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Lucien telling Feyre that she and Rhysand are assholes, to her face, is yet another reason why he’s the best character in this series. Someone needs to deliver these hard truths and Lucien is up to the task lol
#also lol at how Feyre’s like yeah true#at least she’s self aware#Vanserra sass at it again#god i love him#lucien vanserra#Lucien#lucien acotar#pro lucien#pro lucien vanserra#acotar#acofas#lol#sjm#sarah j maas#anti rhysand
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I have been restraining myself for a few days now but I cannot contain it I do NOT like my friend’s boyfriend he does NOT DESERVE HER and she is WAY TOO AWESOME to date a guy like him.
#at least she’s self aware#I think??? like she knows he’s being not great#but god I would have broken up with him AGES AGO#and it’s not obvious stuff like cheating or whatever#he just is pushing boundaries a lot and#is way more into conservative conspiracy theories than I would ever tolerate#she’s said on multiple times that her parents would like him and I want to yell#THAT’S NOT A RINGING ENDORSEMENT#YOUR PARENTS ARE NOT PEOPLE TO SEEK APPROVAL FROM#UGH#anyway no one look at this post#I would have dumped his ass so long ago but I also would never have dated him in the first place#ugh I hate dating it’s the worst and people are the worst and why are they like this#girl I just#I just don’t get it I know you think he’s hot and you don’t mind dating him but my god#people should be partners and actively contribute to your life not be something you have to filter and assess constantly#ugh I don’t#i just don’t get it#current status#vent post#why is the dating pool like this#why is it so hard to meet someone that doesn’t just want to take from you#why why why#was thiiiiiiiis close to posting a “Wanted: New Boyfriend” for my friend#but I couldn’t make it silly enough to put it on Tumblr especially since she is Not Single#regrettably
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i’m watching shameless with my friend and we were talking about who she’s gonna relate to. then we watch the first ep and she says “i’m literally frank gallagher” LMFAOOOO that girl needs help
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why are you always so mean
I’m not. Sometimes I’m bitchy.
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I had a thought for a creator but they didn't believe they were the creator and could influence others into believing it too.
The two characters are Sara kujou and yae miko
@mastadon64 here you go!
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Godboss - Kujou Sara and Yae Miko
Kujou Sara
Cw: Sexual innuendos
-Honestly, waking up in Teyvat, you had a hard time convincing yourself you weren’t dreaming
-(It took you tumbling down a hill and slamming into a particularly sharp rock to realize it was not a dream. Also, ow)
-(You ignored the way your blood was golden. You were pretty sure you’d never seen the Genshin characters bleed anyways. It was probably just censoring. Totally.)
-Some way or another, you ended up in Inazuma
-Honestly, it wasn’t as bad as you were expecting
-Most of the creatures were pretty chill, and as long as you avoided the people, you didn’t get in much trouble
-And then you kicked a Tenryou commission officer in the face and got arrested
-You know, jail wasn’t as bad as you expected either!
-Your cellmates weren’t too bad either- one of them asked you if you were god, which was weird, because you didn’t look anything like the Shogun, but you gave him a stick of dango and he shut up
-(You might not have been a god, but the fact that you managed to keep your inventory from the game was the closest thing to a divine blessing that you could imagine. Who needs a gnosis when you have your own pocket dimension?)
-It’s about half an hour before you’re taken from your cell for questioning
-You walk into a small interrogation room, shock igniting in your chest as you spot Kujou Sara
-Wasn’t she important?
-Was kicking that guy in the face really such a grave offense?
-“Are you the Creator God?” She asks, deathly serious
-Why did people keep asking you this???
-You’re pretty sure you don’t look too godly, garbed in stolen clothes that you’re ninety percent sure you put on wrong, a fading bite mark on your arm from when you tried to pet a rifthound, leaves in your hair. Honestly, you looked pretty disheveled, and…
-“Is that your way of saying you think I’m hot? Like… godly or whatever?”
