#asmos so she wants revenge

[noecoded]

tear u apart

[ur-local-demonlol]

... Well, he dreaded this.

Today's the day... He was probably going to get killed again. Luckily, he was given an easy task.

Find the woman, stop the goddess, save the king.

That's what he repeated in his head as he slowly approached the shop Lucifer said she was in.

Find the woman, stop the goddess, save the king.

He opened the doors to the shop.

Find the woman, stop the goddess, save the king.

He approached the woman on the counter, waving as soon as he was greeted.

Find the woman... Yeah. He's got this...

After a while of talking, he was lead to a small office. He was rather nervous. He didn't know if this woman was going to believe what he wanted to say but... He had to try.

She might be their last hope.

"Well mister, I don't know if what you said is true, but I am, in fact, a woman with beliefs. It's been a slow day today so I have all the time I need," the woman said as she sat on the office chair behind her desk and motioned for Asmo to sit on the couch in front of the table, the demon doing so.

"Thank you for understanding, ma'am. But um, how are you able to take this so... Casually?"

The woman giggled, "Sugar, I may be atheist but I sure as hell have an interest with your kind. I've summoned one myself to help me with my problems with a nosy neighbor. And I've realized I haven't aged a day ever since I turned 34!"

Asmo laughed along with her. He liked this lady. This must be why Voira was so attached to her back then. He cleared his throat, looking at the timer for the eclipse.

So close...

"So ma'am um..."

"Call me Iris, dear."

"Okay. Ms. Iris, I've been informed by Lucifer that you were previously Voira's wife. I'm not sure if you have memories, though."

"Oh, no. But I do have dreams. I used to think they were nonsense until I pieced it together. They were telling a story! So, I had to write it down on my journal whenever I have such dreams," Iris explained, opening a cookie jar and taking one herself. "Cookie?"

"No thank you, ma'am. It's alright." Asmo said. He looks through a thin book that was given to him before handing it to Iris. Iris takes the book and looks through it. It was a photo album.

As Iris was looking through the album, Asmo noticed the scar on her cheek bleeding slightly. "Iris, you're–"

"Oh, it's alright dear. I got it," Iris takes a handkerchief from her pocket and dabs it on the blood, wiping it away. "I've been having them for some time now so I'm not too bothered by it anymore."

"Oh, I see. So... Do you recognize the woman on the photos?"

"Yes, I have seen her in my dreams. She was my wife, if I remember correctly. She's lovely, now that I see her in reality."

Asmo tapped his fingers on his legs. "She's planning on killing our king. She's doing it for you as revenge."

"Oh, how lovely."

"N-not really, no. We were wondering maybe... You seeing her in person could stop her?"

Iris puts the book in front of her, thinking. Then, she stands up from her seat and grabs her purse from a table nearby. "Well, I've been waiting for this since I was a little girl. Saving people from a threat."

"So, you're helping us?"

"Of course. I would love to see my wife in person. I've been awfully lonely for so long."

( @laurenstryker )

[satinsatan420]

*Everyone in the human realm*

Asmo: Oh wow! Look at that store over there, it looks like they have some really cute stuff in there~🤍

Satan: From what I can see, they have a selection of books, so I would like to check out that store as well.

Mammon: Alright, let's go.

*While walking up to the store, Asmo stops in his tracks.*

Asmo, while pointing to a 'Wanted' sign on one of the windows: Uh, darling? Is this you?

Melissa: Huh? Oh. Yeah, that's me.

Mammon: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ON A WANTED POSTER HUMAN?????????

Beel: Did you do something bad?

Belphie: Obviously she did SOMETHING bad if her face is on a wanted poster.

Lucifer: Melissa, what did you do?

Melissa: .....

Mammon: Yeah, come on human, what did ya do?

Melissa: Okay, okay. Before I came back to the Devildom I MAY OR MAY NOT have taken some revenge on some people.

Satan, reading from the poster: Wanted on 4 counts of 1st degree murder, breaking and entering, assault with a deadly weapon...

Melissa, under her breath: Should've been 5 counts.....

Lucifer: What?

Melissa: Nothing 😇

Satan: Hit and run, robbery, Manslau- Melissa what the fuck?

Asmo: Melissa! How could you do all of that?

Melissa: Well for one, that asshole Sam said that you weren't THAT beautiful when I showed him a picture of you at the Fall.

Asmo: I hope he falls under one of the murders.

Lucifer: Asmo, no-

Melissa: Then that fucktard James said that Lucifer looked like an old peacock.

Lucifer: Justified.

Melissa: Then the other I had some personal beef with.

Beel: Mmmm... Beef sounds good.

Belphie: No, not that kind of beef Beel.

Satan: I'm impressed. Why was I not invited to these exciting event?

Mammon: Looks like ya have a pretty exciting life here, huh?

Melissa: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

[thewritingmagician2022]

The Tortured Poets Department - The Anthology (Taylor Swift) - Dateables Part 2

As promised, here's part 2 - The TPD Anthology collection songs.

Barbatos: COSOSOM

So if you wanna break my cold, cold heart Say you loved me And if you wanna tear my world apart Say you'll always wonder

Like I said, this part of the album was quite hard to choose for.  I feel bad for Barbatos because I definitely think I slacked on his songs, which is surprising to me because album sounds so much more like what I think of for him than most of the others but here we are. The sound of this song in particular, so mellow and melancholy, makes me think of him. It’s got a lot of emotion packed into it but in such short, simple phrases and staying mostly calm; even the bridge is quiet intensity which is how Barbatos lives his life. I think of Barbatos being considered as heartless because he doesn’t show much feeling but it’s so untrue, especially with MC. I imagine that he never speaks up about his feelings for them and that’s why the hardest thing he could ever hear from them is them admitting their own feelings and wondering what could have been. It’s a shot to his heart knowing he could have had them but they’ve moved on and it doesn’t even matter anymore. 

Asmo: imgonnagetyouback

I, I hear the whispers in your eyes I'll make you wanna think twice You'll find that you were never not mine (You're mine)

Another Asmo song for sure. It’s sexy, bright, and not a little aggressive. Asmo firmly believes he can have anyone that he wants - everyone out there is his for the taking, whether they know it or not. That includes MC. It doesn’t matter if they play hard to get or show any interest in his brothers, Asmo is confident that he’ll have them by his side by the end of the night. And if that’s not the case? Well Hell hath no fury like a rejected avatar of lust. He can be very petty and spiteful when he feels slighted so he would definitely plan revenge if needed but, even then, he’s thinking about how he can turn this into a fun bedroom situation instead because there are so many better ways to work out those feelings, you know? 

Simeon: The Albatross 

So I crossed my thoughtless heart Spread my wings like a parachute I'm the albatross I swept in at the rescue The devil that you know Looks now more like an angel

This was a song that I considered for a few people but I feel like it fits Simeon’s story so well. Simeon is an angel - he’s supposed to be immune to temptation and to help people find their redemption. He’s known from the beginning that he should be keeping MC’s morality safe and remaining a guiding beacon of light. This becomes especially true once he sees how close she gets to the brothers and Diavolo and Solomon. MC is becoming a threat - being so close with such “bad” beings while also being the most tempting human that Simeon has ever laid eyes on. He knows he should stay away lest MC drag him down to ruin like the snake did to Eve but it doesn’t take him too long to realize that you’re not dangerous, you’re actually his salvation. You’re there to show him true happiness and freedom, and it makes him question everything he once thought was good. 

Satan: How Did it End?

We were blind to unforeseen circumstances We learned thе right steps to different dancеs And fell victim to interlopers' glances Lost the game of chance, what are the chances?

This is how I imagine things ending with Satan. The relationship has been so private and peaceful; no one ever had any clue what was going on behind closed doors. In fact, MC and Satan might not be entirely sure either. For a relationship that once seemed so strong, it’s been slowly dying since its beginning, doomed to fail once the lovers are separated until it’s just MC alone in the human realm left haunted by the ghost of their beloved. Of course everyone is just so curious because they care but everywhere MC turns they’re being asked about Satan and what happened to their relationship. For all the detective work the two of them used to do, MC can’t quite figure out exactly what happened. Just like everything else in their life, it’s over and they have to figure out how to pick up the pieces in front of everyone. 

Beel: So High School

You know how to ball, I know Aristotle Brand-new, full throttle Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto It's true, swear, scout's honor (Yeah) You knew what you wanted and, boy, you got her

Has everyone seen all the Travis being a himbo memes? Cause they are cracking me up. I feel like Beel is Travis - just a really good guy but definitely not the intellectual of a relationship, though he’s more insightful than people give him credit for. I don’t really like this song if I’m being honest but it’s so Beel-coded and I absolutely love the line about ball/Aristotle - I don’t get how anyone could hate it. I think this is very much MC, the most powerful and influential human basically ever, and her loving himbo demon boyfriend. They’re so happy in their own little bubble. It’s a relationship built on trust, comfort, and respect. They have fun and explore each other’s interests, and everything is soft and sweet like a first high school love should be. It’s not full of the same angst and insecurity the rest of the relationships are threatened with. 

