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speakofthedebbie · 4 months ago

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i have such a visceral reaction to he/him pronouns its so charming

#she/her feels great #they/them is understandable but if yk my pronouns and still use them id hate it #he/him- NO.#at least ik my gender #debs is a yapper #debs is an original poster

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burningcomputerpersona · 1 month ago

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the way spaces end up getting casually gendered is so weird. i normally try to get to my classes a bit early so i can choose where to sit and it's fascinating to watch how ppl will gravitate towards a certain spot depending on the gender of the ppl sitting nearby. by the time the lecture starts the classroom almost always has a visible distinction between the 'guys' section and the 'girls' section. and it happens individually too even when there's not a huge friend group clustering around the same place.

#just something I've always kinda been aware of but was never able to fully put into words until now #i never really look at ppl so it's been interesting actually observing the way people choose their seats #i normally check out the room beforehand or arrive early to figure out where the best spot to sit would be #and i always sit there bc it's the best spot in the classroom (based on my priorities anyway)#and i didn't rlly know how other ppl chose which spot to sit in and i didn't rlly care either bc i had my own perfect lil system #but now you're telling me they just do it based off of GENDER?????#like. guys will sit near other guys and girls will sit near other girls and idk if they're even doing it on purpose or if it's subconscious #just. this is something that has never occured to me to even think about when choosing which seat to sit in #so this has been a mind boggling revelation #at least now i know why everywhere i go ppl always seem to congregate based on gender #and it's like. nobody's enforcing this?? nobody is telling you you Have to sit near ppl of the same gender they just do it by themselves #and it becomes very obvious when you randomly pick a seat and end up being the only person whose gender does not match everyone else nearby #idk. if this was what ppl used to categorize gender then i guess mine would just be Autism #but anyway i would love to hear from other ppl abt this bc i never even realized this was a thing ppl actively did until like super recently #like ik im nonbinary but cmonnnnnn #gender #trans #nonbinary #mine

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keeps-ache · 8 months ago

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in a cafe rn. this place is nice :>

#just me hi #they have a lot of random old stuff in here it's fun :D #tons of books too; though most of them seem to be romance and unfortunately i've come to terms w/ the fact i'm a hater gfhsfh </3 #oh and not that the old stuff is random in a new place; it's an old-looking place with a lot of old stuff that doesn't match anything else #lol ! there are some spots that are Almost uhh- the word is not coherent but it's something like it hfhvs #i've had a bisquit sanmich and a lemonade which was pretty fine. i liked the sandwich though it was a bit greasy bfsh :>#idk i'm just comfortable here. the guy running the counter might be gay and there's a bathroom sign that jokes abt gender n creatures for #them lol - it's relatively quiet too n i have a chair that's pressed against the wall w/ no windows so i don't feel like i can be snuck up #on ghfhsv. i like it here so far :D #//anywho i think i'm gonna get on my ar.ft attacks now hfhsvh #i didn't bother posting my first one this year but i'll get to that rn!! :3 #i have 1 + 1/2 i gotta do - i say a half because it doesn't Technically count as an attack due to the System but ehe :33 #//btw this place has a thing going on where it's Nearly symmetrical #every table is missing at least 1 chair that would make it so and if there Is an even amount of chairs they aren't the same kind #though they Are matching in colour if they aren't the same type! i like that. dunno why hfbvs #also i like how oddly everything has been placed. tables placed in a diamond form compared to the room and then others are situated like #regular tables ; i just think it's interesting lol :33 #//oh and i've finished another chapter of my book ; it's taking me forever because i actually came to like it a lot n i don't want it to en #a common habit of mine hfhfsh <3 #though ik it's hard to tell from the outside if i'm not doing it cuz i hate it or cuz i love it. fun for Me though hfhbshvs #//yea anyway. i like this place lol :>#gonna wander around prolly. n work on stuff hopefully :>>#i have a ~+~root beer~+~ so here i go !! toodles :D

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dimiclaudeblaigan · 1 year ago

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If there is at least one thing I can credit FE for doing better than Tales in localization, it's not trying to actively go out of their way for an entire game to avoid subtext or direct text between two men that is romantic or implied romantic. Funny when it's so present that the attempt doesn't even work; infuriating that it was attempted to begin with.

