she thought he liked me and i liked him i'll just keep the part about her liking him out of the story#i've actually been thinking this for like two months not even because of this guy because the inconsequential crush i mentioned a few weeks#ago on someone i'm only seeing for three weeks from now until june was on a guy. and also other things#anyway. i think the concept of being bi and not wanting to date men needs to like be more mainstream i've seen the girls 'struggle with#comphet' and the comphet was literally an average crush on a man. lmao. like it's fine to not want to date men even if you're not incapable#of being into one#anyway. when i say i'm stealing this girl's man i'm obviously kidding it's just what i said in one of my posts. they're friends and he and#i are friends she and i are friendly but aren't friends she's kind of friends with my new bff but like not really since she told me her#secret that she has a crush on *guy*. what i mean is it's ethical she and i aren't friends. we've never texted that's the bare#minimum for being friends. but only in the broadest sense of the word (rory season 1 episode 9 rory's dance)#and like i say: brf slt
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“Do I know you?”
“I’m Merlin.”
“So I don’t know you.”
“Who do you think you are, the king?!”
“No, I’m his son, Arthur.”
Greatest characters’ introduction of all time, in the entire cinematic industry.
And the gayest.
#do you know how to walk on your knees?#like bro chill it’s the first time you meet him#i mean i can understand the sudden homoerotic attraction#but at least do it privately or something#well they definitely do that like#one day later so#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin x arthur
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Quick scribble cos I couldn’t get blushing Emmy out of my head. He’s thinking about stuff.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#Emmrich volkarin#my art#just the thought of him becoming all giddy at the idea of romance again#esp at his age#being calm and collected and professional in day to day stuff but then just daydreaming about rook after hours#wondering where they find the attraction#how he’s so lucky and if this is real#being so distracted that he can’t focus on finishing his books#oh he’s smitten
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OSCAR GETS PRETTY PRIVILEGE BECAUSE I SAY SO ☝️☝️💥💥💥🗣️🗣️
+ some bonus boyfriends
#hnnnggghh Oscar……….#idk I just woke up the other day like I need to draw Oscar being pretty so I did#Oscar’s the type of pretty guy that refuses to believe he looks even half decent#he’s like what no I’m literally just some guy what do you mean you think my smile’s attractive Noel shut up#also he doesn’t know how to flirt and can nevvveerrrr tell when someone’s flirting with him#at least the normal flirting he knows too well about the repressed gay catholic ways of flirting. and he doesn’t like that he does#what anyway I’ll shut up#artists on tumblr#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#oscar malevolent#noel malevolent#charlie dowd#john malevolent#arthur lester#arthur lester and his three boyfriends#holy ghost ship
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Tim Drake is responsible for the majority of Gotham's streams of the song skater boy by Avril Lavigne. This is because he keeps captivating people with his autistic goblin rizz. They play this song while daydreaming about wooing him by bringing the bedraggled rat boy at the skate park a zesti like they're y/n herself. Sometimes they don't even realise that That's Tim Drake Wayne. He's a cute, skrungly Thing™ that you could either fix or make worse depending on your romantic daydreams.
#tim drake#batfam#batman#feral tim drake#incorrect batbros#incorrect batfamily quotes#tim drake wayne#batfamily headcanons#dick grayson#bruce wayne#jason todd#damian wayne#tim doesnt even know#nobody ever approaches him#but oh Boy do they daydream#its a gloomy day in gotham city#and you are somehow incrediby attracted to Raccon Boy#nobody knows much about him either#hes friendly but not very open#the mystery....#hes like perfect#you can even build his backstory yourself!!#hes like Barbie
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Woke up thinking about this part from extra content:
like—are we just going to ignore the fact that Andrew comes to Wymack to drink and talk about Kevin??? So often that Wymack just assumes that every time Andrew starts talking it's about Kev??? And the first time Andrew doesn't drink because of Kevin is when he drinks because of Neil???