-Considering the way the Tengu’s face turns a vibrant red, you’re either very right, or very wrong
-It’d be funnier if you were right though, so you press on
-“I mean, not that I’m not into it, but I’m feeling kinda iffy about the power dynamic here- prisoner and cop is a cute trope and all, but not all that smart in real life, I mean I get it if it’s a kink or whatever, I know handcuffs are attractive, but as of right now it’s immoral-”
-“Shut up. Please.” Sara mumbled, covering her red face with her hand. Her hair has more volume than usual, tiny sparks of static dancing between the strands
-“… I mean after I get out of prison I’d totally be down to go on a date, and if you feed me well enough I might even let you handcuff me.” You add.
-The silence in the room is heavy
-“Get out.”
-“Yes ma’am. Hm. No. Yes Mommy? Yes Master-“
-You’re cut off by an electrically charged arrow striking the wall beside your head.
-“Out.”
-“Okay!”
-You’re released from prison three days later, now with a whole gaggle of new friends from criminals
-(You ignored the fact that some of them made really important sounding speeches swearing their fealty to you. Also the small shrine they were building in your honor. If you didn’t acknowledge it, it didn’t exist)
-You were surprised that as soon as you left, you were met with a glaring Kujou Sara, who takes your hand in her own
-“Am I being arrested again?”
-“… I’m going to take you on a date. And then I’m going to handcuff you.”
-“Yes Mommy!”
-“I Will Shoot You Again.”
Yae Miko
-You had to admit, stumbling upon a small shrine that seemed to be dedicated to your doppelgänger was creepy
-But you had also just been Isekaied to video game land, so you were pretty adaptable at the moment.
-Or high on adrenaline.
-You pick up one of the Sunsiettas from the shrine, biting down and relaxing, until-
-“Your excellency?!” A voice squeaks, and looking up you see a very frazzled shrine maiden staring at you.
-“Uh. No?” You say, swallowing the Sunsietta.
-The shrine maiden starts sobbing. “Your excellency!”
-“Oh- no- I’m- uh- I’m like you? You know? I’m uh… a messiah? Priest? Prophet? Whatever gets you to stop crying?” You awkwardly pat her head.
-“You- you’re the Creators chosen one?” She blubbers.
-“Uh. Yeah. Totally. Stop crying.”
-“CHOSEN ONE!” And she’s crying again
-After a lot of crying, you’re led to the Grand Narukami shrine, where you’re introduced to the head shrine maiden as the chosen one
-“… Are you sure she’s not just the creator?”
-“You flatter me. I’m just gods favoritist and most specialist little princess.”
-The Kitsune likes this. Perhaps too much, but we’ll let her have her fun
-And thus, the war to get you to admit that you’re the Creator begins, hidden under the guise of her introducing you to chosen one duties
-She takes you on a pilgrimage all across Inazuma first, going to the most dangerous places possible just to put you in danger and save you at the last second, disappointed that you never use godly powers to save (read: reveal) yourself
-She meditates with you, and paints obscure markings on your face when you fall asleep, which you have to pass off as messages from the creator
-She takes you to meet the Shogun, but after leaving you alone for five minutes, returns to you teaching her poker and robbing her blind. You cited divine luck and she pretended she didn’t notice the cards stuffed inside your sleeve
-It ends pretty anticlimactically, actually
-She’s introducing you to the local foxes, when you trip over a rock and face plant into the floor
-And get a nose bleed
-Miko can’t help but doubling over in laughter at the sight of your pout as golden blood drips down your face
-“And how are you explaining this one, Oh revered Chosen One?”
-“Genetic condition.”