So as much as I often have issues with some of FE's localizations, at least they have a leg up on loc Tales for that.

#DCB Comments #imagine changing entire sentences and vocal tones just to try to avoid it #if anything I'd say at least in FE the locs just... keep what's there like #they could've toned Soren and Houses Yuri down and they didn't. they just kept their lines or in some cases #especially with Houses Yuri I'd say leaned into them #have to specify bc Houses Yuri got to keep his bi agenda. Vesperia Yuri had the unfortunate issue of #the loc not wanting to keep his gay and trying reeeeally hard to avoid it #including altering entire sentences to avoid any woe is them misunderstandings about men having feelings for each other #meanwhile Houses Yuri is free to call men cute and lo and behold everyone loved that for him #they removed and altered a LOT of Vesperia Yuri's personality traits #(including any ability to express real sadness or fear bc woe is them if he's not a cool edgy man)#but they also really changed his tone toward Flynn PLUS some of what they say to each other #and twisted it to make it sound like Yuri was either angry or wasn't actually emotional abt him #forget the way they brought Grant George in for the DE release and made him sound just completely DEAD with zero personality #like. I can tolerate playing Houses dubbed despite my gripes with it (story based stuff)#it didn't feel like they were trying to alter LBGT+ aspects and they even for some rly leaned into it #basically if you haven't played Vesperia Yuri is... really gay coded. the loc pretended not to notice #in fact he's queer + gay coded bc and doesn't fit male gender norms and the gacha games LOVE that with his hair/outfits #Rays mind you is JP only bc it was shut down very quickly in the west and Vesp Yuri's story in Rays is uh #basically it centers around Flynn he loses his shit to protect Flynn and they do the usual like #don't-admit-it's-gay-outright in fictional media by using the ''Yuri's important person'' shtick #but he activates a special power in the middle of utterly raging to get Flynn back from their enemies #funny thing? that game never made it to that arc. I was told in about five months the western ver would've gotten that #but in some way I'm glad it didn't bc who knows how they would've tried to spin that #It's BAFFLING to me how you can get characters in Tales like JAY but the locs shake in their boots at the idea of queer gays #but given how allergic fictional media is to admitting a male character is gay -gestures to Ike and Vesp Yuri-#I'm not surprised I'm just actually angry that the locs try to censor homosexual relationships as much as possible even when they barely ca #if anyone does know Vesp Yuri and is confused on why I'm calling him gay coded despite what the dub did with Judith feel free to ask #bc I do ship them a little bit myself! but I just recognize that canon wise I really can't see him as anything but gay-demiromantic #but again at least FE locs don't shake in their boots anymore abt same sex pairs including men (side eyes Lucius/Raven)

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halfdeadwallfly · 3 months ago

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spent an hour and a half on the phone talking to my friend today :-) idk that was just nice

#boink #he called abt music group stuff but when we ran out of stuff to say on that lol he just changed the subject and kept talking #it was just really nice #he does complex analysis so he tried explaining some of that lol #i tried to explain how a poetry class works lol #we talked abt gender theory a bit #i just really enjoy talking w him #abt anything honestly #hes just interesting #lol #bc hes like so smart but he never gets uppity abt it yk #like hes so much smarter than me but he never acts like it. i r #like hes not condescending abt humanities stuff lmao like most of the stem ppl at least that ik at my school #sometimes i ask him to explain his stuff bc its just interesting tbh and hes actually rlly good at putting stuff in an understanding way #and hes a good listener too #like i always feel like hes actually interested in what i have to say #if were together in a group he doesnt let people talk over me #hes one of the few people i never feel like im annoying when im with them #i got drunk at the last party we were at and i was super talky and i kept apologizing like an idiot #and he said no dont apologize i like listening to you talk #like girl #thats maybe one of the nicest things anyones ever said to me #hes just very lovely #im going to miss him when he leaves

