#at least I’m honest about it

[poorslaindoll]

So I heard we were redesigning the Scooby gang for funsies. And character design is my passion so… Have this college au!

I honestly think that Velma would be the only one who’s actually a criminal justice major or going to school for a similar field, but I also think she’d minor in like robotics or something. She’s got a full scholarship bc she’s like a super genius or something.

Daphne is a fashion design major but dabbles in a few other things when she isn’t doing mystery stuff with the gang. I’ve always seen her as a jack of all trades type who can pick up skills p easily tbh. She’s just girlboss like that. Also the fact that Shaggy wears socks and sandals drives her nuts.

Fred is a theater kid and if you think otherwise you’re wrong. Idk much about theater majors but I think he’d focus more on the technical side of things, but he’s still a pretty good actor.

Shaggy just seems like they’d be the type to be a culinary arts major bc y’know… food. He’s also on the college track team bc that also makes sense to me. And Scooby is their emotional support dog. Anxiety service dog??? (I’m not all that familiar with the terms and what is considered like a service animal or not so I’m so sorry if that’s not correct.) Also baggy clothes to hold all the snacks.

I imagine that the gang is still solving little mysteries while in school since chaotic stuff just gravitates to them via the power of being main characters, but I also think it would be fun to have like an overarching mystery as well. And I think it would include the gang noticing that despite the normal lifespan of a dog, Scooby doesn’t seem to be getting any older…

[sittingdiastolic]

one thing about me is that i AM a contrarian asshole. example: i have watched about three episodes of stranger things and refuse to watch any more because it’s popular therefore annoying therefore i hate it. i will always hate mainstream shows and movies and music until i actually watch/listen to something and feel embarrassed about hating it because it’s popular

[chaotic-pulsar]

“Clara, I’m not your boyfriend” but he goes to Hell with her in an attempt to rescue her dead boyfriend for her

“Clara, I’m not your boyfriend” but he endures 4.6 BILLION years in a torture chamber (confession dial) for her

“Clara, I’m not your boyfriend” but he used a gun and actually shoots somebody for her

“Clara, I’m not your boyfriend” but he—

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Pac... I– listen. I know you started taking that medicine 'cuz you wanted to find an antidote, but you really gotta stop. This is not you, I know you Pac, you’re not– you're acting strange.

Pac: This is me, Fit. This is me. This is my new me, you know? I don’t want to go back to that– to that bad and sad place I was, you know? I– Can I be honest with you, Fit? I lost my friend, I lost my friend’s friend, I lost my Egg, I lost my child, I lost everything, you know, I'm– I was completely hopeless, so– so yeah yeah, maybe I wanna be drugged oh and live my miserable but happy life, you know? It makes me happy! At least I’m not in that saddest place anymore. So... I think I might prefer to stay the way I'm in right now.

Fit: But you– you do remember, you do remember 'cuz you just told me all those things. You do remember, Pac.

Pac: I might remember a few things, but you know, I'm feeling way better now! So– there's nothing else I could do, you know! I prefer taking my pills. I’m feeling way better now, at least I’m not crying in some random corner in the Island expecting my friends to come save me, and nobody comes save me, you know? Or expecting my- Mike just pop up out of nowhere and just say, “'Hey Mike!' 'Hey Pac, how are you doing?' 'Hi Mike, I’m doing fine, how about you?' 'Yeah, it's been a long day at this void of death, yeah, but I'm back! Hey! You good?' 'Yeah!' 'What about Richarlyson?' 'Oh he's– he's just dead–'” I DON’T WANT THAT FIT! I don’t want that! I prefer to take the pills. I prefer to take the pills...

[isogenderskitty]

underneath all that denial and being flippant about it steph is Definitely a hopeless romantic and no one can tell me otherwise. this girl can and will spend all day talking about how she definitely does not want to kiss some dweeb in suspenders & then will start giggling twirling her hair and kicking her feet because he bought her a coffee or held a door open for her or some shit. she talks like her heart is made of steel but it’s made of fucking porridge

[milo-the-professional-yapper]

Hello Hazbin community!

We need to talk about Alastor and aroace rep.

My qualifications: I’m an aroace who also, at times, feels attraction to others. I don’t know the specific name for it, but I like to think of it as my sexuality being in fluctuation. Sometimes romantic and/or sexual attraction is there, sometimes it isn’t and I’m completely repulsed by it all.

So, Alastor is canonically Asexual (and very much implied Aromantic via the VA and Viv, let’s be honest), and it seems the majority of you have taken that as a challenge of sorts? Like you see one off limits character and feel the need to ship him with everyone under the sun.

Don’t get me wrong, as long as you can separate fanon and canon- this isn’t really about you. But I am sick and tired of people drawing Fanart or writing FanFictions and excusing themselves by saying “Aroace is a spectrum!” Or “He’s in a QPR with so and so!” (let’s be so real, half of those ships I’m seeing are not anything close to a QPR). Please just say you did it because you wanted to- don’t try and make excuses to seem like an ally to the aroace community. I’d really much rather you draw it and not justify it than scramble to seem morally right. You’re not. Let’s all move on.