Belphie: thanK you aIMee

All that time you were throwin' punches, it was all for nothin' And our town, it looks so small from way up here Screamed, "Thank you, Aimee" to the night sky and the stars are stunnin' 'Cause I can't forget the way you made me heal

Belphie as Kim? I absolutely love it. Belphie was our biggest hater by far in the beginning. He was convinced that we were the shitty one, fake and dishonest and a perfect _ of everything humanity represents, and so he does everything in his power not to only bring us down and lift himself up but also to torture us mentally during the process. His betrayal kills us, both literally and figuratively, and I know that MC would take so long to actually heal from that trauma because how do you move on when you’re constantly confronted with your killer? However, MC does move on and becomes so strong after and the bond they form with the entire family/Devildom never would have happened if it hadn’t been for Belphie’s choices. In the end, there’s something to thank Belphie for. 

Solomon: I Look in People’s Windows

I look in people's windows In case you're at their table What if your eyes looked up and met mine One more time?

This song is so sad and lonely feeling. It makes me think of poor Solomon who is doomed to outlive everyone he has ever loved and always be left behind unless he decides to run preemptively. I imagine Solomon referring to himself as a deranged weirdo who watches everything and everyone from the outside, always around but invisible. This song in particular is the epitome of what it would be like for him once MC is back in the human realm. He loves them, he misses them, no one in the world is nearly interesting enough to replace them and hold his attention. So he wanders around from place to place, always looking into the windows of restaurants and bookstores and houses, wondering if he’ll ever see them again. His thoughts are made up of what if’s and if only’s, and the none of it ever compares to the day that he looks into a window somewhere only to find MC already looking back at him (as if they didn’t spend all of their time looking out windows for him). 

Diavolo: Prophecy

Please I've been on my knees Change the prophecy Don't want money Just someone who wants my company Let it once be me Who do I have to speak to About if they can redo the prophecy?

The Prophecy is, by far, one of my favorite songs on the entire album and possibly my favorite on the anthology. It was really a struggle to decide who it fit with most (it was almost given to Mammon) but, ultimately, I thought that this song just felt so much like Diavolo. It’s beautiful, poetic and lyrical. It’s depressing and heartwrenching and full of goodness. Diavolo has revealed over and over again how truly lonely it is to be him, how badly he longs for genuine connection, how touch and affection starved he is. He’s a man who has everything in the palm of his hand - everything except love, which is the one thing he craves most of all. He thought he had it with MC and, for a short time, it was like his prayers had been answered but it was lightning in a bottle and gone before he even knew what was happening. And so the prophecy continues and Diavolo is forced to accept his fate. 

Levi: Peter

And I won't confess that I waited, but I let the lamp burn As the men masqueraded, I hoped you'd return With your feet on the ground, tell me all that you'd learned 'Cause love's never lost when perspective is earned

This was another tough one. I didn’t find anything that really super resonated with me for Levi but this was the closest I came. Levi is very much a child in some ways. By being such a shut in, he’s experienced very little social and emotional growth, even less so than most of his brothers. He loves fantasy and escaping into those adventures because he can’t actually be hurt. MC is entirely different story and, despite being so interested in them, Levi finds it very hard to commit to them beyond a playful friendship as if they’re lost boys together because anything more than that means that Levi will have to learn and grow and risk having his heart broken. MC would wait forever for him to open up, if they could, but the time comes when they have to go home and, unfortunately, Levi was just never able to take that final leap of faith and grow with them so he’s forever stuck as Peter Pan in his own little unchanging Neverland while ‘Wendy’ moves on to the future without him. 

Lucifer: The Manuscript

The only thing that's left is the manuscript One last souvenir from my trip to your shores Now and then I reread the manuscript But the story isn't mine anymore

Another tough choice. (I was being serious when I said this half of the album was hard). This song references back to Taylor dating older men and really considering what the purpose of that life lesson was and what it means for her going forward. I think Lucifer is definitely a life lesson for MC. They want to please him so badly that they’re willing to try harder to be smarter, more capable, more mature. Anything that will get his attention and maybe make him proud of them. His opinion is what matters most but, at the end of the day, MC is going right back to the human realm where Lucifer isn’t around and they don’t have to pretend to be better than they actually are anyone. They can relex and breathe and be the normal, fucked up human they always have been. It’s excruciating and MC doesn’t understand for a long time what the point of the transfer was for, if it was just going to leave them right where they started, but MC comes to realize that the journey and who we become along the way is the most important thing. Lucifer was a large part of their life story but it turns out he was only a chapter in their book, just how MC always imagined they would be for him. 

Mammon: I Hate it Here

I'm lonely, but I'm good I'm bitter, but I swear I'm fine I'll save all my romanticism for my inner life and I'll get lost on purpose This place made me feel worthless

Mammon! This is for my first and favorite man who is far more sensitive than he lets on. He lives on escapism, though not quite as overtly as Levi’s love of fiction or Satan’s reading. He is always moving, always meeting new people, always trying new things. He is spending his whole life looking somewhere, someone, to make him feel safe and happy and at home. Not that he would ever dare admit that to anyone. He hates the Devildom and what it’s turned him into. Where the brothers used to tease him with affection in the Celestial Realm, it all feels too genuine and harsh down here. He doesn’t feel like he has any value and no one can see the real him (is there even a real him anymore? If there is, it worth seeing or is the mask he wears the better choice?) MC is the only person allowed into his sanctuaries, the only person who makes the real world feel worthwhile. 

[prideofcelestia]

❝ reincarnation ❞

notes -> this is my piece for leviathan's birthday collaboration 2023. the prompt is 'reincarnation'

i had a lot of fun with this collab. everyone worked really hard and it was a beautiful feeling to work with people who love the game and levi. thank you everyone for the support and effort you put!

happy birthday, levi!!! thank you for being my beacon of hope during bleak times. you are such an amazing otaku. you give me courage to love the things i do ♡

contains tw -> angst, mentions of war, mentions of death, angst with a happy, hopeful ending.

leviathan x gender neutral reader

Levi jumped, a magazine lying at his feet.

“Ivel-chan was reincarnated as a slime in this life and she will have her revenge!”

He remembered crying buckets last week when they had killed her off. So what if she was a side character? In his heart, she was brighter than the protagonist who only gave fan service these days. At least Ivel-chan had character!

The door to his room flung over. Lucifer peeked inside, his eyes glimmering with sadistic enthusiasm. The twins, who were only toddlers, rested in baby clasps, one on his back, one in the front.

“Levi, dinner has been ready for ten minutes now. Do you want to come to the table or be fed right here?”

“Eep! I-I am coming.”

༺��༻

“Mammon, don’t play with your food. Asmo, put the mirror down. Satan, don’t glare at your food,” Lucifer chided before feeding a happy Beel.

“Levi, remember that you have to show [Name] around the neighbourhood.”

Levi groaned because he liked staying indoors, “Why do I have to do it?”

“Because their family just shifted in yesterday and [Name] is the same age as you. So as good," Lucifer put emphasis, making Levi shudder, "neighbours, we must do our duty.”

༺☆༻

Seeing you for the first time made Levi feel butterflies in his stomach. You seemed someone out of his memory but that somehow made you feel more real than ever. Every word of protest he had been repeating to himself till then disappeared.

He has had crushes before, both reel and real but it felt different this time. It was as if he knew you from somewhere, and not in a I-have-seen-you-before kind of way but in a I-know-you-well kind of way. It made him feel uncomfortable. He felt violated, as if you could see right through him. He might not be too difficult to read, given that he was nothing more than a yucky otaku but he still had some secrets he wanted to keep safe and your vibe was completely off.

“Do I know you?” you asked, feeling a knot in your stomach that you could not justify.

The idea of letting a stranger show you around a new neighbourhood made you anxious, but the feeling that dominated you right now was curiosity, and surprisingly, interest.

༺☆༻

Levi wasn't that bad. He actually did a good job showing you the places that mattered. The arcade, the stores where the best instant ramen was to be found, the aquarium, and… an anime cafe, too. The last one quite surprised you.

You started hanging out together, mostly because you had become acquainted with him a little, and he seemed fun. He held the same opinion about you and made plans together, although all of it was in his room, playing games.

It felt as if you had lived those exact moments several times with him. Every time he leaned against you during an intense gaming session and apologised, or when he offered you new ramen flavours to try, you would be hit with a memory from a time unknown.

Even though your mind was foggy, you knew that the places you pictured him in were more beautiful than your memory could produce. To add colour to mystery, he was in some sort of an angel cosplay. It all felt really bizarre but it made you think about him more than should be considered healthy.

In his turn, Levi felt guilty that he just couldn't get you out of his mind. He was supposed to be a good friend to you. Wasn't it betraying you if he was, what he believed it to be, falling in love with you?!

༺☆༻

The dreams followed soon. You could neither understand the significance nor discuss it with someone to come to a conclusion.

Those felt disconnected and unreal and you kept mixing the details in your head, not to mention the haunted look Levi had the day after you got one of the dreams.

One day, you decided to take him into your confidence. Slowly but firmly.

You said casually, “Levi, why do you look so tired today?”

He blinked and looked frightened, “Huuuu-? Me?? We-Well, there's something on my m-m-mind. I didn't know how to t-tell you this. I've been having strange dreams these days. I got one last night.”

You stopped in your tracks abruptly to turn towards him. He felt hot under your intense gaze.

“Wh-Why are you looking at m-m-me like that?”

“It’s just,” you began, extremely calm and intrigued, “I have been having dreams that I can’t explain for a while too. Maybe we should talk.”

༺☆༻

“Is this the place?” you called out to Levi after reaching the top of the hill.

The poor guy had been running to keep up with you. Presently, he sat down to rest. Once he could breathe well, he looked around.

