#a series of unfortunate events quotes

[athena-theunicorn]

The Baudelaires: That's count Olaf! Every adult in a five mile radius: Don't be ridiculous.

[belamercado]

I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I'll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I'll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.

- Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events

[quarles1845]

Cool people were obsessed with A Series of Unfortunate Events as kids

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: Look, I’m sorry for… whatever it is I did to you.

Bucky: You left me to drown.

Sam: Water under the bridge.

Bucky: That’s where you left me.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Look, I’m sorry for… whatever it is I did to you. Peter, deadpan: You left me to drown. Natasha: Water under the bridge. Peter: That’s where you left me.

[snckt]

violet had a real knack for inventing and building strange devices, so her brain was often filled with images of pulleys, levers, and gears, and she never wanted to be distracted by something as trivial as her hair.

@asouefanworkevent day one of woevember : violet's inventions, alternatively titled,   what's that thing edison said?

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

incorrect ASOUE

[danganronpafakes]

Yasuhiro: Listen to me, there are dangerous people on this island. Junko: We know. We carpooled.

Source: A Series of Unfortunate Events ("The Slippery Slope: Part 1")

[ilovehowyoufeel]

[laurrelise]

currently fucking sobbing over lemony snicket quotes in the context of five and delores

lemony snicket what is wrong with you. do me a favor and stop writing the most devastatingly beautiful love poems to ever exist on god’s green goddamn earth

[athena-theunicorn]

“Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don't have any kids yourself."

-Count Olaf

[peteytheparrot]

Ok but only A Series of Unfortunate Events could open with such a good quote every episode like ‘Darling, Dearest, Dead’ goes SO hard wtf…

[griddleharkbrainrot]

"I will love you as a battlefield loves young men" okay so just rip my heart out and stomp on it thanks

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Natasha: I never had one.

Y/N: An imagination or a childhood?

[melodysbookhaven]

“….you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”

Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #1)

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

incorrect ASOUE