-The laughter doubles
#genshin sagau#sagau#sagau x reader#sagau genshin#self aware genshin impact au#genshin impact sagau#sagau cult au#sagau Kujou Sara#Sagau Yae Miko#I got a bit distracted with Sara and didn’t add too much creator stuff#but I still like it#I’m incapable of writing the creator as normal because I am not normal#the creator is an agent of chaos and we love them for it#RIP random shrine maiden she’s probably dehydrated now from all the crying#honestly to properly acclimate to a whole new world you’ve gotta be at least a bit insane
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Had a chat with one of my friends and although she still liked season 3, she preferred s1 and 2 because, “Colin is too nice and emotionally available. I prefer my men toxic and undecided.” Y’all I think she’s cracked it, why some of you preferred Simon and Anthony, they were so undecided 😭
Love them dearly but one was willing to die to prove his point to a dead man and avoid marrying someone and the other was about to marry his eventual wife’s sister. Colin was definitely more in touch with his emotions 🫣
#at least she’s self aware I guess#made me laugh quite a bit actually#polin#bridgerton#luke newton#nicola coughlan#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton s3#bridgerton netflix
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the fact that he spends all his time grooming kids into believing they're mature enough to consent and then turns around to condescend to them about how young and stupid they are and how they actually don't understand anything makes my fucking blood boil. i need to kill him
#“i'm so much smarter than everyone else 😏” yeah dude maybe because you only surround yourself with literal children#of course he's also just wrong. he's not smarter than them. and the tower is not the highest point in the world.#and his “ideals” and “values” are not any more real than utena's.#he just doesn't have perspective enough to see that#he thinks that he knows some inherent truth about the world. that it is cruel and therefore he must be too.#and that because utena believes in something better it must mean she just doesn't understand anything at all#and yeah she doesn't understand everything. but neither does he#and at least she's self aware enough to know that she still has things to learn#revolutionary girl utena#parallels#akio#utena#m
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Druas and Eva
#my characters#they have an older brother who is v expressive and friendly and then they just do not emote#they are actually part of a different cast/group than oifil but its the exact same location and time and they do have some crossover#so druas has a coworker that is basically chris' adopted son (as karen and right view him at least)#and druas hears about luca being a lot reckless and with no self awareness so he recruits his dear sister eva#to help monitor luca (which luca hates) bc eva has military training and is good at going unnoticed#but when he tells eva to protect luca from anything that might harm him and then she sees them together#she kinda gets in front of luca and is like hey youre causing him distress which is bad for the mental health#and druas is like did you just call me a threat to him ?? and luca thinks THAT is actually hilarious and he likes eva now#but these two dont really interact with the other cast much - its mostly just luca that talks to the oifil peeps#i never designed the older brother or named him but theres just two blondes with no expression + their older brother who has all expression
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Cassandra: Always vaguely feeling like I'm in trouble for something but I don't know what ...
Because she's fucking around all the time and 9 out of 10 things she did are always trouble lmao
#they're just too many to count lol#at least she's self aware#house dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#resident evil village#daniela dimitrescu#resident evil 8#bela dimitrescu#re8#alcina dimitrescu#asks#incorrect quotes
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literally say that
#god sam and dean have no self awareness at least she keeps it real. like we're all bad people here#s3 rewatch#3x06 red sky at morning
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I know nobody here really cares that much, but since 1989 (Taylor’s version) came out my fyp has been all about her & Harry, and so many of the videos are like “GASP was Harry one of the bad boyfriends?!”
And as someone who’s never felt any type of way about Harry, I think I like or at least respect him a little bit more after the vault tracks? Especially “is it over now?” Because I’ve seen a lot of clips of this man talking about Taylor over the years, and I’ve never seen or heard him say something disparaging or complaining about her writing songs about him. In fact, I’ve only ever seen him be like “hey, it’s her life and if she’s written anything about me, I’d be flattered. She’s so talented.” And this isn’t a new reaction, like there are interviews from that year where he says something to that effect and honestly?? Pop off, Harry.
They’re friendly enough that I’m sure he’s heard these songs before, or at least knew that she had some less than flattering ones in her back pocket, and was still like “yeah, no, I’d be honored. Are you kidding?” Like he was 20 or something when they were together and 20 year old boys are awful and shitty and apparently he’s talked about the fact that he’s a bad boyfriend before, so I love that this entire time he’s shown a level of emotional maturity and respect for her that fucking John Mayer refused to. It would’ve been so easy for him to be a dick about it, and he never was! It seems like he just went “I treated you like shit. You’re totally valid in this. Go off, queen.”
I’ve been laughing imagining him listening to the vault tracks and the “if she’s got blue eyes I can surmise that you’ll probably date her” line and being like “fuck, bro. She really called me out like that on main? Damn. I should send her flowers or something.” And then “now that we don’t talk” I can literally see him hearing the line about her mom and going “aw, Andrea. I always liked her. I hope she’s well. Fuck it, somebody send her flowers too.”