There were a few trees scattered around. Wild grass and dandelions had spread there for a good while, lending a weathered yellow look to the place.

It was hauntingly beautiful in your eyes.

“Y-Yeah, this is the place I saw in my dr-dreams. I have been too afraid to come here alone,” Levi said, almost breathless.

The place seemed to talk to him too.

You explored the place while Levi was content with glancing around from his spot.

A sense of nostalgia washed over you. When you glanced back at him, you knew that he felt the same.

On walking around, you came across a small pond that seemed to draw you in.

That's when you saw something shining between the rocks.

After nudging the rocks aside, you found a locket there. It must have been a pretty colour once but now it was rusted and impossible to open.

You didn't know why you hid it so quickly when you heard Levi calling out for you.

Maybe you needed time to think and figure it out yourself first.

༺☆༻

You couldn't put the matter aside for later. The object seemed to call out to you so you put the controller down and turned towards Levi.

“Listen, I picked something up from that place.”

You pulled the locket out and showed it to your friend.

His eyes grew as large as saucepans, “Wh-What do you mean you just randomly picked it up? It could be bad, REALLY b-bad! We still don’t know what those dreams mean!”

You sighed and motioned it towards him, “But isn’t this better than to just speculate?”

He croaked, “The dreams make me uncomfortable… the place… I feel like I have been there before.”

You inched closer to him.

“I understand. Don't worry, I am here with you.”

He stared at you before his lips finally curved up in a smile. “Thank you. You are my true friend, my best friend even!”

Then he shrugged his shoulders, “I guess this is what a protagonist would do. Who am I to stop you? Let's see if it does anything.”

When he touched the locket in your hand, everything around grew dark.

༺☆༻

You were transported to a place beautiful beyond expectations. A strong, shaky hand wrapped around your shoulder, surprising you. A quick glance revealed that it was Levi. He was wearing pure white robes and there was a halo floating on his head. You wanted to laugh and tease him but you couldn’t move.

“I love you, [Name],” he said. The pain in his voice and the fire in his eyes took you aback. “I-I promise that I will pr-protect you in the war.”

What war?

Your mouth seemed to have a mind of its own. Your hand intertwined with his and you found yourself smiling while your veins coursed with fear. “I love you too, Levi. I will not let any harm come to you. Forever, remember?”

“Yes, fo-forever,” he spoke shyly but there was a smile on his face.

༺☆༻

The scene shifted. You were in armed combat with an extremely angry looking woman.

Damn! She was skilled. Every time she swung her spear, you thought that you were about to die, but your body moved meticulously to avoid the attacks.

“[Name], are you fine?” Levi screamed from somewhere.

The female angel raised her eyebrows and showed you a nasty smile before pointing her spear in the direction of Levi’s voice. Your eyes widened as you turned around only to find him busy commanding his army.

He would notice the spear too late! You launched yourself in front of him just before the fatal blow.

“[Name]!”

The poison flowed through your body with vigour, making you fall in and out of consciousness. Levi caught you just as you were about to give up.

With his features contorted with rage, he turned towards the female angel. She smiled triumphantly.

"SOLDIERS!" Levi bellowed. "Attack her!"

The woman got her spear ready and took charge while Levi's army flew past Levi at top speed.

The legion of angels he had been fighting looked on with hope.

The leader of the opposition commanded in a muffled tone, “Attack [Name] together while Leviathan is distracted. That way he will lose his intention to fight.”

Someone put a dagger through Levi's back but despite not understanding the source of the pain, he shielded you with his body. He prioritised you over his own life.

"Soldiers! Protect [Name]!"

It was too late. His eyes felt heavy owing to the poison in the dagger. He couldn't even see where his sworn angels were for the last time or who had been his nemesis in the end.

You both fell together. If you couldn't be alive together, then you two would be together in death.

༺☆༻

“I wish we had a normal life together. Then, we wouldn’t have had to live like outcasts,” Levi whispered when he saw you struggling to keep your eyes open. “As long as I had a chance to live with you, I was happy being an outcast. It seems that our time is up now.”

Levi cried, not because of his condition, but to see life draining from your eyes slowly. “I-I am the happiest angel that’s about to die, [Name]. I am sorry I couldn’t protect you in this life.”

A tear ran down your cheek, “I am sorry too for breaking my promise. I couldn't be with you forever. I couldn't protect you in the end either… I hope we meet again, Levi. I will love you in every lifetime.”

Your hands were intertwined, a locket in your grasp. A locket that enclosed your happiest memory together.

༺☆༻

The flashback ended and you both came back to your senses.

“Ouch!” you yelled and tried to pull your hand back. Levi had it in a tight grasp.

On seeing the fear etched on his face, you got quiet and took a deep breath. It had all felt so surreal.

“What just happened?” you murmured, the full burden of the flashback just setting in.

He looked at your entwined hands and noticed the absence of the locket. He felt a pang in his heart. He only knew that it had been important once but he didn't understand how. Surely it was no merch so why did he care so much?!

“I th-think it was the locket," he blurted out. "When we bo-both touched it, we finally saw the… the entire dream.”

A thoughtful silence filled the room.

You whispered, “I don’t think it was a dream.”

You squeezed his hand gently before looking at him with bated breath.

His lower lip quivered, “I don’t think it was a dream either.”

He turned his gaze towards you. His grip tightened, “D-Did I ever tell you that I am glad we met? I'm happy that you're not a dream. I want to keep knowing you, to make more memories with you. Will you let me?”

༺☆༻

Two people, seated in a small room, forgot the game they had been playing and instead glanced at each other at the moment. Their eyes held tenderness and the advent of new love.

The vast world danced with endless possibilities for their future. No moment was wasted as they decided their own future, unsullied by their past but still keeping their spirit alive.

It was a life they wanted and that was good enough.

[beelspillowpet]

Also hate how Lilith is just pretty much a plot device. I don't know what the game is doing now but I hate that she's pretty much there to speedrun a relationship between MC and the brothers.

And that's when MC is already developing a genuine bond with some of them.

But if there are any other instances of her being a plot device, I'd love to hear it.

i do wanna make it clear that this contrived plot point that is lilith does not drive forward the relationship on ALL of the characters. just the most difficult two to really complete the list. i refuse to believe that mammon, satan, leviathan, asmo AND beel didnt care about MC before this turd-bomb of a plot point happened, but i absolutely do believe that is the case for lucifer and belphie for different reasons.

i believe it is a method to sort of "punish" belphie by the games weird rule of telling but not showing. it was the first sign of cowardice on the writing team back then for pulling their punches and taking judgement out of our hands; something they honestly do not often enough and too much at the same time with more mundane things, but with it being a multiple choice type game, options were never really ours to make. just the illusion of it.

by making us the very distant relative of lilith we are punishing belphie for his rash action to anger and and giving us a contrived reason to feel bad for him afterwards. which doesnt work when hes still got the blood on his hands, diavolo hot on his trail, and lucifer coming to his defense.

its a plot point for lucifer because until you earn the trust of all his brothers, he could pretend to care, hell he might even care a teensy bit, but no matter how he feels about you, if there is a shadow of a reason as to how you could betray him and his brothers and use them against their will, there is a shadow of a reason for lucifer to not hesitate to kill you.

picture a scenario where all of the boys save for belphie (and consequently lucifer himself) are forced via their pacts to attack belphie as revenge for him attacking you. with belphie out numbers and his own brothers losing control of themselves to potentially kill him, lucifer would be his last defense against those odds. lucifer is nothing if not cautious and powerful, so he could hopefully subdue his brothers in due time. it also helps that in comparison to lucifer, each of his brothers as you go further down the line have a unique type of fear of him that could in theory ensnare them from continuing their assault on belphie at your command. ie. mammon is really afraid of lucifers wrath and more than anything wasnt to avoid having his credit card taken and being strung up from the ceiling for hours. aside from everyone else in the house, mammon is more powerful than THEM compared to lucifer. then next comes levi, a sort of spineless coward-like person i feel (when it comes to a fight anyway, you basically NEVER see him stand up for himself) and wouldnt want to face lucifer and deal with the punishment of that. and then you go further and further down the list and they get weaker and weaker as we go. satan cant combat lucifers spells, he himself far too busy learning how to cast them rather than protect himself from them. asmo is much like levi in that he would rather not lift a finger, if not for fear of broken nail than broken bone. despite this, he could fold beel like laundry (which still doesnt make sense to me but whatever i guess?) and speaking of beel the guy is built like a truck. hes also the only other one lucifer has physically struck with intention to subdue that was tied to a serious event. and i believe it was more than once at that.

my point being they were very specific and careful about who came in the pecking order, and it was for precaution that lucifer be the one able to straighten them all out in the end.

if there is an MC out there hellbent on destroying belphie, that is a person lucifer will never trust. and so its rather coincidental that in the heat of the moment we choose to forgive belphie, or at the very least put it off, until "months later" since the game jumps ahead in time a LOT since the killing in c.16 and the end of the years program in c. 20.

lilith being our distant relative was for belphie to feel shame, then quickly feel attachment, only for lucifer to see that if we all get along (or perhaps fall in love with belphie in that short period of time for the belphifuckers out there) hes allowed to feel something finally too. or at least let it show more.

so it was a speedrun not for all of the brothers. lucifer, while he wouldnt hesitate in killing you in an instant before belphie got close with you, i wont say didnt feel anything beforehand. he just puts his brothers before anything and everything; something he makes clear time and time again. it was a speedrun ONLY for belphie. lucifer and MC have a sort of slowburn going on, but to say that their relationship is speedran from c.16 onwards is disregarding the little moments beforehand that were special to his character.

as for if and when shes used as a plot point again later, that requires i redownload OG and look around for it there and honestly playing in a pit of spikes sounds more fun than that. playing nightbringer is already such a painful chore....

edit: im also trapped in the early episodes of season 2 bc i flopped so hard at that boring ass gameplay in the first one lol

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Devildom Shenanigans

Each of the seven brothers have received a care basket from Milady when they were in a really bad mood or had a bad week. They walked into their room and saw a basket full of goodies just sitting on their bed or table with a note that read, "Enjoy your care basket. -Kate"

One day, she had a bad week in the human world and came home to see the baskets she used for the brothers sitting in the middle of her apartment with goodies inside.

