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*Satan and MC talking*

Satan: how many cats do you have?

MC: just the one

Satan: I’m so envious. I have been reading some human literature about the ancient Egyptians and how the worshiping of cats goes all the way back thousands of years. They truly are wonderful and majestic animals

Satan: what’s yours called?

MC: big keith

Satan:…

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welcome back again diva 🫶🩷

Hey girl hey!!😁😁❤️

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*MC and Lucifer talking*

MC: I just finished painting Mammon’s nails, do you want me to do yours next?

Lucifer: absolutely not, why would I waste my time on something so self indulgent when there’s other things to be worrying about?!

MC:

Lucifer:

MC: what colour do you want?

Lucifer: blue please

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*MC relaxing in their room*

Lucifer *entering room*: MC, can you please help Mammon? He’s screaming because apparently there’s a beetle in his room

MC: is it John or Ringo? HA—

Lucifer:…I’m sorry?

MC:

Lucifer: ???

MC *muttering*: stupid demons

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*Diavolo and MC talking*

Diavolo *excitedly*: MC I have downloaded one of your human social media applications!

MC: really?

Diavolo: yes! Now I can be down with the humans and all of their latest crazes. Finally I am catching up with your technology and learning the lingo.

MC: which one did you download?

Diavolo: MSN!

MC:…

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*MC and Solomon have their own podcast Part 6*

Solomon: Mammon is such a joke sometimes, everyone listening agrees

MC: hey, no he’s not! He’s actually really sweet at heart

Solomon: do you think?

MC: yeah! He was really nice today actually, he offered to go to the shop to buy me some more tampons

Solomon: oh really? How did he get on?

MC: I’m not sure, he’s still ou—*gets text* oh he’s just messaged me actually

MC:

MC: never mind

Solomon: what happened?

MC: he’s just text me asking ‘what size is your pussy?’

Solomon: LOL

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*Satan and Lucifer talking*

Satan: what are you watching?

Lucifer: one of MC’s Tik Toks…not that it’s any of your business.

Satan *curious*: do you often watch them?

Lucifer: I do find some amusement in them so yes, perhaps I do view them a lot

Satan: you know MC gets a notification every time you view their profile right?

Lucifer:

Lucifer: excuse me?

Satan *smug*: you heard me

Lucifer: interesting

Lucifer: *leaves room*

Lucifer *from other side of door*: DAMNATION!

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F!MC asks him to zip up her dress - Mammon

Two days on the trot, look at me go!! Anyway, enjoy dorky Mammon.

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“Mammon, can I borrow you for a second?” MC called from within her bathroom.

“What d’ya want now? Can’t ya see I’m busy?” Mammon complained from the human’s bed.

“No actually, I can’t see through walls.” She answered from the other side of the door.

“Ah jheez…” Mammon muttered before swinging his legs over the bed.

Entering the bathroom, he was met by a half dressed MC. Instantly a red flush washed across his cheeks.

“Wh—what’s up?” He asked, trying his best to sound nonchalant.

“Can you help me with my zip?” MC asked, gesturing toward the agape material that was down the side of her body.

“S—sure.” Mammon nodded, stepping closer to her.

MC lifted up one arm out of Mammon’s way while using the other to hold the dress to her chest.

Mammon crouched down and sheepishly gripped the zip between his fingers. He mentally cursed to himself when he had to place his free hand on MC’s waist to help his other pull up the zip.

His movements were ridiculously slow and MC soon noticed his trembling.

Her side practically vibrated as Mammon shakily pulled the zip across her exposed skin.

“Mammon, are you okay?” MC asked quietly.

“I’M FINE” he quickly answered, finally reaching the top of the zip before swiftly turning on his heel to leave the room. “It’s just a bit hot in here y’know?!”

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*MC and Solomon have their own podcast Part 5*

MC: so the other day I needed to search something online and I left my D.D.D upstairs but Lucifer’s was next to me

Solomon: oh?

MC *trying not to laugh*: yeah, so I used his but when I went on his search it came up with his browsing history

Solomon: omg PLEASE tell us what was on there

MC: PFFT okay right—

MC: “what is a boomer?” Followed by “am I a boomer?”

Solomon: yes you are Lucifer

MC: “loafers for men”

Solomon: LOL

MC: “how to turn off torch on D.D.D”

Solomon: classic old man vs electronics battle

MC: “who is Nicki Minaj?”

Solomon: NICKI MINA—

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Making Lucifer watch Love Island HCs

- “I cannot believe I am watching this.”

- “Why are they all dressed so scantily clad?!”

- He pretends to be loathing every second but is always the first to comment on things that happen

- “Well he doesn’t seem genuine at all.”