As somebody who knows nothing about him and never really got into 1d or paid close attention to his career, only passively enjoyed his music, I think these song’s coming out vastly improved my opinion of him 😂
#Harry: she didn’t look THAT much… well actually- yeah okay. I see it. maybe send an edible arrangement while we’re at it.#like a respectful & kind public response??? literally no other man has afforded her?? pop off Harry#it’s giving he’s been to therapy! it’s giving he’s self aware and apologizes first!#he still seems to be a shitty boyfriend but at least he’s aware of it now Lmao#personal
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my dumb gay ranger Max, who isn’t sure if her spellcaster gf is evil or just weird
#dnd#at least she's self aware enough to not ask outright#dnd art#dnd character#art#elf#comics#original art#yuri
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I am just playing dress up with her
#viola of allag#ffxiv gpose#sometimes I just like to play with clothes my other characters wouldn't wear idk#lots of talk about gender in the discord today and I think Viola is having a blast Performing Femininity#despite her general lack of self awareness this is something she is at least vaguely aware of? and doing on purpose#uhhhh#spicy
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It's a good sign I'm recovering from my creative slump that I was able to brainstorm a story that makes me laugh.
#all it took was one shot from the disney batb#beast made a face that was very expressive of the man underneath#and a retelling started forming as a cheerful version of the beast started chattering at me#lovely man#doesn't know how to shut up#it's a major issue between himself and his beauty#(who is introverted and serious and a bit cranky)#he insists on telling the story to his children#despite my doubts that he'll be an objective or honest narrator to these young ears#and even then he refuses to tell me most of the story#all i've got is his first dinner with beauty (did not go well)#and i'm like 'how did she go from that to wanting to marry you?'#and he's like 'i'm just irresistibly charming'#and i'm like 'clearly not because you just told me how she resisted you. why did she change her mind?'#and he's like 'idk. lack of options? i'm just thrilled it happened i'm not self-aware enough to figure out why'#and i'm all 'can you at least tell me what you did? it can't just be that you had long boring days in the palace#'and then she suddenly fell in love'#and he's like 'but what if it did happen that way though?'#and i'm like 'make something up! i don't want people to fall asleep reading this'#and he's like 'sorry can't help'#so i try to talk to beauty but she doesn't want to talk to strangers so i'm stuck#but what i do have is a very hopeful sign of returning creative health#for some reason even though i have a jillion batb ideas#the funny ones are the only ones i get interested in enough to actually write#we'll see if this becomes one of them#adventures in writing
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So are you guys gonna start doing the Obama shit again and play up the Kamala-Walz ticket as some fun goofy Mom and Dad duo like neither of them met with fucking war criminals and like Walz hasn't literally tried to pull the "disagreeing with Israel is antisemitic" shit? Are we back to that? Is it okay because they're "fun" now?
#don't hit me with the fucking “he's not shapiro” shit#well aware and don't care you know exactly what the fuck I mean#you can post Vote Blue up and down your dash all goddamn day but go ahead and chill the fuck out on the Free Palestine posts if you plan to#because clearly you stopped giving a fuck or at least pretending to#I haven't seen anyone celebrating this guy so much as ACKNOWLEDGE his Israel shit the man literally self-identifies as a zionist#predictable website#politics#tim walz#kamala harris#already got people calling me a psyop and a bot over this that was fast as fuck#what else is new#“she called for a ceasefire 🥺” she is literally doing the “right to defend itself” bit in the same breath you people are insane#biden called for a ceasefire too look where that got him
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the thing that beat the depression today for me was remembering that Phoenix Wright was in a fighting game with marvel super people and the 3d art style is so ugly but his mere existence in it is so fucking funny. His move set consists of pointing and examining the ground and paperwork with a break every once in a while to pull Maya out to energy blast whatever famous superhero is in his way...
I like to think that that duo can absolutely kick ass together but are constantly getting fucked up in the games (physically assaulted, kidnapped, accused of murder, hit by a car...) only because it's funny. We already know that Pheonix is strong enough to break down doors and break locks with little effort so it would make sense that he's decently strong. And I just think Maya is holding out on us with her energy blasts but she can do that with no explanation at all.
#this isn't even bringing up the whole she-hulk thing#im looking over what he says and there's even a victory line where he mentions that he's used to being smacked around#'I'm lucky im so well prepared for such abuse!' wtf my guy at least he's self aware...#he also refers to Maya as 'my kid' which is fucking adorable#okay im done good bye#ace attorney#pheonix wright#maya fey
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