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(Third episode of the anime) Solomon and her came to the Devildom for a visit and heard the brothers were at The Fall. She enjoyed being served by the bunny boys after giving them carrots (sorry Beel). She remembered customers can pay for a photo with the bunnies and over excitedly paid for a group photo with the boys and one with Lucifer who wasn't pleased. Told him to look like he wanted to be around her right now and denied the brothers the photo when they asked her to send it to them.

At night, she walked into his office and apologized for what she did at the club, saying she just wanted a photo together since she doesn't have photos of them together, then left. After RAD, he asked her to see him in his room and had her explain about what she said last night.

She has photos of her with everyone, but none with him because he seemed against photos in general, so she figured he would say no if she asked. He informed her as long as she ask him beforehand he's fine with taking pictures together. However, she's still hesitant at times.

~~~~

In her first year, Lucifer and Asmo were the only ones who have held her, aka let her sit on their lap. She simply asked Asmo the first time and it became a thing, now he's the demon she normally goes to if she needs to be held. Lucifer did it to mess with her the first two times, however, now he does it when she needs comfort.

The first time was in his office, he was sitting in his armchair with Demonus in hand when she walked in to ask him about something. They were having a small conversation he suddenly grabbed her arm and pulled her onto his lap, swinging her legs over the armrest which knocked the glass off the side table and shattered on the floor. He ignored it for the moment, wrapping an arm around her and holding one of her hands as she rested her head on his shoulder. First time since she met him she didn't feel scared.

Second time, she came to his room to escape his brothers when he was going through paperwork on his sofa. She sat next to him and looked at stuff on her phone when he set the papers on the coffee table and pulled her onto his lap, taking her phone away and teasing her playfully.

Then Mammon burst in and freaked out at what he was seeing. It was funny. (She got her revenge towards Lucifer in the season 3)

~~~~

Caused the brothers to laugh at dinner one night. She was standing behind Satan's chair when she made a comment and had them laughing their ass off. Lucifer turned and glared at her, with a small pleased smirk, and she instantly stopped laughing and aggressively frowned which caused the brothers to laugh harder that Satan fell out of his chair.

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Chilling in a hot tub with the boys on a snowy night in the human world.

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It was a early morning in the human world when they took a walk through the town to clear their mind from all of the stress they have been facing. Simeon was opening the cafe when they came by and invited them inside, giving them a cup of hot chocolate and sitting down across from them to ask what was wrong since it was obvious they was upset.

They explained their stress and what they have been dealing with just to end up crying. He quickly got up and came to their side to comfort them, rubbing their back and waiting for them to calm down some before speaking, having a heart to heart discussion.

Luke showed up at their apartment a few hours later to take care of them. Little guardian angel ^-^

~~~~

Painted a picture of the brothers having a picnic together and in the middle of the painting was Lilith and her. Secretly placed the painting on the wall in an area the brothers would go to often. Eventually, they noticed the painting and loved it.

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On a Saturday night, The House of Lamentation heard a large bang from outside and quickly investigated the area the sound came. Levi had Milady face away from the terrible accident in front of their house, chatting with her as the others took care of the mess.

Afterwards, they headed back to the house and that's when we all noticed what everyone was wearing. Some were in the clothes they wore that day and others were in sleepwear; her, on other hand, was wearing a blush pink satin robe and had wet hair because she just got out of the shower.