#andrew had his 'why am i surrounded by hot problematic boys' moment#and now i also kinda imagine him ask wymack the same question about kevin#and wymack saying 'green' as well#but then andrew just clarifies 'stupidly attractive green'#with a disgusted expression on his face#aftg#all for the game#andreil#neil josten#andrew minyard#kevin day#david wymack#the foxhole court#the kings men#the raven king#nora sakavic#tfc#trk#tkm
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do you think caleb gets (outrageously) turned on when he sees you doing something domestic??? laundry, dishes, folding his clothes, baking, sweeping the floor??? the most basic, innocuous domesticities???
because i do!!! i do think he gets turned on by it!!! and i think he hopes you get turned on by him performing domestic activities, too: tinkering with his car in the garage, fingernails framed with grease and oil-stained coveralls half undone and tied around his waist; or little blades of grass stuck to his glistening chest & twined through strands of umber hair; or his long, long legs stretched out on the bathroom tile, his torso buried in the sink cabinets as he fixes some leaky pipe???
because it’s almost perverted, just how aroused he becomes when he sees you being domestic—cock twitching hot n heavy in his jeans, eyes dark and lids weighted with lust, sweat beginning to prickle at the base of his skull as saliva collects beneath his tongue; a hunger sparked in his chest, something primal and raw and so incredibly deprived—and he needs you to feel it, too.
#caleb x reader#caleb x you#caleb smut#?????#he’s such a Man y’know what i mean?#a Man#anyway this is coming from my half delirious brain today was a fucking Day and i’m so glad it’s over#i just think he’s kinda gross and he gets off on weird things bcoz he’s so pent up!!!!!#and he spent so much of his life just watching you do NORMAL STUFF and it somehow became extremely attractive to him#*because* of that deprivation#inky.caleb
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ok hear me out
weird guy that's hot = L
hot guy that's weird = Light
#do u guys get me#I've been thinking about this post for days#death note#light yagami#L lawliet#elle is talking again#in universe people clearly find L weird but I can totally see as time goes on it starts to turn into a#'hmmm..... but why's he kinda..... hmmmmm'#to-oh university's least controversial 'hear me out' lmao#Light is obviously good looking and conventionally attractive but the longer you're around him it's like#oh. There is something deeply unsettling here.
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#happy maturing day sebek#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst mc#fanart#u know what u're doing are u anon#look how attractive the scales are on him#yuu had only been marrying a baby all of this time#he's finally ripening
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Gravity Falls canon divergence AU where Bill does send someone to steal Ford's eyes and then possesses Fiddleford to approach blind Ford. Fiddleford/Bill nurses Ford back to health, and then pretends to be sorry for leaving Ford, he sticks around to help him adjust to losing his sight. Eventually, an extremely exhausted and broken Ford breaks down and confesses everything that truly happened during their partnership, and Fiddleford/Bill "comforts" him. He promises to never leave him, saying that he won't let that "monster" hurt Ford ever again.
Bill thinks it would be too risky to convince Ford to continue with the portal so soon, afraid of arousing his suspicion, so he just ends up moving in and caring for blind Ford, gaining his trust everyday a little more. What Bill doesn't expect is that he enjoys their current situation way more than he thought he would (Ford is dependent on him once again, he doesn't even know he's being tricked, the fool, but also Bill can be close to him again, they can play and banter and it's like nothing ever changed), and years pass without any work being done on the portal as they grow closer and closer.
It's only decades later that Bill slips up and leaves for some business in the middle of the night. Ford wakes up for a cup of water to find mind broken Fiddleford wandering around his kitchen muttering about a demon living in his head and keeping him trapped.
