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I've had an unfortunate gen au affectionately called "Oops! All Triplets!" for years now, and while i will never write for it, i still wanted to tell y'all it existed :3

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me when somebody asks me if i was a harry potter kid or a twilight kid

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fuck you *unreliables your narrator*

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netflix’s a series of unfortunate events series is one of the best things to happen in tv ever and i think we took it for granted

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Klaus: John Mulaney, John, John Mulaney, you're my butterfly, sugar baby!~

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“BOGO Orphans Buy One Get One Free With Your Initial Purchase”

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Round 3, side A

Propaganda under the cut

Baudelaire siblings propaganda:

They time and again save each other from peril with not superpowers or magic, just their wits (and sometimes teeth)They are relentlessly pursued, kidnapped, shot at, hypnotized, and almost get murdered like a hundred times, but they never lose hope and they always stick together. It's them against the world, as anyone who isn't actively trying to hurt them is horribly incompetent

They survived thirteen books of constant mortal peril together. That is quite an achievement.

The Baudelaire siblings are The Siblings Ever, they have gone through SO MUCH SHIT together but they still remain strong and they love each other so much. These guys would literally die for each other, they've risked their lives countless times to ensure each other stay safe and get out of awful situations okay. Not to mention they're all definitely autistic and accept each other for who they are through everything, no matter what. Also they're wet cats.

They're everything to me. They stick together through the worst stuff imaginable and always manage to save each other. And they're all fun characters apart too, even Sunny, who's a toddler. Do you know how hard it is to make toddlers fun and interesting? But she still fits so well with Violet and Klaus who are older. Idk they're just really great.

nothing ever goes right in their lives but they always have each other and get thru it together and they deserve the world <3

Pevensie siblings propaganda:

Kings and queens they are, kings and queens.

These siblings are my freaking childhood, I have such a love for them

They LOVE each other! They live entire lives in another world and experience things no one else could possibly understand together! Peter, Edmund, and Lucy DIE and leave Susan ALONE and it makes me lose my miiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnndddd!

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Round 1, side B

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Quagmire siblings propaganda:

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Tamar and Tolya propaganda:

They're heartrenders. They're warriors. They're privateers. They're twins.

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incorrect ASOUE

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Final Placements of all Odd Orphans Fight Contestants (from last to first) :

28: Horace Somnusson

27: Luther Hargreeves

26: Fiona Frauenfeld

25: Hugh Apiston

24: Bronwyn Bruntley

23: Enoch O'Connor

22: Claire Densmore

21: Millard Nullings

20: Jacob Portman

19: Olive Abroholos Elephanta

18: Reynie Muldoon

17: Duncan Quagmire

16: Quigley Quagmire

15: Emma Bloom

14: Alison Hargreeves

13: Klaus Hargreeves

12: Viktor Hargreeves

11: Ben Hargreeves

10: Sticky Washington

9: Constance Contraire

8: Isadora Quagmire

7: Kate Wetherall

6: Diego Hargreeves

5: Klaus Hargreeves

4: Lila Pitts

3: Five Hargreeves

2: Sunny Baudelaire

1: Violet Baudelaire

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LADIES AND GENTLEFOLK, THE ODD ORPHANS FIGHT HAS CONCLUDED!

And without further ado, the winner is.......

VIOLET BAUDELAIRE!!!

(to no ones surprise lol)

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OOP FINAL ODD ORPHANS ROUND WILL BE POSTED TOMMOROW AND ITS GONNA BE A DOOZY

might even have the poll up for only one day just to fuck up the routine lil bit lol

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