~~~~

Sent a picture of a naked drink she brought in the human world and typed "Naked picture" under it in the HoL chat. She could hear them laughing and Lucifer sighing with a fond smile.

~~~~

Lucifer walked out of his room to deal with his brothers and she saw the coat laying on the sofa, so she first felt the inside of it because just by looking at it you can tell it has a soft interlayer.

Then prayed he wouldn't walk in as she threw the coat on, wearing it property. The ends of it came to her ankles, and kinda spun around and just started being goofy when he walked in and saw her in his coat. Smug bastard.

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There has been times she had the whole House of Lamentation to herself because she returned to the Devildom while the boys are in school. She has hung out in one of their rooms and always make an afternoon snack for everyone when they get home, and sometimes bake dessert for that night.

How she lets them know she's in the house is by sending them photos and saying what she's doing.

"Currently hanging out with Henry." "Asmo, I'm stealing your bathtub." "I'm currently trapped under a three-headed dog." "I got the goods." "The hell I am looking at?"

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Has had matching outfits with everyone, expect for Diavolo and Barbatos, once or twice.

Gifted a strawberry dress to Asmo and asked him to wear it that night, then watched her walk out of her room wearing the same dress.

Asked Lucifer what he was wearing to a party they were going to and told him she was just curious, then the night of the party she walked out in a similar outfit to his.

Luke and her planned to spend a whole day together in the human world and decided to wear matching outfits, it was adorable.

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One time, Mammon saw her in the hallway and sneak up behind her and grabbed her sides which made her squeak, she got mad while he made fun of her. He grabbed her sides again in front of his brothers and everyone had a comment about her squeak. (Lucifer, get that evil look out of your eyes).

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The brothers were taking her attention away from Cotton Candy, so they turned into a human in front of her and freaked her out cause her little sheep is now a human. Candy took her hands in theirs and told her about things they could do together now, then hugged her and smugly stared at the brothers who were there. (Yes, the sheep is a rival and competition)

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Mephistopheles had taken her horseback riding and she did something that caused him to laugh and got smacked by a tree branch which knocked him off the horse.

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One day in the human world, she got a envelope with no address. She opened it up and found a card that read, "Happy Birthday, Katelynn." She still doesn't know who sent it and it apparently was sent through the Devildom mail.

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Milady and her friends were having a get-together in the park, bringing your own food. Including Solomon. She was worried for her friends when they tried Solomon's dish and commented how good was it. She was confused, tried it and became more confused. After their little picnic, she talked to Solomon and he confessed he can actually cook but pretends be bad because it's fun to mess with people.

He doesn't prank humans (unless they're sorcerers) reason why her friends were spared and he admits he kinda wants her on the joke so he's not the only one laughing.

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Lucifer and her were hanging out in his room while he was getting ready for a important event and he found a hole in his shirt, so he take off it. She instantly looked away which made him chuckle. He placed a new shirt on, then approached her and asked why she whip her head away like that.

He slightly teased her as she said she was just being respectful towards him, but he just chuckled and told her she could look since he's comfortable enough to change in front of her, wink. (Though his back is always facing away to hide the scars)

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Harsh Reality, Pt. 2

Welcome to Part 2 of "Harsh Reality." This part and the next are rather intense, so please heed the content warning (CW) below before proceeding. As always, I hope you enjoy.

CW: MC is afab, she/her pronouns used. Violence and implied violence. Profane language. Intense pursuit/chase scene with predatory/prey undertones -> frightened reader.

Themes: LuciferxMC, DiavoloxMC, hurt, violence, anger/wrath, revenge, chase/pursuit

Characters: Lucifer, MC="You", all brothers, mention Diavolo

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Satan placed his chin on his hand, elbow resting on the dining room table at dinner, ignoring his plate temporarily.

"So, tell me, what filled you with that delicious, unbridled wrath today, MC? I want to hear all about what made sweet little you so mad," Satan said in his most charming voice.

"Satan," Lucifer growled.

"It's okay Lucifer," you replied. You looked at Satan and answered, "Well, I guess calling me a royal slut three times, a bitch, punching me, and throwing me into a wall would do it, Satan," you finished, counting on your fingers with each item.

"He deserved much more than he got for that much," Mammon mumbled, picking at his dinner.

Asmo piped up, "You don't think breaking his hands and ripping out his vocal chords is enough Ma-"

"Silence," Lucifer snapped.

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"This guy is who was picking on MC? Bro, I always knew you were trash, but what the hell?" Levi said, walking up to three of his brothers after receiving Lucifer's text to meet in the Student Council Room. They were surrounding the lower demon who harassed you. Beel and Asmo were standing on either side of the demon with their arms crossed, looking rather pissed despite their usual demeanor.

"You like pickin' on humans do ya? Some nerve ya got to pick on my human," Mammon snapped, holding up the poor demon by the collar.

"Hey! I was just teasing! She took it too far and tackled me-"

Mammon punched him in the guts, hard. "Hmph, maybe ya don't got nerves, maybe you're just fuckin' stupid since you think lyin' to us is gonna work." He dropped the demon.

Lucifer, Satan, and Belphegor finally showed up, with Satan in the lead leaving a plume of green vapors in his wake.

"Give me that fucking piece of shit so I can-"

"Satan," Lucifer said in a warning tone.

"Please don't do this, man, she's the one who's lying-"

Lucifer instantly snatched up the demon by the throat, holding him against the wall. "Maybe he's right, you are stupid. You don't think I saw the bruises? She has a concussion now because of you." He then shook the demon, squeezing harder. "Answer me!"

"Please don't," he choked.

Lucifer dropped the demon, turning his back. "Oral defamation." All seven turned into their demon forms. "Assaulting another student on RAD grounds." They formed a semi-circle around the demon who quivered on the ground, with an open space between the two groups of three, so the demon could see the eldest. "Disregard for the truth and mendacious speech toward Student Council Members." Lucifer finally turned around.

"I do believe that calls for punishment," the eldest stated.

"Please don't."

"Since you like to abuse your hands and words, I think you should be relieved of the use of both," Lucifer replied with a wicked smile. "As the Adjudicator, that is my recommendation. Jury?"

"The Jury agrees," all six said.

"Executioner," Lucifer called. Satan stepped in front of the lower demon. "Try not to make a mess."

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Satan smiled, "I'm rather proud of MC if I say so myself. I need teach you how to properly torture demons and-"

"I said silence," Lucifer barked, black vapors pluming behind him. Everyone jumped a little and finally went back to eating their food in silence, as ordered.

You frowned as you ate your dinner, and it didn't go unnoticed by Lucifer. But you kept your thoughts to yourself as Asmo and Satan started talking again, about what you didn't know. You were preoccupied with what Lucifer and Diavolo said, and then what Satan had just mentioned.

What if I learned how to fight demons? Like actually fight them? Would that be possible? I'd undoubtedly have to use magic or my pacts, I can be strong all I want, demon strength is just more powerful.

Lucifer narrowed his eyes. He knew that look, the one where your eyes kept shifting as if you were listening to two thoughts, and you chewed on your lip undecidedly.

Dinner was over and you wandered back to your room to get ready for bed, and there was a notification on your phone.

Lucifer: I need you in my room at your earliest convenience.

Lucifer: Don't make me wait.

You rolled your eyes, I'm probably going to spend the night in there, knowing him, might as well bring my stuff, you thought.

You changed into pajamas, grabbed a blanket it and wrapped it around you and over your head like a hood. Shuffling down the halls, you finally made it to Lucifer's bedroom.

Not bothering to knock, you walked right in and closed the door, locking it, and went and sat on his bed, waiting for the lecture.

"Wha- You didn't knock," Lucifer scoffed. He was standing near his fireplace, still in his daytime clothes. He couldn't help but admire how cute you looked like that.

"Knocking would mean keeping you waiting," you retorted, half-joking, half-sleepy.

"Hmph," is all he said. He walked over to stand in front of you, arms crossed.

"Well? Are you going to lecture me?" you asked sleepily.

"Who said anything about lecturing you?" Lucifer replied, slight annoyanced in his tone.

"Then why did you ask me to come? By the way just because you say, "at your earliest convenience," doesn't mean you get to say I can't make you wait because that defeats the purpose of-"

"Oh, great hell," he groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "I want to know what you were thinking at dinner," he confessed, glaring down at you.

"At dinner? At which time? I have a lot of thoughts," you replied.

Lucifer sighed. "Is there a special occasion in which you feel the need to be difficult with me today that I am unaware of?"

This made you stop and look away. "I'm sorry," you said quietly.

His heart instantly ached when he saw how you looked then, despondent and hurt. He dropped down to one knee in front of you and put a hand on your lap, squeezing your thigh.

"Do not tell me you're considering learning how to torture demons?"

"Not torture," you piped up, and then instantly regretting the admission. He arched a brow, waiting for you to elaborate. "Fine, I was thinking I could learn how to fight demons that would maybe help-"

"No, it won't help," Lucifer interrupted softly. "And I don't think Diavolo would be too happy to hear you tempting that idea either," he added. You pouted a tad, refusing to look your lover in his crimson eyes, but you knew he was right, your other boyfriend would be none too pleased to hear that's what your studies would then consist of.

Lucifer watched for your reaction, and knew you weren't terribly happy. He chuckled, "You know, I do wonder how hard you would've hit that demon had I given you the chance to," hoping to distract you.

"I wanted to knock his stupid teeth out," you replied, crossing your arms and turning your head away with your nose up.

Smirking, Lucifer replied, "I believe you said something about "kicking his ass into another dimension," no? Tell me, do you really have it in you?"

Keeping your head turned, you side-eyed him. He was baiting you. "I think you should know by now I would damn sure try," you said indignantly.

He let out a lower, less amused and more predatory chuckle this time. "That would be rather entertaining, I suppose. My feisty little human trying to take down a demon all by herself," he said, voice deep, letting his other hand grasp your chin to pull it towards him again.

"I'm not your feisty little human," you hissed hotly. His lids lowered into that gaze you knew all too well, that one that if you said much more, you would find yourself in a rather precarious situation.

"Ahh, but you are," his voice drawled. His lips curled into a sneer, further egging you on.

"I'd take you down," you snapped, only to realize what you said after it flew out of your mouth. Your boyfriend's eyes sparkled at that challenge, crinkling at the corners, and a broad smile crossed his lips.