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hiddenfolk · 2 years ago

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I dont necessarily ship them, but I AM of the firm belief that lied and beeber did have a casual fling at one point because you have to admit, the idea of your friend, who is notoriously unlucky in love, casually dropping the fact that they've dated an international pop sensation is hysterical

#m!ik #welcome to demon school iruma kun #mairuma #shax lied #For clarity theres no like drama #Lied is like so yeah im a guy? At least 50 percent of the time idk im kinda still figuring it out gender is confusing #And beeber is like wow ur gender is so cool lindy :-)#Something something they casually date lied explores femininity in a relationship outside his main social circle and its kinda liberating #Beebers p easygoing so he's like v validating #or smth idk thats my entire headcanon #Genderfluid lied btw

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orangeflowerpetals · 5 months ago

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I’m tired of my body being stuck in permanent adolescence. Between a neverending gender swap cartoon episode and Peter fucking pan.

Fuck the nhs and their half a decade wait times

I should be starting to look like a man now, broken voice, growing facial hair, lots of body hair, big nose and shoulders.

But instead I have no choice but to keep looking like the 13 year old I haven’t been in almost ten years.

I want to go through puberty. I want to get to experience growing up.

I wish I wasn’t stuck like this until late twenties at the EARLIEST

#trans ftm #gender dysphoria #fuck the nhs #negative #at the very least give me my big nose back that the growing esteogen took from me #ik I am technically an adult living an adult life #but it’s difficult to feel like when I see my non T face in the mirror

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bepki · 1 year ago

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It is crazy how discussions about "internalized misogyny" still always center around "not like other girls" girls who resent being ostracized by more gender-conforming or more "successfully" gender conforming girls and never around the misogyny of girls/women who do the policing of other women/girls' gender conformity

#like ok ik this doesn't exactly describe the pick me situation #which i will admit ive never been able to fully grasp bc i just dont know that many straight people so i havent really experienced them #but in my experience the types of girls who are like 'one of the guys' and dont have a lot of other girl friends #have also been ostracized by the other girls at least to some extent #like 'not liking girls bc of all the drama' is still a kind of lack of fitting into established female social expectations #like a failure of a certain type of gender role expectation #and like it is punished!#even if you are getting the benefit of male approval

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od-vents · 1 year ago

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Hate having a scratching stim tbh

Coz like, when it happens, it's one of those stims that goes for a while before being able to stop it.

With how I sit criss-cross a lot, the scratching will most likely end up on my legs. One time, just chilling in my room. My sis came in, and me being in shorts having completely forgot abt the fuckin scratchin, red scratch lines basically all up my legs an shit. AND SHE ASKS IF I WAS HARMING MYSELF AGAIN

Like. Thanks for caring, but. It's not cut marks? It's just. Scratch scratch scratch. That's not self-harm.

She brings it up to dad minutes after she left my room, and now I'm just sitting, on the verge of fucking tears coz I can hear them fucking talking abt me.

I hate having this stupid stim, coz if it continues, if they see more of the scratching marks, I know they're gonna want to end up seeing if I have SHed in easier to hide places. I don't want to have to go back to the hospital. I don't care if my last visit was just 2 weeks. It sucked there. I faked it just so I could leave, and I'm so certain my sister caught on to that a bit after I had left(this was a few years back, btw.) And she knows my fucking mental health has be shit and gotten shittier.

And I know it's bad. But I'm so scared that if they do end up seeing if I've made new SH scars, they will find them. Coz I was fucking stupid I didn't even think about hiding the few well enough.

And if I start wearing baggie clothing again, they'll get even more suspicious abt it all coz it's getting warmer here.

I just. I fucking hate all of this. I hate that I can't just be in an okay mindset without it deteriorating and shrivling back into whatever the fuck is going on rn. I hate how recently I've just been wishing I could just be what the majority of the world considers "normal" and that I've just been masking its behind a fucking "teehee :3"

I'm not okay. I am not fucking okay. But the courage to speak up and ask for help, to just reach for someone to talk to irl without having a breakdown and hiding behind a fucking smile and being "a good daughter/sister/aunt" again. That courage just isn't there, and I don't think it ever will be.