#the idea is that if Ford is blind he can't see whether someone is possessed by bill + bill would make a helluva fiddleford impression#after some time bill wouldn't even bother to act like Fiddleford#day by day he would act more like himself and Ford would notice some alarming things but he'd brush it off and pretend everything's ok#(it's just his mind's way of protecting himself)#also poor fiddleford can you imagine#also ford would absolutely be unhealthily attached to fiddleford/bill as his protector and caretaker and find himself attracted to him#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#billford#very toxic old men yaoi#xuexiao vibes hehe#fic idea
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first day of high school was not a fun time.. 💥
#ts4#the sims 4#s4#sims 4#ts4 gameplay#holland g1#holland family save#sofia holland#wolfgang munch#he kept insulting her all day and then they had an actual fight LMFAO#sofia won queeeen#but also they have good compatibility and she's very attracted to him sooo....#occult legacy challenge
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Herlock doodles, trying to figure out how I want to draw him♡
#my heart goes doki when I look at him#oh my gooooddddd get out of my head#I honestly think he shouldn't be as conventionally attractive as he is in the game#eyebags and crooked teeth suit him so well I can't explain but it's SO HOT#he makes me hehehe he got me like teeheeee >///<#I'm so sorry.#the great ace attorney#ace attorney#herlock sholmes#dgs#dai gyakuten saiban
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I think it's crazy He tian is canonicaly this intense with his attraction to Mo
And he's always surrounded by people who you know would be happy to hook up with him, but he's never shown any interest in them, so it's not even that he likes to fuck around, it really is just Mo,
He's just super fucking horny towards Mo guan shan and that's it.
#you know he's deadass too#mo thinks he's just saying stuff while Ht's in the corner shaking like a chihuahua trying not to pounce on him#gotta say we need to go crazier in fics Ox is straight up beating us with the obssessed he tian trope#and i know its supposed to be a joke but Ht genuinely saying that he's this intensely attracted to mo is crazy to me#19 days#mo guan shan#he tian#tian shan
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Wow I have been nonstop thinking about tennis king yuuta and his little baby boy I’m going to kill you (affectionate) - @yuutito
teeheeeeeeeee….. here’s some more, aleks :’) enjoy :))))))
“Everybody thinks he looks like me, but I don’t see it that way. Maybe it’s because every time I look at him, I see my wife and I’m reminded of her […] I’m a little biased so I see her in everything.”
You find yourself with tears welling in your eyes the more you read into Yuuta’s latest magazine interview. Between his sweet quotes and the pictures of him with your son, it’s taking everything in you not to burst into full-blown tears.
Your boys look so handsome. You and Yuuta shared your concerns with publicizing your child at such a young age, but you two came to the conclusion that you’d rather have the control in the narrative than to let private family pictures be leaked uncontrollably. As another point of reassurance, Yuuta’s career provided him with just enough lime-light to be a household name without the crazy fame and criticism that came along being a true celebrity. Besides—Yuuta talked enough about you and your son in press conferences and interviews that it was bound to happen sooner rather than later.
The article wasn’t entirely about you, or your family—or at least, you’re sure it wasn’t intended to be; you knew your husband had a knack for rambling about his loved ones, even where work was concerned. As you continue to read, you find a segment where the author compared Yuuta’s current statements with something similar he’d said about you twelve years ago—at the very start of his professional career: “If I owe this [winning Gold] to anybody, it’s my girlfriend. She’s always believed in me, even when I didn’t believe in myself. I wouldn’t have qualified or even thought to qualify if it weren’t for her.”
It feels like you and Yuuta were just two kids in love back then. You didn’t think it could be more than that—you didn’t think you could love Yuuta more than you did all those years ago, but somewhere along the way just being in love wasn’t enough to describe it; Yuuta became your partner, someone you loved fundamentally, but also because you couldn’t stand to see yourself without him. And just when you thought you couldn’t love anyone nearly as much as you love him, you turn the page to a picture of your husband and son peeping through the holes of a racket and your heart feels full.
When you scan the image more closely, you realize that it isn’t just any racket—it’s an old one, one you’d given to Yuuta as a gift probably back in high-school. You had no idea he’d kept it, but you suppose you shouldn’t be all that surprised; Yuuta is nothing if not sentimental.