"Is that right?" he said breathlessly. Your eyes went wide, breaths became fast and shallow. "What would you say to playing a little game to test you then?

"You don't scare me," you muttered, sounding very much in fact, scared and intimidated. "What... kind of game?" you asked, trying to show courage.

"It's a bit of cat and mouse, to see if you really could take me down. If you win, then I have to do whatever you say for the night, and if I win, then you do whatever I say for the night. Deal?" His grin was like the Chesire Cat.

"How do I win?"

"Whoever pins the other down for at least three seconds is the winner," he mused to you.

You mulled it over, and you couldn't help the hairs standing at the back of your neck when you looked at him, but you nodded.

"Deal."

His pupils then dilated, and he looked like he would pounce at any moment. Not so much like a cute cat with a toy, more like the combination withstanding the grace and movement of a leopard and the speed of a cheetah stalking its prey.

Fast. Precise. Lethal.

"Run," he whispered.

In that moment, the lights went out in Lucifer's bedroom, not even his fireplace was lit, no moonlight flooded into the room, and all you were left with was the glimmer of his ruby red orbs, focused entirely on yours.

You bolted to the door as hard and fast as you could, only to find it wouldn't budge. Hearing a deep, inhuman chuckle from across the room made the hairs on your neck and arms stand up again. The door would simply not open, and you wrestled with it and jostled it with all your strength.

Music started to fill the room, a cursed record you recognized that Lucifer told you about once.

-

"You see, demons often find how humans move to be thrilling, tantalizing, almost like prey. It's not so much that we want to kill them, it's more like possession. We want to have them in our grasp, to watch them squirm and writhe, and we want to manipulate them like toys, to do with as we please. This record was cursed for any demons who hear it to act on that instinct with whatever human is nearby." He chuckled at your panicked expression. "Don't look so nervous, I will wear headphones and you can listen to it for a moment."

-

Your breath hitched at that flashback, realizing what he had done. The record steadily increased in volume, and your body went cold listening to Lucifer hum to it.

This, suddenly, did not feel like a game anymore.

Finally, the door opened but you heard the steady sound of footsteps rushing toward you. Not even looking back, you ran out into the hall only to find the rest of the house was completely dark except for some of the candles lit on the hall trees and tables. Climbing down the stairs, you felt like you could just barely feel his hand touching your shoulder, but as you continued running and looked at your shoulder, nothing was there.

Even as you made it to the foyer downstairs, you could still hear the record, crystal clear, being played from upstairs. You looked at the top of the stair to see the shadowy figure of Lucifer's demon form, and vapors fuming off of him, and his glowing crimson eyes staring directly at you.

First, you thought of trying to find one of his brothers, so you ran by the living room to find it empty, then you tried the kitchen, also empty, and every other common room, there wasn't a demon to be found. The house was flooded with the record's sounds, the lull of it almost made you want to stop moving, but your rational mind told you to keep going.

Mammon, you thought. Try his room. Sprinting, now, you found his bedroom door and tried to open it. It wouldn't budge, and you knew screaming his name would only lure your stalker to you. Feeling around your pockets, you realized you probably left your D.D.D. in Lucifer's bedroom, so that was out.

Hearing footsteps approaching, you sprinted down the hallway looking for anyone who could help you. Your thoughts raced.

What is going on? Why is no one home when I just had dinner with them less than an hour ago? Is this the game? What am I going to do-

"MC" a sweet, inhumanely low voice called out to you. "Come back here." A shiver went down your back as you continued to sprint.

Your room was next on the list, so then maybe you could climb out the window and have time to run to... somewhere. You managed to slip back towards the kitchen area and go to your bedroom door, only to find it was also locked.

Not bothering to wait around, as you could hear rustling in the kitchen, you abandoned the idea in favor of trying every door you could find to hide. You knew if that your door was locked, the front door most certainly would be. Without much of a plan, you just started running to every door you could find in the house, and you remembered there was one such place with no technical door, but it was risky.

In the library, you opened and ducked into Lucifer's office, once inside you closed the secret passage again. The room was absolutely dark, but you knew your stalker was more than able to see, so you fumbled your way over and crawled underneath his desk, pulling his chair back into place, and quietly waited for the nightmare to be over, trying to slow your breathing.

Amidst the dead silence, you heard the office passage open. You froze as you listening to his feather-light footfalls, just the slightest clicks of his heels on the floor. You could hear him circle the room, as if he was looking around all the objects, then standing in front of his desk. He didn't move for several seconds, but you remained in place, trying to not sob or make any noise.

His footfalls then got further away, and you could hear the office passage open and close. After not hearing anything for a minute, you slowly pushed the chair out and came out from the desk, feeling around in the void for any sign of Lucifer. Somewhat satisfied you had avoided him, you quietly left and made your way back to his bedroom in hopes of getting your D.D.D. to get help.

Once you made it to his room, you quietly shut the door without making a single sound and locked it. It was still dark in his room, so you used your memory to slowly walk over to the bed to where you must have left your device. You felt your way around to the foot of the bed, and just when you grabbed the blanket you brought with you, still feeling around, there was a voice.

"Falling right into my trap," it said, "what a good mouse."

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Meet Morrison: My MC's Familiar/Pet

@yourboyhack, Hack here's some info about Morrison Picrew

The Rat who is piss off with all the demons, angel (expect for Luke) and a certain white hair human. The only creature that survive the power demon, Barbatos

Here are the evidence

The affect that cause Morrison to grow wore off, he sneak into Tia's room and recovers that when Tia found him, feeling sorry for the little guy, she secretly nurse him back to health. As soon he was health, she took him to the wood to set him free.

But he didn't leave, he just stood there looking at Tia with cute pleading eyes. She gave in and took him back to the house where she secretly took care of him as her pet.

When she and the brothers are at RAD, Morrison wonder around the House of Lamentation to get a good baring of the place and memorizing everything. One day he stumble across Cerberus, where even the hellhound growl and roar at the tiny thing, the rat didn't flinch.

Soon the two became friends but Morrison is in charge (well Cerberus lets him, but the hellhound knows that he can easily eat the rat. But commend the rat's gut of not being afraid of him).

Here's what their vibe goes (Here's where I got the pic)

When Solomon took Tia away for the weeks for some silly thing in the human world, that when Morrison notice she was gone and look around the house to find her, as he was walking around the hall (He does care if he isn't hidden) Asmo walk out of his room and saw him, she scream, and that when most of the brothers came out of their rooms and saw Morrison.

Mammon and Beel tries to catch him, but they end up crashing into each other.

Through out the weekend, the brothers now including Lucifer tries to catch him, even using Cerberus but Lucifer was shock that his hound refuse to attack the rat.

The Day Tia came back, Morrison was running from a full demon formed Mammon and Satan (who out of petty, Morrison chew through some of his book) and the rat leap on to Tia and cries. Piss off She glare at the demon, even arguing with Satan.

Lucifer tries to talk Tia out of releasing Morrison back to the woods. But she refuse and told them when she goes back to the human world she'll be taking Morrison with her. Not want to discuss about that anymore, Lucifer just let her have Morrison only if she looks after him. That's when she told him she has been looking after him since the "Giant Rat incident" Which Lucifer don't know if he should be frustrated or happy knowing about that.

Ever since that, Morrison has be official became Tia's pet. But he holds a grudge on the demon brothers, the royals, Simeon, and Solomon. Luke gave him a treat and saw that Tia was nice to him, so he like Luke too.

When Tia is sleeping with Lucifer in his room, Morrison stays with Cerberus

And when any of the brothers insult him direct or indirectly he take revenge on them, stealing Mammon credit card and slide it into Lucifer's wallet or drawer, Eating Asmo's make-up, sleeping on Belphie's pillow (he steals it), leaving nibble bite marks on Levi's DVD collection and Satan's book and chewing through Beel's hidden stock of snacks.

Ever since that weekend of being chase, Morrison always have a resting bitch face whenever he looks at the brothers including Lucifer and Barbatos. Even flipping them off, he made sure that Tia is happy and treats the brothers like they the enemy.

Added note: The scar and clip ear are all cause by Barbatos

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I got an idea. so i read both of mc older brother making the worst jokes ever to the guys.

But what if mc found out about,

and got pissed.

At first she apologies like never before, then she's literally crying and begging for forgiveness.

and then she lookes at asmo, diavolo and lucifer and says with a very dark tone, "i shall get you vengence" and runs off.

An hour later, they see MC dragging her older brother by the hair and SMASHES his face to the ground with a very angrey look on their face and screams

"APOLIGIES AND DONT YOU STOP TILL U FORGVNESS!!!!"

Hi! I apologise in advance if this is lowkey bad because my creativity is gone at the moment, but I haven't written in almost a week and that writer's block got to go. Anyways, I hope it's not too horrible, enjoy!

the obey me cast when mc makes their brother apologise

-> brothers and side characters x mc (luke platonic)

mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read

a/n: there are implications of violence in this post. I do not endorse this behavior. If you have a problem with somebody, talk it out with them. In the words of my third grade teacher: 'use your words instead of your hands.'

content warnings: implied violence

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Lucifer

honestly he would have done what you're doing long ago if only nobody had stopped him

he does interfere when it gets too intense though

anyways, lucifer thinks it's about time your brother learned his lesson

Mammon

with how his brothers are, he thinks it's just some joke, so he whips out his ddd and starts recording

until he realises it isn't

then mammon will try to separate you to calm down

Leviathan

that's it, he's making his way to diavolo to send your brother back up to the human world

his presence causes too much chaos, and while levi is used to chaos, too much of it isn't great

levi asks if you're okay after the fight

Satan

he's not going to stop you from letting your brother know what he needs to know

satan thinks he's an annoying dude with zero respect for others, and he should be put into place for that

he doesn't want you to stress yourself out though

Asmodeus

he stops you from frustrating yourself out because, well, he doesn't think your brother is worth it

plus, if he really wanted revenge, asmo could arrange that himself

so no need stressing yourself out, he will even take you to the spa to calm down

Beelzebub

yes, your brother has proven himself over and over to be terrible, but no fighting

you're family, you should talk it out

at least that's what he thinks is the right choice, deep down, a part of beel wants your brother to learn his lesson this way, he hurt his brothers after all

Belphegor

he just watches it happen before his eyes

how does he even react? belphie's never seen you this angry before, plus your brother has it coming