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snekdood · 25 days ago

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thinking of the alternate universe where my family wasnt generally conservative leaning growing up and knew about and accepted trans people so when a certain sibling of mine dressed up as a character of the opposite gender, people wouldn't've used it as a point to make fun of said individual and maybe said individual would be more open to exploring their gender expression instead of being staunchly a certain way.

#trying so so hard to remain vague for this individuals egos sake so they maybe take what im saying as an olive branch instead of as another #excuse to make fun of them but im probably failing anyways bc said individual is also hella conspiracy brained now too #problem is ik the wrong person is gonna read this and think its about them when its not and the person i am talking about probably #doesnt even look at my social media that much or at least hopefully they fucking dont.#realizing now that the conservative portion of my family (my family split up and then the ppl who were really conservative #started to show their true colors meanwhile the ppl w actual morals and values started to actually show their true colors that were #suppressed by the actual conservatives. i digress) is so repellent to accepting that me dressing up as guy characters all growing up #is a sign of me being trans because my sibling isnt trans in spite of dressing up as a character of the opposite sex- even though my family #definitely beat said sibling into submission into thinking it was shameful and cringe to ever be anything besides the gender expression #designated to them at birth.#like yeah ofc that persons not trans. that person doesnt even express genuine emotions easily to begin with.#you have to really pry it out of them. its so obvious that they shove anything down that might even remotely seem related to the opposite #gender assigned to them.#and if you're reading this @ the person im vaguing about somehow- im not 'they/themming' you bc i think you're suddenly nb now #dont worry. im not trying to take your cisness away. i just think about the world we could have grown up in if you weren't made fun #of for expressing anything outside of whats expected of your assigned gender.#and im they/themming you for your sake bc if im too direct i feel like you'd interpret it as me trying to kill you cosmically or some shit #bc ik this situation gives you a lot of shame and embarrassment which i think is the problem. why should it. you were just dressing up.

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thtcloud · 6 months ago

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I'd be a better man but there's a weight on my chest and it's killing me

#sometimes the biggest problem in the morning is deciding what to do about my chest #I'd like to donate the 2lbs to a person in need #thtcloud talks #crazy how i cant just exist without problems #trans #i always feel so fucking awkward claiming any gender... but at least ik queer is a good fit 🥲

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microwavestim · 1 year ago

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the transgender rage is RAGING tonight babes!!!

#┈ ✴ ﹙rambling﹚#is it concerning that i feel an Emotion and immediately come to tumblr? maybe. but thats not my problem tbh #ANYWAYS #is it literally too much to ask to not be misgendered?#like ik im super fem and asking you to use he/him on me must be so draining for u /s #but like we have known eachother for years and you have known for months #and one of the people in question even dmed me about it multiple times to make check if i was ok with certain gendered terms #when to use my pronouns and when not to #etc #and we all talk over insta and my pronouns r in my bio and i reference being trans all the time #so like idk.. am i being sensitive or liekk am i allowed to be a littol bit mad...#i mean im pissed at them too because they were not including me today which is like. stake to the heart #because it just brings me back to middle school #other lowest lows of my entire life #etc pt 2 #and its the ONE thing im super sensitive about (besides being misgendered but is that really being sensitive??)#so like i i i just cant today fuck all of you #not even asking you to use my name. which would be asking for WAYYY too much.#all i ask is that if ur gonna misgender me WHILE KNOWING IM TRANS at least wait until im not around #god damn #go fuck yourself

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mooooonnnzz · 2 years ago

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don’t text and swing! // miles morales x reader

miles loves texting and he loves you, what could go wrong?

cute lil miles texting headcanons

sum short n simple

readers gender not rlly specified

ooc miles?? idfk how he would text so i tried my best 😭

requests r open!!

miles says mentirosa that jus means liar

⊱ ────── {⋅. ✯ .⋅} ────── ⊰

🕷️ You’re never guaranteed a full on conversation with Miles because most the time he leaves you on open. He doesn’t do it on purpose, really. He just so happens to be a very busy man so trying to talk to him when he isn’t saving New York is pretty difficult.

