#asoue incorrect quotes
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just-an-enby-lemon · 2 years ago
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Klaus: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Violet: No, but I can make one really quick. Wait just...
Sunny: *kicks in the door*
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bezdddakota · 2 years ago
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I always liked those Incorrect Quotes memes so after playing GOW Ragnarok, I really wanted to turn this wonderful moment into a IQ meme because it was sound like something that Olaf would say.
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athena-theunicorn · 1 year ago
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The Baudelaires: That's count Olaf! Every adult in a five mile radius: Don't be ridiculous.
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incorrect ASOUE
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jeaninesfavouriteserum · 5 months ago
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alternatively: olivia caliban and esmé squalor
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"Do you ever think about how it's so hard to find a constant sense of identity outside of what the world constantly throws at them, and that's why so many people just lack one?"
"...no."
-jeanine matthews and peter hayes
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tinkerbitch69 · 2 months ago
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Jacques Snicket: As Dante said-
Count Olaf: Jub jub ba doo ba doo ba doo ba doo bang
Jacques Snicket: … he would not fucking say that!
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mr-mentally-ill · 1 year ago
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Jacques: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Beatrice: >:O language
Kit: Yeah watch your fucking language
Esmé: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KIT THE FUCK WORD?
Olaf: 'The fuck word'.
Lemony: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Kit: Oh my god they censored it
Olaf: Say fuck, Lemony.
Kit: Do it, Lemony. Say fuck.
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artements · 6 months ago
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Gustav: "Can you call me?"
Jacquelyn: "Hang on, I'm finishing a Pokémon battle. I'll be with you in a minute."
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Esme, to Kit over the phone: "Yeah, he's on my list."
Esme, filing her nails: "Marriage, not hit."
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Olivia: "The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self-esteem."
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Beatrice: "Everyone is addicted to my fun and flirty personality. Lives have been destroyed."
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Monty: "Do you even have a type?"
Jacques: "Yeah. Women I'm slightly afraid of."
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countessviolet · 2 years ago
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Violet: Have you considered doing things differently?
Count Olaf: What!? My plan is full proof!
Klaus: Is that why it failed three times already?
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afterthegreatunknown · 1 year ago
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nice pre-canon heacanon thing
Mr. Quagmire, walking down the stairs: Hm, given it’s a Sunday and I don’t have work to worry about, I think I’ll attempt to make French toast with jam. The kids were talking about it to themselves last week. It would be nice to surprise them with it. Do we have enough eggs though? Is that why Joanie wasn’t in bed when I woke up?
*Mr. Quagmire turns, and walks down the hallway that leads to the kitchen. He sees the door is close, with Mrs. Quagmire standing by it...for some reason.*
Mr. Quagmire: Hello there, Joanie. Is there something fascinating with the door that I don’t know about?
Mrs. Quagmire, laughing: The only thing that can be fascinating about a door is what’s behind it, Q.
*Mrs. Quagmire opens the door. Mr. Quagmire sees Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley standing near the table, with smiles on their faces. The table has a tall glass of orange juice, and a plate of French toast with jam.*
Duncan, singing: ~You are our dad!~
Isadora, joining in: ~You’re our dad!~
Quigley, shimmying: ~Boogie Woogie Woogie~
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incorrectringsofpower · 2 years ago
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Sauron: Didn’t your brother teach you anything?
Galadriel: He taught me to survive.
Sauron: Well they do say, "Those who can’t do... teach."
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allthingsasoue · 2 years ago
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Klaus: Has anyone noticed this whole city is looking for us, mad at us, or wants to kill us?
Sunny: It's usually just half the city.
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incorrect ASOUE
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Jonathan: Didn’t Carl teach you anything?
Geoffrey: He taught me to survive.
Jonathan: Well they do say, "Those who can’t do... teach."
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Kit: *(driving 50km/h)* Jacques: You know this is a 40 zone, right? Kit: Is it? I didn't know that. Maybe they should put up a sign or something. Jacques: They did. We just passed it. Kit: In my defense, I did not see the sign. Jacques: Yes... I am aware...
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mr-mentally-ill · 1 year ago
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not my usual content or anything but here's an asoue headcanon:
Lemony's middle is Dante. Let me explain.
So everyone knows that scene in Vile Village where they talk about Dante, right? Like the guy who wrote Dante's Inferno? My headcanon is that Dante is Lemony's middle name.
Along with this I raise these full names for the snickets:
Katherine "Kit" Sappho Snicket
Jacques Whitman Snicket
Lemony Dante Snicket
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My headcanon is that all three snickets' middle names are named after poets.
Kit's middle name is after Sappho, a well known poet from Archaic Greece, and probably the first well known female poet.
Jacques's middle name is after Walt Whitman. Walt is well known for his poems "Song of Myself" and "When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloomed".
Lemony's middle name– you already know after Dante and Dante's Inferno.
I just feel like their middle names are after famous poets.
But you guys know the drill by now: that's just my two cents!
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