belphie hopes that with this, your brother will finally go back to the human world

Diavolo

mc, relax, you don't have to 'avenge' him or anything!

really, if your brother meant harm, the best revenge would be to just move on

diavolo will actually think about whether your brother's visit is over or not

Barbatos

he will stop you

partly because he feels like it's his job as a butler to teach those who insulted his lord and partly because your stress won't be worth it

afterwards he'll make you some of your favorite tea to calm down

Simeon

he only stops you because it would be his job as an angel

really, he wants you to have your moment, but violence and yelling isn't worth it

he makes sure luke doesn't see anything though

Luke

simeon turned him away, that's how he knows something weird is going on

mammon told him everything later, and luke knew your brother was rude but not this rude

he's really worried you're sad, so he invites you to bake with him and barbatos

Solomon

honestly, solomon wants to watch the little 'show'

but seeing you so frustrated doesn't seem like it's worth something

so he just puts a halt to it, and tells you everything is okay, just try to ignore it all

[obeymeshallwedate-latinplayer]

Thanks for the opportunity (Fem! MC) SMUT.

As one of the youngest siblings, I didn´t carry someone in my lap, but I was carried in my sibling´s laps, so… Even if I don´t understand the feeling of carrying someone, I do know the beautiful feeling of other carrying me. Would I be afraid of the brothers sitting in my lap and basically destroying my legs just because I´m a pettite human being? No, my mother did not raise a coward.

Lucifer.

As the avatar of pride and the oldest brother, Lucifer would hesitate, sitting in his human lap will only lead into tragedy, or so he thought, but she looked so happy and so proud of her abilities that he just groans in silence and sat in her lap.

Having her hands trying to reach each other while she hugs his hips, only makes him feel so proud of his body and of his human, feeling her so close to him, her heartbeat, her smell, if he wasn’t in a family road trip the things, he would done to her.

In the return trip he carried her… And not only he was proud of his human obeying him, something else was happy to have the human in his lap.

Mammon.

The great Mammon will carry you… plot twist, Mc was the one carrying him, he is a blushy mess, while the others make fun of him, Mammon is complaining about his luck and about the cute human that is making him sit on her lap.

“ Mc, you will pay for this” – or so he thought, in secret he loves being a spoiled demon, and just knowing that she trust him over the rest of the brothers, and that her legs are so strong…

He asks nicely to being carried again in the return trip, but Luke won his sit while he was fighting with the rest of the brothers and Lord Diavolo.

Levi.

He has a mental breakdown, he doesn’t understand nor how nor why Mc was carrying him, the only thing he understand is: She has the strongest legs he has seen. He is just thinking about how not to mess things up while he is with her.

In a while he gets used to the embarrassment, and the continuous nagging from Mammon, he is just enjoying the feeling of protection that Mc is giving him. After a while he is playing with videogames with her.

He develops a like for MC´s lap, he will sit on her lap while they´re gaming, while they are eating, even in movie nights.

Satan.

N O, I shall not be carried by MC no matter what she says, I will be the one carry…. *Ten minutes later* he is sitting on her lap really confused. She is smiling like she had achieve her ultimate goal in life, and feeling her hands all over his body for protection makes him blush.

He remembers one book scene and immediately becomes a tomato, if the positions had change… he would be… Oh for the devil’s sake, someone please go and help him. And she is acting like nothing is happening. “Oh, don´t worry Satan I usually do this for my younger siblings, it´s okey!”

Acts like an angry little boy, “Did she just told me small? O she will pay for that.” Sweet MC, there is nothing “small” in him.

Asmo.

He asked MC to carry him, “Please Mc! I want to sit in your lap!” he was acting so cute that Mc agreed to carry him in her lap, Asmo is so happy that he is giggling and smiling a lot, he was the one that put Mc´s hands around his hips.

Asmo is so proud of his human, she has the best lap in the three realms, and even better, she is so strong that she might carry him around without problem (he convinces Mc to carry him and both of them felt.)

In the return trip, he was still angry with Mc because she dropped him, and decided that as a revenge she should carry him in her lap again.

Beel.

He panics, he knows that he is more muscle than fat, still he is heavy, and he might break her legs if he sits on Mc´s lap, after a lot of begging and Lucifer telling him that it´s either him sitting on Mc´s lap or is other brother, he agrees to sit on the human lap.

For all the trip he don´t eat anything, not even when his belly is growling and his head aches, he makes sure that his human it´s fine, and having her trying to hug him, makes him blush a lot.

Usually, he is the one protecting others, but that day he was the one being protected by his human.

Belphie.

He is fine with the decision, if he can sleep close to Mc, then who is he to complain about it? He usually sleeps on Mc´s lap, sitting wouldn´t change that much.

Or so he thought, being on Mc´s lap felt like his time in the celestial realm, there was something that makes him feel comfortable and warm. Maybe that´s why he slept so well during the trip.

Like Levi, he started to sit in Mc´s lap just for a nice nap.

[musezieren]

Plots

Asmodeus

Human makes a deal with Asmo. Asmo likes them, stays around or takes their soul when The contract ends but gives them a life of luxury in hell and helps them to become a high-ranking demon

Someone summons Asmo, Asmodeus decides that means the apartment/house is his now too, and hangs around sometimes

Period / fantasy: saint*ess locked away in some temple, beautiful garden. A beautiful golden cage, possibly because of holy power locked away there as a child. So he wants to show them freedom, sneaks in like a snake into garden Eden, and starts showing them the world. Corrupting them in the eyes of the world. But he always lets them decide. As I said, his greatest value is freedom

Brennan

His canon verse… aka dragon age Inquisition

I made a sexy pirate muse and had not yet even one single pirate thread :| Dragon Age or original etc idgaf, just wanna write my boy with his too big of an ego 😂

Nari

I love my girl! Anything Cyberpunk, game, p&p or just the genre. I mean I made her for that lol

But in general: her meeting someone at a high society party

Getting kidnapped and either saved or “befriending” the criminal

Getting close to one of her ever changing bodyguards, friendship or romance

Her acting poor for some hot person looking for a sugar baby cause well, they hot. But really she hs enough money

Taking over her family business and a loyal right hand helping her. Either just action or romance too

Her being sugar mama

Otome Isekai plot 1: fantasy setting, her being born into a branch royal family, getting married to a crown prince who is incompetent. And in the end getting beheaded for what he did wrong in the country, making her is scapegoat together with his lover. But she wakes up with all her memories when younger. And deciding to this time become empress once again, but to do so with power this time and flip the whole country on it head. Monarchy is a bullshit idea anyway.

Bryce

Again in bis Cyberpunk verse. Love me some good Media revolving plot

Crime Verse. A good old revenge plot. Will he follow it through? Get over it? Heal his trauma? Darken and raise in the crime world? (That’s the usual endpoint but can change)

His orig fantasy verse, cause I have sooo much lore for that one… arranged marriage etc

Jeong-Hui

Period drama, a beautiful noble child that is only known for having a pretty face and being useless beyond that. Secretly either a talented magician/alchemist and/or vigilante

General

Otome Isekai plots!!!! I am obsessed with that genre. I can plot settings etc for every single muse for it… I mean I read like 60 webtoons in that genre lol it

Crime settings

Crossovers

Fallout !! I can make a verse or muse for fallout as fast as making a sandwich

Dragon Age verses. I have them for most of my muses anyway

Pokemon! Gijinka or plots etc in the Pokemon world, trainers, arena leaders, professors

[sinsandwizards]

Obey Me: Lilith headcanons

Lilith is/was genuinely a weird angel. As the token girl character she mostly gets traits like “nice” and “caring” but Belphie at some point says she was “weird like MC”. Personally I see MC as a near feral entity so Lilith must have been fun. I won’t give her any traits too specific as only you understand how truly weird your MC is. Just give her your weirdest and worst traits and laugh about how they only remember her as nice.

- With how much they seemed to have gone to the human realm Lilith and Belphie had must have had the angle equivalent of a shitty low wage job. Like pick up a shift Celestial realm mail sorting room and then go hang out with the humans (Lilith reads other peoples mail like how MC spies in on other peoples chats). They spent their whole paycheck on angel weed and angel McDonald’s. Good thing the celestial realm is functionally communist for housing and stuff.

-Ultimately Lilith was a young angel who didn't know who she wanted to be or what made her happy. Her general lack of hobbies is probably why she want to the human realm so much. She just didn't due well under most authority, the celestial realm was her own hell. Consider it was last bit of revenge that their 'Father' let Lucifer go only to be forced to serve under Diavolo. Lilith sticks around like she does in the game because her brothers are not yet free.

-Lilith was kind of a rat girl. Asmo was the one to maintain her appearance, hair, nails. The elegant version of Lilith known by most angels and even Simeon is maintained only by constant attention and Asmos hard work. She doesn't know what 'business casual' is and she doesn't want to know.

- Angels in general do not care about gender. While they are a 'species' they do not reproduce that way. Lilith actively chose to be the 'sister' and only received ummm... human traits after she was reincarnated as the brother did when they fell

-Lilith being 'reincarnated' into a human did a bunch of weird stuff to her soul. When she died she kind of came under his jurisdiction? She probably could have appeared before him to be judged but didn't want to talk to the guy who muscled her brother into indentured servitude... If Lilith were a more active character she would have warned MC earlier of his nature. She's a very weak spirit that could only incarnate and 'haunt' solely MC.

-Also I feel she is humanities most recent common ancestor. Our Mitochondrial Eve, not edam and Eve. So she presents as an East African woman as the real mitochondrial eve would have been. As MC can be/ is all of us it only makes sense. (Also it would be funny if the boys were so blows away to see Lilith have a descendant but like… also humans are her descendants you demons are just dumb.)

- Meta wise Lilith should have been a more typical non datable NPC/ menu character for Obey me. Like she would provide exposition in MCs dreams or like MC is the only one that can see her. She would obscure her identity or maybe have trouble fully piecing together who she is or something like that. Honestly I would love to see a universe where the writers get to hard reboot the first season, particularly the chapter 16 situation…

Also I’m not sure where I’m stealing this from but the brothers leave a plate out for her at every meal, she has her own seat.

(Side note I feel the reason there is so much ‘drama’ about MC being Lilith's descendant is that they forgot to give her traits so it’s literally the only thing we can think about when her character is brought up… I almost guarantee you no one would have cared had she had like character traits and an actually interesting backstory)

[lancermylove]

Halloween Surprise (HC)

Fandom: Obey Me

Pairing: Demon Bros x Reader, Diavolo x Reader, Barbatos x Reader, Simeon x Reader, Solomon x Reader

Warning: NSFW, language

Prompt: Reader picks a costume to get his undivided attention.

A/N: Happy Halloween!

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Prologue

Devildom was hosting a grand Halloween party. Not being able to hold your excitement, you ran straight to your boyfriend to ask him about his costume. 