9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: Hey did u still one of my jackets

9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: *steal idk how i got still

9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: Anyways I cant find it anywhere and ik u have something to with it

10:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: I know ur not ignoring me rn…

10:01 pm [ you ]: oh wow of course im the first person you blame

10:01 pm [ you ]: also i dont have it ☝️

10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: Who else would take my jackets??

10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: This also isn’t the first time my jackets OR hoodies have gone missing

10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: And somehow they always end up in your room

10:03 pm [ miles <3 ]: Suspicious right…🤨

10:06 pm [ you ]: oh shit by some magical force

10:06 pm [ you ]: your jacket managed to teleport to my bed!!

10:07 pm [ you ]: and somehow…IT FLEW ON ME?? AND NOW IM WEARING IT?

10:07 pm [ you ]: this is actually crazy…

10:15 pm [ you ]: wait miles where did you go

10:25 pm [ you ]: are you mad?

10:30 pm [ you ]: no way ur mad

10:40 pm [ you ]: MILES

10:42 pm [ you ]: HELLO

10:43 pm [ you ]: MILESSSS

10:56 pm [ you ]: oh wait mb you’re probably busy saving somebody

10:56 pm [ you ]: got a lil crazy there

10:57 pm [ you ]: ignore all that

1:00 am [ miles <3 ]: I KNEW IT

1:00 am [ miles <3 ]: It’s okay i like you a little deranged 😩

1:03 am [ you ]: why are you texting me at one in the morning

1:04 am [ miles <3 ]: Why are you replying?

1:05 am [ you ]: have you been fighting since 10?

1:12 am [ miles <3 ]: I’ve been studying! 🤓

1:12 am [ you ]: LIAR i know what you are…

🕷️ You text him while he’s in the middle of fighting? You bet he’s going to respond. While giving himself a reasonable distance away from the villian, he holds out his pointer finger and says; “Hold on, let me respond to them real quick…” While they’re throwing punches at Miles, he’s dodging all of them while texting you back. Though, he’s text aren’t legible. At least he thinks they are! All Miles wants to do is talk to you, even if you don’t understand half the things he’s typing. Texting him while he’s swinging has the same effect. He has dropped his phone multiple times and he’s always caught it before it could land on the street, though when his webs come in contact with his screen it registers as someone typing so without even knowing he’s spamming you a whole bunch of jumbled letters.

3:45 pm [ you ]: hey miles can i come over for dinner

3:45 pm [ you ]: im craving ur moms food 😍

3:46 pm [ miles <3 ]: oys of cours

3:48 pm [ you ]: did u just have a stroke

3:53 pm [ miles <3 ]: noi busy

3:53 pm [ you ]: if you’re busy why r u texting me 😭

3:53 pm [ you ]: go back to fighting or wtv ur doing

3:56 pm [ miles <3 ]: i wMt to talk toyj

3:58 pm [ you ]: u can talk to me later miles

3:58 pm [ you ]: im not going away

4:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: hatr

5:46 pm [ miles <3 ]: HEYYY

5:46 pm [ you ]: HII are you not busy anymore

5:47 pm [ miles <3 ]: Yeah

5:48 pm [ miles <3 ]: How’s your day been?

5:49 pm [ you ]: it’s been ehhhhh

5:49 pm [ you ]: i’ve been missing you 😔

5:51 pm [ miles <3 ]: ooajbdko092828900

5:51 pm [ miles <3 ]: 08:$jjaoppapp

5:52 pm [ miles <3 ]: !!!!!

5:54 pm [ you ]: what

6:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: I DROPPED MY PHONE

6:01 pm [ miles <3 ]: ANYWAYS back to what you were saying

6:02 pm [ miles <3]: I’ve been missing you too

6:04 pm [ you ]: youre no better than those people who text and drive 😐

6:05 pm [ you ]: don’t text and swing miles

🕷️ He loves sending you videos of him showing off in his suit. He did a cool trick midair? He’s going to prop up his phone somewhere and start recording, once he perfects the move and edits out any unneeded footage and he sends them to you. He’s all giddy when he does, in his head he’s like, “Will that impress them?” “Do they think that’s cool?” “They’re going to love this!”