I would have no problem with this if it didn’t seem like such a big thing. Alastor is the ONE character who’s shipped THE MOST with every other character in Hazbin. That’s why this whole thing seems really icky to me. We don’t have much representation in media- I could count all the ace characters I know on one hand- and the one thing we have, no one seems to have any respect for.

I’m not really mad at anyone participating, I’m honestly just disappointed in a (mostly) queer community.

That’s all, you guys have a good night.

[seagull-scribbles]

Some fresh air

[alyona11]

War Room I: The First Days of Phaidon animatic!

And it’s finally done! It took me about a month to finish (I think? I started it at some point, then I forgot about it, then remembered again) and for the past couple of weeks this was all I was doing art-wise after work. I’m pretty happy with how it turned out!

@fiotrethewey ‘s The First Days of Phaidon is one of my fave audios featuring Leela and Narvin and planning their acting in this scene was very entertaining. It’s so surreal to watch the final result :3

Also I got to test ToonSquid and Procreate Dreams along the way so maybe I can give you some impressions if you’re interested 🤔

I would also appreciate it so much if you take 1,5 minutes of your time and watch it and if you enjoyed it like/comment/share it. The fandom is really small and algorithms hate videos making it REALLY hard to get responses for a pretty exhausting work that goes along with making a big project. Your support means a lot to me and also gives my demotivated brain a carrot to motivate it to do more stuff like this :3

[nicoscheer]

The reel

Your way. Your world. We are all yours X

[josephtrohman]

fob brainrot really has me thinking insane shit 24/7 tell me why i saw a diary of a wimpy kid edit on tiktok of greg and rowley being best friends and my first thought was “oh they’re so p2 coded”

[thisperfectmonsoon]

yall wanna see a selfie from the reject pile?

[bellcza]

transfer window is finally over i’m free

[queer-reader-07]

it is so vitally important to me that aziraphale and crowley not only love each other but choose to love each other.

i don’t want it to be fate. i don’t want it to be god’s will. i want it to be a conscious and continuous choice.

i want aziraphale choosing every day of his goddamn existence to love crowley and all that he is. i want aziraphale choosing to love crowley not in spite of being a demon, but because he is a demon. i want aziraphale choosing to love crowley’s curiosity and creative wonder. i want aziraphale choosing to love crowley’s love of plants and gardening.

i want crowley choosing to love aziraphale’s passion for books. i want crowley choosing to love aziraphale’s desire to do things the human way even if he could just miracle it. i want crowley choosing to love aziraphale’s angel-ness because it is a fundamental part of him.

i want aziraphale choosing to love everything about crowley and vise versa. and i want it to be a very conscious and intentional choice.

it being fate negates the entire point of the story. good omens is a love story between an angel and a demon, yes. but that’s not all that it is. it’s a story about two occult/ethereal beings who choose humanity over the great plan. two beings who choose the world over armageddon. and they make those choices because despite it all they have chosen to fall in love with the world and with humanity.

it only makes sense that they choose each other. that they choose their love. it being fate or god’s will ruins the foundational pillar of their relationship. that they choose each other over and over and over again. year after year, century after century, time and time again. they always choose. they choose the arrangement, they choose saving the other from harm, they choose lying to protect the other.

it is always a choice. and it better stay a choice or i am going to be so devastated.

[saltyfilmmajor]

I need to see movies <- person spending 26 dollars a month on a AMC premiere A-list membership

[camgoloud]

you ever just. become overwhelmed by a sudden out-of-nowhere wave of tenderness and affection and longing for reconnection directed towards someone to whom you no longer speak for Very Good Reasons

[kastle-thrones]

Okay so as an alterhuman who loves fandom-

Does anyone else feel the struggle when you are just downright obsessed with a character, just feral over a fictional entity

And then you remember that people who kin fictional entities exist.

AND IT’S NOT IN A NEGATIVE WAY

But you have that moment of realization

Because you have said, jokingly, a million times, “lol I’m so glad this character isn’t real, I’d die of embarrassment if that real actual entity ever saw me going insane like this”.

And

Lo and behold

You make eye contact with this (not)person

That exact entity

and you just have to deal with that.

You just have to stand there knowing that you have gone “my scrimblo and their bimbinis,,,” about this entity.

And they at any time can come demand an explanation for your rabid feral tendencies that just so happen to be about them.

Like there is nothing that will ever prepare you for the experience that is-

Me, having just gotten done with the tangent of the century about how much i would kill and die for a character:

Character, leaning over my shoulder:

Me:

Anyways am I entitled to financial compensation or do i need medical insurance for that cardiac arrest (/j)