To your dismay, he said, “My Halloween costume is my demon form.” 

When you asked him to help you pick out a costume, he declined, saying he doesn’t have time. Before you left his room, he called out to you and said, “Why don’t you surprise me?” 

Countless ideas ran through your head, but in the end, you decided to get “revenge” on him for not helping you pick a costume. 

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Lucifer

As soon as you walk into the room, Lucifer drops his wine glass.

He wasn’t expecting you to pick such a revealing costume. 

Part of him was tempted to cover you with his coat, but the other part of him wanted to keep staring.

At one point, he has to pry his eyes away from you to stop his mind from getting riled up.

Seeing his attention shift, you sent him a text message: “This angel wants you to make her fly high.”

Lucifer nearly loses his cool. He almost jumps you right then and there.

He leaves the party hall quickly, hoping that you follow, and you do.

As soon as he sees you, he slams you against the wall and kisses you hungrily. His eyes dark with lust, and his breath heavy.

Not caring who sees, Lucifer takes you right then and there. 

“Don’t tempt me, human, unless you are ready to pay the price.”

Mammon

Mammon turns 500 shades of red when he sees you. Who knew so many shades of red existed? 

He tries his best to avoid looking at you, but he steals a quick glance every now and then.

When he accidentally meets your eyes, he is startled to see you slightly lift your dress up and give him a flirty look.

To add to his “misery”, you send him a text message: “Are you looking for cash? Because this cash is up for grabs.”

Mammon still doesn’t get the idea until you walk past him and lightly brush his bulge with your fingertips. 

Though it takes him a while to understand your motive, Mammon ends up fucking you for every $100 bill on your dress. 

Let’s just say you won’t be walking for a while. 

Asmo

When Asmo sees you, he can’t stop complimenting you.

On top to that, he is in love with your outfit. Almost to the point where he wants to wear it himself.

“Hey, Asmo?” 

He stops showering you with compliments and smiles, “Yes, love?”

“Cupid wants his arrow back, so can I borrow yours?” 

Asmo is speechless. He never thought he would hear such a line from you.

The avatar of lust gently takes your hand and walks you out of the hall, “Princess, do you even need to ask?”

Beel

Beel can’t help but lick his lips as he imagines the sweet taste of strawberries.

Nothing makes him happier than seeing you dressed as food. 

How he wishes that he could eat you then and there. 

When Beel diverts his mind away from that thought, he sees a text message from you: “Are you hungry? Because you can eat me anytime.” 

For a moment, he stares at the text with wide eyes. 

When he finally meets your gaze, Beel starts walking towards you with no expressions. 

Sensing that you may have pushed your limits, you headed towards the exit. 

Just as you step out, Beel grabs your waist and flies out of there to a secluded place before getting down on his knees and burying his face between your legs.

“You are my favorite meal.” 

Satan

Satan finds your costume to be amusing. 

He’s sharp enough to know that you picked out the costume to get his attention.

What he didn’t expect was for you to whisper, “This librarian is ready for you to check her out.”

Satan can’t help but stare at you, stunned. But, that shock doesn’t last long as he calmly walks you out of the party.

As soon as you step out, Satan lifts you up and wraps your legs around his hips. 

“Human, you never stop surprising me.” 

Unfortunately (or fortunately lol) for you, Satan makes love to you right next to the party hall doors. 

All you can hope for is that Lucifer doesn’t catch you two, but even if he does, it’s not like Satan is going to listen to him. 

Belphie

Belphie is happy to see you wearing a costume inspired by his demon form. 

But at the same time, he doesn’t like that other demons get to see you wearing something sexy. 

He can’t stop staring at you, especially at your chest. ‘Her chest would make a good pillow.’ 

You trace his gaze to your chest and decide to play a little prank on him by sending him a text: “Let this cowgirl ride you.”

Belphie freezes when he sees the message, but in a matter of a few seconds, he grabs your wrist and pulls you to the dance floor. 

As you two dance, he turns your back to him and pulls you to his chest, pressing his bulge against you. 

“If you let any other man see your aroused expression, I will punish you right here.” 

Levi

Levi has a nosebleed when he sees you.

Of all the costumes, he didn’t understand why you would pick an anime school girl. That too a sexy version.

He quickly turns his back to you to hide his flushed face.

But, when he hears lesser demons making inappropriate remarks about you, his shy expression is replaced with an angry one. 

How dare they talk about HIS girlfriend that way? 

Levi nearly kills the demons but is stopped by Satan and Beel.

He takes out his phone to distract his mind, but instead, he sees a text message from you: “Senpai, notice me.”

THUD. 

Your message was enough to send Levi into overdrive, causing the demon to pass out due a major nosebleed.

Diavolo

The demon king stares at you with his jaw dropped.

It doesn’t take him long to get turned on. 

Barbatos has to remind him that he is in a public place and has to behave himself.

Diavolo can’t keep his hands off you, especially after seeing how much attention you’re getting.

He tries his best to keep Barb’s words in mind but it’s hard for him to control his desires.

Seeing him riled up, you decide to add more fuel to the fire, “Let this she-devil set you on fire.”

That’s more than enough for Diavolo to throw you over his shoulder and abandon the party. 

“My beloved she-devil, your devil is going to show you true hell.”

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[fellulahh]

His reaction to MC flashing her chest at him (all characters!)

Lucifer:

“Well you’re certainly desperate for my attention, aren’t you?” He smirks

As MC pulls her top back down with a grin, he quickly interrupts

“Did I say you could put them away? Come. Perhaps if you sat on my lap I’d find this work more bearable.”

Mammon:

“Fuck!” He quickly mutters as his eyes widen

He basically just gawps at MC with the biggest cheeky grin on his face

“Ya better not be doin’ this for anyone else! I don’t want anyone else seein’ them.”

Levi:

Levi breaks. He just has a blank expression as he blinks at MC’s breasts

(He’s not used to seeing boobs that aren’t animated)

Eventually blushes before meeting MC’s eyes, “t—thank you”

Satan:

Studies her breasts carefully with a ‘not bad’ look on his face

Diverts his attention to MC’s eyes as he smiles

“Now what on Earth did I do to deserve that? And will it work if I did it again?”

Asmo:

Asmo’s cheeks go bright pink as excitement fills his body

“I always knew you had a gorgeous figure.” He gushes over MC before stepping up to her

“Maybe if you’re lucky I’ll repay you the favour!” He states as he wraps his arms around her waist

Beel:

Beel doesn’t keep his cool. He drools (but only a little bit)

He gets quite blushy, growing flustered at the sight of MC’s bare chest

He gets revenge though by saying “you want to see mine now?” And then whips his top off to flash his gorgeous pecs

Belphie:

He can’t take his eyes off her, they just look so amazing and...comfy?

Belphie frowns a lot when MC brings her top back down and grins at him

“Hey come back! I want to see more.” He states

Diavolo:

Gazes at MC like she’s a goddess as he grins to himself

“Who would have thought my very own exchange student would surprise me like this.”

“Now why don’t you take your top off completely and then we can compare?” He asks very smoothly as he starts unbuttoning his uniform

Simeon:

“Oh my.” He breaths, biting his lip as his sinful eyes begin admiring her body

Shakes his head with a small smirk as she covers up again - he can’t believe he allowed his mind to wander

“You’re definitely not an angel - an angel wouldn’t be so teasing.”

Barbatos:

“There are other ways to get my attention, MC.” He tuts, never diverting his eyes from hers

He’s incredibly arrogant; he’s not about to fluster at the sight of her breasts

“You’re going to have to try harder than that.” He states with a ghost of a smirk on his lips

Solomon:

Smiles like it’s the most beautiful sight he’s ever been blessed with before remembering that one vine

Wipes BBQ sauce on her breasts

“I was sat there...BBQ sauce on my titties.”

Diavolo’s Dad (sorry)

His face remains serious as he nods to himself, raising an eyebrow as he admires MC’s figure

“Remind me to thank my son for bringing you here.”

Flashes MC that rare smirk of his that turns her into a flustered mess

[zevlors-tail]

@pandasfoxes05 I assume the reply to the OC ask post thing was for me lol, so here you go! Thanks for inquiring! <3 I am always thinking of my OC's! Sorry this took so long, I had to really think about some of these and I have tons of OC's too lol. ;w;

Response to this post about OC Asks!

1) What's the worst thing they've done for revenge?

Muse: I can't give much context to this because it would spoil a huge plot point for my fic series I'm trying to hash out rn, but by far the worst thing Muse has done for revenge is start an entire WAR between realms.

Cypress: Blamed Raphael for his own wrongdoings and lied to Muse about who he really was. He outright betrayed Muse's trust and lied about a LOT of things.

Uriel: Uri doesn't take revenge on anyone or anything. He doesn't see revenge as worthwhile for himself or those he loves and has never actively participated in it. He prefers to solve things diplomatically.

Claire: Trespassed into the Celestial Realm and threatened a high ranking angel for his transgressions against her friends and the people she considered family.

Silas: Used his personal connections to destroy someone's reputation, though he usually doesn't mess with others unless it's warranted. Often it's because they threaten his family or friends.

Aska: She's half angel and so her morals don't really align with revenge. Simeon, Muse, and Solomon all raised her to take no shit but do no harm, and she's just generally not interested in it. If someone wrongs her, she's more likely to drop them and never speak to or see them again than to take revenge on them.

4) Dogs or cats?

Muse: Cats. Definitely cats.

Cypress: Prefers cats, but doesn't own any.

Uriel: Loves all animals, and therefore has no preference.

Claire: Prefers cats but also likes dogs.

Silas: Very much likes cats. You could probably blame that on Solomon and Muse lol.

Aska: Doesn't mind cats, but really loves dogs. Though overall, she prefers bugs and insects!

30) Are there any secrets they will take to the grave?

Uriel: He knew what was going to happen to Lilith before she died. Also, Lilith and Cypress were the only two beings he's ever really been in love with. He currently still has feelings for Cypress despite their situation.

Claire: Was in love with Muse and kissed them out of the blue before running away for a while, but neither of them talked about it afterwards and just brushed over it like it never happened. Also, she did eventually find records of her past despite not remembering any of it. It wasn't pretty. She once paid a visit to her own grave for some closure, but ended up ripping open old wounds and running into someone who recognized her. Left absolutely devastated but did ultimately get the closure she wanted.

Muse: Fell in love with Fallen!Simeon when they were trapped in the Parallel Realm. They still miss him and keep a piece of Asmo's broken mirror (the mirror that threw them into the Parallel Realm) in their top dresser drawer beneath their clothes. They still look in it from time to time hoping to catch a glimpse of him staring back.

TW: Suicidal Ideation

Cypress: Cypress did, at some point, love Uriel when he was still an angel. He never told Uri, and he never will. Also, when Muse was at their worst, he was the one who had to listen to them beg and pray to die in their sleep night after night. He would sit with them, invisible, while they sobbed and curled in on themselves at night. On more than one occasion, he broke the rules of the Celestial Realm to try and comfort them by touch or a blessing while Muse slept.

Silas & Aska: I put these two together because realistically, there's SO MUCH STUFF they've done that they would never DARE tell another soul about. They constantly cover for each other- what are siblings for, anyways? There's nothing too specific for either of them.