11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment video)

11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: What do you think??

11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: Pretty cool right

11:03 am [ you ]: (1 attachment photo)

11:04 am [ you ]: LOOK AT THE FACE YOU MADE WHWN YOU JUMPEDD AHHHHH 💀

11:04 am [ you ]: this is going to be my new lock screen

11:05 am [ miles <3 ]: 😐

11:06 am [ miles <3 ]: Are you going to ignore the cool spin i did?

11:07 am [ you ]: oh sorey

11:08 am [ you ]: THAT WAS A REALLY SICK SPIN

11:09 am [ miles <3 ]: Mentirosa 😒

🕷️ Miles also sends you photos. It ranges from him swinging in midair or him relaxing on top of a building with his lunch in hand. He loves to keep you updated on his life. You’re the only one in this universe that knows his secret, so he texts or shows you everything he comes across as SpiderMan.

3:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment photo)

3:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: Look how pretty the view is from up here

3:00 pm [ you ]: oooh that’s actually so pretty

3:01 pm [ you ]: who knew new york could actually look nice for once?

3:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: I’m going to take you here one day for lunch

6:54 pm [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment photo)

6:54 pm [ miles <3 ]: You should put this as your lock screen

6:55 pm [ you ]: it’s just you doing the peace sign while swinging

6:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: You said that like it’s a bad thing

6:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: It’s a nice photo :(

6:58 pm [ you ]: look i set it as my lock screen

6:58 pm [ you ]: (1 screenshot)

6:59 pm [ you ]: everyones gonna see that i know spiderman

6:59 pm [ miles <3 ]: YES GOOD

🕷️ He texts you nonsense sometimes. You could be chilling, watching something to pass the time and he will text you something so utterly stupid you would have to take a moment to process it.

10:00 am [ miles <3]: (1 attachment photo)

10:00 am [ you ]: u just sent an empty plate of food?

10:00 am [ miles <3 ]: Yeah cuz I ate 😜

10:01 am [ miles <3 ]: Like literally

10:03 am [ you ]: enough.

fanks to everyone who sent in requests IM WIRITN G THEM RN ✍️

#into the spider verse #miles morales x reader #miles morales #across the spiderverse #miles morales head cannons #miles morales fanfic #miles morales fic #miles morales hc #miles morales text fic #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse x reader

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def-not-kaz-brekker · 1 year ago

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I genuinely don’t understand how people know their gender. How are you male or female? I am merely a consciousness trapped in this meat sack. How the fuck do I know if I’m a boy or a girl? I just exist. And know that hyper femininity gives ick and hyper masculinity also gives me the ick.

I respect peoples pronouns because they obviously know themselves better than I know them. But I don’t understand gender, nor sexuality or attraction. Once I misgendered a friend because my brain does not understand that some people just know gender. And I’m aware of the fact that that does not excuse my misgendering (nothing does unless the person has not come out to you or tells you to use certain pronouns in front of another person) but I literally think everyone as just existing things. My ignorance does not excuse misgendering.

Gender is so fucking weird, but very fucking valid. Anyone who says otherwise is a dipshit. (Same goes for sexuality.)

Reminder that your identity doesn’t have to make sense to be valid because gender and sexuality is complicated and it’s inevitably not going to fit into any boxes.

You’re valid no matter what anyone says and I love you <3

#Matt if you’re reading this #I’m so sorry I misgendered you #I didn’t mean to I swear but in Italian I’m used to having to talk in feminine form #I’m so fucking sorry #Ik this doesn’t excuse me but at least you know my reasoning #I don’t know if Matt even has a tumblr #well if he does he know my url #gender #sexuality #lgtbqia+

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midnightshindig · 22 days ago

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pssst thinking about rex splode x reader with powers similar to poison ivy... imagine them being the sweetest person alive and making him sweet flowery gifts 🙏 or gifting him any other plants since rex is into home decorating and "oh but this orchid would fit so well!"

