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pssst thinking about rex splode x reader with powers similar to poison ivy... imagine them being the sweetest person alive and making him sweet flowery gifts 🙏 or gifting him any other plants since rex is into home decorating and "oh but this orchid would fit so well!"
Rex Splode x Poison Ivy! Reader
Gn reader!
(Also omg sorry if this is a little ooc, we hardly see Rex being soft and like… romantic… so I’m doing my best lol)
You’d been his most frequent visitor at the hospital, right up there next to Mark and Eve, often spending the day watching the two come and go about their business as you sat and chatted with them
Youve taken to leaving potted plants in his hospital room, making him whatever flowers or plant you think would liven up the dull, sterile space.
One time you take it a bit too far and Cecil chews you out for the full blackberry bush in a hospital
“but he waned blackberries, Cecil! The man doesn’t have a hand, can’t he at least have some blackberries?” gotta hit him with the puppy dog eyes
it works.
when Eve started bringing in home decor magazines, you were surprised by how quickly Rex took to them
like one minute he was all “these potted ferns are gay” and the next he’s describing his dream kitchen in AGONIZING detail
so it’s not surprise that when he gets out and gets home to Guardian hq, he’s all over fixing the vibes of that bitch
Your in the kitchen making some coffee and he comes up behind you, arms around your waist from behind and head on your shoulder like:
”Yknow I think some hanging ivy would look great as a trim in this room, don’t you think?”
Hes almost a little relentless
You’re out in public and he’s dragged you to a home goods and he’s looking at fake plants, googling what they are and asking you very politely(?) to make replicas
The immortal actually gets onto him a little about this
”Rex, we are superheroes among superheroes-Defenders of justice and the innocent, protectors of-“
He’ll be damned if he’s risking his life every day and the dining room table doesn’t have a vase of flowers god damnit
and there is no amount of menace that’s gonna change his mind
”Look me in the eyes and tell me my beautiful wife-“
oh yeah he thinks it’s hilarious to call you his wife as a bit, regardless of your gender
“- doesn’t make the whole place brighter with their plants! This is the first time this place has been decorated with anything other than blood, so can it!”
Everyone in Guardian HQ just like :0
he doesn’t care he loves you and your plants
He takes you on garden dates, like the fancy ones with butterflies and arches and shit
He takes you to home goods. A lot.
ik I mentioned it earlier but it really is a lot
Like you have to tell him to please stop picking home goods for his turn to plan a date
Rex please I can’t do this anymore omg
you go to ikea instead
this is kind of out there but he gets really into scrapbooking, too
like scrapbooking potential interior designs
by cutting up old magazines
He loves to show you his latest I’ll-perspective Frankenstein-esque room
at least he has a hobby that isn’t misogyny or murder or beer
You can’t really find it in you to be anything other than endeared
Being with Rex is a lot like being with your high schools star quarterback, in that he’s abrasive and cocky to a fault
but he never uses this against you, instead you become another thing for him to brag about
”Rexxxxx, whatre you doing?”
he’s taking selfies with you on your date and IMMEDIATELY posting it to his finsta
“Whaaat! I just want everyone to see how hot my partner is, we gotta bless their lives with our hotness, our combined hotness, Y/n, think of the combined hotness!”
you laugh and tuck a freshly-formed daisy behind his ear
Oh that’s another thing: he loves when you braid flowers into his hair
this goes with the hair braiding thing from last time, this man is having a Tangled moment and nobody is going to stop him
All the women on the team think you’re a good influence on Rex, as well as Mark and Eve
The Two of you had only started dating during season two, and everyone was lowkey thrilled it made Rex be slightly less of an asshole
I mean come on, how could he ever be mean in front of you? With your big eyes and soft smile
he just didn’t have the strength
UNLESS he was fighting
there have been a few times where you’ve been pinned in a fight, and Rex’s life flashes before his eyes
full on s2 lobotomy bullshit like villains WISH this man would die
but he can’t die because his like… one true love or wtv is in danger five feet away
he just can’t resist being your knight in shining armor
Unrelated but since meeting you he likes formal wear more
Because you make him custom, special uh. Fuck. Whatever the guy corsages are called. Those.
you make him those.
He never got to go to high school or prom or any real fancy event
so when the GPA has a charity ball he EATS UP the opportunity to have you make him a fancy flower thing
Your outfit is gorgeous and he tells you this, spinning you around and stuff
he may not have super strength but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t throw you around
mr “I don’t work out to save the world, I work out to princess carry my partner”
and he does
Bro Probably Princess carries you to the ball, and in day to day life as well
people are like “Rex wtf” and he threatens to fight them right then and there
luckily almost everyone else thinks you two are cute
and how can Cecil disapprove of someone making Rex so happy and focused on being a better hero
BONUS
his favorite flower is the Firework Gomphrena
due to its resemblance to a pink firework
You surprised him with these one day after a firework display for you and he lost it/pos
God he’s down bad for you
#invincible#invincible show#rex splode#rex sloan#writers on tumblr#rex splode x reader#poison ivy#x reader#reader insert#x you#gender neutral reader#rex is a pyro im not taking no for an answer#Bro probably lights trashcans on fire or smth#Fucking wild#invincible cecil
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