- scoffs A LOT

- gives MC, many, many, disapproving looks because what on Earth were they thinking making him watch such a show

- “MC, this truly pains me.”

- “why does nobody know the difference between ‘generally’ and ‘genuinely’?”

- “what do these people do for jobs?” “They left them to join the show” “so what will they do when they leave?!” “Become influencers I guess.” “I’m sorry???”

- complains at the lack of romance and slow burning

- “are they sleeping together already?!”

- questions what MC watches when they’re in the human realm because surely there’s better things to watch than this?

- is absolutely HORRIFIED during the heart rate challenge

- “do their parents watch this?!”

- “don’t show this to Asmo. I can’t afford to face the embarrassment of seeing him on this show.”

- “there’s a £50,000 prize? Don’t show Mammon either then.”

- had he been watching with ANYONE else he would have absolutely left the room long ago but because it’s MC he stays put (reluctantly)

- “that was the most unintelligible sentence I think I have ever heard”

- is completely BAFFLED when one of the islanders reveals they have a genuinely high ranking/difficult job

- “hm, this woman stands her ground and has morals; I somewhat respect her.”

- “why do they get so dressed up just to sit around by a pool every evening? Am I missing something? Is this beyond my brain capacity or has this show just numbed all brain cells of mine?”

- “why do they keep putting eggs in different baskets?”

- rolls his eyes pretty much every time one of the guys speak

- “Lucifer, I think you’re secretly enjoying this.” “I certainly am not.”

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F!MC asks him to zip up her dress - Lucifer

I was going to do this as HCs but that would mean me finding the time and motivation to write up every scenario in one post. Instead I am being lazy and will do one at a time. Who’s reaction would you like to see next?

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“Lucifer, can you help me please?” MC asked as she met him in the hallway.

“What’s wrong?” He asked immediately, his eyebrows furrowing as he studied the human’s hand placement.

“I can’t do my zip up - do you mind doing it for me please?” She asked desperately, failing to manoeuvre her arms in such a way to do it herself.

Lucifer’s initial worry soon left and was replaced by mere bemusement.

“Wouldn’t it just be easier if I unzip your efforts?” He asked nonchalantly.

“Lucifer!” MC quipped, “I’ll go and ask one of the others.”

“No need.” He chuckled, stepping closer to the human. “Turn around.” He ordered in a low tone.

Complying, MC turned on her heel so that her back faced the demon.

She felt his presence close behind her.

Lucifer moved slowly as his large hand gripped the zip; easing it up MC’s spine.

He savoured every sweet second he spent in such close proximity to the human.

“There.” He whispered as he finished the job, “I suppose you can finish getting dressed on your own now?”

“Thank you, Lucifer.” MC shook her head before walking away; trying not to give him the satisfaction by exposing the sheepish smile on her face.

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*MC and Solomon have their own podcast Part 4*

Solomon: okay so we’ve had some messages from you guys and a lot of you want to hear us play ‘smash or pass’

MC: classic

Solomon: you can go first. Lucifer.

MC: smash

Solomon: Satan

MC: smash

Solomon: Beel

MC: smash

Solomon: Diavolo

MC: double smash

Solomon: Simeon

MC: respectful smash

Solomon: Mammon

MC: smash

Solomon: Asmo

MC: smash

Solomon: Levi?

MC: smash

Solomon *raising eyebrow*: Belphie?

MC: smash

Solomon: Barbatos???

MC: smash

Solomon:…

MC:…

MC: what?

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New HC: MC makes Mammon do an interpretive dance for them every time he wants to borrow money

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*the demons and MC eating dinner*

MC: darling, can you pass me the salt please?

Everyone: *reaches for the salt*

Lucifer: how many times must I say this?!

Everyone:…

Lucifer *angrily*: me. MC means ME

Mammon: jheez alright grumpy

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*incorrect quote - MC being interrogated by noble demon*

Demon: you are without doubt the worst human I’ve ever heard of

MC: but you have heard of me!

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*Lucifer visiting MC in the human realm for the first time*

MC: I’m so excited for you to be here

Lucifer: surprisingly I am too, in fact I have made a list of things I’d like to do while I’m here

MC: what’s at the top?

Lucifer: I must see Mozart in concert. His compositions have helped me through endless stacks of reports over the years - I would be doing myself a disservice if I don’t get to hear him in person. It would be a dream.

MC:…

Lucifer: what?

MC: you know he’s dead right?

Lucifer: I’m sorry?

MC: yeah, for literally hundreds of years…

Lucifer:

Lucifer: *silent tear falls down cheek*

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Pookie wake up did you see this yet

Pookie is here!! Oh no this sounds like a very deep rabbit hole that I’m about to dive head first into🫣😍

On a side note, I almost didn’t get to see the photo because Tumblr blocked it momentarily?!😂