Rex Splode x Poison Ivy! Reader

Gn reader!

(Also omg sorry if this is a little ooc, we hardly see Rex being soft and like… romantic… so I’m doing my best lol)

You’d been his most frequent visitor at the hospital, right up there next to Mark and Eve, often spending the day watching the two come and go about their business as you sat and chatted with them

Youve taken to leaving potted plants in his hospital room, making him whatever flowers or plant you think would liven up the dull, sterile space.

One time you take it a bit too far and Cecil chews you out for the full blackberry bush in a hospital

“but he waned blackberries, Cecil! The man doesn’t have a hand, can’t he at least have some blackberries?” gotta hit him with the puppy dog eyes

it works.

when Eve started bringing in home decor magazines, you were surprised by how quickly Rex took to them

like one minute he was all “these potted ferns are gay” and the next he’s describing his dream kitchen in AGONIZING detail

so it’s not surprise that when he gets out and gets home to Guardian hq, he’s all over fixing the vibes of that bitch

Your in the kitchen making some coffee and he comes up behind you, arms around your waist from behind and head on your shoulder like:

”Yknow I think some hanging ivy would look great as a trim in this room, don’t you think?”

Hes almost a little relentless

You’re out in public and he’s dragged you to a home goods and he’s looking at fake plants, googling what they are and asking you very politely(?) to make replicas

The immortal actually gets onto him a little about this

”Rex, we are superheroes among superheroes-Defenders of justice and the innocent, protectors of-“

He’ll be damned if he’s risking his life every day and the dining room table doesn’t have a vase of flowers god damnit

and there is no amount of menace that’s gonna change his mind

”Look me in the eyes and tell me my beautiful wife-“

oh yeah he thinks it’s hilarious to call you his wife as a bit, regardless of your gender

“- doesn’t make the whole place brighter with their plants! This is the first time this place has been decorated with anything other than blood, so can it!”

Everyone in Guardian HQ just like :0

he doesn’t care he loves you and your plants

He takes you on garden dates, like the fancy ones with butterflies and arches and shit

He takes you to home goods. A lot.

ik I mentioned it earlier but it really is a lot

Like you have to tell him to please stop picking home goods for his turn to plan a date

Rex please I can’t do this anymore omg

you go to ikea instead

this is kind of out there but he gets really into scrapbooking, too

like scrapbooking potential interior designs

by cutting up old magazines

He loves to show you his latest I’ll-perspective Frankenstein-esque room

at least he has a hobby that isn’t misogyny or murder or beer

You can’t really find it in you to be anything other than endeared

Being with Rex is a lot like being with your high schools star quarterback, in that he’s abrasive and cocky to a fault

but he never uses this against you, instead you become another thing for him to brag about

”Rexxxxx, whatre you doing?”

he’s taking selfies with you on your date and IMMEDIATELY posting it to his finsta

“Whaaat! I just want everyone to see how hot my partner is, we gotta bless their lives with our hotness, our combined hotness, Y/n, think of the combined hotness!”

you laugh and tuck a freshly-formed daisy behind his ear

Oh that’s another thing: he loves when you braid flowers into his hair

this goes with the hair braiding thing from last time, this man is having a Tangled moment and nobody is going to stop him

All the women on the team think you’re a good influence on Rex, as well as Mark and Eve

The Two of you had only started dating during season two, and everyone was lowkey thrilled it made Rex be slightly less of an asshole

I mean come on, how could he ever be mean in front of you? With your big eyes and soft smile

he just didn’t have the strength

UNLESS he was fighting

there have been a few times where you’ve been pinned in a fight, and Rex’s life flashes before his eyes

full on s2 lobotomy bullshit like villains WISH this man would die

but he can’t die because his like… one true love or wtv is in danger five feet away

he just can’t resist being your knight in shining armor

Unrelated but since meeting you he likes formal wear more

Because you make him custom, special uh. Fuck. Whatever the guy corsages are called. Those.

you make him those.