“Ah, there she is~” Yuuta’s voice cuts through your thoughts. When you turn, you see him, with your baby boy on his hip, sliding the back porch door closed.
Both boys approach you with a smile on your face, and you set the magazine aside to sit up in the lounge chair to greet them. Yuuta presses a kiss to your forehead, then your lips before you do the same to your son. Immediately after, he reaches his arms out for you, and Yuuta chuckles, “You wanna be with your mama? Can’t blame you, I missed her, too.”
He hands the baby off to you, and takes a seat on the other end of the chair, reaching over to coo at his son as you smother his face in kisses.
“How was the farmer’s market?” you question, letting the baby settle into your lap.
“Good, he picked out some very bright peppers, and we got some more strawberries, know you’ve been craving them,” Yuuta smiles, reaching over to pat your son’s head, when the closed magazine catches his eye, and he reaches for it, quickly flipping through, “Ah—I guess that interview’s out. He’s grown so much, even though it was only a few months ago.”
You find the blush on his cheeks beyond endearing. Yuuta always finds room to be bashful no matter how many times he’s waxed poetic about his love for you, or his family—his cheeks always stain pink like the first day you met him.
“It’s sweet. You’re sweet,” you smile, sparing a hand to run through Yuuta’s hair, charmed by the way he leans into your touch, “I didn’t know you still had that racket.”
“Of course, I keep everything you give me,” he says, earnestly. He closes the magazine and scoots a little closer, taking advantage of the proximity and of your touch to lay his head on your shoulder, “Did you… read all of it?”
“Almost, but no, why?” you question, with a light-hearted grin, “Did you say something that would lead the world to believe you’re somehow even more in love with me? Because you might already be past the threshold, dear.”
Yuuta hums. He reaches to take you son out of your lap and carefully shifts himself to that he’s laying down, his head on your lap, and the baby in his arms, happily giggling and cooing as Yuuta holds him up. He lowers and raises him back and forth a few times, nuzzling their noses together when their faces are close, before sitting him up on his chest.
Then he tilts his head up to look at you, wide, love-filled eyes blinking slowly before he says, “Maybe… depends on if me saying I want more kids is past the threshold or not.”
#answered#this is like... set before the press conference drabble and interview is like when the baby is maybe 9mos?#and comes out when baby boy is just shy of 1 year teehee#yuuta my wife my wife my wife okkotsu#has plenty of gold medals around his neck in pictures and the quotes are still oh i love my wife ~~~#SICK!!!! I NEED HIM!!#he would enjoy this level of fame i think bc he gets to yap to the whole word about his family#but then its still chill yk? like paparazzi dont stalk him people dont follow him and interrupt his day#he just gets to do what he loves and have enough money to support his family#and come back to you and your baby every day... dream life for him#also not pictured bc money and power is attractive sorry: the back porch door opens to the lounge/porch ofc#but beyond that pls imagine a regulation size tennis court#and all the expensive tennis accuoutrements one might need#see also also on the OTHER side of the backyard: the regulation size swimming pool that you dont need but yuuta thinks the kid(s) should#learn to swim... also for gojo LOLOLLLL#yuuta x reader#yuuta.ask#tennis au
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keith who has spent years pining and being certain that his feelings are unrequited vs lance who is about to have the most earth-shattering, mind-bending moment of feelings realisation ever in history
#lance is so firmly invested in their 'rivalrous dynamic' that the thought doesnt even cross his mind#him routinely ranting about every thing keith does to 'annoy' him and its just a list of things he finds very very attractive#and then one day it hits him like a freight train#the thought just makes me giggle#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#keith kogane#vld#vld lance#voltron#lance mcclain#klance#vld klance#klance headcanon
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Oh stanley pines, how i love thee
I really liked how this turned out :3
Will I ever be able to draw him this well again? Probably not lmao
#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#my art#traditional art#i love him#ugh why is he so attractive#i need a life#i spend all day thirsting over an old ass man#eh having a life is overrated
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