He never got to go to high school or prom or any real fancy event

so when the GPA has a charity ball he EATS UP the opportunity to have you make him a fancy flower thing

Your outfit is gorgeous and he tells you this, spinning you around and stuff

he may not have super strength but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t throw you around

mr “I don’t work out to save the world, I work out to princess carry my partner”

and he does

Bro Probably Princess carries you to the ball, and in day to day life as well

people are like “Rex wtf” and he threatens to fight them right then and there

luckily almost everyone else thinks you two are cute

and how can Cecil disapprove of someone making Rex so happy and focused on being a better hero

BONUS

his favorite flower is the Firework Gomphrena

due to its resemblance to a pink firework

You surprised him with these one day after a firework display for you and he lost it/pos

God he’s down bad for you

#invincible #invincible show #rex splode #rex sloan #writers on tumblr #rex splode x reader #poison ivy #x reader #reader insert #x you #gender neutral reader #rex is a pyro im not taking no for an answer #Bro probably lights trashcans on fire or smth #Fucking wild #invincible cecil

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h0neybane · 5 months ago

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presenting my ONLY HAPPY OC EVER

MS. KAIMANA AICHI!!!!!!!!!

more stuff abt her under the cut!

Kaimana Aichi

Information:

Gender: Female Age: 18 Height: 5'2 | 157cm Homeland: Coral Sea (Coral Reefs) Family: Unnamed parents, unnamed little brother

Dorm: Scarabia School Year: Third Class: 3-D Club: Art Club Best Subject: Art

Dominant Hand: Right Favorite Food: Crab Least Favorite Food: Shrimp Dislikes: Clothing Mishaps Hobby: Fashion design Talents: Memorization

Other Notes:

ok so i know it says she's a striped pyjama "squid" mer but striped pyjama "squid" are actually cuttlefish!

some other things that kaimana loves are patterns and shopping! she LOOOVES stripes and leopard prints and polkadots- you name it!!

she doesnt like shrimp bc she ate so much of it as a kid that she got sick of it LOL

kaimana went to school with the octotrio, though she was a year above them!

speaking of the octrotrio, kaimana is almost a DIRECT OPPOSITE TO AZUL. she's very confident in herself and her capabilities, and she's actually close friends with prince rielle! they text regularly since they're at different schools.

when they were children, kaimana did defend azul from bullies once while she was on her way home. this is the only time they've ever interacted.

kaimana's very extroverted; she has a ton of friends and is sort of known as the campus "social butterfly." she's like what cater is pretending to be, but she's fully genuine through it all. kaimana loves to express herself, as seen with her HIGHLY customized uniform HAHA (btw. ik her skirt is rlly short. its intentional!! she rolls it up rlly high cus she thinks its cute!!)

all that being said, kaimana is FRIGHTENINGLY intelligent. she has photographic memory and can remember things from years ago with extreme detail. many who first see her assume that she isn't capable, but looking at the academic charts, kaimana is constantly topping them. she's very forgiving, but she doesn't ever forget.(she holds grudges can u tell)

on top of that, her eyesight is VERY good.

kaimana became friends with my other oc, morwenna veil, shortly after morwenna came to NRC. she calls her 'mormor' and morwenna HAAATES IT

kaimana, as a cuttlefish, can actually shift her haircolor and skin to show different colors and patterns!

so, kaimana's unique magic is called "Towards the Light." kaimana will flash different patterns back and forth, quickly hypnotizing the recipient. the recipient will then feel a strong pull towards kaimana, and they will begin rapidly walking to her. kaimana has perfected this spell to the point that she can hold someone under her control for days on end.

taglist (ask to be added!!): @taruruchi @honeyedpearcrushh @teighveepao @boopshoops @scint1llat3

@h2llish @viperbunnies @buttholesparkles @oya-oya-okay

#my ocs #oc profile #twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #twst fanart #・❥・my art #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #scarabia #scarabia oc #striped pyjama squid #cephalopods #kaimana aichi

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